Retirement and reemployment

The egg is crying?Zhou Wenji, who was often in contact with abnormal things, subconsciously thought that there were human-like screams coming from inside, but after a closer look, Di Si didn't have any major reactions.

It's not a supernatural power, it's: "There's a goose in this that's about to break its shell."

Estimated that people in the village did not have enough stock, they simply took out the eggs from the bottom of the geese that were hatching.

The goose is about to break its shell?Disi suddenly realized, holding the big goose egg and staring at it.

Zhou Wenji thought it was interesting that he had never seen the world, so he let him go.

It's just that Disi came back in the afternoon, but the egg didn't move until the next morning.When Zhou Wenji woke up early in the morning, Disi sat on the sofa with a disappointed face.

According to Disi, the goose's crowing became smaller and smaller at night, and then there was no movement in the middle of the night.

"It's like this, some goslings can't peck open their shells, and will suffocate inside." Zhou Wenji took the egg away from Disi, "I'll go and bury it, don't think about it."

Disi didn't say anything, Zhou Wenji understood.Sometimes bionic people like Di Si are really no different from children. It is estimated that yesterday's encounter made Di Si realize the magic of life.

Full of joy, he thought that he would have a goose, but in the morning, he found that the goose was gone. Oh, Disi might have been staring at this egg all night.

"Let's buy a household egg incubator." Zhou Wenji suddenly suggested, "Let you incubate another one."

Di Si still didn't make a sound, Zhou Wenji asked him to think for himself, he dug out a small cardboard box from home, put the dead egg in it, and went downstairs to find a place to bury it.

It is buried so deep that it cannot be dug out without an excavator.

There is no such thing as doing it yourself, just use the language.

After Neng Zhou Wenji went back, he found that Disi had entered the kitchen again, staring at the basket of eggs.

"Can you choose eggs?" Zhou Wenji asked him, and Disi shook his head in confusion.

Zhou Wenji walked to his side: "It's getting dark around."

The light in their room was blocked, and they couldn't see their fingers.But Di Si has the ability of night vision, he can see clearly.

Zhou Wenji took out his mobile phone, turned on the flashlight, and used his words to make the light of his flashlight stronger.

After finishing, he took out a goose egg from the basket: "Look, do you see the small circle over there? That's the air chamber."

"The one with a small air chamber means it's a new egg, and the one with a large air chamber means it's an old egg." Zhou Wenji introduced to Disi seriously, "If the air chamber is transferred from the larger end, it's transferred to the side or the tip of the upper head. That piece, there is no need for this egg to hatch.”

After Zhou Wenji retired, he raised chickens. At that time, he made every preparation, but the chickens at home pecked clean the tuberose that had grown so hard in his backyard.

After he finished eating that batch of chickens, Zhou Wenji never touched this kind of poultry thing again.

Goose, this was raised by someone when he was young, and the reason why he remembered it so clearly was because the geese stared at his little sister and pecked him every day.

Probably because she is easy to bully, anyway Zhou Wenji thinks this thing is more fierce than their Xiaomi.

Di Si picked eggs according to Zhou Wenji's method, picked out a few that had no problems, and then took out the biggest one from the pile: "This one."

"Are you sure? This one may not be fertilized." If it hadn't been fertilized, the one-month hatch would basically be a waste of time.

But Disi nodded affirmatively, even lifted up his clothes and stuffed the goose eggs in, and then tied the jacket into the waistband of his trousers.

"...What are you doing?" Zhou Wenji was so shocked that his pupils dilated.

"Incubating eggs." Di Si took it for granted, he didn't think it was necessary to buy an egg incubator, because he could regulate his body temperature himself.

And Di Si always felt that it would be more reassuring to put this egg under his nose.

Zhou Wenji took a deep breath, and after he recovered, he withdrew his ability and let him go.

And except for this lucky one chosen by Di Si, the other eggs probably have to go into people's stomachs.

In fact, some children would do some inexplicable and absurd things. Zhou Wenji remembered that when he was in the small town, the son of the old Zhu who often came to look for him had hatched eggs.

