On the cruelty of express delivery

As the saying goes, when the sun sets, heartbroken people are at the end of the world.

He Xiaobei glanced at the Oreo in Fa Hai's second generation's hands resentfully, feeling that his fragile heart had been trampled to pieces by a hundred thousand mud horses galloping past.He was really curious, why did such a heaven-defying existence of Oreo appear in Jinshan Temple, which is so solemn and unrestrained?for!Varied!what!

And the second generation of Fahai didn't seem to feel that there was anything wrong, and concentrated on twisting, licking, soaking and soaking, which made He Xiaobei unable to complain.

At this moment, the two of them were sitting together on the threshold of the temple gate, watching the sun go down little by little.He Xiaobei put down the Oreo in his hand, and said in a sad tone: "I don't think I may be able to go back, our boss will never remember that I am here. Even if he does, he is so lazy, he must I wouldn’t even want to come here on purpose.”

The second generation of Fa Hai gnawed on the biscuits: "..."

He Xiaobei continued to mourn and said: "Why do you think I am so unlucky? Hey little poor, you must have never imagined that I was killed by a courier before I was alive, and I didn't expect to be delivered by a courier after I died."

The second generation of Fa Hai continued to gnaw on the biscuits: "..."

He Xiaobei said sadly again: "You don't even know how tired our boss is. Although he looks a little handsome, but his basement with a bigger fart is unbearable. The total garbage of Namek is not as big as his." A lot. I think he may not like to take a bath and he doesn't wash his hands when he goes to the toilet. Doesn't he feel the smell of fart every time he eats?"

The second generation of Fa Hai finally stopped eating biscuits: "That..."

He Xiaobei didn't have the energy to pay attention to him, as if he was about to die of grief: "Am I going to live in a garbage dump with a dirty and smelly boss in the future? If that's the case, I might as well let me do it Ji! Is the boss playful? Is the boss flirting? Is the boss coming to have sex? A river of spring water is flowing eastward, why don’t you come and have sex with me!”

The second generation of Fahai patted the biscuit crumbs on his hands, and greeted someone with a dark face.The black-faced man nodded at him gloomyly, and lifted He Xiaobei up with his hand.

He Xiaobei, who was inexplicably hanging in the air, suddenly had a bad premonition, and when he looked up, it turned out to be his boss's handsome, uncertain face.Although the current world report came quickly, it was too fast!He Xiaobei winked at the second generation of Fa Hai: "Why... why... don't... remind... me..."

The second generation of Fa Hai ignored him, and raised the Oreo in his hand to Ye Rushi: "It tastes good, brother, do you want some?"

The corner of Ye Xiandi's mouth twitched, and he looked at the dark round biscuit in the opponent's hand for a while: "...Zen Master, don't you need to eat? And even if you eat, can I ask you to order some vegetarian food normally? Go to the underworld to rob the bull's head and horse noodles, Or let other little ghosts who go on business trips bring you things, Yan Luo has already posted your portrait everywhere saying that he wants to arrest you, why don't you stop?"

The second generation of Fa Hai stuffed another biscuit into his mouth and said embarrassingly, "I can't help it. I was used to hold food when I was under the monk, although some people used me to subdue demons later, but I can't keep my mouth shut. But then again, why did that little Yama want to arrest me, just because I robbed his subordinates?"

"It's not all because of this." Ye Rushi shook his head: "Yan Luo complained to me, saying that if you want to rob, why don't you go to the heavenly court to rob. The underworld is not rich and safe, and you still want to add chaos. And Yan Luo looks at the heavenly court. The Four Courts have been unhappy for a long time, and have been waiting for you to rob them someday. As a result, you have not gone to the Heavenly Court once for so many years, and Yama wants to poke you to pieces like a target for decades."

Maybe it's because the brain power is too strong, the second generation of Fa Hai couldn't help shivering, and couldn't help being wronged: "I don't like to go to the Heavenly Court, that despicable three-eyed dog will let the dog bite me every time!"

Ye Rushi was holding He Xiaobei with one hand, while holding his forehead with the other hand, he seemed to be gnashing his teeth: "Who told you to sneak in every time, and if you don't bite you, who will you bite? It's not like you don't have a fairy position, you are generous. How difficult is it to enter from the main entrance? Sneak in and sneak in, why are you so stupid to be caught? If you are caught, you will admit your mistake honestly, why bother to make trouble with Erlang Zhenjun and say such ugly words ?!"

[Small Radar Tip: The hidden plot has started!The grievances and hatred between Erlang Shen and the little monk, the blood debt caused by the theft together!He is unselfish and in charge of power; he is innocent and ignorant of world affairs.He sits in the court of heaven holding a square sky painting halberd in his hand; he recites scriptures and recites Buddha's heart like still water all day long.That day, under the Yushu Qionghua, the young monk who accidentally poked his head out, his shiny forehead blinded his eyes and his heart.Let's see how the cool, handsome and domineering high-level security guards caught up with the little foodie monk!

Zhenjun Erlang: "You annoying little fairy."

Little monk: "I just like your dead face~~"]

... Your sister, the evil spirits are scattered, the evil spirits are scattered!

