[abuse] a leaf boat

it hurts.Zhang Bing sat at the bottom of the cave and rubbed his buttocks.It was pitch black all around, and the top could not be seen.Fortunately, I can feel the real flesh when I reach out and touch it, and I can feel that I am not alone.

"Heitian is blind, who is eating my tofu."

This rustic voice must belong to Huang Zhentao.As the abnormally identified leader in the team, Zhang Bing felt that he must have a certificate.

"Accidentally, I'm sorry, Captain."

Zhang Bing has not forgotten that Jia Xiangmeng is also here, and he must remember who is the real core of this team.While on the train, Zhang Bing still wanted to become the leader of the army, so he decided to become a soldier who must be a general.Now, he has long forgotten the oath he made at that time.

After finishing speaking, no one in the cave responded, and Zhang Bing felt embarrassed.

I don't know if Yu Bo fell down, he seemed to say something, but he didn't hear clearly.He's such an indifferent guy, even if he didn't fall, he would definitely be looking down indifferently from above.

The damned triangular eyes kept cursing, complaining about Huang Zhentao's stupidity, and leading everyone to Huangquan Road.

The bird chirping was just as annoying, Zhang Bing didn't find a chance.If Huang Zhentao opened his mouth to fight back, he would definitely help without hesitation.

Zhang Bing may not even realize that Huang Zhentao has risen to the position of a hero in his heart.

After touching a few arms, Zhang Bing felt something was wrong.He touched it again, and there were eight of them.Isn't eight just four people?But Zhang Bing didn't count his own.

Wanting to see if Yu Bo was also in the pit was the motivation, which aroused endless regret in Zhang Bing's heart.

He was indeed guilty, Zhang Bing repented in his heart, he did think about eating Yu Bo's tofu, but the crime did not stop there.

"How to get up?" Jia Xiangmeng was still blaming: "It's because of you. If you listened to my words, why would you be here? You can still go forward as you watch the surroundings get dark. I really want to Pry open your heads to see if there's water in there."

"How many people are in this pit?" Zhang Bing was trembling as he spoke.

"How many more. Isn't it exactly four people?" Jia Xiangmeng was still scolding: "They all broke their heads, didn't they?"

There was some movement in the pit.It was pitch black, with only the feeling of clothes being squeezed together, so the pit must be very small.

"Fuck!" Jia Xiangmeng gasped, "Why is there an extra person, what the hell."

"Don't talk nonsense, pee pee pee, it's unlucky." Huang Zhentao made a sound from his mouth, wanting Jia Xiangmeng to follow suit.

Zhang Bing's face was full of saliva, and he was embarrassed to say it. Jia Xiangmeng snatched away all the words in his heart: "Who are you spitting at? Do you want to start a fight? Where are you? Let Grandpa kick you a few times." "

Did Yu Bo also get spit on, but why didn't he respond.In the darkness, Zhang Bing couldn't see anyone. He suddenly recalled Yu Bo's broad shoulders, which he could lean on firmly when he tripped.It was such a quilt that he couldn't hear his heartbeat that Zhang Bing couldn't bear the fear of Yu Bo's absence.

"Are you Yu Bo?" Zhang Bing grabbed the two arms in the silent direction without any scruples.

Seeing that no one was talking, Zhang Bing fumbled like he was blind, touching his cheeks, trying to guess if he could rely on the outline.

Annoyed by being touched, Yu Bo couldn't help but respond: "It's me, it's me."

"You don't think he's dead, do you?" Huang Zhentao tried to liven up the atmosphere, but the atmosphere dropped to freezing point.

"One, two, three, four, one, two, three, four. Who is the other one?" Zhang Bing asked.

No one spoke, only the sound of falling soil.

"Our team has me as a neutral gathering."

The pit is small, sitting with buttocks next to buttocks, there is always the sound of rubbing soil.Zhang Bing touched it, and counted four people regardless of other private parts.

Jia Xiangmeng smiled arrogantly and said, "Haha, I've caught your grandson, you're still hiding, don't dare to speak out, see if I don't beat you up."

As soon as he finished speaking, Zhang Bing heard the dull voice on the ground and Jia Xiangmeng screaming.

"Grandson, let your grandfather go." His voice was distorted, and Zhang Bing felt as if his face had been pressed to the ground.As long as Jia Xiangmeng can make a fool of himself, Zhang Bing will never hesitate to ridicule him from the bottom of his heart.But now Zhang Bing felt genuinely afraid that his opponent was so strong.

"It's me." The dull voice sounded, it turned out that Yu Bo hadn't approached them, and was still as indifferent as ever.

Zhang Bing decided that the fifth person must not be strong, otherwise he would not be silent like a mouse, running away with his head in his arms.

