Cannon fodder self-rescue strategy

Pregnancy is a pain for a woman.

man!

It has been more than 700 years since Xiao was pregnant.

At present, I have never wanted it, the year of my birth, and my stomach is not very big, so I get used to it.

The Dragon King of the West Sea often brings his newborn son to visit.

The euphemism is: exercise them.

Actually!

It's just that I'm tired of that sticky black flame that has been upgraded to a tricolor dragon.

If so it's fine.

But, damn it, he occupies Han Dong every day, what the hell is official business?

Then he ate and drank for free, making Han Dong busy cooking every day.

Once Li Xiao was not very satisfied, benevolent father-in-law, enslaving his father-in-law like this.

The Dragon King of the West Sea didn't say anything, just looked at him with a pair of beautiful eyes, and watched him for half an hour, no one can stand it, okay?

It was as if someone made him suffer so much.

Li Xiao is dissatisfied!Dissatisfied, but before he protested with Xianggong, his cheap daddies started to join in the fun.

Then, he spent little time with his husband.

In fact, it wasn't much less, but it was only occupied for eight hours.

fall!

Eight hours is not a lot, okay?

Between husband and wife, it is still a period of affection, and it is not too little to be together as much as possible.

So, Li Xiao lost his temper and went back to Youyuan Tea in Anyang City on the shore.

On this day, Han Dong, who had just finished his official duties and was about to make delicious food for his wife, hurried back to the bedroom, but his wife was not at home.

This--

Han Dong searched around, but he couldn't find it, so he asked the palace people who served Li Xiao.

The palace people shook their heads, expressing that they could not speak.

Han Dong held his forehead helplessly, so he could only count with his fingers.

His wife is staying at Youyuan Tea in Anyang City.

After finding the person, he hurriedly left from Donghai and rushed to Li Xiao's side.

Seeing Han Dong, Li Xiao said sourly, "You're not busy anymore."

As soon as Han Dong heard this, he understood.

He quickly hugged Li Xiao and kissed her, "Daughter-in-law, don't be angry. Anger is not good for your skin."

Li Xiao curled his lips, "If it's not good, it's not good, anyway, there's no one to accompany it."

Han Dong couldn't help laughing, and pinched his little nose, "I promise, if they come in the future, I will resolutely ignore them, how about just being with you?"

Li Xiao raised his eyebrows in disbelief, "Really?"

Han Dong said, "Of course."

So, Han Dong coaxed and coaxed, coaxed and coaxed, and finally coaxed people.

Because Han Dong coaxed him well, Li Xiao was so happy that he wanted to cook for Han Dong himself.

Han Dong couldn't believe it, and even said suspiciously: "Daughter-in-law, let's not go to such a messy place as the kitchen, you are not alone now, what if you bump into it?"

Li Xiaomei rolled her eyes, "Do you not believe me?"

Han Dong was a little cowardly when his wife saw it, so he nodded in agreement and watched him go to the kitchen.

In fact, Han Dong really wanted to follow.

But Li Xiao said, if you want to come, I won't eat your cooking from now on.

Hey!This is a big deal, okay?

Han Dong hurriedly replied, "Okay, okay, you can go."

When Li Xiao went to the kitchen, he couldn't help but took out the mirror and watched Li Xiao in the kitchen cut tomatoes and scrambled eggs in style.

The noodles are placed, the sauce is adjusted, and finally after the noodles are finished, all the fried tomatoes and scrambled eggs are poured on the noodles, and the adjusted sauce is poured on it.

Although he has been pregnant with a child for hundreds of years, it turns out that he still has no way to touch the greasy meat. He is usually out of sight and out of mind, and there is nothing disgusting when he eats it.

However, as soon as he felt it, he was so disgusted that he didn't want it.

So, you can't force him too much.

After cooking and mixing a glass of water, he hurried to the bedroom with these things.

In the bedroom, Han Dong was sitting upright. Seeing Li Xiao enter the door, he quickly stood up and took the things in Li Xiao's hand.

After putting the things down, Han Dong held his hand and looked up and down distressedly, for fear that he might get hurt by cooking accidentally.

On the surface Li Xiao disliked it, but in his heart it was as if he had eaten two jars of honey, it was almost sweet to the bottom of his heart.

He didn't know how many thousands of times he would thank God for giving him such a good husband.

Really, that kind of emotion is simply indescribable.

He held Han Dong's hand instead, pretending to be impatient and said, "I've been tired all day, let's make something to eat. Besides, I've done it so many times, I know it well." Every time, every time , if he cooks something for Han Dong, Han Dong will worry about not wanting it.

Han Dong kissed the palm of his hand, "For me, every time Madam's is as fresh as the first time for me."

Li Xiao blushed, and glared at him, "You can speak sweet words."

"Then do you like it?"

Li Xiao gave a soft 'um'.

Han Dong smiled contentedly, this time he picked up his chopsticks and started to eat the meal Li Xiao cooked, let alone, his wife was born with this talent.

That is to say, I watched him make it a few times from the kitchen!How can you make such delicious food?

Han Dong praised without hesitation, "The meals cooked by Madam are indeed the most suitable for my husband. I really want Madam to cook for him every day."

