Cannon fodder self-rescue strategy

"Cultivation of Immortals and Beasts" is the most cheating danmei book in history.

Leaving aside the fact that he made it to the gold list with a small and transparent identity, let’s just say that he has been stuck for two years without updating this point, so he should be dragged out x dead x dead x dead.

Nima is simply the biggest villain in history.

He said that he wanted to write 300 million yuan, but when he wrote less than 50 yuan, he started to find all kinds of excuses. Either his aunt was sick or his mother died.

The results of it? ?

People show their love on Weibo every day, talk about delicious food in the group, and the coding speed is extremely fast.

What the hell, just don't update, just don't update!All the energy and enthusiasm are dedicated to - Shuichao.

For this reason, Han Dong, who is a brain-dead man who waits for updates every day and throws water mines every day, is furious.

He swore he would never read this book again, and if he didn't read it, it would be the day he died.At the last moment, when he pushed the rescued person out, and the moment he was engulfed by the fire, Han Dong roared in his heart that he would never read pornographic books again in his next life.

Dan Su, things backfired, at the critical moment of death, [Welcome to use, cheating author, cheating text system.In view of your unfulfilled wish, this system is merciful and fulfills your wish, binding the hybrid fish Han Dong, I hope you can have a good sleep, no matter how cheap. 】

Uh……

What did he hear?

Hybrid fish, Han Dong? ?

I don't have a deep impression, is it the cannon fodder? ? ?

[Hint, caught by a pig's foot, boiled to death, small cannon...]

Isn't that the cannon fodder that was inexplicably killed by the pig's feet after appearing in less than five chapters? ? ?

The system is rough, let's talk about life.

No, let’s talk about Xiaopao, why don’t you explain it to me! ! !

However, the system is completely pretending to be dead, and life and death do not appear.

Han Dong, this one is so angry and depressed that he even wants to die and go back, so as to save himself from being boiled to death when he gets it, Nima, it's so painful that he can't live without it! !

[I don't mind if the host wants to be wiped out, but please complete the continuation of the novel, otherwise it is impossible to die back. 】

What do you mean? ? ?

This Wannian Shenkeng, I don’t remember what it was talking about 800 years ago.

Continue to write a ball of yarn, you have the guts to find a cheating author.

【…】

[I can grant you one wish, the wish of losing your virginity. 】

Han Dong agreed to Chi Guoguo's temptation without even thinking about it. The reason is very simple. He has lived for more than 30 years, and he is still an old man.In the first 28 years of his life, he worked diligently in farming and serving in the army. After retiring from the army, he spent a few years in scumbag games, scumbag novels, and scumbag jobs.All the youth and time are dedicated to the word money.

Coupled with his small-scale peasant thinking, as the saying goes, if you don't take advantage of it, you are a bastard.

Then let's have a good chat, this Ten Thousand Years God Pit.

"Cultivation of Immortals and Divine Beasts" is a little pornographic book with countless noises, countless gossips, and the plot of the gods, the gods unfold, and there is no logic at all.

It's just such a little yellow book, he overwhelmed the gods of the website by hundreds of meters, and sat firmly at the top of the list, and was divided into silk balls by the gods, pink eye disease, vent madness, snake spirit disease, abuse and listing, racking up points, blocking, It's a strange thing that you can't survive, and you still get farther and farther away from others.

The more you scold, the more popular, the more you scold, the more popular, the more...

far away...

Key point: It became popular, and many subsequent books began to imitate both the title and the content, just to fight for their brains and want to earn a huge sum of money with the super desire to be popular.

In fact, only that one can be popular, and it can be said that it is a dark horse that has never been seen before or since.

So why the fire?

Han Dong didn't quite understand either, just to be specific.

In the book, the pig's feet are a kind of mixed-race black chicken (Phoenix). His mother and father, Yizhihua (Holy Son) from the Phoenix Realm, had an affair with the Great God of the Upper Realm, and gave birth to him, a wicked breed, and died.

The fact that immortals and beasts cannot intermarry is the same as that humans and ghosts cannot fall in love.

God is not allowed to drop.

Therefore, his father, the Great God of the Upper Realm, fell into the devil's way in a rage, wanted to revive his mother and father, and then rebelled, and was finally suppressed by the Upper Realm and fell into the bottomless abyss, never to be reborn.

The poor black chicken (Fenghuang) has a bad life. The black chicken (Fenghuang) is not only dark in color, but also androgynous.It also caught up with the meteors falling from the sky on the day he was born.The sacred card that the Phoenix Forbidden Land has been serving has fallen. Many chickens (phoenixes) in the clan died, and they were besieged by beasts from other clans. They survived under all kinds of hardships. The ten elders in the clan were unanimous It is determined that this black chicken is the scourge of the Phoenix Clan.But he couldn't bear the begging of his father and friend, so he had to be fostered with him in the end.

