The reborn cannon fodder

So, no matter how much you ask for good things, you can’t get them, and bad things will come true if you just think about them.

Lou Xun reacted the fastest, fixed his eyes on a bamboo cup that was floating towards him, stretched out his palm, and hit the water surface.Immediately, a trickle of water burst out, holding the bottom of the cup and flying towards Lan Mingming who was opposite him.

The speed of the wine glass was extremely fast, and when the water was exhausted, it happened to stop in front of Lan Mingming, but it was not hurt at all.Lan Mingming couldn't react in time, he only saw something flying towards the door, and he habitually caught it with one hand. When he saw what was in his hand, he suddenly felt miserable and rushed towards the ruthless building opposite. The manager shoots: Is it a brother if he is so harmful? !

Lou Xun doesn't hurt or itch, isn't the brother used to frame him at this time?He leisurely picked up a wooden cup from the water, took a sip of the fine wine, and Fang Shi calmly said, "Deacon Lan has won the first lottery this time, you might as well take out the note in the bamboo cup to satisfy me." wait for curiosity

Lan Mingming bit the bullet and opened the note in the bamboo cup, his whole face crumpled up.

Just at this time, a man not far away was framed by his brother and took the cup. The water in the cup was clear, it looked like wine, but it smelled like wine, but he drank it down in one gulp, and suddenly screamed: "You actually use white vinegar! Why can't you smell the vinegar?!"

Lan Mingming was distracted by the sound, and the note in his hand was immediately snatched away by Zhu Rui who was beside him.

Zhu Rui still sat down with a gloomy face, but the movements of his hands betrayed his gloating at this time.He only heard him read the words on the note word by word in a voice that everyone present could hear clearly: "Sing a song to tell lovesickness, dance a song to say goodbye. Choose one of the two."

The audience was silent, and then there was a burst of laughter.

The Song of Lovesickness and the Dance of Farewell to Death are both popular songs and dances in Yunguo. With a good heart, women also love to watch these performances at parties.

However, most of the people present were gentlemen, and Lan Mingming was a well-known nerd in the building. A bookworm who could live by guarding the classics and scriptures on the first floor all day, today he wanted to stage such a scene. It's really exciting.

Lan Mingming's expression was extremely sad, and the resentment could almost turn into substance and envelope Zhu Rui beside him.

However, Zhu Rui had a very thick skin. After returning the note, he still had a gloomy face and sat down solemnly, not being affected by him in the slightest.

A waiter quickly ran to Lan Mingming's side, bowed and bowed, and led him towards the stage set up on the side: "Deacon Lan, please."

Just as everyone was watching Lan Mingming slowly walking towards the stage, many clever guys took advantage of the opportunity, and suddenly several people were tricked by the brothers and got the bamboo cup and horn cup.

At this time, the people present discovered that the drinks in this cup are not all white vinegar, but also bitter gourd juice, celery and carrot juice, coptis water, chili water, soy sauce apple juice, fish scale soup, etc. There are so many tricks that make people crash, and the game requirements in Zhushang are even more bizarre to the extreme.

They originally thought that it would be extremely unlucky for Lan Mingming to imitate the singing and dancing of girls, but who would have thought that it would be even more unlucky.

For example, Liu Bao, a reckless man known to everyone in the building, was asked to recite a poem, but he couldn’t read a lot of big characters himself. In the end, he had to memorize a children’s enlightenment poem with the help of his sister. He also recited a sentence wrong, which caused everyone to laugh.

After Lan Mingming danced with his waist and legs stiff, another petite girl came on stage to play the villain with a colorful face in a cloud play; a burly old man had to try twenty times on stage Fancy splits; there was even a husband who was dragged into the water by his own wife, and the two went on stage together to perform a scene of a woman beating a tiger.

During the period, all kinds of jokes emerged one after another, making everyone who had escaped the catastrophe laugh and rejoice at the same time.

And Lou Xun couldn't escape after all. Lan Mingming, who was stepped down from the stage, tricked him back, drank a glass of Coptis chinensis juice, and not long after, he was forced to wait for another unlucky guy to win the lottery. Afterwards, they went on stage together to tell each other their hearts and minds for a whole incense stick of time before they were let go.God knows that he is not like the landlord who loves Lanyan, he really can't say any nasty love words to this rough guy, and his heart is so bitter that the yellow even water can't compare!

