Hi Auntie, I'm your daughter's girlfriend

There are four plates of cold dishes on the table, one plate of fried peanuts, one plate of old bacon, one plate of cold cucumber, and one plate of sweet and sour lotus root.

He Shasha and Ni Qiang each held a glass of beer in their hands, talking and laughing, and occasionally took a sip of the beer in the glass.

"Hey, there are quite a lot of dishes, and there is wine!" Chunxiang glanced at the table, pretending to be pleasantly surprised, with a gluttonous expression on her face.

Then, without waiting for the two to greet, he took his own initiative and pulled a chair over, and squeezed between He Shasha and Ni Qiang.

Originally, He Shasha and Ni Qiang were sitting next to each other, separated only by the width of a chair.Now Chunxiang insisted on pulling a chair in, and it was squeezed right away.

Ni Qiang gave Chunxiang a weird look, but he had no choice but to stand up and pull the chair to the right, and then sat down again.

And He Shasha obviously understood what this guy meant by doing this. Although she expressed contempt for this guy's insistence on inserting a seat, she didn't want to sit crowded with her, and she felt that Chunxiang was inserted between her and Ni Qiang. A little farther away from the individual is more comfortable.So she also stood up, pulled the chair to the left, and sat down.

Ni Qiang knew that Chunxiang was a small worker at Xiuhong Farmhouse, and she was a bit out of her wits. He had also heard that Chunxiang's IQ was similar to that of the girl Chunhua from the old Chang's family.People in Taolin Village call Chunhua a fool in private, so Ni Qiang also regards Chunxiang as a fool in his heart.

The idiot Chunxiang is a small worker invited back by He Shasha. He takes care of food and housing without wages. He Xiuhong's mother and daughter and Chunxiang all eat at the same table.That's why she walked in so carelessly, completely ignoring him as the village party secretary, not only did she not greet him respectfully, she even rudely brought a chair to separate the goddess in his heart, which made Ni Qiang very sad accurate.But he is not easy to get angry. After all, Chunxiang is a fool. If he wants to get angry with a fool, isn't that an act that lowers his IQ?

In this regard, he could only smile ugly, picked up the wine glass and took a big swig in a disguised way.

He Shasha looked at Chunxiang leisurely, fearing that the world would not be chaotic, picked up an empty glass on the table and pushed it towards her, and asked with a smile, "Drink?"

Knowing that Chunxiang couldn't drink beer, He Shasha also deliberately took her into the army.It seems that everything is the opposite of Chunxiang, which is one of the great joys of her ordinary life.

Thinking of the third day when Chunxiang first arrived, after a tiring day, her mother brought her two bottles of beer for her to drink for dinner to relieve fatigue. At that time, her mother also poured Chunxiang a glass to persuade her to drink Son, also go to tired.Chunxiang was like a cat trying out a new food, she approached slowly, took a sniff, picked it up under her mother's encouraging eyes, and took a sip tentatively. It's as exciting as it is.

Then she spat out all the beer, saying that it tasted sour and sour, like spoiled food, so unpalatable.

Since then, she has not taken a sip of beer.As for the things she can drink, He Shasha also knows that they are all red liquids, one is red wine and the other is cola.Of course, in Xiuhong Farmhouse, red wine is sold to customers, and it is impossible for Chunxiang to drink.Another kind of cola, Chunxiang would drink a little from time to time. Every time the mother and daughter of the He family cooked some delicious dishes, and the three of them had dinner, He Shasha would drink beer and Chunxiang would drink cola.

Chunxiang had been looking at He Shasha's iceberg face all day today, and it was rare for her to have a smile on her face at this moment, and asked her in a provocative tone if she dared to drink beer?

Therefore, she was stimulated for a while, and she was planning to ask for a Coke, but now she bravely accepted He Shasha's suggestion: "Okay, I'll drink it!"

He Shasha was taken aback for a moment, but she didn't expect Chunxiang to accept the challenge.

Well, since you are not afraid of death, don't blame me for punishing you.

Thinking of this, He Shasha opened a bottle of beer with a corkscrew, picked it up and poured a glass for Chunxiang, and said with a smirk: "Hey, this bottle is yours, you have to drink it when you open it." over."

