[Red Mansion] Sir, I'm a rough man

Those two were obviously also guilty, and they entered the door reluctantly and dilly-dally. Jia Wan lost his arrogance just now, and pushed Zhou Kai to the front to block the disaster.

Zhou Kai couldn't push Jia Wan, so he had to come out to charge, and said preemptively: "Your Majesty, I really don't blame me for this matter. Ah Wan and I went to the street to watch the lanterns, but we were bumped by someone. Let's bump into it." Just say sorry, but they still want to beat people, so we have to reason with them..."

Emperor Qian narrowed his eyes and said word by word: "Reasonable?"

Zhou Kai was shocked, bumped Jia Wan with his shoulder, and Jia Wan hurriedly said: "It's the son of the world who said, he said that the custom of the Huns is to use fists to reason, so we just do what we want...you told me Yes, right?"

The last sentence was naturally addressed to Zhou Kai. Zhou Kai was furious, and said, "I mean they are used to using their fists to reason, but I didn't say that, it was Zuo Xianwang himself! Let's talk about me..."

Without waiting for him to finish speaking, Jia Wan said: "Your Majesty, you heard, these are all his ideas, and it has nothing to do with me. I am just a follower. Why did Shizi ask me to do what I do..."

Zhou Kai shouted: "What do you mean I told you to do what you did? Did I tell you to use a knife? I asked if you misunderstood the word 'fight'..."

Jia Wan said: "If I don't use the knife, can you come back with a full body? Do you have any sense of loyalty? Who am I trying to save?"

Zhou Kai was furious: "You still say that I have no loyalty, and whoever comes in desperately pushes the responsibility on me, and wants to take me as the blame for you...Did I hurt those Huns? Ah, was it me? ?”

"Okay, okay," Jia Wan snorted coldly: "I tell you, don't come to me next time you have something to do!"

"What do you mean? Who is the first to be disrespectful..."

"Enough!" Emperor Qian slapped the table, shut up the two thieves who were trying to get away with it, rubbed their foreheads, and said: "The trouble is caused by the two of you, tell me, what should we do now!"

This matter involves the diplomatic relations between the two countries, and if you are not careful, it may trigger a war, so you have to be careful.

Jia Wan's attitude was extremely sincere: "I'm going to apologize to them now."

"Then..." Zhou Kai said, "The minister will go too."

"Apologize?" Minister of the Ministry of Punishment smiled wryly, "Did you two think it was a child's play? Half of the guards brought by the Huns' envoys were dismissed by the two, and he himself... how could he be kind?"

Jia Wan said: "I think Lord Zuo Xian Wang is reasonable and reasonable, and he will definitely not haggle over every detail with us."

All the ministers who said this were speechless: I said, young master, can you stop making trouble?Preoccupied?You have abolished nearly half of the family's people, and even the boss almost suffered. It's better for everyone to care about every detail!

What's more, that is the born warlike King Zuo Xian of the Huns!

"Father," Zhao Yi said, "I think this is feasible."

"feasible?"

The same words, uttered from Jia Wan's mouth, are suspected of being mischievous, but uttered from Zhao Yi's mouth, it makes people have to think deeply.

Right Prime Minister Gao Chang took half a step forward and said, "Your Majesty, this matter may really be feasible."

He also said: "Last year old Shanyu passed away, and the original position was passed on to his youngest son, but his younger brother Gele suddenly attacked and killed the old Shanyu's several sons, and ascended to the position of Shanyu himself...

"The Xiongnu is very different from me. There are horses in the hands of the powerful. Although the prince is dead, his tribe is not destroyed. Although Gele Shanyu is in power, it is not a day's work to recover all the tribes. Lack of skills.

"King Zuoxian's coming to Beijing this time seems to be acting tyrannically, but he is more tentative. If I wait for someone to give in, I'm afraid they will make an inch. But if we are too tough, I am afraid that Gele Shanyu will take the opportunity to point the finger at him. It is not the first time that the Huns have done this to temporarily suppress civil strife by launching a war against Dagan."

The Minister of the Ministry of War said: "Although this is the case, for the Xiongnu Shanyu, it is a last resort to start a war to suppress civil strife. If you are not careful, it will backfire and lose your life... I think that with the current situation of the Xiongnu Given the situation, Gele Shanyu may not dare to fight with me."

The Prime Minister on the right smiled slightly, and said: "So I feel that the fight between Master Jia was just right.

"It can teach them a lesson, suppress their arrogance, and let them know the majesty of our great country, but on the surface it will not damage the diplomatic relations between the two countries... After all, they are just two ignorant children, who are going about their own way?

"In the end, only a few guards were injured, and they were the first to do it. Let's bring more gifts to apologize, that's all."

Emperor Qian nodded and said: "Then I will leave this matter to you to handle."