Of course, in the final analysis, this matter was caused by Zhou Wenji.At that time Zhou Wenji hadn't retired yet, and when Zhou Wenji went home once, he saw Lao Zhu's four-year-old child.

The chubby one is so cute, Zhou Wenji, who was not too old at that time, did something immoral.

He took out an egg from old Zhu's vegetable basket, put it next to the child's buttocks while the child was eating, and then exclaimed, "Little Zhu, you laid an egg."

Later, until Xiao Zhu was corrected by the teacher in elementary school, he thought he could lay eggs, and he was very determined to hatch that egg.

He even suspected that his mother was actually the old hen in their family, because his parents told him that he was picked up from the garbage dump, but after observing for so long, he had only seen their old hen lay eggs.

Since he can lay eggs, he must also come from the eggs, so the logic makes sense.

It is said that once his parents beat him, he even ran into the chicken coop, and was bitten several times by the chickens inside.

In fact, when he was still in the first grade of elementary school, Xiao Zhu suspected that their teacher was ignorant and had never seen a child like him who could lay eggs, so he was talking nonsense.

After all, their old Zhu's family can eat eggs because of his egg-laying machine at home.

Now that little Zhu is over 40, every time Zhou Wenji sees this kid, he has to tell him about laying eggs, always embarrassing men in their 40s.

All in all, the mind of a child is wonderful.If Di Si wants to hatch eggs, he can hatch them. Maybe it will be fine after this period of enthusiasm passes.

It's just that Zhou Wenji didn't expect that Di Si's enthusiasm is quite long-lasting, and he kicks a goose egg wherever he goes.

Usually when he was at home, Disi didn't wear a coat, only a single shirt. He had a good figure, but now there was an egg-shaped object in his stomach, which seemed weird no matter how you looked at it.

It's like a sudden tumor.

Later, when he went out to perform missions, he had to bring that thing with him.

Zhou Wenji really doubted that if he ran a lot during the mission, wouldn't he really be able to throw this egg out?Or shake the egg whites and yolks.

The cat and dog in the family don't know that a guy is planning to have a third child without asking their opinions.

One of them just found a place to sleep on their stomachs during the day, and the other wanted to take away the family's shoes whenever they got a chance. Every time Zhou Wenji looked at these two silly children, he was worried.

By the way, Xiao Mi is eight years old, why is she still so lively?Such a big dog has to eat dog food for senior dogs.

Wangcai is much quieter than when he was a child. After all, he is a cat, especially now that he is no longer needed to catch mice in a different place, and he has gained weight naturally.

In a few years, the cat and the dog will probably have to leave him.

Zhou Wenji wanted to grow old with his comrades in arms before, and finally be gradually eliminated by the times, instead of just being an old thing like him.

Even if all his comrades are dead, there will always be some existence that will remind him that he is different.

He can only watch the people or things around him age slowly, and he can't do anything.

He is like a god. It is a pity that he does not have such a broad and loving heart as a god. He is just an ordinary person.

Just when Zhou Wenji started to think about it, he received a call from Zhao Lei.

"Hello? Senior, do you want to pet the cat with me? The old place." If possible, Zhao Lei would not choose to call Zhou Wenji.

In fact, Zhao Lei's friends didn't have a good relationship with him. Although those guys were willing to lend him their abilities, none of them were willing to talk to him.

The widowed and lonely old man Zhou Wenji thought about the unpalatable food that day, and then thought about the cat that greeted the guests enthusiastically, and a young man who could chat with him——Zhao Lei.

Then Zhou Wenji looked at his cat again. Fat Ju was lying on the electrical cabinet, probably sensing Zhou Wenji's eyes, and turned his head. His fat body made him look like an elderly middle-aged man.

Moreover, Wangcai's eyes were not very friendly, as if he was saying, "What are you looking at, old thing."

As for Xiaomi, it enthusiastically wagged its tail at Wangcai, hoping to use its hot face to stick a cold butt, it has no dignity.

It's decided, let's go out.

These two are not worth his time at home.

Zhao Lei was still sitting there, the shop was still empty, and the food in their shop was probably still so unpalatable.

