Cannon fodder self-rescue strategy

The weather has been gloomy for more than half a month. Finally, the weather cleared up today. After the gloomy air disappeared, Han Dong decided to accompany Li Xiao to bask in the sun in the yard or something.

After all, apart from reading books in ancient times, there were really no other entertainment items.

So, he got a big recliner, hugged Li Xiao, and the two of them just nestled together and read a book.Of course, a big parasol is indispensable.

However, Li Xiao was the only one who really read the book, while Han Dong squinted his eyes as if he was about to fall asleep.

The two little babies in Li Xiao's belly began to talk.

"Is Daddy illiterate?"

"No, Daddy is a lazy pig."

"Daddy is an illiterate lazy pig."

"It's not that! Daddy can read and write. Daddy is just a lazy pig."

"Daddy is an illiterate lazy pig."

"Hey, brother, you are good or bad, you bully me."

"I didn't bully you. The facts are in front of you. You can see that father and father are reading, but father is sleeping."

"is it?"

"Yes! Yes."

"Then it's easy for us to agree."

"Daddy is an illiterate lazy pig."

With a sound of 'puchi', Li Xiao put down the book, stroked his stomach and couldn't help laughing out loud.It's really his two little babies, it's so interesting, isn't it?

It's such a boring thing to argue about every day.

Han Dong helplessly kissed Li Xiao's face, gritted his teeth and said, "This is definitely a monkey."

When Li Xiao heard this, he agreed quite a bit. In fact, since he was pregnant, these two babies have started to quarrel endlessly.

If it is really born, maybe what will happen.

Thinking about the beautiful scene, Li Xiao didn't have so much hostility toward the two extras.

After all, flesh and blood are connected, blood dissolves in water, and I have been pregnant for so long.

No wonder pregnant women in the world always say that it is a piece of flesh that fell from their own body.

No matter how you say this, it is really true.

Li Xiao rubbed his stomach, and his father's love broke out, "When the two of them come out, I will eat all the delicious food, and they will eat the rest."

Han Dong vs the two cubs: ...

My wife is mighty / my father is so domineering.

Hey, they don't want it.

Speaking of this time, Li Xiao licked his lips, it was almost noon and he was hungry.

So he said, "Master, I want to eat."

Han Dong looked up at the sky. Recently, he has become a cook.

Forget it, it doesn't matter.Who told him that he was born to spoil his wife?

Just today, Han Yi bought top-quality beef from other places, so it's better to eat beef fried on a slate.

It's been a long time since I ate fried meat. To be honest, I'm a bit hungry.

So Han Dong, who decided to eat, went to the kitchen to prepare the ingredients, and happened to see Han Yi and the others plus Hu Da who had picked up by the way.

At this time, the demons were discussing to eat Hu Da raw, and they said that they should be skinned alive.

Looking at Hu Da, his hairs were so frightened that they, the monsters who had fun, were much more lively.

It's really that recently, there is no business, so these monsters who practice cooking are bored to death.

Now that it's finally a fun, of course you have to scare to your heart's content, scaring is the only way.

When all the monsters saw Han Dong, they all ran away, leaving Hu Da as the only monster who couldn't figure out the situation.

Although Ning Xiner really wanted to pack Hu Da up and beat her away.However, that is their family's Lord Dragon King, who is usually amiable, but actually has a big temper.

In addition, there is also a narrow-minded lord concubine, whoever offends lord Dragon King will have to hehe.

Seeing the black lines all over his head, Han Dong asked, "Are you Hu Da?"

This person often comes here to eat, he still knows.

Hu Zhan turned around tremblingly, seeing the long-awaited Lord Dragon King, he quickly hugged his thigh, and weepingly recounted the sufferings suffered by the goblins in the woods on their side recently. How did the frightened Heiwu want to break through the boundary of Youyuancha?

Ning Xiner hugged Bai Tuanzi and hid behind the door and listened to the corner, "Tuanzi, do you think Lord Dragon King can help?"

Bai Tuanzi raised his front paw and patted Ning Xin'er twice, looked at Ning Xiner like a fool and said, "Of course. Otherwise, auntie, why do you think Master Dragon King hasn't returned to the East China Sea after so long?"

Miao Zhuzhang, who has never met, has invited Lord Dragon King back to the East China Sea over and over again, okay?

What did Lord Dragon King say at that time?

There are still things to be done here. After finishing this matter, I will go back.

Ning Xiner snorted twice, a little annoyed that her nephew would underestimate her IQ, so she immediately threw it on the ground and left angrily.

Bai Tuanzi looked around, feeling quite helpless, flicked his fluffy tail, and decided to go home to find Ma Ma.Oh, my lord princess.

