[Red Mansion] Sir, I'm a rough man

Emperor Qian said: "You said her swordsmanship is good, to what extent? How does she compare with you?"

Jia Wan shook his head and said, "It's hard to say."

"Ok?"

Jia Wan said: "Sword dance is not swordsmanship after all. I can only see that she has a good foundation, excellent body flexibility, and has undergone hard training. If she made up this set of sword dance by herself, then her comprehension is also quite good... ...So the swordsmanship should be good, but how good it is depends on whether she fights with someone or simply fights with her.

"As for comparing with me...then there is no comparison."

Emperor Qian shook his head and scolded with a smile: "It's bragging again!"

Jia Wan complained: "I said there is no comparison because I have never practiced swords before. How can I compare with her? However, if it is a martial arts competition, uh... there is still no comparison."

Emperor Qian couldn't help laughing: "That's why you're not bragging!"

He said again: "Go back and fight with her, I want to know how good she is."

"Don't you want it?" Jia Wanyang said: "How about you let Zhou Kai go, and I will let him go."

"Hey!" Zhou Kai was very dissatisfied, and said: "You don't want to bully a little girl yourself, so I will?"

Jia Wan looked him up and down for a while, then said with a sneer, "You and her, who is bullying who is not sure?"

Zhou Kai was furious and said, "What do you mean? You said I can't even beat a little girl? What would she say if I win?"

Jia Wan thought for a while: "Shall I treat you to dinner?"

"Okay, I..." Zhou Kai suddenly came to his senses, and said with a "bah", "You think I'll be fooled by you?"

"What are you afraid of?" Jia Wan comforted: "Isn't it me who will sweep the battle for you? I won't let her really do anything to you."

"I... I won't be fooled by what you say!"

"..."

"Okay," Emperor Qian said, "Stop arguing here, the two of you, it's making my head hurt...go out for a walk by yourself."

Zhou Kai was overjoyed, and asked Ai Ai again: "Your Majesty, we still have to protect your safety..."

"Don't be hypocritical in front of me, I don't know you yet? I don't know where my heart has gone! Get lost and play!" Emperor Qian waved his hands impatiently, saying: "Let's all go, all go!"

Jia Wan said: "Your Majesty, staying here is so boring, why don't you change your clothes and go shopping with us!"

Zhou Kai clapped his legs and said, "That's a good idea!"

Emperor Qian said: "No, I'm still reading!"

Just as Jia Wan was about to persuade him again, Emperor Qian raised his hand holding the book slightly, and Jia Wan saw a few familiar big characters written on the cover - "Jia Clan Regulations".

Immediately wilted.

Emperor Qian said: "The stones from other mountains can be used to attack jade. Although your family rules are naive, it is worth reading if you think the predecessors dare not think about it.

"This is my garden. If I have to follow you every step of the way here, then what I, the emperor, will do is meaningless."

……

After leaving the courtyard, Jia Wan whispered: "Why do you think the emperor cares so much about Zhang Jinger's martial arts skills? Could it be that he really misses himself... so what?"

Zhou Kai glanced at Jia Wan disdainfully, and said, "In your opinion, is the Emperor's vision so bad?"

"No way," Jia Wan said, "I think that scene is pretty pretty!"

Of the emperor's concubines, few are prettier than Zhang Jing'er, right?Why is it bad to see her?

Zhou Kai rolled his eyes, pulled him roughly, and pulled him to the side of the big vat with water lilies, stretched out his hand and said, "Look!"

Jia Wan lowered his head and said blankly, "What are you looking at?"

The inside is empty, just a few young leaves, what's there to see?

There are also blurred reflections of two people.

Zhou Kai hated iron but said: "Why don't you understand? After staying with a certain person for a long time, you will become completely indifferent to other beauties of this type, understand?"

How could Jia Wan still not understand what he meant, and laughed angrily: "It's best that one day, you become completely indifferent to any kind of beauties."

Zhou Kai was stunned for a while, before he said in a daze: "Brothers, why don't you be so poisonous..."

Seeing Jia Wan throwing him away and walking away, he trotted a few steps to catch up, and said, "I'm not joking, but you are indeed a bit slow today... Do you remember the assassination at the Emperor's eldest son's mansion?"

Jia Wan was taken aback, of course he would not forget this matter, but because he himself is the "true murderer", he would not think too much about it, now he came to his senses, and said with some difficulty: "You mean, the emperor suspects Zhang Jing'er? Isn't it so, a rich lady would do such a thing?"

Zhou Kai snorted coldly: "Then tell me, a rich young lady doesn't need to kill enemies on the battlefield, and she doesn't have the opportunity to walk in the rivers and lakes. What is she doing hard to practice martial arts?

"The most important thing is, who did she learn her martial arts from? As far as my skill is concerned, you can only say 'good', but your evaluation of her is 'good', so is her master better?