As soon as Zhou Wenji sat down, he noticed that outside the glass window a woman who was not afraid of the cold came out wearing shorts, fishnet stockings, high heels, and a midriff-baring top.

If I had known earlier, now at the end of November, today happens to be the eighth day of October, which is Xiaoxue.The city has not seen snow for many years, but today it is really cold, the outdoor temperature is minus four degrees.

Is this girl going to die?Zhou Wenji took a closer look, okay, it's Pan Tiantian, that soft and rough guy.

It's just that this time Pan Tian's sweet pink hair turned into sky blue, with a perm, Zhou Wenji really didn't recognize it.

Sure enough, Pan Tiantian came straight to this cat cafe, and the moment he opened the door, he shouted with his voice that could go up to Liangshan at any time: "Haney! He is here."

Zhou Wenji: ...he finally understands what the "magic nature" popular among young people is. Today is also a day closer to the trend.

And when Pan Tiantian's eyes touched Zhou Wenji and Zhao Lei, Zhou Wenji obviously felt him stiffen, and even gasped.

He even ripped his clothes with his hands without any traces, trying to make the little vest on top of him cover his belly button.

"Abdominal muscles are good, have you practiced?" Zhao Lei boasted, and did not mention Lao Fengshi again. In fact, he thought Pan Tiantian was dressed in such a surprising way outside at minus four degrees.

How to put it, Zhao Lei actually thinks that Pan Tiantian can't survive the winter. If there is no heating at home and in various supermarkets, Pan Tiantian may not be able to survive these two days.

"Yes, I've practiced." Pan Tiantian simply broke the can, greeted her classmates in the store, and sat next to Zhou Wenji and the others, "Little girls prefer a good figure."

If you ignore his rough voice, his demeanor and movements are really no different from that of a girl.

"But ordinary girls don't want to fall in love with their girlfriends." Zhao Lei put forward his own opinion, not to mention that Pan Tiantian is more than a little similar.

Not only does he look like a girl, he's a big beauty, a flat chested beauty.A girl with a normal orientation should look down on him, but a girl with an abnormal orientation...then even more so.

After Zhao Lei said this, Pan Tiantian seemed to be shocked, his eyes turned red: "You can't say that."

As he said that, he looked at Zhou Wenji softly and weakly: "Master, what do you think?"

Inexplicably, Zhou Wenji, who was called the uncle, fell silent.He is often called Grandpa, because he is really old, but Zhou Wenji really has never experienced this kind of appellation used by strangers to address unfamiliar old men, it is quite strange.

"Just as long as you're happy." What could Zhou Wenji think?He knows the aesthetics of a fart, he only knows that when he was young, girls liked the kind that looked upright and generous.

On the contrary, the more you go to the back, the more popular Zhou Wenji's looks are, so Zhou Wenji suggested quite sincerely: "Otherwise, if you wait a few more years, maybe your type will become the mainstream."

Pan Tiantian, who was not comforted at all: ...

Pan Tiantian propped his head to look at Zhou Wenji, he knew more than Zhou Wenji and the others thought.

Pan Tiantian thinks Zhou Wenji is very special.Just like Pan Tiantian himself.

No one could tell that Pan Tiantian was once a bionic person. Even Disi was so keen when they first met, they didn't realize that Pan Tiantian might be his kind.

Or even the same batch.

The main thing about Zhou Wenji is that he has lived for so long and lost so much.As a result, I encountered a dream, but I was not greedy for the dream, and I left very decisively.

"You are a supervisor of bionics, right?" Pan Tiantian said casually, "What do you think of bionics? I heard that you and your bionics... cough cough."

Most of his usual guests are candidates from the Bureau of Different Administrations, so it is not surprising to know these gossips. You must know that the various versions of Zhou Wenji and Disi's "story" are now well known.

"Androids shouldn't exist." Zhou Wenji said firmly, "They shouldn't be manufactured."

Pan Tiantian was stunned, even Zhao Lei who was facing him didn't expect Zhou Wenji to say such a sentence.

"I'm not saying they need to be destroyed, it's a problem with the research institute, they shouldn't be making bionics." Zhou Wenji shook his head helplessly, "I was against making bionics back then."

