[Volleyball boy] The daily life of a moron girl

Sun Xiangyang.

It's the name of someone I like.

Yesterday I was so excited that I asked his name and it came out. By the way, I also got the mailbox number, the mailbox number of the first boy who entered Wuye High School, and it was also the number of the person I liked.

Emma, ​​I was so happy to run around our shrine a few times.

Yes, that's right, my home is a shrine on the mountainside!It's cool, there are priestess costumes and so on, envy it.

Although my mother would let me wear them only during festivals.

There are a lot of people who come to our shrine every year, even on normal Sundays, so I have made a lot of incense money. Every time I see my eyes shining towards money, my younger brother will always attack me. Me, because the money is not mine, so, even if it is not mine, I can still be happy.

"Sister, your expression is disgusting."

Look, my devil brother is looking at me with a disgusted expression again.

I wiped the saliva from my mouth indifferently, put the phone back, stretched out my hand and grabbed my younger brother to soften his cheek, the touch from my hand made me furious, my younger brother is an unforgivable creature, his skin is so thicker than I am a good girl.

"My dear brother, don't envy your sister, after all, I am the woman who is going to be the manager of the volleyball club!" I put my hand in front of my mouth, and put the other hand on my waist, laughing hahahaha quite a bit Share the air of a queen.

"Sister, I really don't know how you got into the good class. It's the season when animals are in heat in spring." My brother slapped my hand off. As for the fan, he will definitely put the fan in front of his mouth in a very leisurely manner, sit in front of the window, and come to a wave of secondary school scenes where the world treats me so unfairly.

My younger brother is just in the second grade of middle school this year.

Commonly known as the second grade of criminals.

I held my younger brother's shoulders, with a deep expression on my face, "My dear younger brother, you don't understand, this world is decaying, and it is time we need it."

"Really, my dear sister, you will be late if you don't go."

Bastard boy, why did you tell me this time!

I quickly grabbed the bread and hung it in my mouth, and rushed forward with my schoolbag, not forgetting to say "I'm going".

Running and running, a series of continuous bells sounded from far to near, the delicate boy with a charming smile flew past me, the bicycle crushed fallen leaves, and the pink petals flew up, intertwined A beautiful scene was created, and the boy who stepped on the cherry blossoms caused ripples.

"My dear sister, I wish you a smooth late today."

I pooh you have a delicate face, God TM charming smile.

A creature like my younger brother is indeed the most annoying thing in the world.

I also heard from my mother that this kid was also rated as a school grass, which is really embarrassing for those girls who like him, this little devil with an Oedipus plot.

good!It's decided, I will desperately stop my younger brother from falling in love in the future!

In the end, I stepped on the moment of closing the door, did a few somersaults in succession, rolled up a cloud of dust, and stepped into the school perfectly. The uncle who guarded the door was already speechless by my series of actions.

Today, I am still so beautiful and handsome.

On the way to the classroom, I noticed someone in front of me. I took a closer look to see if it was the head teacher, that old woman who was in the first grade.

I speeded up, rolled up a cloud of dust, and successfully lifted up the woman's skirt, it was the hand of the wind, um.

"Safe on base!"

I made a long live pose, Renhua couldn’t help but raise his forehead when he saw me like this, the face of the person next to me turned pale, I thought he was surprised by my handsome pose At that time, I carefully noticed his gestures, behind...

Oops, I ran too fast just now and made the teacher go around in circles.

Sensing the murderous aura from behind, I quickly stepped back, resisting the teacher's murderous aura with my hands, I have a schoolbag in my hand, don't even think about throwing me out!

"Qingchuan Zhi, you are punishing my old lady!"

It seems that the teacher is really angry, even the title of "old lady" came up, I touched my nose and walked out consciously.

The moment I walked out the door, I turned my head and made a face at her, "Hahahaha, old witch, I won't listen to you."

Then I was stabbed in the head by her blackboard eraser and passed out.

Today, I was perfectly bitten to death by the teacher's blackboard brush.

"Xiaozhi, don't confront the teacher in the future." Renhua sighed helplessly, looking at the wound on my head covered with gauze, "You still have three years."

"It's okay, the martial arts have been trained very well by the teachers in the middle school." I smiled and gave a thumbs up.

"That's not the problem?!" Ren Hua had an expression of 'you can't be saved', she stretched out her hand and poked my wound, which made my tears come out in pain, "Do you know the pain now? Don't hate the teacher anymore."

"Let's not talk about that, Renhua, I successfully got the number of the person I like."

"Really? You're a man and girl who only scares boys, and you want to get your mailbox number?" Renhua looked at me incredulously, as if she just met me.

"Hmph, of course," I smiled, and took out the camera hidden in my schoolbag, "I also took a lot of photos."

"No... please don't do this, idiot girl, you will be killed if you do this."

"No," I still denied the idea that I was an idiot, and took out the milk carton that Xiangyang (Renhua: It's all called names) he accidentally followed this morning, "This is what I collected this morning. Straw, he himself oh."

That way you can do indirect kissing or something, ah, the straw is full of his smell.