"I'm leading the decree." The right echoed, and said: "It's just that I want to invite Marquis Yong'an and Wailang Jia Zheng, a member of the Ministry of Industry, to go with me."

When children fight, of course the elders have to come forward and apologize. These two, one is Zhou Kai's father, and the other is Jia Wan's cousin--as for Jia Wan's incompetent brother, let's forget it!

Emperor Qian said: "Quite."

Zhou Kai asked cautiously, "Then shall we go?"

The right minister said: "The two of you... just forget it."

Don't look at these two who are honest like quails at the moment, once they leave this hall, who can cure them?

After the matter was settled, Zhou Kai immediately relaxed, even standing up straight, and said, "Then it's none of our business! Let's go to see the lanterns. I heard that today..."

Before Zhou Kai finished speaking, he was kicked by Jia Wan, and when he looked up, he saw Emperor Qian looking at them with an unfriendly expression, and hurriedly lowered his head, shut his mouth and shrunk his neck.

Emperor Qian poked at these two with his fingers, and said, "Tell me, how to deal with these two!"

The Shangshu of the Ministry of Punishments coughed dryly, and said: "With the great law, those who fight in the street and cause people to be injured or disabled should be..."

"Master Shangshu," Zhao Yi interrupted, "May I ask Lord Shangshu how to deal with attacking the third-rank official in the court with a knife in the street?"

"This..." Minister of Criminal Affairs said: "Assaulting court officials with a sharp weapon is tantamount to treason, and should be shot to death."

Zhao Yi said: "Since that's the case, why not guard Jia cut off one of their arms?"

The Secretary of the Ministry of Punishments hesitated: "But they are not my gangsters..."

Zhao Yi sneered and said, "Master Shangshu, you mean that if I don't kill the common people, you can attack my officials at will?"

"This..." The Secretary of the Ministry of Punishment looked at Emperor Qian for help.

Zhou Kai suddenly realized when he heard it, he slapped his hands and said, "That's right! I played with Ah not only right, but also meritorious!"

Prime Minister on the right shook his head and looked at him speechlessly: Did this young master forget that he was disguised to find fault with others on purpose?

Have you forgotten that killing and wounding the envoys of the Huns may lead to war between the two countries?

It's just because the behavior of the Huns before was really abominable, and Jiawan and Zhou Kai punished them severely this time. Although they were bold, they were also very satisfying, so no one exposed it.

Now it's a good thing to get cheap, so it's no wonder that they don't get cleaned up.

Sure enough, Emperor Qian was furious and scolded: "Since I was a child, I have been stubborn. I failed in reading and learning, and I failed in martial arts. I am idle, ignorant and incompetent. I only know how to fight cocks and dogs all day long. Now you still encourage others to mess around with you... ..."

Zhou Kai's eyes widened in grievance: What does it mean to be unable to study or practice martial arts?His knowledge and martial arts are already outstanding among his peers, okay?

He also said that he is idle and only knows how to fight cocks and dogs... This is too unconscionable. When people of his age are warm and soft, he has worked hard in the palace!

Zhou Kai's mouth squirmed, and he didn't dare to open his mouth to argue. Fortunately, Emperor Qian had already pointed the finger at Jia Wan: "Tell me, tell me, you have only been in Beijing for a few months? Do you count? How much trouble has happened?

"Since you came to Beijing, I have been cleaning up the mess for you all day long!

"Your master, Lin Ruhai, is elegant, gentle and elegant, what a person, how did he teach you to be such a bastard?

"I shouldn't have let you out in a moment of soft-heartedness. It's only been half a day, and I've caused trouble again!"

Jia Wan bowed his head and confessed, as cute as he could be.

It's true that he is very capable of causing trouble, but every time he causes trouble, the result is good, isn't it?Otherwise, how could Emperor Qian indulge him so much?

Emperor Gan was so thirsty for scolding that he took a sip of the teacup from Mr. Liu's hand, and he lost his temper in cursing. The right minister took the opportunity to say: "I think that the two of them must be punished, but they can't be punished too much." Heavy, after all, when it comes to this matter, it was the Huns who were wrong first."

When children fight, adults apologize not because they were wronged, but because their children won the fight.

Emperor Qian couldn't think of how to deal with them for a while, he didn't care about them if they were light, and he couldn't bear to bear them when he was serious, suddenly saw the second prince Zhao Xuan sitting beside him, and said: "After today, it's time to go to the study. The class has started, you two will go to study in the study tomorrow, and cultivate your mind and character!"

"Ah?" Zhou Kai turned pale with shock, and stammered, "Read, study? How long will it take?"

Emperor Qian snorted coldly and said, "Whenever you can pass the Juren examination, you don't have to read it."

"I beg the emperor to be merciful," Jia Wan also panicked: "I will die of old age in the study!"

He absolutely must not study!