"They think it's a powerful weapon to suppress the Chosen, but bionics, since they are human, how can a human be just a weapon?"

As a result, the current development is indeed the same as what Zhou Wenji was worried about back then. The bionics began to be chaotic. Fortunately, the research institute did not manufacture bionics in large batches, otherwise the chaos would not be as small as it is now.

Sitting across from Zhou Wenji, Zhao Lei seemed to have remembered something, and nodded thoughtfully: "If I remember correctly, you were punished ten years ago for letting a bionic person go without permission."

Zhou Wenji is indeed an anti-bionic party.

Zhou Wenji nodded: "It's not a big deal." Calculating the time, the bionic man he let go probably belonged to the same batch as Di Si.

"They told me that the child was a waste product and couldn't control his own strength. In fact, it should belong to two children. One of the children went berserk, it seems to be No. 059." Zhou Wenji narrowed his eyes, recalling.

Pan Tiantian's fingers trembled slightly, as if it was just a conditioned reflex.

"Don't think raising bionics is a fun thing, they are not objects, they are people." This sentence Zhou Wenji said to Pan Tiantian, he didn't like Pan Tiantian's rather interested expression when he mentioned bionics look.

It's as if as long as Zhou Wenji said something interesting, Pan Tiantian would immediately pick up, "I really want to have one too."

"When I went to intercept and kill those two bionics, the older No. 059 was already dead. She probably called herself her sister and kept No. 060 in her arms."

"Both looked to be about ten years old, number 059 died, was frozen to death, and number 060 was too cold to walk." Zhou Wenji lowered his eyes, "It was colder then than now, they were so young, Why should you die?"

It's not that there is something wrong with them, but that the "weapon" that is considered to be made by bionics shouldn't exist.

Zhao Lei nodded in agreement. In fact, Zhao Lei thinks that it is best not to have supernatural powers. This world is ordinary, but supernatural powers cannot be controlled.

Pan Tiantian just looked at Zhou Wenji's face in a daze, as if she planned to burn Zhou Wenji's appearance into her heart.

"What are you doing looking at senior like that?" Zhao Lei was the first to become vigilant. In his opinion, Di Si confessed to Zhou Wenji, but Zhou Wenji has not clarified that the two are ordinary supervisors and supervisees.

What does this mean?This shows that there is a possibility of development, but now Pan Tiantian, a "straight man", feels very strange to Zhao Lei.

Zhao Lei even felt that his teammate Di Si might face a relationship crisis and threats from outsiders.

"It's deafening!" Pan Tiantian got up abruptly, and slapped his hands on the table fiercely, scaring Zhou Wenji's heart almost out of his chest.

Pan Tiantian looked at Zhou Wenji with bright eyes: "Grandpa is worthy of being a grandpa. He has a lot of experience in life, and his words make sense."

Yeah?Zhou Wenji calmed down his emotions, he didn't understand why this young man said "Pan Tiantian..."

"Call me Pan Chongquan." Pan Chongquan corrected him, "I don't want you to call me by my nickname, just call me by my real name."

Something is wrong!Zhao Lei felt that something was wrong, Zhou Wenji probably realized something, so he didn't say anything.

Pan Chongquan started blowing Zhou Wenji's rainbow fart, blowing it from head to toe, and finally came to the conclusion, why didn't he meet this old gentleman sooner?

Zhao Lei: ...

"Senior, although it's very abrupt, I suddenly remembered that I still haven't finished sorting out the information. Can you go there with me?" Zhao Lei simply got up, intending to change cat cafes, and blacklist this one forever .

"Okay." Zhou Wenji knew that Zhao Lei was planning to slip away, and he couldn't stay any longer, so he got up, and only left a sentence for Pan Chongquan, "Next time, you should wear more, or you will suffer when you get old."

This time Pan Chongquan listened and waved goodbye to Zhou Wenji with a bright smile.

He remembered Zhou Wenji, or he remembered that winter, when someone put him in the snow and carried him out of his sister's cold body.

At that time, he was really too cold, he ran with 059 for too long, 059 was seriously injured, but he still escaped with him.