Li Xiao snorted, and said relentlessly, "That's a beautiful idea?" But the secret plan was whether to go to the world to find some recipes and come back?Or simply find a chef to observe and make more meals for his husband?

After all, he just watched Han Dong do something, and he only knew what he knew.

Well, let Han Yi find some recipes for him tomorrow.

I secretly made up my mind.

Han Dong chatted with Li Xiao while eating the meal, and even said, "Madam, after you give birth to the babies, how about the two of us go to another place to have a good time?"

Li Xiao's eyes lit up, and he said stiffly, "Can you leave?" People pester his husband-in-law every day, which is very annoying.

Han Dong smiled, knowing that Li Xiao must be jealous again.But isn't this candid behavior what he loves the most?

He ate his dinner in two or three bites, rinsed his mouth, picked up Li Xiao, walked to the bed, took out two jade rings he had carved himself, put them on his hands, and said affectionately: "I Love you."

Li Xiao was stunned for a moment, and before he could react, severe pain began to engulf his whole body. He subconsciously grabbed Han Dong's arm, "Sir, does it hurt?"

Huh?Huh? ? ?

OMG!Wouldn't it be what he thought?

This is too cheating.

He was still saying goodbye just now, but his son was, was about to be born?

Fall ah ah ah!

He casually took out the water mirror, and called Xihai Dragon King's father, Han Wu and others, and soon the people who were called came whistling.

As soon as Han Dong saw Han Wu, he beckoned him to come over quickly, but now Li Xiao was holding his hand tightly, and couldn't leave him at all.

Han Wu wiped the non-existent sweat on his forehead, stepped forward to feel his pulse, and then said with certainty: "This princess is about to give birth."

Xiqi Mingzhu, the Dragon King of the West Sea, said: "The midwife prepared by the Dragon Palace has already been brought."

When Li Xiao heard this, he grabbed Han Dong's arm tightly and refused, saying, "Master, I don't want it, others are looking at my body."

Uh……

Everyone was also helpless.

Han Dong wanted to comfort him, but he couldn't say it out!

The main reason is that he has never done delivery before!

Li Xiao saw that he was so distressed that he didn't speak, his eyes flooded with hostility, "No more babies, no more babies. I'm going to kill them." In an instant, his fingers turned into claws, wanting to attack his stomach.

Han Dong was shocked, grabbed his hand quickly, and shouted, "Xiao Xiao, I'm really angry when you do this."

Li Xiao's expression changed, and his face was full of grievances.However, he refused anyone except Han Dong to look at his body.

In his heart, he is Han Dong's person, including body and heart.

Han Dong patted his head soothingly, and thought for a while, "I'll take it, I'll take it to the head office."

Mo Ran immediately scolded, "Nonsense."

"Then what if you don't mess around?" Han Dong also looked unhappy, but now is not the time to argue about this!He asked his father, Xihai Dragon King, to help watch over Li Xiao, and then quickly went out to consult with him about the process of a man giving birth.

Well, it really is very profound.

He hurried back to the bedroom and chased away everyone except Han Wu, as the saying goes, he has seen pigs run without eating pork!Plus some methods taught by the midwife.

He could only bite the bullet and go on.

He comforted Li Xiao a little bit, Li Xiao was in excruciating pain, Li Xiao was just in labor pain now, he needed to remember that the time of Li Xiao labor pain had already passed, this is the beginning of the big battle.

Han Dong asked: "Ma'am, let me help you get up and walk around the house, so as to help the delivery."

As soon as Li Xiao saw Han Dong, he felt more at ease, and he felt that he had made Han Dong angry just now, so Han Dong said what he said.

This is because Han Wu has already ordered the natural soup to be cooked outside, as long as he drinks it, it can help him a little bit more.

Han Dong sent someone to send cakes again!Tens of thousands of years of human body or something!Just to eat some of this when Li Xiao lacks physical strength.

The natural birth soup was also delivered quickly, and Han Dong fed Li Xiao and drank it in one gulp, then supported Li Xiao, and walked slowly round and round, until he walked for two and a half hours, Li Xiao hesitated and said :"alright?"

Han Dong said: "What?" He stretched out his hand and wiped the sweat from Li Xiao's forehead due to the pain.

Seeing that Han Dong didn't understand, Li Xiao took a deep breath and said with a little shame, "Wet, wet."

Han Wu said simply and straightforwardly: "The amniotic fluid is broken."

Han Dong: "Oh, oh." He quickly helped Li Xiao back to the bed.

Sure enough, after the amniotic fluid broke, the fingers were opened at the lower and lower acupoints, from two fingers to three fingers, to five fingers and then to ten fingers.

Han Wu stood outside the screen and listened to Han Dong's narration, giving him verbal help.

Then Li Xiao gave birth, the birth was not painful, although the premise was very painful, but Li Xiao said it was like shit, and gave birth——

The eldest son was born first, and the younger son followed after a few minutes.

Han Dong made a mark for the two boys, and then slapped the two sons hard on the buttocks.

The loud cries made many people want to rush in to see the two newborns.

After wiping Li Xiao's sweaty face, Han Dong said softly, "Thank you for your hard work. Ma'am, I love you."

Li Xiao opened his eyes, took his hand and replied, "I love you too."