man and sword

As soon as Ximen Chuuxue's words came out of his mouth, Lin Bai couldn't help but burst out.

Lu Xiaofeng's face also turned dark at that moment, as if he couldn't believe it, "Erows?"

Ximen Chuuxue remained silent.

Lu Xiaofeng's eyes widened, he stood up, paced back and forth in the room, muttering his eyebrows, eyebrows, eyebrows, his emotions became more and more out of control, his voice became louder and louder, and finally he yelled in disbelief: "You want my eyebrows?"

Ximen Chuuxue nodded with a cold face.

Lu Xiaofeng: "...TAT"

Lin Bai covered his mouth and laughed.

Lu Xiaofeng said euphemistically: "The eyebrows..."

Ximen Chuixue said coolly, "You have four eyebrows."

Lu Xiaofeng: "=口="

Ximen Chuuxue was silent for a moment, and then said: "I just need your eyebrows."

Lin Bai couldn't help but puff again.

The corner of Lu Xiaofeng's mouth twitched...

…………

……

In the end, Lu Xiaofeng still shaved his eyebrows and used the Excalibur that Lin Bai kindly sponsored.

Although Ximen Chuuxue only wanted one of Lu Xiaofeng's eyebrows, but Lu Xiaofeng finally shaved off both eyebrows.

Because Lin Bai said: "If you only shave one eyebrow, won't it be very asymmetrical when it grows back?"

So Lu Xiaofeng's heart was hardened, he picked up the divine sword and continued to scrape...

Lu Xiaofeng shaved his eyebrows for a long time before he felt that something was wrong, looked at the eyebrow scraping sword in his hand, and finally came to his senses, with an expression: "Xixiximen, your sword..."

For the first time in Lu Xiaofeng's life, he felt a little scared, and when he thought of the past bad record of the sword in his hand, he felt a little pain in the ass.

——What is Ximen Fuxue's favorite sport?It's shaking, it's shaking, it's shaking! ... Lu Xiaofeng's heart trembled involuntarily: If this guy trembled when he was shaving his eyebrows... Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh ! TAT

Ximen Chuuxue said indifferently: "The sword is in your hand."

Lu Xiaofeng: "...!!"

Lin Bai: "..."

Lu Xiaofeng looked at Lin Bai, then at Ximen Chuuxue, and suddenly realized that the sword was given to him by Lin Bai, he looked at Lin Bai, and suddenly said: "I'm just wondering why Ximen Chuuxue never leaves his sword , will appear on Lin Bai's body?"

Lin Bai suddenly felt a little cold sweat.

Ximen Chuuxue's expression remained unchanged.

Lu Xiaofeng stroked his mustache and said with a smile, "Could it be...Could it be..."

Lin Bai continued to sweat coldly.

Ximen Chuuxue continued to look unchanged.

Lu Xiaofeng paused, and then slowly said: "Could it be... this sword is actually your token of love."

Lin Bai: "..."

Ximen Chuixue: "..."

Seeing the expressions on the two of them, Lu Xiaofeng thought he had guessed right, and felt a burst of pride in his heart.

How could Ximen Chuuxue hand over the sword that she never left to anyone.The only thing that can be explained is that the relationship between Ximen Chuuxue and that person must be extremely close.

What kind of relationship can give the sword to the other party intimately, then it must be... a relationship that can be a river crab.

Lu Xiaofeng said slowly: "Don't worry, I won't tell others."

Lin Bai: "..."

Ximen Chuixue: "..."

After Lu Xiaofeng finished speaking, he smiled slightly, as if everything was in silence.

Lin Bai said quietly: "...If this is the case, then I will never tell anyone about your relationship with Huamanlou."

Lu Xiaofeng: "...!!" At that moment, Lu Xiaofeng seemed to see the shadow of Ximen Chuuxue in Lin Bai.

They all like to poke the relationship between him and Huamanlou so much...

He said with difficulty: "The relationship between me and Huamanlou...is just..."

Lin Bai wondered, "Didn't you leave your most important and precious thing to Huamanlou?"

Lu Xiaofeng: "...??"

