Monster Psychology Clinic

On the night when Mr. Hai ascended to testify, Lord Mozun got the golden spirit stone again as he wished.

The child in black spread out his palms, and in the center of his hand was a golden teardrop-shaped spar.

"After waiting for so long, I finally got the second golden spirit stone!" Ming Huan sighed.

It turned out that the golden spirit stone was hidden in the deepest pain, and only when the pain was repaired, would it fall out of the body along with the tears.

This time, the foreign object in the Golden Spirit Stone was actually a seaweed in the cave where Mr. Hai was imprisoned.

However, even an ordinary seaweed has become very precious and full of aura after thousands of years of polishing.

Ming Huan activated the natal bead, and the green pillar hovered above the golden spirit stone. The light of the golden spirit stone rose sharply, and then turned into strands of golden light, flying into Ming Huan's body.

call!Ming Huan let out a breath slowly.

He turned around slowly, no longer a child of seven or eight years old, but a boy of sixteen or seventeen.

The boy's eyes were deep, his lips were crimson, and there was a hint of a smile at the corner of his mouth, anyone who looked at it would be intoxicated by it.

"Congratulations, my lord, for improving your cultivation!" Six shadow protectors stepped forward to congratulate.

Master Mozun has changed from a child to a teenager, and his heart will also change accordingly.It is much easier to serve a rebellious adolescent boy than to serve a completely unreasonable young kitten.

Ming Huan nodded, he waved his hand, and circulated the absorbed spiritual power throughout his body once, and found that there were more spells that could be activated.

One is a flame knife, and the other is a cold thorn.

Ice and Fire Nine Heavens is the first trick of Mozun.

"That's right! In this way, even if real Zibai finds you, you don't have to worry too much!" Ming Huan looked at his palm with satisfaction, jumped off the six-storey roof of the community, and landed lightly.

This time the deity was able to recover part of his skills, and the pet Simon contributed the most!

Ming Huan decided to reward the pet who was still working hard, so he went to the roadside stall that Simon often went to, and bought a bowl of small wontons for ten yuan.

Ming Huan waited quietly for Wonton there, his outstanding appearance has already attracted a lot of attention.Even the boss who cooked the wontons greeted Ming Huan with a smile.

"Is this little brother a newcomer? He looks very unfamiliar!"

Ming Huan glanced at the boss, and said coldly: "Cook your wontons, stop talking nonsense!"

"Smelly temper!" The boss muttered, and started cooking wontons seriously.

Ming Huan looked at the wontons churning in the pot, feeling a little tangled in his heart.How to give this gift to your pet?A cat with a bowl of wontons in its mouth?This is too weird!

When Ming Huan was struggling, Simon also welcomed his last guest tonight.

"I came here just for the name!" Master Zibai said straight to the point.

"Famous?" Simon didn't know when he became so famous.

Qian Lan immediately turned on her display screen thoughtfully, flashing in front of Simon.

Simon looked at his computer in a daze.

It was a forum, and the title of the forum was: Forum on Cultivation from All Over the World.

Sticky posts are announcements and forum rules.

The hottest one at the moment, and the one that has been refreshing all the time, is "Some Advice for Newcomers Before Ascension" posted by Mr. Hai.

Simon clicked on this post and read it carefully.

The content of the post is as follows: Cultivate the truth, cultivate the truth, discard the false and keep the true.Abandoning the false self and embracing the real is the only correct way to ascend.

In order to prove this point, I will tell you about my past.

... ([-] words omitted here)

Conclusion: If you have any problems that cannot be solved, if you feel that you have encountered a bottleneck in your cultivation, if you feel that you cannot find true love, then go to this psychologist named Simon!I just watched him, and I only spent 10 yuan (of course, the medical fee was only less than [-] yuan, and the remaining [-] yuan was my money for buying roses, engagement rings, and creating atmosphere), just overnight Ascended! !

