Monster Psychology Clinic

Mozun Minghuan patiently received a little monster for the first time, just beside Simon's flower bed.

The little monster is a mouse spirit, and he especially worships Lord Mozun. His favorite movie is "Tom and Jerry". Legend has it that it is a foreign monster that floats over from the American continent because of his admiration for the reputation of Lord Mozun.

But this little monster never dreamed that Lord Mozun's body was actually a black cat.

"Demon... Demon... Master Mozun..." The rat monster was in a knot, and he didn't know whether he was excited to see Lord Mozun, or was scared by the cat.

"Say! What's the difference between the computer monster's soul place?!" Ming Huan lightened his white claws casually.

Then the mouse spirit told Balabala about the eighteen generations of his ancestors.

"My lord, please forgive me. I became a master in 500. The place where I became a master is in the computer room of the University of California in the United States. Computers are actually machines, not living beings, so they have no soul. But they have One thing is scary, it’s a very small space that can hold a lot of data. I think the light blue you mentioned claims to have a [-] terabyte hard drive, so this is probably what you’re looking for!”

"What is the concept of a hard drive with 500 terabytes? My God...Master Mozun...that can take the full text of "Comprehension Comprehension" you wrote, all the secrets of cultivation in ancient and modern China and abroad, and then expand it by a hundred thousand times. Occupying such a small space... yes, it is such a small space!"

The mouse monster gestured with his little fingertip.

Ming Huan pondered.

After retreating for 1000 years, it seems that the world has changed!A computer monster who has just matured for [-] years is actually... so perverted!

"This deity wants to learn about the latest human society! And...computers!"

The mouse monster hurriedly led the way, and it took Ming Huan to the downstairs of an Internet cafe, and said respectfully, "Master Mozun, please go upstairs!"

Ming Huan nodded, a gloomy shadow covered the corner, a moment later, a child about seven or eight years old in a black shirt, with his hands in his pockets, walked towards the Internet cafe with a sullen face.

No one saw the kid in black, except for the damn electronic welcome device at the door.

"Welcome!!" the electronic doll said happily.

Ye Ming raised his eyebrows and looked at the small decoration hanging on the door: "It seems that this deity really needs... to update the knowledge of the world."

In the Internet cafe, the kid in black played computer for the first time, logged in the most popular game, and started another mental journey of killing people and seizing treasures.

In the earphones, the excited voice echoed in the ears of the child in black.

"firstblood!"

"doublekill!"

……

"Pentakills!"

Ming Huan slapped the computer table, and couldn't help but feel his blood boil: "Five consecutive kills! I'm already super god! Ah, it's so addictive!"

At the same moment, Simon faced the first challenge of his psychiatrist career—after Li Honghong reunited with his computer, in order to thank Simon, he decided to give his computer to Simon!

Qianlan was very happy, and after sending Li Honghong away, she happily said to Simon: "Doctor, I will follow you from now on!"

Simon refused: "No! I can't take you in. You are my patient. We shouldn't have a double relationship, or even a multiple relationship. It's not professional! It's not good for your mental health either."

The young doctor tried to persuade the 500 T computer monster with a serious face.

The light blue tone is calm: "My problem is a hardware virus. In professional terms, it is called a psychological disorder caused by a physical disease. Last week, I checked and killed the virus, and my physical problem was relieved. I met Li Honghong this week, and my psychological problem also disappeared. Solved. I am no longer your patient."

Simon said: "It is not appropriate for us to live together. Doctors and patients cannot be together."

The light blue tone calmly quotes the scriptures: "Jung is still sleeping with his female patient! Rogers is also having sex with his mentally ill female patient! The notorious Watson is still doing some kind of sex research with his female assistant; wait, I'm not gay, we It won't happen."

Simon said: "It doesn't matter to me what the master does! I will never do it like this!"

The light blue eyes blinked, and then a series of more terrifying technical terms popped up: "Absolutely not? Absolutely forbidden is an immature superego that has regressed to childhood! It possesses powerful power like sexual desire, Doctor, what happened to you?"

So Simon looked helplessly at the computer monster in front of him who had taken a shower, changed clothes, and was still lying in his consulting room with a checkered quilt.

"Principles...my principles, my professional ethics as a psychiatrist..." Simon said weakly.