Chunxiang looked at the white wine bubbles bubbling up in the glass in front of her eyes, and felt a shudder in her stomach.However, with a calm expression on her face, she promised He Shasha: "No problem, this bottle is mine. But, boss, it's not fun for me to drink it alone, why don't we drink it together."

Drinking with someone you're interested in, even if it's beer that tastes like bad food, Chunxiang thinks it's worth it!After all, it's been more than two months since I've been at Xiuhong Farmhouse, and the two of them haven't gotten so close to each other while drinking.

"Are you going to punch me?" He Shasha took it for granted that "let's drink together" meant this.Not only would she understand this way, but Ni Qiang who was sitting on the side would also understand it this way, and even the entire city c would understand it this way.

In the minds of the people in City C, whenever friends meet and say "let's drink together" is equivalent to betting on wine.

"Fist? But I can't..." Chunxiang didn't expect the little boss to understand her meaning like this. After arriving at Xiuhong Farmhouse, she didn't understand what those guests said when they were drinking, "eight horses, "Five Chiefs", and stretched out his hand to change his tactics for a while.In the end, it was Aunt He who told her that those people were betting on drinking with punching fists, and anyone who lost would be punished with alcohol. Only then did she understand the meaning of punching punches, and thought it was quite fun.However, she has never figured out how to judge the winning or losing of punching.So now that He Shasha wants to gamble with her, she can no longer be brave on the ground, she can't just not, and she can't pretend.

She was a little depressed next, thinking that the little boss used this to stop her from drinking with her, and she must not be able to enjoy the happy time of drinking with the little boss.

But I didn't expect it, I didn't expect it, the little boss said: "I can teach you a simple one, it's very easy."

"What is it?" Chunxiang immediately asked in spirit.

"Two little bees. Do you know this?" The little boss said and sang together: "Two little bees, fly to the flowers..."

As she sang, her hands began to look like bees flying.

Chunxiang's eyes lit up, and she found that the little boss was very cute like this, not at all like a cold steamed bun that had been put out for two days, which was hard to swallow.

And she knew about the two little bees, it was a song Chunhua taught her, once she and Chunhua sat under the peach tree in the back mountain, singing and playing, dancing.

It turns out that this can be used for punching and drinking!

"I know, I will!" Chunxiang shouted excitedly, and then sang and gestured with the little boss.

It was also the first time for Ni Qiang, who was at the side, to see He Shasha, the former school girl and now the owner of Xiuhong Farmhouse, so relaxed and singing two little bees so cutely, this kind of funny boxing ballad.

Although he was not very happy that he was left out, but he could see the goddess in his heart and the beautiful idiot Chunxiang singing the song "Two Little Bees" and betting on wine together. The two young women were laughing and laughing. It was so pleasing to the eye, and he watched happily while holding the wine.

Chunxiang has lost three times in a row, and has already drank three glasses of beer, and one bottle of beer has bottomed out.Maybe it was because she was always excited, she didn't taste the taste in her mouth, she just poured down the beer, and lost quickly, and she didn't feel the pain in her stomach until she drank a bottle of beer.

He Shasha noticed her expression and couldn't help but laugh.I thought to myself, telling you to be brave, telling you not to live or die, it’s okay now, remembering Baozi is a price to pay, do you understand?

Ni Qiang also saw that Chunxiang's face turned pale after drinking a bottle of beer, so he said: "Chunxiang, you can't drink it, don't drink it, let me drink it with Sasha."

"Who said I can't drink, I can drink, boss, come on, let's continue, I don't believe I can't beat you once!" Chunxiang hurriedly rejected Ni Qiang's kindness loudly.She didn't want to see the man in front of her who coveted her dating target get closer to the little boss by drinking and punching.

"Come on, open another bottle for me, let's continue!" Chunxiang boldly pointed to an unopened bottle of beer on the table, and asked He Shasha to open it.

He Shasha glanced at Chunxiang suspiciously, and met her shining eyes, which were full of competitiveness.

Okay, since I want to die, I'm too embarrassed if I don't help you.

