Cannon fodder self-rescue strategy

[Ding ding ding ding, congratulations to the host for passing the level consecutively, it is really gratifying. 】

Han Dong is also known as Xiqi Dong.

Cannon Fodder Death Chapter: Black 15%, the chance of death is reduced.

Completion of the plot: 89% of the plot has been completed, wow, that's great! ! ! !

Talent value: Innate 150%, currently upgraded to [-], powerful, powerful, powerful!

Luck: currently 90.

Force explosion index: five stars

Survival rate: 95%.

Merit value: 90

Husband love degree: 90, it is expected to lose two points

The favorite of heaven and earth: 88

[Wow wow wow.The host is about to complete the task, and it is really gratifying.Then on to the final stage.This is the most dangerous thing, so see you next time. 】

Before he could study the final copy, he discovered other problems.

For example, his wife seems to have ignored him recently, looking at him with coldness and anger.

What's going on here?Although pregnant people have a bit of a temper, and his wife is originally a hot and jealous personality, there must be a problem.

So, when he got the chance, he started to ask the servants of their family.As a result, when the critical moment came, everyone was unreliable.Even Han Yi, who is very loyal to him, hides as far away as possible when he sees him.

Hey Hey hey……!What the hell is going on, let's talk about life.

Just when he was thinking about running away from home to have a look, Li Xiao poked at the plate of braised pork on the table and said, "Is that Nine Lives beautiful?"

"Nine lives?" Han Dong was stunned for a moment before he could react.

Seeing his expression, Li Xiao immediately changed his face. He overturned the table in a jerk, flicked his sleeves, and a gust of wind rushed towards Han Dong.

Han Dong didn't dodge either, and even withdrew his defense. He heard a puff, and then blood splattered everywhere. Before he could feel the pain, a gust of wind rushed in front of his eyes again, and a faint soft light flooded his shoulders.

Li Xiao's distressed eyes were red, and he said angrily, "Why don't you know how to hide?"

Han Dong said, "You're so jealous of Nine Lives!"

Li Xiao snorted, did not say anything, looked carefully at the shoulder he was treating, and was worried, and angrily called Han Wu again.

When Han Wu arrived, he said to Han Wu, "Give him the most painful medicine."

Han Wu watched the nose and the heart with his eyes, and thought that it would be better not to get involved in this kind of quarrel between husband and wife, so he prescribed medicine to his Lord Dragon King.

As soon as the rice powder was sprinkled on, he heard his Lord Dragon King yelling in a low voice, "It hurts so much."

Li Xiaoteng jumped over, kicked Han Wu away, and asked nervously, "Where does it hurt, where does it hurt?" So he began to treat Han Dong's injury with a guilty conscience.

Can he say that he deliberately self-governed a little bit just now?But when Xianggong cried out for pain, his heart also felt pain, but he was angry, and he looked at others obsessively, and I heard that he was still a beauty.And he never took his eyes off that person.

When he knew this, his heart was being bitten by millions of worms, wishing to smash his bones and eat his flesh.

But I just think about it, if this is the case, he might have been sad a long time ago, so I don't want to be sad.

He is no longer the Li Xiao he was hundreds of years ago. Ever since he was with Han Dong and was tolerated and doted on by him, his disposition has long since changed.

If it was before, when Han Dong looked at other beauties, he would have rushed over to goug out his eyes, kill him, and then leave.

Now, I can't do without, and I can't do without.The heart has long since sunk into inseparable pain.As long as he thinks that he will be separated from Han Dong one day, he will feel extremely painful.

Han Dong is his lifeblood, where he belongs, the only place where his heart can belong, the man who built him a home in his dream.

His man is his man alone.

Thinking of this, he couldn't help feeling flustered, what if Han Dong really fell in love with someone else?

Kill that beautiful man, scratch his face, and see what else he can do to make his husband-in-law look at him all the time.

Li Xiao's mood here must be low.

Han Wu, who was kicked away mercilessly over there, looked at the blue sky and silently rolled his eyes.

Lord Dragon King is so despicable, what should I do, wait online...?

Han Dong hugged Li Xiao all at once, Li Xiao struggled slightly, Han Dong hissed and panted, and Li Xiao quickly stopped moving.

A smile flashed in Han Dong's eyes, and he said pitifully, "Xiao Xiao, why are you willing to beat me, I'm so sad."

Li Xiao didn't speak, just kept silent.Han Dong said again: "Xiao Xiao, do you not love me anymore and want to leave me?"

Li Xiao raised his hand and scratched his paw.Han Dong chuckled and rubbed his tender face, "As a wife, I know you don't want to part with me."