It seemed that everyone realized that the risk factor of the mysterious man was extremely low, so they felt at ease, and there was no obvious anxiety affecting each other.

Zhang Bing can feel the diameter of the hole with two hands, and the hole is very small.Although you can't see the top, but it is estimated to be as tall as two people, Zhang Bing thought as he rubbed his buttocks that had not yet relieved the pain.

There is a stranger inserted into the dark four right now, and this person is not stupid, how can we find him.This is the biggest problem.

Zhang Bing decided to try to communicate with that person: "Hey, that person, how long have you been here."

The man didn't speak.

Zhang Bing then asked: "Are you a recruit like us, or a mountain dweller living here, or some kind of monster?"

The pit is so small that the echo is the answer to Zhang Bing.

Zhang Bingqi just said: "You have to talk. Otherwise, why would we leave together? Whether it is an enemy or something, let us know. I won't beat you, so is it so difficult to join us?"

I was waiting for Zhang Bing to break the situation, but I didn't get a response after waiting for too long.Huang Zhentao clicked his tongue: "Don't worry about it, just go up and forget it."

"If you want to go up, you go up by yourself. Who knows what this person is, will he sneak up on me? At least two people are needed to go up here, and I don't know if it is enough. In case this grandson does something suddenly, there are so many people now Fortunately, there are fewer people..."

Jia Xiangmeng was interrupted before he finished speaking, and was indeed slapped, and the sound woke Zhang Bing up.

"Damn it, whoever beat me, come out grandson, grandpa, I won't kill you."

Zhang Bing imagined that Jia Xiangmeng was covering his face and touching around, and he was so happy that he couldn't help himself.Why didn't I think that I would fight back like that.

"Okay, okay. It won't matter if you don't say a few words. Let me tell you why you like to be serious." Huang Zhentao seemed to stand up, his clothes rustling: "Come on, whoever steps on me will talk about this hole first how high."

"I'll do it." Zhang Bing put an end to Jia Xiangmeng's whipping in his heart, and touched it: "That's you."

I can hear clearly, but the pit is too small to find the direction of the sound.

"I'm right here." Huang Zhentao said it again, as if reaching out his hand to probe.

"Don't touch me, damn it, I'm annoyed by you! Get out of here!" Jia Xiangmeng threw Huang Zhentao's hand away, spouting angrily.

Zhang Bing touched a person sitting on the ground, and his palm felt like a pinprick.This could be that fifth person.Seeing that he was silent, Zhang Bing touched down his face, and deliberately exerted force during the process, deforming his cheeks.

Keep you silent, Zhang Bingxin said.He touched his neck and found his stubbled Adam's apple.He tried to restore a portrait based on the outline he found out, but found that his strength was limited.

"it's me!"

The magnetic sound dissipated in the air like grains of sand.Fortunately, Zhang Bing's blushing face would not be seen by others, and after touching it for a long time, it was Yu Bo.Whoever told him not to speak made me forget him.

At this time, one arm stretched out, holding Zhang Bing's right hand and touching the other outstretched arm.Then Zhang Bing was pulled over vigorously, and his left hand touched the military emblem on his master's chest along the arm he helped just now.

"Finally someone who can work together again." Huang Zhentao's words sounded like he was complaining.

"Thank you." Zhang Bing found an opportunity, hoping to resolve the embarrassment just now.

"You're welcome." Huang Zhentao said.

"No, I'm not talking to you, of course I must thank you too. I just wanted to thank Yu Bogang for helping me."

"I didn't pull you." Yu Bo said indifferently.

"But, just now..." Zhang Bing realized the help of the fifth person.But why is he unwilling to speak? Could it be that he thinks he will be beaten.

"You are also one of our new recruits. Did you get separated from the team, or join us?"

Zhang Bing persuaded.

Jia Xiangmeng, who was at the side, suddenly pushed Zhang Bing away and said, "When are we going to wait, I'll come."

"Squat down a little bit," Jia Xiangmeng said.

Huang Zhentao hummed, accompanied by the sound of soil falling.

"Try hard." Jia Xiangmeng's voice floated above.

"Wait a minute, Zhang Bing quickly come and hold my waist." Huang Zhentao said, "Slow down, my waist is about to break."

Zhang Bing hurriedly pushed Huang Zhentao's waist and supported Jia Xiangmeng's feet.

"How about it, can you go up?"

"No, I can't touch it with my hands." Just as Jia Xiangmeng finished speaking, he fell down.

"Why can't you stand still? My face was rubbed all the way down with mud." Jia Xiangmeng yelled.

"Didn't you miss the edge, and I was tired, so I squatted a little bit, who knows what happened to you." Huang Zhentao's voice was apologetic.

"Fall like a dog."

Although it was only a very small voice, Zhang Bing heard it, as if he had heard this voice somewhere before.