Anyone who has received modern exam-oriented education knows that the study life, especially the three years when you have to deal with the entrance examination, is definitely a nightmare in life, the hardest day in your life... there is no one!

He really had self-knowledge, Emperor Qian was annoyed and funny when he heard it, and said: "Then you will die of old age in the study!"

He waved his hands impatiently: "Go away, stop being an eyesore here!"

Seeing the two boys Yangyang go, Emperor Qian, who finally got their lifeblood, is also in a good mood. I don't know why, every time I see these two, no matter whether it is good or bad, it always makes people relax for a while, and they are counted as them A rare advantage.

"You all go down," Emperor Qian's face slowly sank, and said, "Yi'er stay here."

Zhao Yi said indifferently: "Father forgives the crime, the son and minister are exhausted, and I want to go back and rest."

……

Outside the hall, Jia Wan yawned and said vaguely, "Are you still going to see the lights?"

Zhou Kaifa said harshly: "Look, why don't you look at it, anyway, you will be punished, and you will be scolded, if you don't look at it, don't look at it!"

Jia Wan said: "Then I'll go back and take a shower and change my clothes. My whole body is dirty and I can't play comfortably."

Zhou Kai said: "Then hurry up, I will go back and change."

He muttered again: "You have ripped off my master's sleeves."

Jia Wan raised his hand and said, "Then I'll pay you mine?"

"Cut!" Zhou Kai rolled his eyes, suddenly thought of something, laughed again, and said, "The ancients had a habit of cutting off their sleeves, so the two of us can be regarded as...friends with broken sleeves?"

Jia Wanshang gave him the word "scroll".

Not only did Zhou Kai not get out, but he came over and hugged Jia Wan's shoulders with a smile, and said, "Don't say, if you are a woman, I will marry you in this life! You are beautiful and have a sense of security."

Just as Jia Wan was about to kick him over, he laughed again when he heard the word "sense of security", and said, "I think you were scared out of your wits by those Huns today, you're crazy."

Zhou Kai smiled wryly, and said, "You really told me..."

He patted his thigh and said, "I'm not afraid of your jokes, my calves are still shaking..."

He let go of Jia Wan, looked up to the sky and sighed: "Although I practiced martial arts since I was a child, and even served as an imperial guard, in fact, I have never really had a real fight with anyone except for sparring and fighting... This is the first time today, if it weren't for you, I almost..."

He shook his head and didn't continue talking.

The scene at that time, when others talked about it, was just a sentence of "almost hurting the son of the world", but as Zhou Kai himself, that moment was thrilling, and to put it bluntly, he almost fucked the shit.

"Awan, why aren't you afraid?"

"Afraid, why aren't you afraid?" Jia Wan said: "That's why you practice martial arts so hard. If you practice better than anyone else, it's the turn of others to be afraid of you."

Zhou Kai asked suspiciously, "Really?"

Jia Wan nodded solemnly.

"Cut!" Zhou Kai said disdainfully: "Don't fool people, just you are still practicing martial arts desperately, I saw you desperately sleeping. Sometimes I really think, did you start practicing martial arts in the womb... Freak freak Fetus, isn’t that what it means?”

"Wrong," Jia Wan said, "I didn't just start practicing martial arts from my mother's womb, I started practicing martial arts from my previous life."

Zhou Kai snorted coldly and ignored him.

Outside the palace gate, two families who had heard the news were waiting with carriages and horses, Zhou Kai said: "Hurry up, see you in that teahouse... there will be a float passing underneath, if you go late, you won't be able to see it! "

Jia Wan said impatiently: "Understood, you move quickly."

Zhou Kai just boarded the car and went.

Jia Wan also got on his horse and was about to leave when he suddenly felt something strange. When he turned his head, he saw Zhao Yi's sedan chair transformed from a wheelchair was being carried out by four people. The light was dim and Zhao Yi's expression could not be seen clearly. The man was looking at this side, so he put his left hand under his right arm, smiled at that side, and beat the horse.

He, Jia Wan, grew up watching all kinds of TV dramas, how could he not know how to pretend when doing bad things?It's a pity that yesterday's task was rushed, otherwise he would have put a board on the soles of his feet, wrapped a piece of cloth around his shoulders, and done a new hairstyle or something... But there are ways to deal with time constraints.

The first is martial arts, a set of "shrew swordsmanship" that is messy and has no merits other than being fast, no matter how good your vision is, you can't see the way.

The second is the wound. He was lying around from the beginning to the end yesterday. It looked like he had several injuries on his body, but in fact it was just a scratch on the skin due to the scary scene.

As for the last arrow, it was a stroke of genius, the angle and position were perfect, with a pinch under the arm, limbs spread out and backward, no one could see any flaws.

How could these ancient people know what dislocation is, what is professional-level performance?

In my previous life, I was a martial substitute.

So, don't mistake Wu Ti as an actor!

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