The years I treated psychiatrists

While running back and forth between the bedroom and the toilet with the shape of a lion's head, he scolded the designer of this apartment for not installing the toilet next to the bed.

The last exhilaration of off-roading is accompanied by the wake-up bell.

Sweating profusely and turning off the ringer, off-road felt that the world would disappear as soon as he closed his eyes.After washing his face in vain, off-road frantically gave himself coffee and strong tea. Although he felt that there was still an outrageous delay between his brain and movements, like a remote control and a big-ass TV, at least his eyes could be opened opened.

What kind of evil did I do? God said that God would love stupid children. Is it because she is not stupid enough?

Cross-country simply floated to his own office.

Li Tao put himself in a graceful and luxurious pose on the computer chair, and slowly turned around. Just as he was about to start today's trouble, he was frightened by the expression of an evil spirit looking for his life, which was very inelegant stuck in the middle of the chair.

"Old Yue... When were you unearthed? Shall I give you some formalin?"

"Don't talk to me, go and tell the people in the group that there will be a group meeting at noon, I'm dying, I'm going to sleep."

Hearing the sound of Li Tao closing the door, Yue Yue finally let himself go and lay down on the table.

Not long after, there was a knock on the door, and Cross-country slapped the table and closed his eyes and shouted, "Come in, come in! I told you I'm going to sleep!"

Behind the door is a white birch that seems to have the four characters "expressionless" engraved on its face.

Yue Yue looked through the slits of his eyes that were desperately opened, was startled, and froze in an instant: "That, I thought it was..."

"It's okay, I just want to ask you if the content of the group meeting is ready."

Cross-country forcibly resisted the urge to yawn, and said with a big tongue: "I have prepared the ppt, and I will play it on the spot later."

"Don't you need to prepare a manuscript?"

"No need..." Cross-country felt that the force of gravity was pressing her head on the table crazily.

Bai Hua stared at her for three seconds, then closed the door and left.

Off-road dare not sleepy.

What do those three seconds mean?Is it a pity?Is it sad?Is it disappointment?Off-road, to be sure, has absolutely no sympathy.

Alright Counselor White, you're right Counselor White, I'm ready for Counselor White.

At this moment, cross-country feels that the coffee she drank in the morning is suddenly overwhelmed. She really wants to rush out like SpongeBob SquarePants waving her hands enthusiastically, and use the net to catch jellyfish to bring Bai Birch back to appreciate her hard work. Unfortunately, not every day Everyone is as popular as this big fat cake in underpants.

Passionately opening Word to write a speech, the cross-country suddenly met Li Tao who opened the door on tiptoe.

One couldn't hold back, some gas disappeared from the off-road body.

Li Tao hastily used the door as a fan to slap wildly in the off-road direction, covered his nose with the other hand, and said in a nasal voice: "Do you hate me so much? You release poison gas as soon as you come in. It's still at the level of dichlorvos. What do you eat?" Is it so exciting for you?"

"Why? If you want the recipe, I'll send it to you later, to ensure the original taste." Cross-country glared at her, covered her stomach and ran towards the toilet.

"You should keep this recipe for yourself, as long as your stomach is capable of it." Li Tao shouted before she rushed out the door, and then quickly walked in and opened all the windows, "Fortunately, the smoke alarm in the corridor does not detect the smell .”

The group meeting this time was very different from the usual ones. Offroad was very satisfied with the effect of silence, but also realized sadly that if he was serious, he could calm down these old fritters.Fortunately, I held this group of people as offerings before, and all I had to do was set up a plate of pastries and a stick of incense on each person's seat.

Off-Road proposed the idea of ​​re-creating the project, and apologized seriously. There was no uproar and uproar in the past, and some people even made suggestions for the improvement direction of the project. Of course, it was Consultant Bai who started it.

With the manuscript, it really is much easier to talk about.But Kuwait found that the causal force of caffeine and consciousness was gradually drifting away from him, so he pinched his palm frantically and concentrated the content of the meeting desperately until the whole meeting was more expresso than espresso.

Gritting his teeth and persevering until the last part of assigning tasks, Yue Yue only felt that the words on the list were chasing around in various ways, for fear of being seen clearly by himself.

"The design of the circuit was done by Li Tao and..." What kind of vulgar name is this? Cross-country was surprised that he still had the energy to think about it," Li Bangbang was in charge."

"Pfft..." Li Tao couldn't hold back, the water he had just drank was spread out on the conference table in a radial pattern, and a team member on the opposite side reluctantly wiped the hand he had just used to cover his face.

"Leader Yue," the little girl with glasses sitting next to Li Tao turned her head in embarrassment, looking at the cross-country with some embarrassment, "My name is Ji Zhenzhen."

Finally, after finishing the group meeting, I feel that I will automatically disintegrate at any time.Hastily packed up his things, Xia Xue told Li Tao at the door of the office with tears in his eyes:

"I can't hold it anymore. I'm on the verge of sudden death. Go back and squint. If someone from above comes to check the post, you understand."