It's so cute to increase my height with milk every day.

"You still don't admit that you are an idiot?! By the way, this kind of behavior is so perverted, Xiaozhi," Renhua shook my shoulder, with the urge to grab my neck, "You will Killed!"

"Stop talking about killing all the time, even if you die in your arms, being a ghost is still romantic."

Renhua: "..."

"And," I pointed to the sun hanging in the sky outside the window, the clean sunlight spread over my body, highlighting my cold body, "If you think of the sun as Xiangyang, I am not in his arms all the time Yet?!"

Renhua: "..." That's enough, you're going to die.

"It's decided, I'm going to be the woman who manages the volleyball team!"

I looked forward to Renhua.

She immediately moved away from me and put her hands on her chest, as if I was going to do something strange.

"Dear Renhua." I showed a terrifying smile that could be called an old witch, and walked towards her step by step. It was visible that a huge shadow enveloped her, and she trembled under my gaze.

Then we came to the volleyball club.

Hey, you asked what happened, of course nothing happened, everything was peaceful.

"Are you really going to do this?" Renhua looked at me worriedly from below, holding on to the hill that was pushed together with a basin.

This is a good treasure that I discovered yesterday. If it is piled up in the back, it will not be discovered from the window, and I can see the jumping figure of the person I like to my heart's content.

Suddenly there was a gust of wind blowing this way, and a fallen leaf was blown up. Naturally, I was caught off guard and lifted up my skirt, but don't worry, I was wearing safety pants.

I waved to Renhua below, and shouted, "Renhua, if you have something to do, go back and leave me alone."

After all, Renhua is a lovely girl, I can't let these girls secretly take pictures of us, eh.

Renhua looked at me hesitantly, and after hearing my urging again, Renhua gave instructions like an old mother, and finally left.

I can finally start taking pictures of little angels to my heart's content!

Long live! L('ω')┘三└('ω')?

I was lying on the window, and I was not worried that the basin would collapse because I stayed at a high place. My face was reflected in the reflection in front of the window, and I touched my face, unable to recover for a long time.

...I'm so beautiful, oh, I'm so sinful.

I clutched my heart, defeated by my beauty, connected to the rickety basin, knelt down on one knee facing me in the mirror, and spoke affectionately the lines in the romance novel.

I am so suitable for the director of the performing arts department, but I have my own heart, sorry, the position of the director.

Ok, I admit I'm bored.

It seems that I came too early, and the little angel hasn't come yet.

Waiting boringly for a while, even when I was about to fall asleep, at this time I finally heard the voice of the little angel, and I immediately cheered up.

Hey, by the way, when so many people came, I don't know.

Well, I don't know anything except about my little angel.

There is also a guy with glasses, saying that if sports people wear glasses, won't their eyes be covered by the sweat of sports?

I heard that the little angels are going to play a practice match, so the seniors let the rookies play a match to observe their strength.

I quickly pointed the camera at the little angel.

Hey, you really deserve to be my little angel, you can jump so high, so handsome!

Oh oh oh, although I don't know what happened, I just jumped from there to here, wow, the expression of being stopped, the look of being hit...it's super cute too!

No more... What a cute little angel, no, it's God!

Damn it, damn glasses boy, let me break the block or something!I held onto the wall so tightly that I even left marks. Anyway, I don't know what the rules are, so just throw the ball over.

Not good, the gray smiling tiger turned his head, I quickly shrank my head, rolled my body, hum, this is not difficult for me.

But I didn't expect such a sudden squatting, and another gust of wind happened to blow, which directly blew the precarious Penzi Xiaoshan down.

When I realized it, I immediately used my brain that usually only works during exams, and quickly grabbed the wall by the window with both hands to prevent myself from falling. My arm strength is still good.

But the matter of the pot falling is not something I can do.

"There seems to be a great sound outside, the earth."

"I heard that too, Sugawara, let's go out and have a look."

My complacent expression froze in an instant, no, my career is not over yet, if this is the case, I looked at the big tree with luxuriant branches and leaves next to me, and jumped into it.

After Smiling Tiger and Honest Man walked over and didn't notice anyone, they only saw the basin spread on the ground. Although they were puzzled, they still cleaned up the basin first. Before they left, Smiling Tiger took a look at my hiding place.

Damn, I hate such sharp people.

After seeing that they were indeed gone, I put away the camera, and that’s all for today, I jumped off the tree and hurried away.

Isn't the woman in front of me our homeroom teacher? I quickly braked to run in the opposite direction, and vaguely heard her talking about Qingchuan Zhi asking you to come to the office after school.

I turned my head, looked at the head teacher who was standing still, and ran backwards with a smile, "You can't catch me hahahaha"

She really caught up, I raised a corner of my mouth, this kind of thing is interesting.

I hurriedly opened the window next to me, leaned on the window eaves, turned over and jumped out.

"No way, that person jumped out just now?"

"Oh my god, teacher, someone jumped off the building!"

Hearing the shouts of the people around me, I waved my arms and ran away with the wind under my feet, kicking up the dust.

Heh, if you want to fight with me, it's 100 years too early.