Monster Psychology Clinic

Simon glanced at the clock hanging on the wall.

The appointment was at 08:30, but he still hasn't arrived yet.The snake spirit is late again!

There is a very strange phenomenon in psychotherapy-patients pay to see doctors, but they will resist treatment.

The technical term is impedance.There are many kinds of resistance, such as not paying for medical treatment, such as being late.

The last time the snake spirit was late was because of a traffic jam; the last time she was late was because she was beaten to death for grabbing Ganoderma lucidum from the fox spirit; the last time she overslept, the last time...

Simon rubbed his forehead, and took the diagnosis and treatment records of the snake essence from the bookshelf. He didn't remember why he was late last time.

However, the superficial reason for being late is not important, what is important is what is this snake resisting?

The patient has not yet come, and the doctor can only rely on guesswork.

Simon flipped through the last diagnosis and treatment records, and the last sentence of the snake spirit was an oath: "From tomorrow on, be a hard-working snake, take drugs, and practice; from tomorrow on, be a self-disciplined snake, meditate, and make alchemy; Let’s start, be a snake out of vulgar tastes, stop watching dramas, and stop eating people. I swear to the heavens, if I don’t work hard, I will be hit by thunder! If I eat people again, I will never be reborn forever! "

Simon's two beautiful eyebrows frowned slightly.

So Qingqing was late this time, probably not because of resistance, but—was she really struck by lightning?

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In the box of a famous nightclub in Rongcheng, a man in his 40s, facing the Mediterranean Sea, with a beer belly, holding a wine glass in one hand, and embracing a young girl in the other, with a lewd smile, bargaining: "Qingqing, I and My wife doesn't have feelings, I like you, so it's cheaper, three thousand a night is too expensive. Besides, your appearance is not worth that much money!"

The girl Qingqing brushed her curly hair, tapped the rosacea of ​​the man next to her with her slender fingers, and laughed wildly: "Hey! Mr. Xu, looks are secondary, good skills are really good .I promise you to wait a while and have a night of ecstasy that you will never forget."

When Mr. Xu heard this sentence, his bones were shattered immediately, and the thug took out a stack of banknotes from his bag, and threw it on the table, full of pride: "1 yuan, if you serve me well, it's all yours! Be sure to never forget the ecstasy night~~!"

"Okay~!" Qingqing lowered her head shyly, Meiyin took the hook, and immediately hooked the man's heart.

When she raised her head again, those amber eyes were shining brightly, and above the light was covered with a thin layer of water vapor, matched with the pink tongue that could not help sticking out, the girl's throat He even trembled a little, looking a little impatient.

Qingqing stretched out her hand and touched the man's collar, her fingers trembled slightly, she was anxious and flustered, she accidentally tore off a button on the man's collar.

"Hey, don't be so anxious! Kiss your brother's big baby first~! I want the Nine Heavens of Ice and Fire!" Mr. Xu pressed Qingqing's head, pressed her head to his lower body, and took the initiative to unbutton his pants The metal buckle of the belt, the metal buckle emits a refracted silver light, which is particularly dazzling.

Mr. Xu closed his eyes, intending to enjoy the evening.

The girl's panting voice came, and there was even some hissing in the voice: "No! No, I can't wait! I have to finish this job quickly, or I will be late!"

"Late? Late?" The man opened his eyes in confusion, and then saw an unforgettable scene.

A big cyan snake head was right in front of my eyes. The snake head was a full meter wide. The snake's mouth was wide open as if it could swallow the entire box. The bright red letter was hissing out, dripping from the sharp snake teeth. saliva.

However, this is just unforgettable, not enough to be unforgettable forever.

The man's gaze followed the snake's head down, and he will never forget it: This terrible snake's head is only the upper body, and the lower body is actually human legs, wrapped in a tight miniskirt, wearing black stockings on the legs, the most outrageous thing is , still stepping on high heels!

There are also many heavy-mouthed men who like beautiful snakes, but the premise is that the upper body is a beauty and the lower body is a snake.

Like the one in front of you whose upper body is a snake and the lower body is a beautiful woman, everyone calls it a monster.Never mind how beautiful its lower body looks.

"Brother..." The snake head was panting heavily, with naked desire in his voice, "I can't wait, I want to eat you right now!"

"Ah! Monsters!!!~~~~~~~"

The screams were also swallowed by the green snake, and under the cover of the deafening music, nothing could be heard.

The lower body of the big snake has also turned into a snake's tail in an orderly manner. Its stomach has just swallowed a person, and it is bulging. The big snake turned over and put its belly up to dry, so that it can digest well.

Suddenly, the big snake hiccupped, and with a "poof", a shiny metal belt buckle spit out from its mouth.

It's Mr. Xu's belt buckle - metal is not easy to digest, eat a reasonable diet, and protect the stomach.

Completely ecstasy.

After more than ten minutes, the big snake's bulging stomach finally subsided a little. It raised its head, glanced at the species hanging on the wall, and panicked.

"Oops, we're going to be late!" The big green snake writhed on the ground, and after a while, the big green snake turned into a human form—a young girl hurriedly put on her clothes, put on her shoes, and brushed her hair.

"Oh my God, the Demon Lord bless me not to be late again this time!" Qingqing crossed her hands, made a standard prayer pose in the demon world, stepped on her high heels and hurried out, stood at the door and kept looking at her watch while blocking the way taxi.

As a result, a bolt of lightning suddenly struck Qingqing's head in the sky that was still clear just now.