After that, 059 said that he was tired and wanted to sleep, and held him in his arms.Pan Chongquan could feel that the body of the person holding him was getting colder and even stiffer.

Just when Pan Chongquan thought he was going to die with him, he heard footsteps.

At that time, Pan Chongquan didn't know where they ran to. He only knew that there was no one around, and no one would come to rescue him.

He also knew that there was a high probability that the person chasing them came to intercept them, because they were now "waste".

At that time, Pan Chongquan closed his eyes, waiting for death to come.In the end, what I waited for was a soft "Is it cold?"

That voice was probably quite gentle, but it's a pity that Pan Chongquan was so cold that he was about to lose consciousness, he couldn't hear clearly at all.

Afterwards, he felt someone dig him out of his sister's cold embrace, and a hand stretched out, brushed off the snow from his face, and covered his cracked skin.

Everything is like a dream, but Pan Chongquan is sure that he never has such absurd dreams, because everything is too false.

That person probably hugged him for a long time, and wrapped his body with his padded jacket. Pan Chongquan's whole world was warm.

Then he fell asleep, a deep sleep.He thought at the time that it would be nice to just die in a dream like this.

It's just that he didn't die, he opened his eyes again.

At that time, he was staying in the workshop of an abandoned factory. Although it was ventilated all around, he just felt very warm, even a little hot.

Oh, and his wounds are all healed, too.

The man left only a letter, telling Pan Chongquan that he left 1 yuan in the passbook in the pocket of the cotton-padded jacket.

Then told him the password.

1 yuan was quite a lot more than ten years ago. The man asked him to rent a place, and the rest was used to buy some daily necessities, eat and drink.

Get through this winter first, and whether you can survive later depends on whether Pan Chongquan has this ability.

Pan Chongquan knew that he still didn't know what that person looked like, but he only remembered that the voice at that time should be young, and it should be someone from the Bureau of Abnormalities.

In the end, by accident, he actually let him find it?

"Why are you smiling so happily?" When the store manager came over to pack the things, seeing that the corners of Pan Chongquan's mouth were almost reaching the ears, he couldn't help shivering: "You don't want to see who among those two people just now?" Bar?"

"No." Pan Chongquan suppressed his own smile, thought for a while, and then asked his classmates, "Didn't the long johns he bought for me put in your place?"

"Yes, in my place, didn't you think I threw it away because you thought it was rustic?" At that time, she saw that the brand was not cheap, so she was reluctant.

"What the hell! The big red one is so pretty and festive, give it to me quickly." Pan Chongquan got up, and regardless of the girl's big eyes, he insisted on asking for the bag of long-wear and johns again.

Pan Chongquan happily went out with a paper bag, but when he went out, he bumped into a man wearing a Zhu Bajie mask.

This man probably stood here after Zhou Wenji and the others left, because he was so conspicuous that people passing by would inevitably look back.

Pan Chongquan's smile froze on his face: "That's enough, can't you make me happy for a while?"

The man walked to his side and lowered his voice: "Li Dusheng almost found me. If I hadn't simply given up all the strongholds on this side of the city, I would probably have been arrested."

"It's none of my business." Pan Zhongguan was not afraid of this man, "You came to see me because you want me to have something to do with you?"

"We were originally grasshoppers on a boat." The masked man gritted his teeth, "No one knows that you are a bionic man except me, right?"

"Come on, they won't believe it." Pan Chongquan's own physical fitness is very poor. After all, he has not done any training since he escaped successfully at the age of ten, and even the awakening of supernatural powers was a matter of college.

Pan Chongquan's combat effectiveness is not very good, and he is still a womanizer with personality. Which bionic person is like him?

Even if it is confirmed that it is a bionic person, it is estimated that the research institute will sigh in disappointment and helplessness, and let Pan Chongquan die on its own, which is no different from the current state.

"Are you just watching me die like this?" The masked man lost his temper, "We are the same kind."

Pan Chongquan sighed heavily: "Actually, I don't think you look that much like a bionic person."