More than 300 years later, the black chicken is still the same black chicken, but it is a good black chicken with a kind heart, willing to help others, and thinking of others all the time.To put it bluntly, it has always been a white lotus, the little virgin.When he was in trouble and was bullied, he comforted his adoptive father with a smile on his face, saying it was okay, it was okay.Note, this is typical, Ziwei Gege in Grandma Qiong Yao's play.

It would be fine if this was the case, but the fault was that his adoptive father and Han Dong's father's wife were best friends, handkerchief handkerchiefs, and childhood sweethearts.Hundreds of years have passed, and Han Dong's father's wife is celebrating her birthday.On that day, the adoptive father of the black chicken brought the black chicken and some chickens (phoenixes) from the family to celebrate his birthday.

So Han Dong, the cannon fodder among the cannon fodder, appeared. Han Dong was born of the Dragon King. You read that right. Many people in the Aquarium are also scouts for him.In this way, Yu, who was bullied by others in the aquatic tribe, unexpectedly saw another black chicken (Phoenix) who was as hardworking as him. The feeling in his heart was like finding a vent.

He is merciless to the bullying and torture of the black chicken (Phoenix) who came to Qiongzhouhai. Every time the black chicken (Phoenix) endures it silently, and encourages himself with a smile to say it’s okay.This simply aroused all the tyrannical factors of the hybrid fish (dragon) Han Dong. He led the black chicken to the crack on the edge of the sea and pushed him down.

That crack has a very famous name called the Abyss of the Sea of ​​Desire.

It's a very dark, bitter, and vicious place, and the author has just mentioned it in one stroke.

In a blink of an eye, hundreds of years later, the black chicken broke through the restriction and turned into a beautiful black chicken to seduce the Prince Xihai (Note: Qiongzhouhai, also known as Xihai), who wanted to be the Dragon King, caught the hybrid fish (dragon) Han Dong, cooked it and ate it , took out the dragon ball in his core.Note, although Han Dong's father disgusted him, he still gave him a dragon ball that symbolized the next Dragon King.

Afterwards, the two black chickens (Phoenix) were domineering all the way, grabbing the position of the dragon, destroying the phoenix clan, and unifying the world of monsters and beasts.

The black chicken that turned into a phoenix on the first day killed the physically and mentally exhausted King Xilong, dug out his inner alchemy and dragon balls, and ate them...

Then there is no more.Damn, at the critical moment, the author was cheated, cheated, cheated.

At the beginning, they boasted 300 million, 300 million people...

Whenever he thinks of this, Han Dong gets angry. You must have a conscience as a person, and you must have a conscience even more as an author. Regardless of whether your writing is good or not, the plot is good or not, the most important thing is to update it, dear! ! !

There seemed to be a rumbling sound in his ears, his mouth was pierced by a thread woven of straw, and he dangled in his hand, Han Dong's mouth was in unbearable pain. "In this damn weather, it's lucky to catch a fish. Otherwise, life will be impossible." The fisherman in shabby clothes looked at the fish in his hand, and was so happy that he couldn't speak. The little boy at home was still waiting to eat. .

Suddenly a thunderbolt fell from the sky, and struck down from the head in a daze.

One person, one fish, turned into carbon from the inside out...!

Han Dong, who had just been reborn on the hybrid fish Han Dong, "..." Can he still have fun.

Nima wants to charcoal-grill the mixed fish, do you want to put some salt and cumin in the motor?

There is a coke smell all over his body, what kind of trouble is he going to make?

While complaining in my heart, another shiny slash came down, slashing eight times in a row.

Han Dong already has this expression ╮(╯▽╰)╭, anyway.

[The first act of saving the chastity of the black chicken has a time limit of two hours. When the time comes, you will die if you fall into the host. 】

[Gain the opportunity, be struck by purple lightning, possess purple lightning, and automatically purify the immortal energy.There is still one step away from death, the host is refueling. 】

Uh……

Is that a horse?It doesn't seem to be written in the book. Hey! !

Han Dong's forehead twitched and jumped, he mastered the things in his head, slid twice with difficulty, swam into the water, shook his body, and dived to a certain level, a handsome man in black was swinging his gold, black and blue three With a black fish tail, he swam to the depths of the West Sea with ease.

The bottom of the sea was dark and dark, and when many schools of fish saw Han Dong swimming, they all played and sprayed sea water on his body.

Han Dong looked over indiscriminately, and the sharp look in his eyes made some timid fishes bewildered, secretly wondering when did the third prince become so imposing?

A small water snake quickly swam to his side and turned into a young boy. Seeing Han Dong, he said angrily, "Third Prince, where are you going crazy again? Are you bullying Young Master Li again? His Royal Highness the Dragon King knows It's going to be a blast."

Han Dong didn't even look at the young boy. He came to the abyss near the Sea of ​​Desire, a place called the Coral Sea. Looking at the figure, what do you think it would be like if the few of us fell in love with him?"