One stone stirred up a thousand waves, and on the second floor, a netizen named "Qingqing" liked it and left a message: Even if you can't ascend temporarily, you can abandon distracting thoughts and practice seriously.

Then this post launched a heated discussion, and the enthusiasm was so exciting that the whole world was excited.Some said, "Has the mermaid monster's condition become more serious?", Some said, "The Daemon Master's "Comprehensive Comprehension of the Demon Realm" should be the right way", and some even said, "Ignorant little monsters, my The third aunt’s second aunt’s cousin’s brother-in-law’s nephew is the dog of the Freud family. That dog died at the age of seven. Do you really believe that human psychiatrists can let us ascend to preach? ?”

In the end, a netizen named Papaguai ended the debate. He said: I testify that Mr. Hai really broke through the bottleneck overnight and soared up!At that time, the black surface of the sea turned white, and a dazzling light shot down from the sky, which scared me to death!I thought it was a monster from outer space invading, but it's really not an alien monster invasion, it's Mr. Mermaid Sea who has ascended, ascended!This is really the post he posted before his ascension!

Of course, the climax of the post was - a computer monster called Light Blue, who claimed to be Dr. Simon's stop, and threw the contact information on it.

So, after the light blue, the subsequent replies have become the following format:

"Qian Lan Da Da, I just became a sperm yesterday, may I ask the doctor, can I ascend tomorrow?"

"Lan Lan, my idol since I was a child is Lord Mozun. I have seen a doctor, can I get the favor of Lord Mozun as a guardian?"

"Qian Lan Da Da, I'm still short of [-] spirit stones to save enough money to buy the flying sword. Can the omnipotent doctor lend me the money?"

It took Simon a while to read the post.

He closed the webpage with complicated emotions, and then looked up at the Zibai real person in front of him.

Master Zibai claimed to have lived for 3 years, but in reality, he looked like he was in his early twenties.

He was wearing a grass skirt, his black hair was a little messy, it was casually draped over his shoulders, and his arms were bare. It could be seen that his body was strong and his muscles were well-proportioned and powerful.Around his neck is a string of bakers, and in his hand is a wooden stick with an eagle about to fly engraved on the top of the stick.

Rather than saying that this guy is called Zibai Daoist, it is more appropriate to call him a primitive man.

"That's right, young man, you are good at studying history!" Zibai said, "I have lived for 3 years, and I am the caveman in your legend!"

Simon was so frightened that he dropped the water glass in his hand to the ground.

He counted with his fingers, but he couldn't remember how many years ago the cavemen lived.

Immortal Zibai calmly picked up the water glass that Simon had dropped on the ground and handed it to Simon.

Simon said: "Hello, senior. I don't know what problem you came to me for you to help me solve?"

Master Zibai said: "I think you have good aptitude, and you are quite destined to be immortal. You just let go of the mundane world and come with me."

Simon felt that he should refuse the request.

So he honestly raised his own question: "Your old man came from the age of cavemen, and you haven't ascended to prove the Tao yet... I always feel that I should do psychological treatment honestly."

These words hit Zibai's real pain point thoroughly.

That's right, this matter is the eternal pain in Zibai's heart!

Think about it, I am a caveman!Caveman!

Do you know what the concept of cavemen is?The Three Emperors and Five Emperors behind are already gods.The Holy Mother of Yaochi is actually younger than herself.By the way, there are Jiang Ziya, Nezha and the like in Fengshen.Even Sakyamuni, he did not live ten thousand years!Not to mention the juniors such as Monkey King and Ye Fan!

In the long period of 3 years, human beings have gone from caves to space.

However, as a prehistoric cultivator, he has not ascended yet!

Real Zibai, who was poked at the pain point, was not polite at all. The barbarism of primitive people has not changed after many years of cultivation. He tapped the coffee table in front of him with the wooden stick in his hand and said viciously: "Young man, I will When you are burning incense, if you are willing to let go of the mundane world and follow me, I will take you as a disciple and teach you all the skills of slaying demons and demons! If you are not willing..."