So she followed Chunxiang's wishes, took another bottle of beer, opened it, and poured it for Chunxiang.The two followed by a little bee.

In the second round, Chunxiang reacted faster, but her stomach was rumbling in pain, so it was inevitable that she would be distracted.

So, in the second round, she still didn't win once, so she drank three more glasses with a bitter look of righteousness and heroism, and once again let a bottle of beer bottom out.

This time her face turned from white to red, as pink and bright as a newly bloomed peach blossom, and when she spoke, her tongue was also tied.After drinking two bottles of beer in a row, the accumulation of alcohol made her feel drunk, and she was really drunk.

But she still didn't admit defeat, and looked at He Shasha with a charming smile: "...Come again...Come again..."

"She's drunk and can't drink anymore, Sasha don't let her go." Ni Qiang shook his head and said kindly.

To Chunxiang's ears, it seemed that the two of them were the hosts, and she was just a guest. She hated Ni Qiang's tone of familiarity with the little boss the most.

"You...what are you talking about?" Chunxiang pointed at Ni Qiang, with an expression of disliking his contempt for her, "Let's fight... I'll fight with you..."

"Okay, Chunxiang, come and eat some food, stop messing around." He Shasha tugged her behind her.Laughing in her heart, she just poured two bottles of beer, and she pretended to be so loud, and asked someone to gamble on wine.He Shasha knew that Ni Qiang's drinking capacity, her mother, herself and Chunxiang could not be Ni Qiang's opponent.The village party secretary is a leading cadre at the grassroots level, and Taohua Village is a village with a well-developed economy. He often drinks with his superiors every year.

Ni Qiang was upset that this idiot Chunxiang stepped in, separated him from being close to the goddess, and even made a fool of himself, asking the goddess to drink with her.Seeing that Chunxiang couldn't speak clearly after going down two bottles of wine, she was bullying herself and wanted to gamble with her. She thought to herself, just get her drunk and get her away, so as not to affect his relationship with He Shasha.This opportunity to get along with He Shasha does not come every day, so it must be seized.

"Chunxiang, let's guess the boxing game. This is easier. Let Sasha hold a peanut in her hand. Let's guess whether it's in the left hand or the right hand. The person who can't guess will drink."

"Okay... okay..." Chunxiang agreed, and looked at He Shasha with a smile: "Boss... you, you will be the referee."

"Can you still drink?" He Shasha asked in disbelief. ,

"Yes! Absolutely!" Chunxiang patted the table proudly.

Alright, I'll let you die drunk!

He Shasha thought silently in her heart, took a peanut in her hand according to what Ni Qiang said, then turned her hands behind her back, tossed and turned in both hands for a while, and then stretched out her hands clasped into fists, letting Chunxiang and Ni Qiang guess Which hand has peanuts in the end.

Unfortunately, Chunxiang guessed wrong again, so Ni Qiang poured her a full glass of beer and told her to drink it if she was willing to admit defeat.

Chunxiang was straightforward, picked it up and drank it down.However, when she put down the cup and lowered her head, there was a sound of "vomit", followed by sporadic vomiting.He vomited all over Ni Qiang, who was sitting across from her and was pouring wine with her, and even sprayed vomit on his gold-rimmed glasses.

This scene happened to be seen by He Xiuhong who came in with hot dishes. She let out an "ah" and hurriedly put the dishes on a nearby table, then grabbed a roll of paper and rushed over, tearing it off in a hurry Zhi wiped the foul-smelling filth from the white shirt and beige trousers for Ni Qiang, while commanding He Shasha anxiously: "Don't help Chunxiang out yet, look at how worry-free this child is..."

At the same time, he said apologetically: "Secretary Ni, I'm sorry, that Chunxiang is only two hundred and five, look, she, this..."

"It's okay, Aunt He, let me do it myself." Not to mention that Ni Qiang was annoyed, but he still wanted to say some tolerant words in his mouth, showing his good demeanor.He took off his gold-rimmed glasses, took out a tissue and wiped it carefully. In his blurry vision, he saw the perpetrator Chunxiang being dragged up by the goddess He Shasha, hanging on her shoulders, and hurried out of the restaurant with the help of her.