Life is too short to be sexy

Lian Kai knew that Ai Fei was feeling uncomfortable, but there were not many words of comfort from him.Although there are not many words, every word of comfort is just right.Lian Kai spoke softly like never before, "Feifei, is it okay for me to call you that?"

Ai Fei's heart was full of sadness, so he didn't care about what to call him.

Seeing that he didn't agree or refuse, Lian Kai said again: "I know you have always been worried about Ye Zi's work, and this is also the reason why you blame yourself. In the past, I thought that letting Ye Zi go to work as Wang Chuang's assistant would change the situation. The situation at that time, it can be seen that I was thinking too simply, and I ignored the feelings of you and Ye Zi." Lian Kai hugged Ai Fei from behind, and rubbed his chin on Ai Fei's short hair, a little bit stuck, "I I'm sorry, tomorrow, tomorrow I will ask my friend to find a better one for Ye Zi, and let her leave the gold mine."

Hearing this, Ai Fei was finally a little moved, he moved his body slightly, blinked his eyes and said: "It's not necessary, in fact, as an older brother, I don't think so much of my younger sister, she is obviously upright , but I still care about her previous job, so it's me, the older brother, who wants to say sorry."

Lian Kai hurriedly said: "How can you say that, Ye Zi has such a good big brother like you, she is too late to be happy, it is because you care about her that you care so much about her previous work, don't you also hope that Ye Zi will have a good brother in the future?" Home?"

Ai Fei closed his eyes, "My mind is in a mess, and I always feel that my brain cells are not enough."

Although it was not the time to make a joke, Lian Kai still chose to take the risk.Lian Kai said: "If you don't have enough brain cells, please borrow some from me. The two of us can figure it out together. What are the next sentences of the three cobblers? Look at me, an uneducated person."

Ai Fei sighed, "You really know when to joke."

Lian Kai smiled, "I just can't see you suffering, really, and I don't hurt Boren, but Boren suffers because of me."

Ai Fei couldn't help laughing, "You call it tampering." Ai Fei opened his eyes at this moment, pushed Lian Kai's hand to let him relax, then turned around and said to him: " In fact, I understand that what your uncle said is correct, he is your uncle, so naturally I hope you can find a good girl to be your wife."

Lian Kai said helplessly: "His mouth is just like that, there is no cover at all." Lian Kai knew that Teng Gang would hear his words, so he might be beaten up.

Ai Fei smiled slightly: "Who doesn't talk about people behind their backs, it's just that this time I caught up with me by chance. If your uncle knew about my relationship with Ye Zi, he would naturally not talk about it. It's understandable."

Lian Kai pouted, raised his hand and pulled Ai Fei's face and said, "Do you know what your smile means?"

Ai Fei struggled to spill a word from his mouth: "What does it represent?"

"A presumptuous smile proves that there is an inexplicable sadness in my heart. You may be able to hide it from others, but don't try to lie to me."

Ai Fei stared at Lian Kai for a long time before saying, "It's not a good thing for a person to be too smart. Only when he is properly confused can he enjoy himself in time."

Lian Kai chuckled, and squeezed Ai Fei's face again, "Come on, you've enlightened me, I should have told you that life is too short to be sexy, to be true."

"Life is too short to be sexy?" Ai Fei laughed and said, "You tampered with it again."

Lian Kai laughed and said, "Let's change it again, life is short, you must be brave."

Ai Fei looked at him and said, "Well, whether it's brave or sexy, I'll accept it."

"Now that you've figured it out, don't make a bitter face, just smile quickly, you don't know, when you laugh, you catch up with Erlang God, you're so handsome."

The metaphor of being out of reach is really enough.Ai Fei pinched Lian Kai's face with his backhand, and said with a smile: "You look good when you smile, you look like a roaring dog."

"Fuck, is it real or not?" Lian Kaipi smiled and said, "Then I have to go home and look in the mirror, I didn't expect that I can look like a god dog."

Ai Fei couldn't bear it anymore this time, and smiled, "You really agreed, even if Xiaotiangou is a god dog, it is still a dog. When I read Journey to the West, I remember it was still a black wolf dog."

"You must be watching the pirated version of Journey to the West." Lian Kai kept laughing, "I'm watching the genuine version of Journey to the West. In it, Xiaotiangou and Erlangshen signed a life-and-death contract. One died, and the other I can't live alone."

Ai Fei grinned when he heard it, "You can talk nonsense, and you still have a life-and-death contract, why don't you hold the dog's claws." Ai Fei couldn't bear to say the latter sentence.

"All the same, all the same."

"It's the same fart. I'm going to bed. I have to go to work tomorrow."

Lian Kai was in a hurry, "Fuck, you've made it this far, and you still have to go to work tomorrow?"

