Cannon fodder self-rescue strategy

The new year has passed, and Xiao Hei has new wishes. The first thing is to run away from home for fun, the second thing is to have a beautiful daughter-in-law, and the third thing is not to have a younger brother.

Brother hates it!

Their family already has a younger brother, and that younger brother is him!

He heard Xiaojin say, oh, and the uncle in the sky said that if he had a younger brother, he would no longer be the most beloved baby.

Woohoo, when I think of this, I feel so sad!

So, during the fathers' recent birth, he definitely fulfilled one of his New Year's resolutions by running away from home.

So that night, on a dark and windy night, Xiao Hei dressed neatly and sneaked to the coast when the adults were asleep.

This is what he has always done, so it didn't have too much difficulty, so he ran up, and the fishes around him from the Shui tribe chanted: "Your Highness, my little Highness, you will make Lord Dragon King worry about you!"

"Yes! Yes! Children who run away from home are not good children! Hurry up and go back to Dragon Palace."

"Yes, yes! Hurry up and return to the Dragon Palace! There are many bad guys in the mortal world!"

"If your little Highness is captured by the bad guys, you will never see the Dragon King and the Princess again."

"The bad guys in the mortal world like to eat fresh dragon meat the most. It can make them cultivate immortals! The mortal world is terrible!"

Xiao Hei couldn't help but get scared when he heard Yu'er chanting beside him, but when he thought that he was no longer his favored younger brother, hey!He still climbed ashore firmly.

In the past, I always saw my father and king walking in the mortal world. Xiao Hei is young, and natural magic is also good.

As soon as he changed at the bottom of the water, a light yellow golden light flashed, and a handsome child in a small black gown came out of the water.

It was already late at this time, and the gate of Anyang City had been closed, but it was not a problem at all for Xiao Hei who had spells. He flew to a remote place in Anyang City in a few strokes.

Although Anyang City is in charge of the city gate, there is no curfew in the city. There are two streets, and there are still night markets, and there are so many delicious food on the street.

Xiao Hei smelled the fragrance, rubbed his stomach, and was unconsciously hungry. He thought that his father and king would come to the mortal world to buy things and seemed to ask for silver. He thought about the appearance of the silver, picked it up Picking up a few broken stones on the ground, thinking about it, the appearance of the silver changed. He looked at the broken silver in his hand happily, nodded in satisfaction, and said nothing.

He happily came to the chaos shop not far from him, the owner of the chaos shop was a young couple, Xiao Hei took the broken silver to the side of the table, and shouted: "Give me two bowls of chaos. "

As soon as the milky voice came out, those people who were still eating wonton on the wonton shop looked at Xiao Hei, and naturally saw the few pieces of silver that Xiao Hei put on the table.

Some people saw the broken silver, and when they saw that the person holding the broken silver was a child, some became concerned, and two men even stepped forward and said kindly: "Look at you, why are you so ignorant? Come to Daddy and Uncle, Daddy will take you home." As they spoke, the two of them were about to forcibly go forward and grab Xiao Hei's little hand.

Xiao Hei raised his big eyes, looked at the two ugly men with ordinary clothes, and said, "Uncle, it's not good to lie! My father is from the county of Anyang City." My lord. Besides, I look as tender as a jade carving, and I look like a kid from a wealthy family when I wear gold and silver." He said in a particularly disgusting tone: "And you two look so stinky, how dare you say yes My father, be careful to invite retribution."

The two men didn't expect the little doll to be so smart, witty, and eloquent, so they blushed with anger and said slightly angrily: "What are you talking about, kid! It's not your father, I'm outside because you eat well and dress well."劳心劳力？你小小年纪，还能嫌贫爱富？看我不揍你？”说着两个男人对视一眼，当即就要上前就要把小黑抱走。

The couple who sold Chaos knew what the two men meant at a glance, and the woman who sold Chaos immediately said: "This guest officer, this little lady knows this child, he is the magistrate of our county." Grandson of the direct relatives, if you are trying to grab relatives, even though it is dark and windy, there are still so many people watching! If something happens, you will know it even if the little lady doesn't say anything!"

Taking this opportunity, Xiao Hei ran behind the little woman, and said to the two men, "Humph! You two look so handsome, I will remember this young master, and Grandpa will definitely punish you severely when the time comes." Dah! Hmph!"

The little woman's husband saw Xiao Hei grimacing arrogantly behind his wife, and couldn't help showing a little warmth. It was true that the two of them had been married for many years, but they had never had children. Many people advised him to marry a The concubine Fang came back to add a son to their family. Every time the little woman heard other people say these words, she was hesitant to speak and depressed. She had no idea what her husband wanted to do. Even if she wants to object, she will be called a poisonous woman. Fortunately, there are many rumors outside. Her husband has never changed his original intention, and he treats her as he promised, only marrying one person, never leaving .

The two men couldn't help being scared when they saw Xiao Hei saying that, and the people around them started whispering to them. A moment ago, he had a bad intention.

