man and sword

Chapter 1

Lin Bai couldn't stop his depressed mood since time travel.

It's really hard to stop, very hard...

No matter who time travels while masturbating, he will be depressed, and he will cross when masturbation is about to climax, this can no longer be described as depressed.

At that time and its Yuzu, the Yuzu among the Yuzu.

You say masturbating to time travel, is this really a credible thing? ? ! ! !

Is this something an author would have written? ? ! !

And the most important thing is that he can already imagine what it will be like when others find his body!

Lin Bai really wanted to help his forehead. He firmly believed that there would be such a video circulating on the Internet—"A man from a certain university masturbated to death" "He came naked and went naked"... Lin Bai thought he should Will be crowned with such a name - "Brother Lu Guan"...

Although he died, the legend that he was a pillar of the sky has been circulating in the rivers and lakes.

vomiting blood...

I really want to shoot a brick and die again!

He still remembered that when he just crossed, he found that the surroundings were pitch black.

He is such a contrived...

When he was masturbating fast, the end of the world came, and all human beings were remade.

And he, Lin Bai, is about to be reborn in the dark, and shoulder the heavy responsibility of saving all mankind! ! !

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It's such a good subject...

Really...

There is blood all over the face! !

I really want to die again! !

Damn, can you give me another chance? !

Lin Bai still remembers that after he finally got rid of those dark days, when he saw the sun for the first time, he really never felt that the sun was so amiable.

Look at the sun, how round and beautiful it is.Looking at the person who brought him out, look, how handsome and domineering, how human he is!Feeling the warmth, how refreshing it is!And then look at himself...

He really really wanted to die...

Unexpectedly... turned into a stone...

A rock that can't even jerk off...

...It's really outrageous!

As a stone that cannot even dominate the ability to act on its own.Lin Bai is now in a state known in literature as "you can't live but you can't die".

And just when Lin Bai was wondering whether it was possible for him to open the golden finger of the author, [wow——], he suddenly had the urge to jump three feet high.

Which child is okay to play with fire! ! !Aww! ! !

There is still a word in literature to describe Lin Bai's state at the moment - "burning with lust".

And the person who made him "burn with lust" was the one he had praised about a hundred words ago in this article!

Lin Bai opened his eyes bitterly, and carefully carved the man's eyebrows.

I secretly thought of——

I will open my golden fingers one day and drag you out one by one to explode the chrysanthemums!Awwhhhh~~ It's so hot TAT!

On the first day of the fire—

Lin Bai looked at them one by one in the stove, and swore in his heart: I will take revenge one by one!

On the second day of being burned——

Lin Bai thought with tears in his eyes: If someone saves me, I will definitely repay him well, like a cow or a caravan masturbate!

On the third day of burning—

Lin Bai hated in his heart, and even the eighteen generations of these individuals' ancestors cursed the past one by one...

On the Nth day of being burned——

Lin Bai: You get used to it as you burn it...==!

It can be seen from this that the M-shaking physique probably comes from this...

After being burned for a long time, it was so long that Lin Bai was able to bathe in the raging fire in the stove and fell asleep peacefully.

He heard this voice—

"Is it melted?" His voice was cold.

Lin Baihuo opened his eyes.I will remember him forever, this person is either someone else or the scumbag who rescued Lin Bai from the cold cave and threw him into the fire pit again!One day he will be tortured to death!

The man who had roasted Lin Bai by the stove for a long time replied: "I would like to report to the owner, this iron is indeed a thousand-year-old black iron. We have burned it for ninety-nine and eighty-one days with a strong fire, and it has just begun to melt." He stroked his beard, "but don't worry, young master, everything is difficult at the beginning. Now that there is a beginning, the melting of black iron is just around the corner." At the end, his old eyes burst out with a light that didn't suit his age.

The owner nodded slowly, but kept his eyes on Lin Bai in the stove, as if he didn't care much.

The old man didn't realize it, as if he was talking to himself: "In less than a year, the old man will definitely create a world-shattering peerless magic weapon hahaha!!" At the end, he unconsciously burst into laughter .

After hearing this, the owner of the villa looked at Lin Bai's eyes with a hint of heat.

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Lin Bai yawned, and with this great fire, he secretly thought about ways to abuse others.

Is it a whip, a candle, or a tiger stool...

Then, Lin Bai slowly fell asleep in a series of S and M combination suits, such as candles and whips on his head...

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Lin Bai probably fell asleep most of the time in the stove.

When Lin Bai woke up again, he found that he had changed from a stone to a long, thin, sharp and sharp stick...

Lin Bai suddenly felt that the sky was dark...

You are enough, you are enough, God you are enough!

Although I have complained before that my brothers are not comparable to those European and American big men in terms of size, but is it really necessary for you to turn my whole body into a stick? Is it really necessary? ! ! !

Then, thinking of what the old man had said before, Lin Bai’s heart turned, and he suddenly realized such a thing——he made a sword, and that sword was me, that is to say, he made me, and then That is to say——

——He is my father! ! ! !

If conditions permit, Lin Bai really wants to look up to the sky and scream: "How can you be so ruthless, so shameless, so cruel, so unreasonable and making troubles!!!"

After flirting in his heart for a while, Lin Bai slowly hypnotized himself that this guy is not my father, this guy is not my father... and then... silently began to evaluate if he was in this state, if he cultivated to become a master, would he still be able to attract girls.

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Then, two lasagnas come down.

If it is really possible to become a master, will it still be in this state?Is there really a girl who wants him? Do you really think that this length and sharpness will not kill you? ? ! !

Thinking about that scene again...

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Chihhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! ! !