Lin Bai really wanted to say 'you gave your most precious and important chastity to Huamanlou'.

But in the end he still said slowly: "One finger with a consonance."

The One Finger of Consonance is Lu Xiaofeng's unique skill. In the original book, Lu Xiaofeng passed on the One Finger of Consonance to Huamanlou in order to let his friends be able to protect him well.This is the factual basis of many rotten girls, and the source of the name "the body has no colorful phoenix and two wings, but the heart has a clear understanding" adds a bit of fragrance and ambiguity.

Lu Xiaofeng: "..." He suddenly found himself speechless.

Lin Bai=w=, "So, I won't tell others about your relationship with Huamanlou."

Lu Xiaofeng: "..."

Finally he couldn't help but said, "How do you know?"

Not many people know about Lu Xiaofeng teaching Lingxi to Hua Manlou.

Lin Bai said: "...I'll figure it out."

Lu Xiaofeng: "...how did you calculate?"

Lin Bai pondered for a while, and said: "...take your birthday to calculate."

Lu Xiaofeng: "..."

He didn't ask any more questions...

Lin Bai=w=

Lu Xiaofeng decided not to argue with Lin Bai anymore, he froze and returned the eyebrow scraping sword to Lin Bai.

Lin Bai smiled and took the sword and continued to hold it, with a happy expression on his face.

I unconsciously thought in my heart: my front body is a cow, which can kill people and shave eyebrows... It is really a must-have sword for home and travel!

Lu Xiaofeng stroked his beard, tried his best to ignore the strange feeling caused by missing two eyebrows, and said, "Since it's a hunt, there must be a reason."

Lin Bai thought for a while, and suddenly remembered that in the original book, Lu Xiaofeng molested Ximen Chuuxue's wife, which caused Ximen Chuuxue to pursue him thousands of miles away.but now……

Could it be that Ximen Chuuxue was asked to marry a wife to be molested by Lu Xiaofeng?

Lin Bai was embarrassed: This idea is too scary...

Lu Xiaofeng obviously also realized this point, frowning...to be precise, frowning with browless brows trying to think of a solution.

Ximen Chuuxue's face was still paralyzed, and he obviously decided to only be responsible for hunting down.

After thinking about getting closer to a stick of incense, Lu Xiaofeng finally smiled wryly: "I really can't think of anything that can make Ximen Chuuxue chase me for thousands of miles."

Lin Bai frowned and said, "Love killing?"

Ximen Chuixue: "..."

Lu Xiaofeng: "..."

Lin Bai = mouth = looked at Ximen Chuuxue, and found that his expression was the same as when he used to hold a sword every time he had to hold the hilt...

exactly the same...

Lin Bai said stiffly, "I... just kidding."

Lu Xiaofeng suddenly clapped his hands and smiled, saying: "Good idea!"

Lin Bai: =dish=

Lu Xiaofeng said again: "That's right, only love kills."

Lin Bai = dish = it.

Ximen Chuuxue's expression did not change.

Lu Xiaofeng frowned, obviously distressed, "But why did you kill him because of love?"

Although he was speaking, his eyes could not stop wandering around Lin Bai.

Lin Bai: "=dish="

Lu Xiaofeng looked at Lin Bai sincerely and said, "Brother Lin~"

Lin Bai suddenly felt a dull pain three inches below the navel.

Then the sword held in Lin Bai's arms trembled slightly.

Lu Xiaofeng: "..."

Lin Bai froze.

However, since Lin Bai discovered that he had a spiritual connection with the fake divine sword in the front body, he has been researching all the time, hoping to find another cheat, so after nearly a month of hard work, Lin Bai finally found himself and the fake sword. Another connection to Excalibur.

That is, whenever my egg hurts, the sword will move, and when I am real!When the egg hurts, the sword will move harder and harder...

This is really a god cheat...

very divine...

Lu Xiaofeng stared at the sword, and finally couldn't help sighing: "This divine sword is still the same as before..."

Lin Bai was extremely regretful, why didn't he move when Lu Xiaofeng shaved his eyebrows just now...

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