At least the princess will tickle it very gently.

In the kitchen, Han Dong was silent for a moment before turning to Hu Dao: "I know what you said. But destiny has its own laws. Even though I am the Dragon King, I can't change its laws without authorization. The only thing that appears on its own is That's when it's resolved."

Hu Da couldn't understand what he said, Han Dong sighed, patted its head, and said to Han Yidao, "Han Yi, go and bring back those goblins in the deep forest, go to the tea garden."

Han Yi bent over and disappeared into the room in a blink of an eye.Hu Da couldn't help opening his eyes wide, with an excited expression, he understood the last sentence.

It stood up straight and bowed to Han Dong with difficulty. Han Dong patted its head and told it to go to Han Er.

Hu Da nodded, and went to look for Han Er with a happy mood.And what about Han Dong!After Hu Da left, he found the top-quality beef in his exclusive place to put the ingredients.

It is said that this beef is fed with snow lotus, so the meat is soft and tender, with a touch of sweetness.It's a rare delicacy.

Thinking of Li Xiao's appetite recently, this little bit of beef might not satisfy him.

So, he remembered that there were some ribs and chicken wings at home, pumpkin and so on.

So, with these, he quickly sliced ​​and marinated.The pumpkin is steamed.Mixed with crushed tofu and chicken mash to form balls, fried in oil, brushed with sweet sauce twice, baked.

Well, there are also chicken wings.Ribs, deboned to get the meat, because it has been marinated, so it can be grilled on the slate with thinly sliced ​​beef at that time.

After he was almost ready, he rolled up his sleeves, and all the things went into the Qiankun bag. He didn't know if it was an illusion, but he actually heard Li Xiao whispering. 'How did it take so long? '

Han Dong shook his head amusedly, probably an illusion.But no matter what, the time he left seems to be a little longer.

With a slight movement of his fingers, the spell that shrunk to an inch was used in an instant.In the blink of an eye, he was in front of Li Xiao. Li Xiao raised his head and looked at the person in front of him stupidly.

"I was just talking about why you've been there for so long! Mr., are you stealing food behind my back?"

Han Dong raised his hand and pinched his nose, and said amusedly, "You think I'm you!"

After speaking, he took out a large stone slab from the Qiankun bag, and then cast a spell to let the sun's rays shine directly on it, and at the same time, a thin flame was automatically ignited on the stone slab.

After everything was ready, he took out the prepared ingredients from the Qiankun bag.

Use tongs to put the cut beef on the slate, and just hear the sound of "stab", and the fragrance will come out.

Bai Tuanzi, who was hiding under Li Xiao's reclining chair, almost scratched his head when he smelled this mouth-watering fragrance.

It smells so good, so fragrant, so drooling!

After putting the beef slices, put the pork ribs and fry them back and forth for 2 minutes.Take out the steamed rice, sprinkle with light soy sauce, and beat an egg on top of the rice.The fried beef and pork ribs were put aside, sprinkled with chopped green onions and sesame seeds, and he handed the fried pork rice to Li Xiao.

Li Xiao looked at the fragrant fried pork rice, picked up the bamboo chopsticks and stirred it a little, then ate it in his mouth.

Wow, it's really delicious!

The meat oil of the fried meat has completely melted into the meal, and the half-cooked egg is steamed with the freshly cooked rice. The four ingredients are fused together, which is simply delicious.

While eating, Li Xiao praised the meal made by his husband-in-law.

Han Dong is also very happy in his heart. Of course, it is the most exciting thing to be praised by the person he loves the most.

Moreover, he can take this opportunity to eat the fried beef on a stone plate that he has missed for a long time, which is not bad.

A day probably passed quickly while eating, drinking, and playing around like this.

According to Han Dong's instructions, Han Yi had taken the low-level goblins in the deep forest back into the tea garden, and the goblins who had entered the aura-filled tea garden were grateful to Lord Dragon King.

Han told them that if you want to be blessed, you must work.

All the little demons said it was natural, they understood the truth that there is no such thing as a free lunch.

So, they began to serve the camellias in the tea garden conscientiously.

……

At night, Han Dong had just coaxed Li Xiao to sleep when the familiar scent wafted over.

Han Dong put on his clothes helplessly, and walked carefully to the courtyard. The coral flowers really bloomed during the full moon tonight.

The scent is strong and quiet, the scent of fatal temptation always has many stories.

Han Si appeared behind Han Dong, and without Han Dong's instructions, Han Si had already flown past, and the faint fragrance of flowers stained his clothes.

After picking, he disappeared instantly.

Looking at the bright moon in the sky, Han Dong seemed to feel the sadness from that place...