"Let's try three people." Zhang Bing said in the direction of predicting Yu Bo, hoping to motivate the lazy guy. After all, this is the key to life and death. Of course, it's not that serious. Still rather shameful.

"Okay, let's try again, who is on top." Huang Zhentao said.

"It must be me." Jia Xiangmeng said, before Zhang Bing could say anything, he seized the opportunity.

Zhang Bing lamented why he couldn't always express his thoughts in time.

"You still want to be on top, so what if you look back, don't blame others." Huang Zhentao immediately put aside the relationship: "Then I'll be below."

"You can't go down." Jia Xiangmeng strongly objected.

"why."

"You're not safe at the bottom. You messed with me once. I'm even more worried that there are two people up there. You can still bear it."

Zhang Bing was speechless. Could it be that he wanted to be at the bottom? This is not the case with bullying others.If I knew it earlier, I wouldn't have ridiculed him with Huang Zhentao's words, this guy holds grudges!

"I come."

There was a sound in the corner, and the bass rubbed comfortably on the eardrums.

It seemed that everyone was surprised that Yu Bo would help.Yu Bo's handsome appearance and upright momentum can always make people around him feel distanced, and they don't want to get close to him, but they want to profit from him.

Zhang Bing looked at the bottom of the pit, hoping that there were no snakes or scorpions here, otherwise he would faint from fright.That mysterious guy didn't make a sound, did he really want to live here for the rest of his life?

"It's not suitable for you to be at the bottom." Jia Xiangmeng said, "You should be at the top, I think you have a stable center of gravity."

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There was silence.

Jia Xiangmeng is a person who can express everyone's embarrassing thoughts on his face and words, and he is unconscious.Zhang Bing felt that the two of them were two extremes.

"Who is pushing me?" Huang Zhentao said.

"Me." Yu Bo spoke for a long time: "You are above, and I am below."

"The ones down here are very tired." Zhang Bing couldn't bear it.

"It's okay, I'm the strongest." Yu Bo said, "Hurry up."

Jia Xiangmeng seemed to want to say something, but held back, only a faint sigh.

There was only the sound of military uniforms rubbing against each other in the darkness, and nothing else could be seen.

"Are you ready?" Huang Zhentao held back until his voice was full of gasps.

Zhang Bing supported Yu Bo's waist, leaned into his ear and said, "It should be healed soon, hold on."

I thought it would be useful to cheer up, but the response I got was very easy: "Yes."

If there is light, can you respond with just your eyes?Zhang Bing twitched the corner of his mouth.

"Finally, you are so heavy. Hey, what are you doing. Hey!!!"

Something seemed to have happened up there. Zhang Bing was hit by a heavy object and fell to the ground. He was dizzy and his eyes were starry.

"Have we come out?" Zhang Bing's eyes flashed.

"That grandson, he took my military badge. Fuck me." Huang Zhentao got up from Zhang Bing angrily.

"He's still up there," said the strange voice.

Huang Zhentao took out the smoke flare, pulled it away, and howled, "Shoot you bastard."

So far, Huang Zhentao has destroyed his mature, stable and generous captain image in Zhang Bing's heart, and his emergency response ability is too poor.

Zhang Bing coughed badly, and wrote down this comment viciously.

"What are you doing, stupid." The stranger threw the flare out of the pit, and there was still a lot of bad smell in the pit.

"Who are you?" Huang Zhentao hadn't recovered from the excitement just now.

"A recruit who doesn't want to be beaten by you."

For some reason, Zhang Bing suddenly said, "Thank you for giving me a hand just now."

The stranger was stunned, and then laughed out loud: "It's okay, it's okay, when you thanked the wrong person just now, I was so worried that I was meddling in my own business."

"Why haven't you spoken?" Zhang Bing asked, "I've heard the voice of help in the forest, and it must have been from you."

"Stop chatting, go up first." Yu Bo said.Although he usually has a listless expression, it doesn't help much at critical times, but he is a reliable person.

Zhang Bing thought.

Zhang Bing came out first because he was light and trusted.

The pit is not high, and Zhang Bing can stick out with half his body.Climbing to the top, it was still pitch black.Zhang Bing has night blindness, so he groped around to see if he could find any vines.

"Do you want to use a flashlight?" someone said below.

Zhang Bingtou sighed and said: "Our flashlights are all gone just now, they are obviously in the backpack."

The man seemed a little embarrassed, and continued: "I didn't trust you at first, so I took all your flashlights."

"Well, then."

Immediately afterwards there was a cry: "You hit me."

Zhang Bing got the flashlight, and the world was brightened in an instant.

The pit was more than three meters deep, and it was an earthen pit.The walls of the pit are loose, and it is impossible for a person to climb up.This forest is full of coniferous forests, and Zhang Bing can't find vines.