Li Xiao snorted, and Han Dong said again, "Nine lives are really good-looking." Li Xiao was furious when he heard that, and was about to scratch his paw, but the next sentence turned off the fire, "But He is not as beautiful as my wife. My wife! I am jealous, but I can’t cook, and I have a bad temper. But! He loves me very much. Although it is awkward, I know that he loves me the most. If one day I don’t If I love him, he may drag me to the end. How could I make my wife sad? I am a good man, and in this world, my wife is the one I love the most, unless one day my wife doesn’t love me, Don't want me anymore. Miss, will you not love me? Don't want me anymore? "

The answer he got was that Li Xiao scratched his paw again, and said very aggrieved that he didn't want to eat for several days, and he wanted to eat the meal cooked by his husband.

Han Dong held his face, kissed him and said, "Say you love me."

Li Xiao looked at him, and said affectionately, "My husband, I love you." After saying that, he flung himself into Han Dong's arms without embarrassment, scratching his back in various ways, and his ears turned red and hot as expected.

As early as when the two were showing their affection, Han Wu slipped away, and when he walked to the front yard to have a cup of tea, Han Wu said to those gossiping goblins with a serious face: "Everyone, keep your skin tight. , How dare you make a small report. Now it’s all right, Lord Dragon King has succeeded in assuming the position, and the princess is coming to kill. You guys prepare all kinds of tools.” Well, carry the tools for practice.

After Han Wu said this, he slipped away. He pretended that he wanted to find herbs for the princess to make up his body, but he actually hid at Miaozhu Zhang Lao.

After Han Dong and Li Xiao reconciled, Li Xiao really did what Han Wu said, and gave a lot of love education to Youyuan Tea.

Of course, after the event, the rewards given to them are also rich, and at the same time, I told them to take good care of the Dragon King, and be more active next time when making a small report.

This matter, cough, was done in private behind Han Dong's back.

On the surface, Li Xiao felt guilty for hurting Han Dong after his irascibility.

It was just that Han Dong caught the opportunity and started all kinds of cute love.

Of course, this can be regarded as a little fun between husband and wife, isn't it?

After the cuteness of love, Han Dong told them refreshedly that they were going to move, and this time he, the decent Dragon King of the East China Sea, was going back to his Dragon Palace to have a look.

Although Long Si always said that there was nothing wrong with Donghai, but comparing the news from Mr. Zhang, Long Si's news made people feel suspicious.

Long Si, the fourth cousin of the former Dragon King of the East China Sea, is also the most promising person to inherit the position of Dragon King.

Therefore, compared to Mr. Zhang, who is devoted to him, the loyalty of this guy Long Si needs to be considered.

Regarding Han Dong's desire to return to the East China Sea, the monsters who had a relationship with Yuancha naturally had no right to object.

Li Xiao also agrees with Han Dong very much. After all, he is the princess of the East China Sea, and even the Dragon King wants to go back.There's no reason for him not to go back as a princess!

So everyone discussed that it would be better to hit the sun than to choose the day, and Han Dong waved his hand.The whole Youyuancha rose into the air, and went away like the East China Sea.

……

As early as a few years ago, a vision occurred on the East China Sea and the West Sea, that heavy rain of unknown origin.

To be more precise, it should be that the Abyss of the Sea of ​​Desire has undergone major changes, and even the entire East and West Seas have undergone changes.

In the Dragon Palace in the depths of the West Sea, a man dressed in a black black robe looked at the young Taoist priest from the dragon seat and said, "I haven't seen you for many years, you really haven't changed at all."

The young Taoist touched the rim of the teacup, and said lightly: "The day I come out is approaching, I hope you will attract the whole Phoenix family as soon as possible."

The man in black brushed his black hair, raised the corner of his mouth and said evilly: "Including your son? My daughter-in-law? Speaking of which, we are still in-laws."

The young Taoist raised his eyelids, "Oh, did you save yourself?"

The man in black let go of his black hair, "I don't want to part with it. After all, he is my son. We goblins are the most bloody. Haven't you heard of tiger poison and still eat your sons? It's not like human beings..." The subtext has to be dealt with Not his son and daughter-in-law.

The young Taoist nodded, "Me too."

After getting a satisfactory answer, the man in Xuanyi didn't care about the young Taoist priest, so he got up and walked quickly to another palace.

When the palace people saw the visitor, they all lowered their heads and left quickly.The man in black raised his hand to lift up the bead curtain and entered the inner room.

The huge dragon bed was covered with a golden back. On it was a handsome man. He seemed to be asleep with his eyes closed. His long black hair covered the entire bed, and some of it fell down for some reason. .

The man in black looked at the person on the bed, his eyes filled with warmth, but after thinking about it for a moment, his expression darkened again.

He walked to the bed and kissed the man. The man opened his eyes instantly, golden eyes full of vigilance.He struggled slightly to get up, but he didn't have any strength.

"Heh, unless you are giving birth to a son for me, you will never even think about leaving here in this life."

