[abuse] a leaf boat

Zhang Bingdong knocked on the wall, knocked on the west, pretending to be an expert: "This house is too big, it's not good for two people to live in. It's just the two of us, it doesn't feel too empty. Look, it's like this thing." Zhang Bingdong Bing pointed to a guitar hanging on the bedroom wall.

"Can you play?"

Zhang Bing is full of expectations.

"No, it's just for decoration." Yu Bo sat on the bed and motioned for Zhang Bing to come up.

"How much is this?" Zhang Bing asked.

"Five or six thousand, or how much, I didn't buy it, how would I know."

"Then where did this come from?"

Facing Zhang Bing's questioning, Yu Bo couldn't find a suitable reason.He didn't want Zhang Bing to know his family background, at least not now, and of course the assistant couldn't reveal it either.

"Do you have a lot of money?" Zhang Bing asked him suspiciously: "There is a house, and you can buy such expensive musical instruments as decorations. You didn't lie to me. This house doesn't belong to you, does it?"

Zhang Bing sat on the bed and looked at Yu Bo seriously.

Following his words, Yu Bo found a reason to explain and pretended to scratch his head: "Yes, well, I admit that this house is not mine, it belongs to a good friend. His name is Xiaonian, he is my later friend. Yes, don't be suspicious."

"Come here, lie down next to me." Yu Bo said affectionately, stretching out his hand to pull Zhang Bing: "This bed is so comfortable, we all sleep on hard board beds in the military camp, and we can put our back through the bed board." He stretched himself: " How comfortable it is."

Zhang Bingwo was next to him, and the warmth made his will weak again: "Do you have any secrets for making good friends? I can't believe that there are still friends who can borrow houses in this world. Why haven't I met them before?" Woolen cloth."

Yu Bo clicked his tongue: "You want to meet such a friend, what are you thinking? You already have me, do you need anything else?"

"Of course." Zhang Bing pretended to be a joke, seeing Yu Bo's ugly face, and laughed: "I still need to drink water, eat, breathe, and many, many, many things, you don't need me to understand, after all, you are a robot. I need it, I am a delicate human being, someone who will wither at any time in the wind and rain."

He said nothing.

Zhang Bing asked: "What is your relationship with that friend? He can always help you."

Yu Bo triumphantly said, "Yo, what's wrong, I'm jealous." He always enjoys the feeling of being jealous.

"It's not good for the two of us to live in someone else's house for a long time. Let's move out some other day." Zhang Bing rested on Yu Bo's arm.

"Why? We lived well." Yu Bo still disliked the small room in his heart, but he could only endure it for the lies, seeing that if he failed, he might live in other small houses.

"Living in your friend's house for nothing, no matter how good your friendship is, let's not talk about it, but people's hearts are full of flesh, and no one is a bit petty. There are people who live in vain at home, and your friend will feel better."

"I insist on paying the rent." Yu Bo had an idea.

"Really." Zhang Bing felt relieved when he got the answer, rolled his eyes around, and felt that something was wrong: "This house is too big, the two of us haven't worked yet, and we have to pay rent, yes, how much do you give your friend?" a month?"

Yu Bo didn't understand the market conditions, so he picked a price that was neither high nor low: "About 3000."

"So," Zhang Bing said, "we don't need to live here, it's so expensive, it costs 3000. You know that the rent of a house outside of Sima Road may not cost 500 a month. This is what I saw two years ago. I was so envious at the time. The price should not have risen too much now. Why don’t we move away, so we can save a lot of money in the future.”

Really self-defeating.Yu Bo sighed toward the ceiling, covered his eyes with his hands, and smirked.Yu Bo felt that this house was very small, and it was terrible to choose a smaller house.The ceiling of the house was so low he couldn't even breathe.But if Zhang Bing feels uncomfortable, he can change to a smaller one, as long as he doesn't run away.

"You really don't like this house?" Yu Bo asked repeatedly.

Zhang Bing touched the blue velvet curtain, then looked at the soft water bed: "It's okay, it's not bad, it's just too good, so let's forget it."

Yu Bo was dazed by Zhang Bing, and asked, "You really don't like it?"

Zhang Bing faltered: "I like it, but..."

The next words were interrupted by Yubo.He ran out barefoot, took out the key from the bedroom and stuffed it into Zhang Bing's arms: "This is our house, it belongs to you. We will live here. After a while, find a suitable one. Chance, I'll take you to live in a bigger place. This place is too small, and the kitchen can't even stand five cooks."

Zhang Bing couldn't help giving him a blank look, and wanted to say that Yu Bo's broad palm covered his mouth.

"I know what you want to say. But you are a man and I am a person who can earn money. The money is not saved, but earned. Sooner or later, I will let your name be written on the real estate certificate. "

Zhang Bing said: "Blow you." The body lay comfortably on the bed.He thought about it, and then came up with another question, about Yu Bo's parents.

After all, gay will not be generally accepted by society, this is a fact.Because Zhang Bing has no relatives, what others think of him is not a problem.But Yu Bo still has his parents. If his parents strongly object and Yu Bo leaves him in the end, the future seems to be bleak.

Although Yu Bo has a bad attitude towards his parents, the affection between them cannot be erased.

"How are you and your parents?" Zhang Bing hugged Yu Bo's waist, feeling his warmth through his white shirt.