If, if, as the little woman said, this little doll dressed in gold and silver is really the grandson of the county magistrate, good people like them will naturally be sentenced to heavy sentences.There is a feeling in the world called favoritism and perverting the law, damn it!

The two looked at each other, thinking of something bad, their faces were full of sweat, and then they both laughed and said, "I'm sorry for admitting the wrong person." They trotted away and disappeared.

Xiao Hei snorted twice, raised his head and said with a smile: "Auntie, Uncle, you two are good people, good people will be rewarded."

The little woman chuckled, and patted his little head, "Small mouth is quite sweet. Are you hungry! Auntie will make you some delicious wontons, okay?"

Xiao Hei said crisply: "Okay!"

Xiao Hei was happily enjoying the delicious food, while Han Dong at the Dragon Palace was about to be scolded to death if he was caught by the old man Mo Ran.

It turned out that as soon as Xiao Hei disappeared from the bottom of the water, those little fish who comforted him quickly told each other their companions, and the news of Xiao Hei's run away from home was sent back to the Dragon Palace in an instant.

After Han Dong learned that Xiao Hei ran away from home, he didn't immediately choose to arrest him. Now he is a god!As long as you use a spell, you can immediately know where your son is, and the two are connected by blood, it is completely impossible to cast some kind of occlusion, not to mention that Xiao Hei doesn't know it at all, and on the boundary of the East China Sea, that person who is not Knowing that he is the little prince of the East China Sea, isn't he afraid of the Dragon King of the East China Sea's power if he wants to arrest him?

I heard that the Dragon King of the East China Sea is very powerful and he is the grandson of the Heavenly Emperor of the Upper Realm. Such a big news has already been spread throughout the Three Realms, okay?If you want to capture the son of the Dragon King of the East China Sea, regardless of whether it is a fairy, a demon, a ghost, or a monster, you need to think about it.

The heaven and the earth are at the discretion of the Emperor of Heaven, you don't want to be a god anymore, do you?

So, Han Dong really wasn't worried at all, and Li Xiao wasn't worried too much either. The two of their sons, they knew, were ghosts and spirits, with a lot of eyes!And I should also let my son know that such a big thing as running away from home should not be told to adults, it is time to suffer, and he will naturally come back after suffering!Besides, he is a god, not a child of a mortal family.

Han Dong is in the business of raising children!Well, I still have some experience.

Of course, the two of them didn't care much, but Feng Jiu, one of their father-in-law, was worried!He never raised Li Xiao after he was born, so after waking up, he came to live with Li Xiao in the East China Sea. He was in a very happy mood. He gave half of his love to the child born to Li Xiao, The other book was given to Li Xiao, and he was thinking about how to make Li Xiao not hate him so much, or call him father one day.

So when they heard that Xiao Hei ran away from home, Feng Jiu was the most anxious in the whole family, and Mo Ran was also anxious when Feng Jiu was anxious. Looking at the two heartless couples, Mo Ran couldn't beat or scold Li Xiao, so The firepower point started to talk about Han Dong, of course, when Sancai asked Li Xiaozhi to go away, if he was in front of Li Xiao, Mo Ran could only stare blankly.

After talking for a while, Feng Jiu couldn't stand it anymore, "Mo Ran, if you are like this, Xiao Xiao will see you later, and you should be angry again. What will you do when Xiao Xiao doesn't see me?"

Mo Ran choked for a moment, he forgot about it.He hurriedly left Han Dong and comforted Feng Jiu: "It's okay, it's okay! Xiao Xiao won't know. Isn't it, Han Er."

Han Dong rubbed his head and looked up at the sky, and had no choice but to nod under Feng Jiu's implicitly expectant eyes. Feng Jiu saw Han Dong nodded and begged again: "Can Han Er bring Xiao Hei back, he is still young."

Now that the father-in-law has said so, if he doesn't give face, he won't be able to make it through.So he said: "Okay, father-in-law, wait for Xiao Hei and he will come back in a while." He strode out, turned around and came to Anyang City.

At this time, Xiao Hei was happily eating delicious wontons. The soup was watery, and it was delicious. Moreover, the couple saw that he was cute, so they put a lot of meat stuffing for him.

Han Dong swiped to hide himself, came to his side, pinched his little face, "Xiao Hei, you are naughty."

Xiao Hei was startled, and the little spoon fell on the table. When he saw Han Dong, he pursed his lips and said, "The uncle in the sky said, if Xiao Hei has a younger brother, father and father, you won't love me anymore." .”

Han Dong's eyebrows jumped, thinking of his brother in the sky, he gritted his teeth, that bastard actually said such nonsense to his son, let's see if he won't let Li Xiao teach him a lesson, hum!Just wait and see.

Han Dong squatted down, "Xiao Hei believes in the words of the uncle in the sky, so he doesn't want his fathers in the future? Father feels so sad!"