Computer Monster's final blow: "A person with a mature superego can allow himself to make occasional mistakes. As for professional ethics..."Mental Health Law" does not make any professional ethics regulations for consulting monsters."

Simon was completely defeated, as expected—he was not the opponent of this computer monster who had learned 500T and read all the psychological works.

The doctor, who seldom smoked, lighted a cigarette feebly.

"I actually have a computer, it's just broken, so I sent it for repair...I can't abandon my computer..." Simon tried to convince him with emotion and reason, using the computer monster's own complex.

But the computer monster looks emaciated, but its combat power is amazing: "It's useless! I went through your treatment, and the catharsis therapy just now, and this trouble that was classified as a general psychological problem has been relieved. I don't mind any A person replaces his computer, after all...electronic products change quickly."

Simon was completely speechless. He held it in for a long time before he could say, "Are you... a waste of electricity?"

The computer monster said seriously: "I use solar energy. When I have nothing to do, I will go out to bask in the sun by myself."

"Will it be backed up automatically?"

"I can also help organize patient information automatically."

"No salary!"

The computer monster became sad, and at this moment, Simon's phone rang.

Simon clicked on it, and found that it was an unknown number. He pressed the answer button, and then a voice came from the opposite side: "Hello, is this Simon? Your son bought a lot of computers of the latest brand from me. He said let You come and pay the bill."

Simon simply said: "I'm sorry I'm not married yet, where is my son!"

Hang up the phone directly.

"Current scammers are so inferior, they don't have careful thinking and logic at all." Qian Lan said, "Smart computers like me don't need to answer them at all, and use big data technology directly to filter out harassing calls. .”

Simon was finally tempted, and he stretched out his hand.

Light Blue happily pulled out the mouse from her purse, and stuffed it into Simon's hand, as a ceremony of recognizing the Lord—hold the mouse!

"This damn Xuefu 500T!" Simon thought silently, I actually just kept this computer.

In the next second, Qian Lan cheerfully placed his toothbrush, tooth bowl and face towel in the doctor's bathroom, then turned into a tablet computer, jumped into Simon's purse, and went out for supper with him.

"Master, I just searched your bank records...it seems to be not good!" Qian Lan happily took over everything from the new owner, including the bank-account-account and password.

While eating, Simon asked, "What's wrong? Don't worry. Although I don't have much money, I still have some savings. I won't starve to death for a while."

Qian Lan said: "No~! Master, you became extremely poor 10 minutes ago!"

Simon was taken aback, and took out the light blue and put it on the table of the food stall.

On the screen of the tablet computer, Simon's bank-account-number and card swiping records are displayed.

A long list of purchase records of various electronic products, just an hour ago!

However, the most frightening thing is-the current bank-account-account only has two digits left! ! !

Messy double digits in the wind.

"What happened!!" Simon felt that he needed urgent psychological intervention.He remembered that more than an hour ago, someone seemed to call him, saying that his son had swiped a lot of electronic products.

"This must be a scam!" Qian Lan said with great experience, "Master, I have already called the police for you. According to the usual experience, the scammer may be caught, but you probably won't be able to get your money back."

Simon's head immediately turned into a paste, and the small wonton in front of him lay quietly in the bowl, exuding a hot breath and fragrance, which could not attract Simon.

The young psychiatrist whose bank account had just been emptied just stared blankly ahead.

On the street ahead, a child in black, holding a lot of electronic products, ran happily past.

Behind the child, six shadows were drawn out due to the illumination of multiple street lamps.

Simon felt a pang of heartache.

"Master, don't be sad..." Light Blue comforted Simon and said, "I have reset the highest level security password for your bank-account-account! From now on, you will not be afraid of being stolen, but... you You have to work harder to make money."

When Simon returned home, Qian Lan had already thoughtfully arranged for him to be the next patient.

Light Blue is indeed an artificial intelligence computer with [-] T. He posted a post on the monster forum and searched through big data to find an ideal patient for Simon.

A mermaid who came from the depths of the sea and became refined, called himself Mr. Hai.

Qian Lan encouraged Simon and said, "Master, don't be discouraged, mermaids are very rich, you can charge higher medical fees, and the stolen money will be earned back soon!"