It didn't count that a bolt of lightning was struck, and there was even a rumbling thunder-five rumbles.

Only now did the snake spirit remember that he had made a vow a week ago—to be a snake that worked hard and got rid of the vulgar snake, otherwise there would be thunder and bangs.

Qingqing's whole body was scorched black from the chopping, her hair that was originally smooth had turned into curly hair, and it was still smoking, with a bewildered expression on her face.

A fluffy white fox passed by in the sky, she glanced down, and smiled contemptuously: "That stupid snake, who still wants to practice demon ascension like this? Seeing a psychiatrist can't save her IQ!"

The white fox rolled his eyes in mid-air, smiled complacently with a thousand-year-old Ganoderma lucidum in his mouth, and passed by.

The green snake spirit was stunned for a while before realizing that she couldn't see a psychiatrist like this, so she had to go back to her home, take a bath with Lingquan, and wipe her hair with the precious Kunlun dew , smoothed out the curly hair, and finally put on a new set of clothes before going out to take a taxi again and rush to the psychological clinic.

At exactly nine o'clock, Qingqing finally came to an old-fashioned residential building.

The building was built at the beginning of this century, with small advertisements on the wall, and an anti-theft password iron gate at the entrance of the corridor.

The iron gate is closed, and the residents on the first floor opened a small door on the side facing the street. The small door is made of wood. There are flower beds in the corners on both sides. Roses are planted in the flower beds. At this moment, the blooming roses are climbing on the wall. , Blooming with the night wind.

The door of the clinic is also cleverly opened. This door is facing a small street garden, and there are several benches in the street garden. If a visitor comes early, you can sit on the chair and wait while enjoying the small garden.

In the summer night, the fragrance of flowers came faintly, Qingqing took a deep breath, it is really rare to be able to breathe such a fresh air with the fragrance of flowers in the city.

At this moment, the door of this small clinic was ajar, and orange light leaked out, illuminating the two steps at the door.

Qingqing stood on the steps, she combed her hair at the door, and looked down at her watch - she was four or ten minutes late for an hour of consultation time.

Psychiatrists will not postpone the consultation time just because they are late. They stipulate when and when they are late, and the late time is also included in the consultation fee.

"I only have 10 minutes this time! Hey!" Snake Spirit sighed, stretched out his hand carefully, and pushed open the door.

There was a creaking sound from the door, and a gentle and deep voice came from the door: "Are you here?"

Qingqing gritted her teeth, raised her foot, took a step towards the door, and looked into the room.

The room is not big, about ten square meters, and there is no decoration, only a coffee table, two side-by-side chairs, and a couch.

A clock is hung on one wall, and a water dispenser is placed under it;

One wall was turned into a bookcase, filled with books and file folders; in front of the bookcase was a small desk, on which a laptop was blinking.

A young man in a white shirt was sitting in a rattan chair, looking down at the medical records.

"Doctor Simon, I'm sorry, I'm late." Qingqing, who was wearing a white skirt, said with a hint of guilt and anxiety in her voice, "I didn't... mean it."

Simon closed Qingqing's medical records and looked up.

Simon's appearance doesn't look outstanding, he can probably be regarded as handsome, with the corners of his mouth slightly pursed, looking a little serious, but his eyes are gentle.

"Come in," said Simon.

Qingqing's heart suddenly skipped a beat, then she lowered her head shyly, and walked carefully on tiptoe into the consultation room.

Simon got up, went to close the door of the consulting room, and locked it to avoid being disturbed.

"It's a little late today." Simon said, "Did something happen?"

Qingqing's head drooped immediately, and after a while, her shoulders began to shake, her sobs gradually turned into howls, she didn't answer the doctor's question at all, she just cried to herself: "I... woo woo woo... ..."

Simon was used to it, quietly waiting for the snake to cry.

Snake Spirit: Woohoo!Whoooo!Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo...

Simon wished so badly that the snake would cry here.Anyway, she was already four or ten minutes late, so she could cry for a while, and crying for two or ten minutes was enough for an hour, and then she could finish work and collect money without doing anything.

But as a qualified psychiatrist, Simon still hopes that every consultation is not just about crying and crying.

The snake spirit whined for more than ten minutes, then suddenly looked up and saw that there were only five minutes left. Under the strong time pressure, he finally controlled his emotions and began to whimper and talk about what happened this week.

"Yes, I know, cultivation is very important to me! That's right, if I want to become the most powerful existence in this city, I must..."

Simon is already very familiar with the routines of this snake spirit named Qingqing.

The purpose of this snake spirit coming to seek medical treatment is because she encountered serious trouble in her cultivation.

She wants to kill people and seize treasures, she wants to jump out of the Three Realms, and she wants to live forever.However, she always can't help herself to eat people.

Originally, it is not uncommon for monsters to eat people, but the method practiced by this snake essence is an authentic Taoist method, not a sorcery, so - cannibalism hurts Taoism, harms monsters, harms people and is not good for snakes.The snake spirit finally collapsed after 300 years of decline in three months.After she saw on a TV program that her "obviously don't want to do it, but I just can't control it" is actually a kind of psychological disorder, she followed the path of psychotherapy and found Dr. Simon who was closer to her.

When Qingqing came to the treatment for the first time, she vowed to ask the doctor to help her to quit the bad habit of cannibalism, and strive to be able to embark on the path of demon cultivation as soon as possible and ascend to enlightenment.

At first, a snake came to him for psychotherapy, which subverted Simon's three views, but the young psychiatrist was still full of confidence in correcting a snake's inappropriate behavior.