This is considered to be a promise, and the masked man breathed a sigh of relief, at least with Pan Chongquan's protection, he can safely escape the search and arrest of Li Dusheng's team.

But Pan Chongquan didn't take the masked man home immediately: "You wait for me, I still have to buy some clothes."

"Buying clothes? What do you buy clothes for?"

"Buy some men's clothes." Speaking of this, Pan Chongquan lowered his head in embarrassment, blushing a little: "Oh, I'm ashamed to say that I only have women's clothes at home."

It turned out that Zhou Wenji didn't like women obviously, anyway, he didn't have the slightest interest in the contrast between his appearance and voice.

He has to do what he likes.

"Your underwear is also women's underwear?" the masked man asked suddenly.

Pan Chongquan nodded, some things must be packaged from the inside out, otherwise there would be no soul.

Strangely, Pan Chongquan could see through the half of Zhu Bajie's mask that the man in the mask was entangled, and the man with a cheeky face seemed to disapprove of his approach: "Won't you get involved?"

Men's underwear is generally square, and women's underwear is generally triangular.And women's panties are designed not to hold something at all.

Obviously, men's underwear is uncomfortable to wear when they are new, so why wear women's underwear?I really don't know what Pan Chongquan is thinking.

"Are you a pervert?" the masked man sniffed.

Pan Chongquan's footsteps towards the men's clothing area paused, then he turned his head slowly, showing a ferocious smile: "Just say one more word, and you know how miserable your death will be."

……

Afterwards, nothing happened, until the middle of December, Liu Xiashiyi came back from vacation.

Probably because her friend's death hit her too hard, especially since she witnessed the explosion with her own eyes.When Liu Xia Shiyi came back from her monthly vacation, she lost a lot of weight.

The winter school uniform looks extra loose when hung on the body.

But Liu Xia's poetry has already come out, so what if she doesn't come out?She can't change anything, she can only look forward.

But Liu Xia's poetic melancholy didn't last long, because Di Si came back right after.

Greeted Di Si as usual, and then Liu Xia's poetic gaze was attracted by the small bulge on Di Si's belly next to his trousers.

"What's wrong?" Liu Xia asked Disi poetically, and Disi's answer was also very simple: "It's hatching eggs."

Oh, hatch eggs.

Uh-huh? ! !

Egg?

Liu Xiashi was having a crazy brainstorm, and she suddenly remembered that scales would appear on Di Si's body when he was fighting.If the power is opened too much, the pupils tend to change to golden animal pupils.

I heard that Disi's energy core belongs to Yanlong, Yanlong, dragon.

Are dragons viviparous or oviparous?Liu Xiashiyi has never seen the legendary dragon, but he knows that dinosaurs lay eggs.

So Di Si laid an egg at home?Isn't Kedisi a company? !

Liu Xia's poetic eyes looked at Di Si in surprise and uncertainty: "Is this egg yours?"

Di Si nodded as a matter of course. He had already chosen the name of this egg, and it was called Anthurium.

Because Zhou Wenji said that naming a name can be poetic.

Although Zhou Wenji's cat is called Wangcai and his dog is called Xiaomi, these are not important, the important thing is that this goose must be poetic and picturesque.

At that time, Disi racked his brains and remembered a certain song "Ode to the Goose", so it was called Anthurium, the anthurium that dialed Qingbo.

Di Si felt that it was very appropriate.

But Liu Xia Shiyi misunderstood upon hearing this, isn't the brain hole in the forum of the Bureau of Different Administrations not completely fictional?

Disi can lay eggs, so what race is Disi?Is he still a mammal?

Wait a minute, Didi lay eggs?That is to say, Grandpa Zhou is actually the one with the upper rank?She seemed to know something serious.

At that time Zhou Wenji was cooking, and after the food was ready and served, Zhou Wenji saw Di Si and subconsciously asked, "How's the egg?"

The main reason is that Di Si did not take care of the eggs during the incubation period. Di Si was afraid that the eggs were white or dead, so he insisted on waiting until 31 days later to reveal them naturally.

Liu Xia stared at Zhou Wenji in shock, feeling that Zhou Wenji's tone was like a husband asking his pregnant wife, "How is the baby?"