"Miss Qianjin, there are dozens of people following her when she goes out, and she has never seen a foreigner in her life... The person who taught her martial arts was either her father or brother, or a woman.

"But Ding Li, the man of Zhang's family, has never heard of anyone with outstanding martial arts, so it's probably the latter.

"After the emperor's eldest son was assassinated, according to the guard's description, the only suspect everyone could think of was—you, why?

"Because there are not many people with this kind of skill in the whole capital, let alone a figure like a teenager? At a young age, except for a freak like you, who can practice martial arts like this? So there is another kind of martial arts. Possibly, it was the assassin, a woman in disguise!

"Think about it, there are only two possibilities for assassinating Zhao Yi. One is that the Zhang family sent killers to clear Zhao Xuan's obstacles, and the other is that Zhao Yi directed and acted a bitter trick... It's not that I look down on Zhao Yi, he Nian, disabled and dumb, surrounded by Concubine Jin's eyes and ears, how can he win over such a master? But the Zhang family is different!"

"Woman, she is outstanding in martial arts, and she belongs to the Zhang family..." Zhou Kai slapped his legs and said, "Shouldn't we all live together?"

Jia Wan was stunned when he heard that, Zhou Kai raised his chin triumphantly when he saw this, and said, "What? Take it!"

"I've taken it," Jia Wanji nodded mechanically, "I've taken it."

I'm really convinced, your old man has almost convinced me, can you not accept it?

Zhou Kai smiled "hehe", hugged Jia Wan's shoulders and said, "So, Ah Wan, you are still young, and you will learn more from your brother in the future."

Jia Wan rolled his eyes towards the sky and didn't want to talk.

"Ah, we're here, Yu Xiangyuan!" Zhou Kai let go of Jia Wan and strode in. Two maids came up to him timidly and said, "Forgive me, two generals. This is the resting place for female relatives. Men are not allowed to enter. The general doesn’t know what’s going on, can we pass it on to you?”

Zhou Kai was not at all embarrassed, and said, "Excuse me, is Ms. Zhang Jinger here? We are ordered by the emperor to visit her and see how her injury is."

The maid asked suspiciously: "Didn't the emperor send the imperial physician to see it?"

Zhou Kai widened his eyes and said, "Are you suspecting me of lying? Where did you come from as a court lady? You don't even recognize me?"

The maid hurriedly said: "Forgive me, General! The slaves deserve to die! But Miss Zhang is not here now."

Zhou Kai said: "What? The Zhang family sent someone to send her back to recuperate?"

The maid shook her head and said: "No, Miss Zhang's injury is not serious, she just looked scary. I just said that I walked around and went out."

"Do you know where you went?"

The palace maid shook her head: "Miss Zhang didn't say anything, but she was injured, so she shouldn't go far. The general will look around, maybe he will find it."

"Okay," Zhou Kai threw out a piece of silver coolly and said, "Thank you!"

Turning around and leaving, he winked at Jia Wan and said, "It's God's will, to give you the opportunity to 'Break into the Fragrant Boudoir at Night'!"

Regardless of whether it is "fair and aboveboard" or the sneaky "night break into the boudoir", Jia Wan is not interested, and he is not interested, and asked: "Where are you going now?"

Zhou Kai said: "Just follow my brother! Let's change our clothes first... This outfit is too eye-catching."

It's a pity that they didn't expect Emperor Qian to let them out to play by themselves. They didn't bring any clothes, so they could only take off the armor. The inside was covered with black lining. It looked like a boy from a distance, but it was better than a suit of armor. powerful.

"This side, this side," Zhou Kai said, since he was 13 years old, he has been strolling in it every year, and he said, "This garden is roughly divided into four parts: the east, the south, the north, and the west. There is a place for the princes to have a banquet and rest, so let's not mention it.

"In the south, most of them are ladies and wives from various families, such as flower competitions and tea fighting, unless you want to see beauties, it's not interesting.

"It's even more boring in the north. We look down on them when throwing pots and archery, and they look down on us when they fight poetry and play chess.

"The most interesting place is the west side! First, the peonies on the west side are the best. When you go there, you can not only enjoy the flowers, but also 'encounter' talented scholars and beautiful women.

"Secondly, every year at the Rongyuan Fair, oirans from various brothels will be allowed to enter the arena to compete on stage. The winners will not only become famous, but also win the prizes of the nobles. If they are official prostitutes, they can also get freedom. body.

"So at this time, all the big brothels have tried their best, and there are a lot of tricks, which are much more interesting than the soft singing and dancing just now... Do you think you should go and see it?"

This kind of excitement, of course you have to watch it.

When I arrived at the place, it felt like a live concert, but because all the people present were "noble people", they were much more reserved, and they would not shout, and would only express their fanaticism with the sky-high price of 100 taels of peonies.

The two sides of the stage were covered with buildings and covered with light veils. It was the place where the ladies and wives watched the performance. Although they looked quiet, they were more generous than the boys and brothers below.