As soon as he turned his head, he almost bumped into Bai Hua head-on.

Is this person apprenticed to Liu Dasheng, who has practiced the lost secret book of lightness kung fu?Why didn't you hear anything?Also, did this guy watch God's videotape?Why does it come at such a good time every time?

"Consultant Bai, I'm sorry I'm going to go back to work and be lazy!" Off-road pondered for a second, "Ah, I mean..."

"I just want to remind you to pay attention to rest." Bai Hua tilted her head helplessly and shook her head, then turned and left.

Being so frightened by you, Duke Zhou packed up and left, okay?Cross-country patted his little heart and went back to work honestly.

"What are you doing? She came here suddenly to care about you." Across two screens, I could imagine Li Tao's wretched smile when he discovered the adultery, "I also care about the compulsory question of whether you have had a good rest. I am Didn't you miss something?"

"Do you want to know what you missed?" Cross-country stood up and looked down at Li Tao with a mysterious face, "Here, I suggest you order a Hainanese chicken rice cooked by the old iron, so that you can take a bath for your stomach and relax. relative!"

"Stop disgusting me, but let me tell you, that season..." Li Tao laughed again, "That Li Bangbang may have a lot of background."

"Yes, yes, the girls that Li Banxian met must be Eight Immortals crossing the sea, two tables of mahjong, which game do you want to play?" Xue rolled his eyes and sat back, covering his face with the monitor.

"Forget it if you don't listen, I don't have to say it."

"Forget it if you don't say it, I don't have to listen to it."

The restart of the project is finally on the right track. Although it is not as leisurely as before, it does not have a hell-level workload.

In the morning, off-road was drawing and drawing, and suddenly he was a little uncertain.She sighed and ran through her hair.When he really needed to ask Bai Hua a question, he hesitated.

"What's the matter, you're prematurely aging, this damn weather has made you depressed?" The typing on the other side kept going.

"I'm stuck again. I'm not quite sure where exactly this nerve impulse is supposed to occur."

"I'm not sure to ask your Xiaobai, hehehe, you are mentally retarded at such a good opportunity."

"Who do you think is full of color like you all day long, but I am a self-reliant woman in the new era. I don't believe that I can't do it without her."

After all, off-road resolutely opened the search engine.

Then I got eight different answers given by Du Niang and Sohu.

Be calm, be sure to be calm, as long as I have no expression, no one will pay attention to me.Xue picked up his notebook with an indifferent look, and walked out calmly with a face as if nothing had happened.

Still before closing the door, I heard Li Tao's laughter finally burst out.

He knocked on Bai Hua's door, but there was no movement inside.Off-road directly twisted the door handle, and the door was locked.

Why aren't you here this morning? Is this position really as scary as Lao Xie said?

What makes cross-country feel helpless is that if this place is not clear, it will be difficult to continue to the next step.If you make it up, the finished product may be strangled in the cradle by some ruthless consultant.Kuo had no choice but to bite the bullet and go back to find Li Tao.

"Consultant Bai has gone to psychological counseling. I need to discuss this issue with her. I can't explain it clearly on the phone. I'll go directly to her consulting room and ask. I'm not lazy. I'm serious about my work. If someone comes to check, you can explain it."

"I understand, I understand, go quickly, sit in a row, and wait to eat melons."

Xia Yue gave her a blank look, picked up his bag and went out.

"Hey Lao Yue, remember to bring an umbrella, it's going to be big outside."

"You still have a conscience." Cross-country took the umbrella, turned and walked towards the elevator.

It wasn't until the door of the consultation room that Yue Yue realized that something was wrong. The door of the consultation clinic was locked and the lights inside were also turned off. Only raindrops gathered from time to time and flowed down the door plaque of the consultation room.

My god, could it be that this place is just one of her cornucopias?How many jobs does this woman have, it's great to have a degree, and she can go wherever she wants.Thinking about this without losing jealousy, Kyo dialed Bai Hua's private phone.

"Hello? Excuse me, who is it?" After connecting, it turned out to be Su Ying's lowered voice.Li Tao, Li Tao, return Li Banxian, see if you mess up the cp score again.

Yue Yue quickly confirmed that he did not make a mistake, and then asked: "Su Ying? I'm looking for your senior sister, where is she?"

"Are you the one whose surname is Yue? What do you want to do?" Su Ying's tone was not polite at all, but she still controlled the volume.

Is this really a teacher and sister? Are they not communicating with each other?Off-roading, I feel that if I sigh today, I will have nasolabial folds.

"I have already apologized to your senior sister. I have always misunderstood her before, and I really have something to look for her today."

"She's sick." The opposite party said after a while of silence, his tone finally softened, "What's the matter? Are you in a hurry?"

"Ah? That's it, it's about work, so I won't bother you for now." Hearing the crackling sound on the umbrella, Cross Country suddenly felt a little guilty. She always felt that Bai Hua should be an invincible strong woman.

"Miss Yue, are you free now?" Su Ying asked again.