Imperfect series

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Finally, the first unscrupulous small theater at the beginning of this story is written by a small friend with a small tender hand and provided by a small friend: Qi Yifeng (throwing chopsticks): I want to eat meat!

Cheng Kai (untie his pants): Meat, eat it!

Qi Yifeng was very upset, since he stepped into the university gate until now, he hasn't had a good day.In my first year of freshman year, I was just about ready to move and my youth was surging. I thought that I would finally not have to be naughty by my parents, and finally I would not have to face endless exams every day, and finally I would not have to be warned by the teacher not to fall in love at every turn. Finally, I was ready to find a girl Contributed his first love, but God is against him!

There is such a kind of person who can do well in the exam without much effort, can be astonished as a heavenly man without too much grooming, has someone to help him do the work without talking too much, and doesn't even need to look at the girl, There are piles of girls jumping up.

And Qi Yifeng before college belonged to this kind of person.

For puppy love, he refused.

But now, he has finally been admitted to the university of his choice, and he wants to fall in love, but he finds that the girls may look at him with bright eyes, but after a while, they will all have similar conversations.

"My Cheng Kai is more handsome!!"

"Yes, although this one is also very good."

"Thin."

"Pretty."

"I don't feel well."

"Maybe Ma Baoer."

"Maybe it's straight male cancer."

"That's my Cheng Kai's reliability."

"Male god! Of course it's reliable!"

……

Come out, male god, let me see how reliable the girls are praising you!

This kind of conversation is often heard when eating in the cafeteria. At first, Qi Yifeng didn't care about it. He was still looking forward to meeting her in the cafeteria, or meeting her during evening self-study, but everyone It was almost halfway through, and apart from hearing the girls comparing him with the male god named Cheng Kai, he didn't have a single girl who came to seek friendship.

Qi Yifeng was extremely gloomy.

He doesn't mind being compared by others, but this kind of comparison makes his mouth often foam.First of all, he doesn't know Cheng Kai at all. Secondly, you think he is a male god, so he is a male god?Do you know the full name universal suffrage? I've never seen it before. Even if one vote fails to pass this male god's title, he can't be called it!

It was lunch time again, and Xiao Ye, who was sitting next to Qi Yifeng, saw him staring angrily and sadly at the girls walking in and out of the cafeteria all day long, and was very worried, "There are too many cameras in the school, you must control them." Stay! There is no escape!"

"..." Qi Yifeng threw the spoon into the rice bowl, took out the watermelon cream from his pocket, "spray it for me."

"It's not good to lower the fire."

"I have mouth ulcers!"

"oh oh."

"See it clearly before spraying!" Qi Yifeng opened his mouth and raised his head.

Xiaoye pinched Qi Yifeng's chin, stood up because he couldn't see clearly, "I sprayed it."

"..." Because Qi Yifeng couldn't speak with his mouth open, he glared at him fiercely as a warning!You are fast!

Xiaoye sprayed it twice, and the powder covered Qi Yifeng's ulcer. The sudden soreness made Qi Yifeng grit his teeth and squint his eyes. It took him a while to recover, and continued to poke the rice with a spoon.

I'm in a bad mood, I have ulcers, it hurts when I spray watermelon cream, I don't eat well, and I haven't seen the girl I like.So, he wants to express his anger!

"If you tell me to spray you once, then spray twice, and I won't let you spray at night!"

"..." Xiaoye said that male classmates who can't find a girlfriend are really scary.

In fact, Xiaoye really didn't understand, many girls in the class liked Qi Yifeng, why Qi Yifeng was still so unhappy?The girls in the next class also looked at Qi Yifeng every day, secretly flirting, why did Qi Yifeng pretend that he didn't see it?

"What exactly are you looking for?" Xiaoye couldn't help asking.

"like."

"What do you like?"

"What you like is what you like."

Xiao Ye was dizzy, "But you can't judge people by their appearance. Like you, at first glance, you think you are a gentle and caring master, but who knows that you will be merciless when you reject people." Qi Yifeng was puzzled, "Whom should I reject? gone?"

"Not only is it merciless, but also hard-hearted." Xiao Ye said, "A girl asked you to fetch a bottle of hot water for her the day before yesterday, but you refused without saying a word, regardless of the fact that there were so many people around at that time. "

"Isn't this nonsense?" Qi Yifeng asked him, "There are not many people there to pick up the hot water. Her pot is so small that she can't handle it by herself? Why do you want me to help him? I'm busy."

"So you deserve it for getting angry now, just hold back."

"...What do you mean?"

"You really don't know?" Xiaoye asked him, "The girl is a flower in the English department. I took this opportunity to get close to you so that you have the opportunity to make friends with her. You actually said no directly. Our class The ugliest one has a girlfriend, you deserve the most handsome one in our class to be single!"

Qi Yifeng recalled the scene at that time, but he really couldn't remember what the girl looked like. Moreover, if he got close to the boy by fetching hot water, if he really picked it up, he would have no fun in the future. Hot water... This is absolutely not possible!Girls can't get used to it!

Sure enough, it was right to refuse, and it would be fine if I accepted it.

Qi Yifeng breathed a sigh of relief, feeling a little better, at least thinking about not having to work for girls all the time in the future, it's good.

I feel better and eat a little better.

However, everyone has curiosity.

He bumped Xiaoye with his elbow, "What does the English department's flower look like?"

"Quite good looking."

"How good is it?"

"How can I describe it?" Xiaoye thought for a while, "Light makeup and heavy makeup are always suitable."

Qi Yifeng breathed a sigh of relief again, "I don't like makeup."

Xiaoye glanced at him, "Pretentious!" Even though Ban Hua was standing in front of him, he didn't remember it. Those who knew knew that he was face-blind, but those who didn't knew thought he was blind! "Be careful to be beaten!"

Qi Yifeng snorted, then looked around in the cafeteria, and then met the eyes not far away.

What to see!Never seen a handsome guy! !

Qi Yifeng roared in his heart.

He looked at the other party, and the other party also looked at him, Qi Yifeng was not angry anymore, because he felt that the other party kept looking at him because he was handsome.

Well, you have vision.

Qi Yifeng decided not to argue with him anymore, so he gave the other party a smile of 'you are sensible', and bowed his head to eat.

"Cheng Kai, what are you looking at?"

"Look interesting, let's have dinner."

"Where's the fun?"

Cheng Kai looked at the people looking around, and gave him a kind reminder, "Eat from your own bowl, don't worry about it so much."

"..."