Under the influence of the environment, even Jia Wan, who has always been stingy, spent a few hundred taels and bought a few flowers for a beautiful young lady dancing barefoot.

Of course, the flowers belong to the young lady, and the money belongs to the royal family.

By the time the song ended, more than an hour had passed.

A wonderful audio-visual feast, for Jia Wan Zhou Kai and most people, it is also a worth mentioning episode in life, for some people it is not.

"Ha! This brat Cao Zhangyin, I'll see how he goes back to pay errands, 5 taels of silver, let's see if his father doesn't kill him!" Zhou Kai said gloatingly: "And from what he looks like, he probably fell headfirst. It's not over yet!"

Jia Wan said, "So is it just love at first sight, or love at first sight?"

Just watching a performance, the two sides didn't even have a conversation, let alone understand anything, and just fell into madness unilaterally.

Zhou Kaidao: "That's why I said, love at first sight and love at first sight actually mean the same thing. The key depends on two points. First, after you make an idea, do you throw it away when you're ready to have fun, or marry it back home? Second, that is, The most important point depends on whether you are Mr. Pianpian or a wretched uncle."

Jia Wan patted Zhou Kai on the shoulder and gave a thumbs up in praise: "Profound!"

Zhou Kai was triumphant, and was about to continue to make a big speech, when suddenly he was taken aback, grabbed Jia Wan, and motioned him to look to the right.

In the distance, a figure shuttled through the forest.

"Zhang Jinger! I'm 100% sure!" Zhou Kai whispered, "Other women don't have such a thin waist!"

Jia Wan stared at the sky speechlessly.

Zhou Kai continued: "She's the only one... Sure enough, there is a problem!"

The two of them slipped out from Emperor Qian's side to play. Although they had the permission of Emperor Qian, they were not so much fun. Now that the show is over, they are taking a small path back to Dongyuan... The path chosen by Jing'er is much worse than that. Theirs is even more out of the way, and alone - it does look very problematic.

Jia Wan, who knew she had nothing to do with assassins, lacked interest in it. Who doesn't have a few little secrets these days?

But the task still needs to be completed, and I have to admit that now is the best time.

He whispered: "In this way, you cover your face and pretend to be a pervert to fight her. When I see that it's almost done, I will jump out and be a hero to save the beauty, and you will take the opportunity to run away."

Zhou Kai stared, and said, "Why should I be a pervert and you a hero? The reverse is almost the same! Don't forget that this is your mission!"

"All right!" Jia Wan didn't care what he was pretending to be, and said, "I'm going to be a pervert! Remember, if you hear me say 'You scream, and no one will come to save you if your throat is broken', Just rush out to clear the siege... Do you understand?"

Zhou Kai shuddered, and said, "Can you change the words? It gave me goosebumps."

Jia Wan thought for a while and said, "How about I just say, 'Little beauty, I advise you to obey me obediently'?"

Zhou Kai rubbed his arms in disgust, and said, "It's alright, alright, that's it, you go!"

Jia Wan lifted the skirt of his shirt, and before Zhou Kai could speak, he heard a "stab", and a large piece of the inner layer was torn off.

Can't help wondering: "What are you doing?"

Immediately afterwards he understood, and said angrily: "You cover your face and don't know how to tear your own clothes? My clothes are of good quality, right?"

Jia Wan said: "What do you know? If I use my own, if things get serious and the whole garden checks their clothes to catch prostitutes, wouldn't I be exposed? You have an alibi anyway, so don't be afraid."

Zhou Kai said speechlessly: "I said, do you know what superfluous is? At that time, I will be found out, do you think people will miss you? Then we two will be unlucky together?"

Jia Wan said: "Stupid! You won't call a few more brothers and tell them to tear off their clothes?"

There are many acquaintances in Qianfeng Battalion and Guards Battalion, and the inner lining of everyone is similar, so it's strange to be able to find out.

"As for me..." Jia Wan pointed to his nose and said, "With my skill, I want to tell them that my clothes were scratched quietly and they didn't notice it. Will anyone believe it?"

Zhou Kai was speechless, and muttered in a low voice: "It's started again, blowing blowing, sooner or later the cowhide will explode..."

Seeing that Jia Wan quickly covered his face and even changed his hairstyle, he couldn't help complaining: "I said you might as well wear a flower on your head, the emperor won't recognize you when he comes!"

Jia Wan said, "It makes sense."

While Zhou Kai was stunned, he picked a big red peony and stuck it in his bun, and said, "Start work!"

作者有话要说：感谢在2019-12-1821:36:54~2019-12-2021:15:29期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

Thanks to the little angel who threw the shallow water bomb: no one holds 1;

Thanks to the little angel who threw the grenade: Uncle Man, no one holds one;

Thanks to the little angel who threw the landmine: radish, 36550572, 1 piece of Sanguliang;

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