man and sword

Lin Bai's disheveled expression obviously frightened the man. He was silent for a long, long, long time...

……

Lin Bai struggled and opened his mouth: "Actually... Actually..." =皮= How should he say it!

The man opposite frowned and said, "Actually what?"

Lin Bai: "...Actually, why did you kidnap me?"

The man paused and said, "I just want to ask you a question?"

Lin Bai = mouth =, this guy will not ask him if he knows him!Affection!people!Bar?

"En..." The man was silent for a while, thought for a while and said, "Do you know Dongfang Bubai?"

Lin Bai: "..." This time I really want to develop God...

"Then do you know Dugu Qiubai?"

Lin Bai: "..."

"Where's Yang Guo?"

Lin Bai: "..."

"Where's Jin Yong?"

Lin Bai: "..."

"Okay, Gu Long?"

……

"... Ximen Wuhen?"

Lin Bai: "=dish="

……

After tossing and tossing for a long time, the two finally recognized each other, and then they cried for a while (...).

The man's name is Fang Yu (...), he is a buddy in Lin Bai's dormitory, his gender is male, his hobbies are... Unknown for now, he used to be a serious rough guy, but now he is a very handsome young man, the contrast between before and after It is so big that it can only make people sigh.

Lin Bai swore that if he hadn't seen it with his own eyes, he would never believe it; and after seeing it with his own eyes, there was only one sentence to express his feelings - blind his titanium alloy dog ​​eyes.

……

Fang Yu pondered for a moment, looked at the person who had been staring at him, and couldn't help asking: "What's wrong with your eyes?"

Lin Bai: "... blind!"

Fang Yu: "...haha!"

Lin Bai: "==!" I'm not telling a joke...

Fang Yu laughed a few times, then stopped, looked up and down, left, right, left, right, and right for a while Lin Bai, couldn't help but said: "What's going on with you?"

Lin Bai said deeply: "I... have traveled through..."

Fang Yu said seriously: "What a coincidence, I am too."

Lin Bai: "..."

Fang Yu: "Hahaha!"

Lin Bai: "...==!" I'm really not telling a joke this time...

Fang Yu stopped laughing and asked about Lin Bai's experience.

Lin Bai paused, and then confessed everything.

After he finished talking about what happened in recent years, nearly half an hour passed.

After a pause, Lin Bai finally sighed: "It's really hard..."

After Fang Yu heard it, he also let out a long sigh.

After a while, Fang Yu frowned and said, "So you stay inside a sword once you travel through time."

Lin Bai nodded coldly.

Fang Yu looked at him sternly for a long time. After a while, he finally couldn't help but burst out laughing. His stomach hurt from laughing, but he couldn't stop. He opened his mouth, trying to express his painstakingly. own jokes.

"...Sword...hahahahahaha...people—""Hahahahaha"

Lin Bai: "..." He felt his heart was about to break...

Fang Yu laughed for a long time before stopping with great difficulty. He put one hand on his mouth, trying desperately to bring his mouth, which had been stiff from laughing, to a normal curvature.

The corner of Lin Bai's mouth twitched.

Fang Yu tried to make a few mouth shapes, frowned and thought deeply: "Actually, I really think you are staying in a sword..." He paused, brewing some emotions, but he didn't laugh after all, "... ...still pretty good."

Lin Bai: "...Can I say two words?"

Fang Yu: "??"

Lin Bai slightly nodded his head, brewed his expression, and raised his head...

"Ha ha."

Fang Yu: "...I mean it seriously."

Lin Bai was silent, and said seriously: "I am serious too."

The two looked at each other, "..."

Finally, Lin Bai couldn't help but said: "...What's the matter with you?"

Fang Yu: "...It's hard to describe!"

Lin Bai: "Well, I'm not going to let you finish it in one sentence. You speak slowly..."

Fang Yu paused, then grinned, "Hahaha!"

Lin Bai: "..." Why does he feel so strange...

Fang Yu laughed twice, then stopped, only hesitating, his whole face seemed to collapse.

Lin Bai: "...??"

Fang Yu sighed, "You're lucky."

Lin Bai: "..."

Fang Yu shook his head, "You are still the same as you were, pity me..." Before Fang Yu finished speaking, he let out another long sigh.

Lin Bai thought for a while, and said, "Didn't you always hope that you could have a face like a little boy?"

"...", Fang Yu's expression froze, he gritted his teeth and said, "...But it's not like this."