"They don't care if I live or die, so it doesn't matter. I don't care if they live or die."

Zhang Bing was at a loss for words.

"By the way, why didn't you tell your parents, I will visit my father-in-law and mother-in-law someday."

Zhang Bing let go of Yu Bo, lay flat and looked at the ceiling, but couldn't remember the dark past for a moment, and even couldn't remember the faces of his parents, as if it was a long time ago.

"My parents passed away a long time ago." Zhang Bing pretended to be fine, and said with a smile, "I want to meet my father-in-law and mother-in-law in the future, so we can go to the cemetery to see them together."

"By the way, it's time to eat." Zhang Bing jumped off the bed and ran to the kitchen, happily marveling at the fresh food in the refrigerator.He turned on the faucet to wash the vegetables, and was suddenly hugged from behind by a generous chest.

Yu Bo covered Zhang Bing's eyes with his big hands and said, "Don't pretend, there's no one here." He kissed the top of Zhang Bing's head.

Very hot, really hot, so hot that it hurts, so painful that I want to cry, crying so hard that I can't control my tears.Not up to date, not up to date, Zhang Bing cursed himself in the bottom of his heart.It's very hot, really hot, the heat from it fills the scars on my heart, and my whole body seems to have been healed.

After a while, Yu Bo didn't feel Zhang Bing's tears and asked, "Why don't you cry anymore?"

"Your palms are too warm, tears evaporate, and after a while, your eyeballs will be roasted."

Yu Bo quickly took off his hand and said, "Hurry up, don't say anything unlucky."

According to Yu Bo's request, Zhang Bing flicked his lips towards him, pumping Yu Bo's face to drool.Yu Bo was fiddly with Zhang Bing, easily taking the initiative in Zhang Bing's body.

"Don't worry, I'm cooking." Zhang Bing resisted and pushed him away.

Yu Bo was not happy, and turned over the old score: "How come when Meng Ren came to you when you were in the cooking class, you could throw down the basin and talk to him."

Zhang Bing felt that Yu Bo looked like a child who couldn't grow up."I was on assignment, and I didn't have any idea about the monitor," he said.

No idea?Yu Bo's jealousy exploded: "You have no idea, you still don't call him by his name, you still call him monitor, how much do you admire him?" Yu Bo thought, you should worship me.

Zhang Bing ignored him and turned to cook.

"I'm talking to you." Yu Bo domineeringly turned Zhang Bing over, wrapped Zhang Bing in his arms, and looked at him menacingly.

Zhang Bing said: "What about the relationship between you and the friend who was talking to you in the hall? He lent you a house to live in, and he can still talk to you for such a long time. How many topics can you chat for more than half an hour? You guys Isn't the relationship special, some friends can borrow your apartment and give you money, and only charge a token amount. Don't tell me that you are just a simple relationship of begging friends, I don't believe it at all. "

Zhang Bing was so angry that he turned around and cut vegetables.Yu Bo was stunned as he watched his back heaving up and down because he was breathing heavily in anger.He is jealous, he is jealous because of me, Yu Bo is very happy, it feels like he won the lottery.

Suddenly Zhang Bing cutter finger.Yu Bo quickly picked up his hand and put it in his mouth.Zhang Bin felt like his heart was about to melt.Yu Bo picked him up, but kept shouting at Zhang Bing's fingers.Yu Bo carried Zhang Bing to the bedroom and comforted him.

Yu Bo almost searched the house, but couldn't find the medicine box. He was so angry that he couldn't help calling, scolding the assistant, and wanting to deduct his money.But I think that Zhang Bing will probably be jealous, and Yu Bo can't explain the reason.Asking Zhang Bing to wait, he went downstairs in a hurry and sweated profusely to buy a Band-Aid.

Seeing him running around sweating all over his body, those who didn't know thought something big happened.

Zhang Bing told him to take a bath quickly. Zhang Bing wanted to cook, but Yu Bo threatened him that if he went to cook, he would definitely not take a bath.

"Childish ghost." Zhang Bing smiled and sat on the sofa.

So Zhang Bing could only give up and sit on the sofa and wait.The time passed by every minute and every second, Yu Bo is really a clean person, and he will definitely wash for nearly an hour in the shower.He simply rolled up his sleeves and entered the bathroom.

At that time, Yu Bo was taking a refreshing bath, saw Zhang Bing coming in, and asked him why he didn't sit down.

"Give you a back rub, it's free, don't you want it?" Zhang Bing took a can of cold beer and handed it to Yu Bo.

Yu Bo sat on the edge of the bathtub, watching the stars in the night, and felt the service like a cat's paw.

"Hey, back scrubber, you don't need to work harder. If you don't wash me clean, I won't pay you."

"I'm sorry, sir, your skin is rough and thick, and you can only scrape it off with a knife. If you want, can you sign the insurance first? If something goes wrong, we will not be responsible."

"The insurance can be signed, and the knife can also be used." Yu Bo stood up from the water and stood in front of Zhang Bing proudly: "But you want to sell you to me, how about it, brother rubbing your back, this is a good condition."

Zhang Bing saw something he shouldn't have seen, and turned his face away.

The temperature rises in the foggy bathroom.

Yu Bo glanced up and down at himself confidently: "Are you still not satisfied with my figure?"

"Get out." Zhang Bing blushed and walked away.

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