Disi nodded seriously: "There is no response yet."

"Wait until that day to know, there must be no reaction now."

Liu Xia Shiyi: ...I should be under the car, not in the car.

Later, when dinner was served, Zhou Wenji discovered that Liu Xia Shiyi was particularly attentive to Di Si, which was specifically manifested in frantically serving Di Si with food.

This kind of situation has never happened in their family before: "Poetic, you didn't pass the exam?"

Is this because he didn't pass the exam and planned to win over Di Si and ask Di Si to help him hold a parent-teacher meeting?

"No, no, it's pretty good." Liu Xia smiled awkwardly, "Didn't I see that Disi just gave birth, maybe he needs to make up for it?"

Mothers who gave birth to babies have to confinement, and suspected non-mammal creatures who gave birth to eggs will also be weak?

As a result, after she finished speaking, both Zhou Wenji and Disi looked at her.

"Who lays eggs?" Zhou Wenji asked repeatedly in disbelief.

"Tiss."

"I'm a man, why would I lay eggs?" Disi was still chewing on the chicken that Liu Xia had brought over poetically, and asked while eating.

"Yes, you are a man, why do you lay eggs, and I am not you, how do I know."

Zhou Wenji felt a pain in the head: "The one in Di Si's clothes is a goose egg."

"Disi's race is goose?" Liu Xia answered subconsciously poetically, and realized something was wrong after finishing the answer.

"Goose?"

"Yes, he went to help people with tasks in the village, and the enthusiastic elder sister gave it to him." After Zhou Wenji explained, he asked Liu Xia Shiyi again, "Leaving aside the issue of race, why do you think that Di Si is a man who can lay eggs?"

Liu Xia closed her mouth poetically.

But at this time, Disi, who was still hatching the egg, said while drinking the soup: "You think I am."

Fortunately, Liu Xia Shiyi had nothing in her mouth at this time, otherwise she would have to spit it out.

She almost forgot that in some respects, Disi can be called a well-read book, as well as various videos.

I understand quite a lot.

"What?" Obviously, Zhou Wenji was confused about this.

"It's a man who can have children. It's a fiction." Disi's speech is not much different from that of a normal person now, and after his tone has been almost corrected, he can find that Disi's voice is really nice.

Not too low, like Pan Chongquan.If he speaks normally, his voice is magnetic.After hearing it before, Wang Ba sighed and said that it would be a pity not to play the domineering president with Di Si's appearance and voice.

If it's a smile, oh, this smile only refers to when facing Zhou Wenji.When he smiled and spoke, his tone was a bit healthy, like the kind of big boy who is good at sports.

In short, the contrast is quite large.

"A man has a baby? With what? Rectum?" Zhou Wenji couldn't imagine it.

"There must be another set of organs." Di Si didn't know about it either, mainly because he doesn't often read written works, he watches more videos.

Liu Xia Shiyi really wanted to say that she knew this, so she asked her.But neither of them looked at her, and Liu Xia Shiyi didn't dare to bring up this topic.

She is still a minor and cannot participate in discussions of such topics in adult groups.

So Liu Xia Shiyi could only concentrate on eating, and after eating, she wanted to play with her mobile phone to relieve her embarrassment of misunderstood that Disi was laying eggs, but she opened the forum of the Bureau of Different Administration.

A new hot post in it was discussing what happened to Di Si.

The reason is this, the host lady ran into Di Si who was on a mission by chance, but found that Di Si changed his usual style of opening and closing, but moved as little as he could.

She was still protecting her stomach with one hand, what happened?

The following unified replies are basically "pregnant."

Liu Xia's poetic subway grandpa looked at his phone, this pregnancy was even more unreliable than her conclusion of laying eggs.

The analysis in the results is also justified, saying that the research institute may have developed such a special bionic human, hermaphroditism, but it has not been made public.

But it's really hard to perform tasks while pregnant.

In fact, most of the people here are playing tricks, and Liu Xia Shiyi also knows it.

It's just that if she replies below, saying that Di Si is actually hatching goose eggs, will it appear that she is the one with the problematic head.