Before Zhang Bing wanted Yu Bo to suffer less, he fumbled around, but the time was too long, and the others crawled out first.

Looking back, Zhang Bing exclaimed, "Ah, it's you."

Lu Shi's face was dirty and ashen, and he also said in surprise, "This way you can recognize me." After replying, he turned his head and pulled Huang Zhentao up, and the two dragged Yu Bo out of the pothole together.

Except for Zhang Bing, all three of them were so tired that they collapsed on the ground.

Huang Zhentao raised his arms and gave a thumbs up: "Brother is loyal enough, whether you are tired or not."

Yu Bo closed his eyes, wanting to rest for a while.Zhang Bing saw the beads of sweat on his face, his broken hair was dyed shiny with sweat, and gleamed greasy under the light of the flashlight.

"Don't lie on the ground, it's cold." Zhang Bing shook Yu Bo's shoulder, not daring to touch it too much.

"Hey, I'm out." Huang Zhentao got up, leaned against a tree and sighed, "It's unlucky, I want to do something better. It would be great if there is smoke now."

It was quite warm in the pit just now, but Zhang Bing felt shivering all over when he got out of the pit.

"Why did you take all our flashlights away?" Huang Zhentao asked Lu Shi.

Lu Shi said: "I don't believe you, this is the basic reason. Especially I don't believe one of you, this is the main reason. Facts have proved that my deduction is not wrong."

Thinking of that traitor Jia Xiangmeng, Zhang Bing felt happy in his heart. Although he was sorry for Huang Zhentao, Zhang Bing couldn't be sorry for what he thought in his heart.Jia Xiangmeng can disappear automatically, Huang Zhentao is eliminated, and only Yu Bo and himself are left in the team.

"How do you know that person is not trustworthy? Do you think his words are unpleasant?" Huang Zhentao said.

"On the one hand. The main reason is that he has other plans. The main reason is that he has touched the military emblem on my chest. At that time, I felt that his goal was not pure, but also with the mentality of watching a good show. Let's see what will happen to you guys. whats the matter."

Zhang Bing was dissatisfied with Lu Shi's appearance of high IQ. Although he played them around in a silent way in the pit, it was not like a brave person who could shout for help at the top of his voice.

"You fell into the pit, why didn't you use a flare? You still have to call for help."

"Ah? Well, I lost my flare. It's a long story. Originally, our team really wanted to eliminate a few teams. You should have known that feeling at the beginning."

Looking at Lu Shi's excited expression, Zhang Bing sneered: "Our team really doesn't have much enthusiasm. We went all the way west and then all the way back."If we want to divide, Jia Xiangmeng must be Zhu Bajie, Huang Zhentao, if he is wronged, he can be regarded as Drifting Monk; as for himself, he should be a Tang monk, and Yu Bo must be Monkey King, protecting himself all the way, although he doesn't talk much.It would be great if there is a magic spell, then you can force Yu Bo to talk more, and ask him if he is really interested in you.

Lu Shi was still saying: "God knows, our team was killed in one fell swoop. I took the bag, and there was nothing in it until now, so I fell into the pit."

Huang Zhentao scratched his hair and said, "Hey! I don't want to destroy the friendship of my comrades-in-arms, but I just hope that he will leave quickly. I took them around, hoping that Jia Xiangmeng can leave. When he was about to leave, I only thought that he might leave soon. When I left, who knew he grabbed the military emblem on my chest and tore it off."

Huang Zhentao sighed heavily: "In the early days, I also thought that I could have a single-handed military emblem and fight out of the battlefield with my teammates. Thinking about it, I think it's quite romantic. Hey! Life is impermanent."

Zhang Bing didn't know how to comfort him, so he patted him on the shoulder and said, "Shuai Huang, you have worked hard."

Huang Zhentao looked at his sincere eyes and asked, "Don't you know my name?"

"This is your nickname." Yu Bo stood up and patted the dirt on his back.

"Thank you, brother." Huang Zhentao laughed.

There was the sound of footsteps, rustling.

Huang Zhentao glanced sharply and said: "They came really quickly, and I was worried that if we really had something, if they really didn't do it well, they should be some damn company commander. Hey, it seems that I I was mistaken. It’s time to go. It’s not been a day yet, and I’m just eliminated. Go ahead, Ang.” He looked at the electronic watch in his backpack.

Zhang Bing looked at Lu Shi, whose height was similar to his own, and at Yu Bo, whose chest was still heaving, wondering when this day would end.

A new team is formed, but unfortunately they are all big monsters.

The author has something to say: I updated it, no one read it, and cried.Isn't it wonderfully written?I think I'm just updating too slowly, getting sleepy and lazy.Well, I sincerely apologize, but why is there still no one, when can the collection not be zero