He Xiaobei struggled out of the terrible delusion, and weakly raised his hand to ask: "I'm sorry to interrupt...can I ask what kind of ugly words?" Don't blame him for being too gossip, it is really He Xiaobei's first Once, I thought it was very interesting to listen to other people quarreling, especially when the object and content of the quarrel were characters in fairy tales, it was even more interesting.Those characters who used to look dry are now flesh and blood, and they are all flying around. How can they look like the roles of the Holy Father and the Holy Mother in TV dramas?

The second generation of Fahai seemed to be a little afraid of Ye Rushi, and after hearing He Xiaobei's question, he muttered in a low voice, "Isn't it that he has 'three eyes on his head and no eyes on his head'? Is there any need to be so angry?"

Ye Ru was furious: "You still said that the egg was smashed to pieces!"

The second generation of Fahai: "..."

He Xiaobei: "..." Little Zen Master can't talk nonsense like this, hey, otherwise the chrysanthemum will not guarantee who you can find to cry!If you don't believe me, ask the heroine and Xiao Shou of Wanqian President Wen, questioning the man's ability is simply deadly!

"If it doesn't work, you can go find your senior brother." Ye Ru couldn't bear to look at him anymore, and walked out with He Xiaobei in his arms: "Anyway, I heard that Zhenjun Erlang has been cracking down on Nantianmen recently, and all those who don't have long hair will be detained and taken to the hospital. In front of him, the Future Buddha has been captured several times. You are lucky if you were not caught these two times, but I also heard that Erlang Zhenjun hasn't fed his roaring dog for several days. As for what you want to do, you can do it yourself Guess."

While waiting for He Xiaobei to appear in the familiar basement, he seemed to be able to vaguely hear the cry of the second generation of Fa Hai behind him.It's no wonder that the name Erlang Zhenjun sounds like a ghost. If the immature and innocent Fahai Second Generation falls into his hands, it will be precipitous to give birth to a baby!

Ye Rushi casually threw He Xiaobei on the sofa, like throwing a piece of stinky tofu, and looked at him with disgust on his face: "Even if I don't look for you, Bodhi Pearl can bring you back tomorrow. Bring it to me , to help you adjust, it seems that three times is not enough for you."

He Xiaobei, who was caught on the spot, respectfully handed over the bodhi beads: "Okay boss, yes boss, there will be no next time boss." Thank goodness the boss didn't get mad on the spot, and it's best never to think of himself in front of Jinshan Temple. that bullshit.

Ye Rushi glanced at him, and sat down beside him with long legs, clenched the black bead in his hand: "Just tell me the truth, what the hell are you thinking?"

"Boss knows everything." He Xiaobei grinned, and leaned closer: "Why does little master Bo Jing call the boss good brother? Who are you, boss?" After thinking about it, he was afraid that the boss would not be happy, so he quickly made up for it. He said: "I don't really want to know about the small ones! The boss doesn't want to say anything, so don't say anything, you are the biggest, you are self-willed!"

Ye Rushi pushed his approaching face away: "Who do you call Bo Jing? It doesn't matter whether it's big or small, it's enough for people to treat you as Grandpa Bo. But you don't need to treat him as an elder, he is also a Not big or small." Ye Rushi waved the Bodhi Pearl in front of He Xiaobei: "Do you know what it is?"

He Xiaobei nodded: "Bodhi Pearl." Didn't you say it yourself, the boss? Even if you don't recognize it, you should remember it. I'm not demented.

"Since you asked today, I'll tell you, so that you won't think about it in the future." Ye Rushi put the bodhi beads back on He Xiaobei's wrist: "I have a senior brother, and Bo Jing also has a senior brother. The relationship between the two of us Senior brother is the same person, but our masters are different, so we can’t be called senior brothers. But after all, there is still some connection, and he is hundreds of years older than me, so he sometimes calls me good brother. In addition, we are of the same root It’s the same origin, so it’s not a big problem to call it that.”

"Same root and same origin?" He Xiaobei pondered, since the second generation of Fa Hai is a bowl spirit, and the boss is not of the same kind, but they can be regarded as having the same root and same origin, could it be that the boss... is a pot spirit?Alas, the pot essence doesn't sound domineering at all, it's about the same level as a banlangen in the mountains that can cure all diseases.

Ye Rushi slapped him on the back of the head: "Don't let me know what strange things you're brainstorming, or you'll be incontinent!"

He Xiaobei quickly protected Chrysanthemum with his eyes and hands: "...Boss, you are so disgusting!"

"Yeah, Brother Ye, you're so disgusting!" A shy voice sounded from behind the two of them.

Ye Rushi turned around: "..." Please be blind.

He Xiaobei also turned around: "..." Upstairs +1.

I saw a voluptuous and slender figure standing in front of the living room door, with a shy smile on his face, and his fingers kept twisting together: "I, I didn't hear anything, if you do incontinence or something, don't worry about me , I’ll watch by myself!” As he spoke, with a tangled expression of excitement and pretending that he was not excited at all, he sat on the single sofa next to the two of them: “I wanted to ask Brother Ye for a favor, but Now that things are going on, it's not good to disturb Brother Ye's good business. You don't have to pay attention to me, let's enjoy the heat!"

He Xiaobei: ...Fuck, who are these four? !

The author has something to say: Brother Slim: Shemale is a ghost!I beat you believe it or not!

Ye Rushi: Hey, aren't you a shemale?It's so different!

He Xiaobei: Onlookers in the front row captured a wild ladyboy alive!

Huizi: ...Brother ladyboy, have you figured out what your name is?