Ai Fei himself felt too uncomfortable, but he felt that asking for leave on the second day of work was really...so he decided to work with illness, and maybe he could win the month-end prize.Dreaming is dreaming, although Ai Fei's current physical condition is not very serious, but at least two days of infusion is needed, which is what the doctor ordered.

Lian Kai rolled his eyes cunningly, and didn't continue the topic. When he brought the topic up to Ai Ye again, Ai Fei obviously lost the guilty expression just now.Lian Kai said: "Feifei, if you agree, I will find Ye Zi a new job tomorrow. Shitou's wife is a fashion designer. I can ask Shitou for help."

Ai Fei really wanted to agree to Lian Kai, but he couldn't open his mouth. After thinking about it, he wanted to say: "Ye Zi is no longer a little girl. She has her own opinions. If she wants to change her job, I'd better ask her what she thinks."

Lian Kai smiled knowingly, it was not only Ye Zi who grew up, but also you.

The two slept in a hugging position until midnight, and a nurse came in to make rounds during this period. Seeing such a scene, they were surprised and quietly backed out.With the progress and openness of the times, such feelings are gradually being accepted little by little. Of course, they are still rare.

At two o'clock in the morning, Lian Kai was woken up by the pain in his stomach. Just when he was carefully trying to stage a grand scene of "cutting off his robe and sleeves", Ai Fei had already opened his eyes, and the two of them looked at each other for a long time Ai Fei narrowed his eyes and said, "Are you planning to break your own arm?"

Lian Kai laughed and said, "Why, I will give it to you if you want it, I don't care."

Ai Fei sat up, scratched his head and said, "Why do I need your arm." Ai Fei lifted the quilt, "Are you going to the toilet? I will go too."

Lian Kai said meaningfully: "We are really Siamese couples, we have to shit together, otherwise we will feel uncomfortable all over."

"Fuck off."

This time there was no need to fight for the toilet, and the two of them went into the cubicle separately, but there was still some embarrassment, after all, whoever gets on the tuba can still not make a sound.Ai Fei has always been afraid of going to the toilet with other people present, so he endured it very hard, for fear of accidentally letting out a loud fart. All die without regret.

Ai Fei has reached the point where he can't bear it anymore, so he cautiously hopes that what will be released is a fart, the kind that does not make a sound, but unfortunately, the sky fails, and when Ai Fei relaxes, the silent bathroom immediately has Vitality, echoing constantly.

Ai Fei wished he could slam his head against the door panel to death, it was too embarrassing for his grandma.

"Hey, the accent doesn't look like a local." After finishing speaking, Lian Kai himself couldn't help laughing.

At this moment, Ai Fei suddenly had an idea that he never wanted to see Lian Kai again for the rest of his life.

Lian Kai didn't get a response, so he said with a smile: "Isn't it just a loud fart, what's the big deal, it's up to me." He farted a few loud farts, and still muttered in his mouth: "Tianma Meteor Fist, farts are chained."

Ai Fei couldn't help laughing, "You still remember this." What Ai Fei was referring to was the two sentences that Lian Kai said later. Almost every boy could complete the two sentences when he was a child, but girls are shameless. Thin, I'm too embarrassed to say it.

"I remember, of course I remember, for example, the water for washing the feet makes the face dry, the steamed buns look like rice cakes, eating in the bed, eating popcorn in the bed, farting and popping popcorn in the bed."

The two laughed so hard that they chose to recall their happy childhood at such a quiet midnight.

Ai Fei might as well step aside and pick up immediately, "I'm on both sides of the Yellow River, holding secret documents in my hand, machine guns in front of me, and artillery fire in the back."

"Yes, yes, there is this." Lian Kai laughed and said, "Listen to me, it's guaranteed to be funny." Lian Kai cleared his throat, "Ai Fei's fart was so loud that he jumped to Italy, the king of Italy I was watching a movie, and I was very satisfied when I smelled this fart..." Lian Kai laughed so hard that he couldn't continue, "Hahaha, I can't continue."

Ai Fei said angrily: "You did it on purpose, okay, listen to me." Ai Fei adapted it on the spot, "High-grade butter and high-grade sugar, the gold mine boss went to the latrine, there was no paper in his pocket, and two shits when he touched his butt."

In the middle of the night, the laughter of the two people was intertwined in the bathroom of the hospital.When the two were laughing vigorously, there was a sudden knock on the bathroom door, and a sweet and angry voice came, "What are you laughing at in the middle of the night, this is the inpatient department, if you are mentally ill, transfer to the hospital immediately."

The two of them immediately shut up, and after a long silence, Lian Kai said, "Did we play too much together?"

Ai Fei agreed, "Would you scare a few people out of laughing?"

Lian Kai wanted to laugh, "The two of us had so much fun."

Ai Fei eased his emotions, but squatted for a long time, his legs were a little numb, "Hey, gold mine boss, have you brought paper yet?"

Lian Kai was taken aback, "Yo, I don't seem to have brought it, I thought you did."