As a martial arts senior, Mu Xuanxiao did not end well, and got a few glasses of good wine earned by his nephew and grandson, but Mu Sigui tried every means to torment Liu Qiyan, making him drink a lot of strange-flavored drinks, the taste in his mouth was really hard to describe.Mu Changyun didn't help him either. Thinking back to the pool of chili water in Hongye Villa back then, he couldn't feel much sympathy for this guy.

On the other hand, Mu Changyun himself sat closer to the people in the building. There were a few thorns who still wanted to pick something up, and some troublemakers who wanted to have fun, so they plotted against him restlessly. For a while, Mu Changyun From time to time, two green and brown wine glasses would fly in front of Chang Yun

However, none of these people's plans succeeded, and Mu Changyun resolved these small difficulties one by one with almost no effort, and even gave back a lot of "return gifts", which made these people feel a lot of embarrassment.

Everyone sighed again, the wife of the landlord is really amazing!

There were a few who refused to admit defeat, secretly exchanged glances, and found the right time to unite and work together.

In an instant, two bamboo cups and four corner cups jumped out of the water at the same time, and from various tricky angles, they were about to land on the desk in front of Mu Changyun.

The other onlookers holding their breath for a while, waiting to see if the wife of the landlord can resolve it, or if they will eventually make a fool of themselves in battle.Some people had nothing to do with their own business, took the opportunity to snatch a lot of good wine, and secretly rejoiced, while others resolutely stirred up the water, and took advantage of their brother's unpreparedness to stab him twice, and found many bamboo cups floating in the stream. The next family took over.

Mu Changyun was still calm and composed.

He knew that Liu Qiyan intended for him to perform well here, so he didn't hide it. He raised his hand immediately, and a burst of energy came out, and the two nearest bamboo cups immediately stagnated in mid-air, and Mu Changyun's hands didn't touch it at all.

Then he lightly waved his other hand, and the two wine glasses, together with the other four wine glasses that came one after another, flew away in six different directions.

That speed can't be considered fast, because it won't hurt people like a hidden weapon, but it can't be considered slow either. If it is really hit on the face, it will be very painful and leave a red mark, which would be a shame.

The six people were shocked immediately, and hurriedly drew the stream to stop it, but unexpectedly, the water flow full of internal energy rushed past, but the six wine glasses were stable and unaffected, as before. Go fast.

In a blink of an eye, the wine glass flew in front of them, and the six of them had no time to dodge, so they had to block it. They finally avoided the crisis of being slapped in the face, but they had to face the problem in the wine glass in their hands.

Unexpectedly, the wine glass did not contain much attack power, as if it had been calculated, after being hindered by the water flow, the excess power in the glass was dissolved, leaving only a trace that was just enough to last until the end. .But these six people have different internal strengths. Mu Changyun was able to judge the skills of the six people in such a short period of time with only six glasses of wine, and then counterattack one by one. imagine.

What's more, just the internal energy released in the previous scene was enough to shock everyone.

For a moment, the eyes of everyone around him widened.

Even Mu Xuanxiao was shocked when he saw this situation.

He had heard that his nephew and grandson were in a critical moment before, and he was able to save himself by swallowing the highly medicinal Nanshuang flower buds. At the same time, he was blessed by misfortune, and his skill greatly increased, but he really didn't expect it to rise to such a terrible level.

Exposing internal strength to the outside can hurt people invisible. That is the realm that only a few legendary old monsters in the world can achieve, and my nephew and grandson are only 24!

At the age of his early twenties, he left behind countless celebrities in the Jianghu.At this moment, Mu Xuanxiao didn't know whether to be comforted that he had such a junior in his family, or to regret that such an outstanding junior had no interest in "mixing the rivers and lakes".

Mu Changyun's attack completely suppressed the troublemakers who still wanted to make trouble.

The landlord's wife is too cruel, to provoke him is completely the rhythm of being sent to the door, everyone should frame each other obediently, don't touch that bad luck again...

At a dinner party, everyone had a great time. After the game, exquisite and rich food was served on the table, and everyone was feasting.Only a few people noticed that a waiter hurriedly came from a distance and whispered something in the ear of the host, Liu Qiyan's face turned pale instantly, and all the good mood was gone.

"Heh, this Liang Tianqing has used all kinds of means to find them!"