Lin Bai raised his eyebrows and looked up and down. His sword-like eyebrows and star-eyed eyes were imposing, and the fabric he saw through knew it belonged to a wealthy family.

Fang Yu was embarrassed, and said in frustration: "You can't just look at the surface..."

Lin Bai frowned, there was nothing in this world that could make a man so embarrassing.

A flash of light came to my mind.

……

"Could it be, you..." Lin Bai's eyes widened, and finally he couldn't bear to speak out to hurt people.

Fang Yu grimaced and nodded sadly.

Lin Bai looked at Fang Yu's face, and suddenly felt a sense of sympathy.Sighing, he patted Fang Yu's shoulder, and said, "If you're a man, you can get over it. In fact, this should be curable..."

Fang Yu lamented: "I'm in this body as soon as I wear it, how can I fix it?"

Lin Bai gave a pause.Xindao, it turned out to be congenital...Thinking of the current mood of my brother, who is replacing himself, I suddenly feel a kind of sadness that I feel the same.

"Sad brother..."

Fang Yu's heart was miserable, and finally turned into a long sigh.

Lin Bai couldn't help but let out a long sigh.Comfortingly said: "Brother, the most is to live a life of pure heart and asceticism in the future..." He was halfway through, and couldn't bear to continue.

Fang Yu was stunned.

Lin Bai paused, patted him on the shoulder, and said nothing.

Fang Yu seemed to be aware of it, and his face suddenly turned pale: "...where did you go?"

Lin Bai: "??"

Fang Yu roared angrily: "I'm not a god-eunuch-ah, your sister!"

Lin Bai was embarrassed, and roared angrily: "Damn it, it's not God-eun-you are a fart!"

Fang Yu poked his neck, and said angrily: "I'm dressed as a palace-nine-ah, your sister!"

Lin Bai continued to roar back angrily: "Crossing into a palace—Jiu—you call me..."

…………

……

Lin Bai: "... = mouth ="

Fang Yu nodded sadly.

Lin Bai maintained the expression of = dish =, for a while, looked at Fang Yu seriously, and said: "You still belch..."

Fang Yu: "..."

Lin Bai laughed twice, feeling that the joke he told adjusted the atmosphere.

Fang Yu: "..."

Lin Bai pondered slightly, and said, "Gong Jiu?"

Fang Yu nodded miserably.

Lin Bai thought for a while, raised his hand, and dropped it heavily on Fang Yu's shoulder.

Fang Yu's expression moved, he leaned back slightly, and then hid.Confused, he raised his head and asked, "What are you doing?!!"

Lin Bai shyly withdrew his hand, hesitated for a moment, and then calmly told the truth, saying: "I just want to see what expression Dou M has when he is beaten!"

Fang Yu was stunned for a moment, and after he realized it, he didn't know what he remembered. His face suddenly changed from red to orange, orange to yellow... blue to purple, "...!!...TAT"

Lin Bai touched his chin, and suddenly felt that he was going too far.

Before Lin Bai finished his self-examination, Fang Yu's side had already snorted, and opened his mouth coolly.

"I don't just look at the individual or shake M."

After Lin Bai thought about the true meaning of these words, he became angry immediately.In an instant, I felt my macho heart crack and shatter to the ground.

Gong Jiu is shaking M, but it's not like shaking M when he sees someone. Besides, Gong Jiu's martial arts are surprisingly high. Even Lu Xiaofeng might not be able to defeat him if it wasn't for Shaman's help.

Although the one Fang Yu passed through may not be as good as the original version, but seeing the hand he dodged just now, it is far from being comparable to Lin Bai.

Suddenly, Lin Bai felt that he was really useless...

——As for Ximen Chuuxue, Lin Bai consciously ignored it. As the saying goes: If you are a man, you have to rely on yourself! ——

Lin Bai thought about it for a while, and felt: Losing is not losing.So he calmly said: "But you are not an ordinary person when you shake M."

Fang Yu: "...!!"

The author has something to say: I appeared miraculously. In fact, I have finished writing these two chapters for a long time... But because I am too lazy to write it, I want to re-invent it and post it tomorrow. After procrastinating, it becomes today... ==! !

And God has developed too much, shyly wriggling...

After such a long time, I finally discovered that once I have a manuscript, I suddenly have no motivation... So you should run naked, Mr. Manuscript Box

...to sum it up in one sentence

Never believe what I say...far eye

=3= A mouthful of all the girls I'm sorry for...

I feel so guilty for a moment... (This sentence is sincere...