The man just came and said "you" in a hurry, and the man in black clothes led him into another vortex from which he could never extricate himself.

Soon, the embarrassing voice of "enen ah ah" came from the inner room!

This toss, they have been tossing for several years.

It happened to be the day when Han Dong came back, and the man was pregnant.

Dragon is a very special animal, and the female dragon's estrus period is usually very long. Therefore, the man in Xuanyi, Hai Rui, used a method to make the man, the Dragon King of Xihai, into estrus.

They have been posting for several years, and under his deliberate stop, Lord Dragon King became pregnant.

Knowing that he was pregnant again, Lord Dragon King just looked at Hai Rui quietly, and asked calmly, "Are you satisfied?"

Hai Rui raised his brows and asked with a half-smile: "What? You're not satisfied? I heard that Long Yunhua is not only effective for the Phoenix Clan, but also seems to be effective for the Dragon Clan."

It is counterproductive and can be used for abortion.

The Dragon King of the West Sea glanced at him and didn't speak. Hai Rui smiled and lowered his head and asked, "Aren't you willing? Otherwise, you, who hated me so much back then, wouldn't have given birth to Han Dong for me."

The Dragon King of Xihai turned his head away, avoiding his sight, his heart was cold, his body even trembled involuntarily, he said: "Don't hurt Dong'er." That was the child he gave birth to after a hundred years of pregnancy, those sad ones Day and night, all his children accompanied him.

The aquariums in Xihai said that he didn't love him, so how could he not love his children?

That is the crystallization of love created by him and his beloved. Why doesn't he love it?

It's just that every time he thinks that Hai Rui betrayed him, he just wanted to use him, or because he took a fancy to his status as the Dragon King of the West Sea and wanted to make trouble, so he felt sorry for letting him fall in love, he would feel that he couldn't face his own feelings. child.

The thought of a loved one hurting his child made him angry, sad, and painful.

"You can do whatever you want to me, don't hurt him." He emphasized again.

Hai Rui lowered his head and bit his lips, "He is my Hai Rui's son, how could I hurt him? I want to give him the best, the best thing in the world?"

The Dragon King of the West Sea looked at him, obviously not believing it.Hai Rui didn't have the patience to explain, "Give me the baby, and our family will be reunited. Oh, we're about to have a grandson, and that kid Dong'er's wife is pregnant."

Hearing this news, the original calm expression of the Dragon King of the West Sea changed slightly, and he asked with a little surprise: "Really?"

"Really. Besides, he's going to the East China Sea soon." Hai Rui seemed to think of something gloating and said, "Is the East China Sea in chaos now? My son is going back to pick up the mess. Do you think you want to invite your daughter-in-law back first?" ?”

The Dragon King of Xihai frowned and said, "Don't pay attention to the two of them."

Hai Rui raised his hand as a sign of surrender, "Yes yes yes!" Then he pulled him and started having sex again.

No way, their race is animals, and what they think about every day is love and cultivation.Then the problem comes, there is a kind of exercise in the world called double cultivation.

Naturally, they are very popular with animals. As a husband and wife, they use love to practice when they are free.

Tanshou, their time is precious and must not be wasted.

Can you say that they are cheating public affairs for personal gain?No, because they are animals, and they don't understand human thoughts at all.

……

Recently, the temple wishes Mr. Zhang, which is very troublesome.First of all, the one who made him rejuvenate came out.Every day, under the banner of 'I'm so surprised, I'm really getting younger', I need to study it carefully, and start to touch him.

Secondly, fishermen in the East China Sea are inexplicably unable to catch seafood.

Finally, one day, he was crying in his sleep!Then a golden light fell from the sky, thinking that the upper body was a man with a fishtail lower body, and he claimed to be the newcomer Dragon King.

If the fishermen want to catch seafood and continue to work at sea, they must rebuild the Dragon King Temple and the Dragon King's body. Of course, the prototype must be him.

Han Wu, covering his mouth that was about to yawn, glanced up and down at the thing that came suddenly, and was going to sleep before talking.

It's strange that the newly emerged Lord Dragon King actually has a fish tail.His mana is so powerful!Although it is not far from becoming a fairy.

fall!Have you never read a book?

Dragon King, Dragon King, at least a dragon!The tail should also be a dragon's tail!What the hell is that fishtail?

Also, since I’m always a fish demon, let’s just be a monster honestly, what kind of presence does it have when I come out?

To gain a sense of presence, at least make the tail into a dragon's tail, so that it is somewhat convincing, okay?

He should wash up and sleep.Let's wait until Lord Dragon King arrives soon.

At that time, what is the real Dragon King, you should appreciate it carefully.

Miao Zhu, Mr. Zhang was silent, but nodded.

There is a saying in the world, don't bully young people into poverty!