Simon was worried that Master Zibai would knock his tea table down, so he hurried forward to stop Master Zibai, saying, "Senior, please speak carefully if you have something to say, don't hit the stick if you disagree."

Master Zibai stopped knocking on the table with the wooden stick in his hand, and said impatiently: "Think about it quickly! Don't give me a lie. That's right, my most important problem is that I won't be able to ascend for 3 years, so I I plan to take you back, give me psychological counseling every day, and help me ascend to proclaim the Dao!"

Simon was dumbfounded.

go with him?Abandon everything here to cultivate immortals?No kidding, Simon loves mortal life, loves his work, loves his consulting room!

Besides, this Zibai real person has been cultivating immortals for 3 years and cannot ascend to the ascension, it seems that he is not good at cultivating immortals.

However, facing such an unreasonable Zibai real person in the top cave, who is still a primitive man with force value, Simon can only outsmart him.

So Simon thought for three seconds and said, "Okay! I can go with you!"

Master Zibai showed a satisfied smile.

Simon said: "My price is 600 per hour, and 12 for outpatient visits. Generally speaking, once a week is enough for psychological counseling, but if you follow you around the clock, it is equivalent to 7200 hours a day. I do the math. Ah, 21.6*259=[-], [-] a day, [-] a month, [-] million a year... I don't know how many years you need to do it, is the money... enough?"

Master Zibai was stunned all of a sudden.

"I will pass it on to you to slay demons and eliminate demons..."

Simon interrupted Master Zibai: "I'm sorry I don't need the ability to slay demons, I'm just a psychiatrist, so... if I pay the annual fee in full, I can follow you around the clock and give you psychological counseling , I wish you an early return to the fairyland."

Master Zibai was furious, he grabbed his stick and threw it at the computer monster beside him.

He covered his head and face, and directly smashed the flashing "259 million" on the computer monster's screen.

Light blue turned into a human form, covering her face and crying.

Master Zibai scolded: "You liar monster! You also said that the fees of psychiatrists are very cheap, let us come anyway!"

Qian Lan defended with tears in her voice: "[-] an hour is already cheap... woo woo woo woo..."

Simon hurried forward to persuade, and it took a little effort to calm Zibai in the top cave.

Master Zibai came in a hurry and left in frustration.

He thought that Simon had a noble sentiment, a mind that was not stained by mud, and regarded money as dung.

But I didn't expect...he charged so much! !

And not only that, the young man also said that the charges would increase in the future, so that he could make a decision earlier.

Make a decision... Hehe, make your sister's decision!Ever since I came out of retreat for 1000 years, when I thought I had finally ascended to prove the Tao, I encountered my old enemy, the Supreme Demon Realm.

The magic power beaten by the Demon Realm Supreme dissipated and lost the ability to change.

The worst thing is that Master Zibai originally thought that he could live happily by relying on the ability to walk in the world for many years, but the current human beings-the access is all high-tech, and the bills are paid by WeChat and Alipay.As a caveman, I was already out of touch with human society. More than 1000 years ago, in the Tang and Song Dynasties, I was still able to fool around.But when he came out again after more than 1000 years, not only did he encounter the demon king, but he was defeated. After his skills were exhausted, all the basic needs of a person came out. Beggars!

You know, he wasn't originally wearing a grass skirt!Originally there was a long sword in his hand!

It's all because I have been in the modern human society for three months, and I can't make any money if I don't do well. I sold Feijian as scrap iron, just to buy a bowl of small wontons to fill my stomach!

Cuckoo!Master Zibai rubbed his belly, watching a little black cat walking on tiptoe with a bowl of wontons in its mouth.

Master Zibai shed a tear of pain.

He recalled a sentence written in a book he saw on the side of the road a few days ago - poverty is a personality disorder!

The author has something to say: poverty is a personality disorder. —— Zeng Qifeng