The years I treated psychiatrists

On Sunday, cross-country got up early in the morning, and even the action of brushing teeth had the momentum of a big change.

As soon as the ticket was checked and entered the gate of the zoo, Cross Country became more excited than Bai Hua, and danced and talked about the glorious deeds of her and Jailbreak when they were children here.

For example, if you want to touch an ostrich to escape from prison, you will be screamed and cried by others.

For example, because Yue's father and mother refused to buy corn, the siblings picked out the corn from the hamburger stuffing, hid it in their trouser pockets and ran secretly to feed the pigeons, making it difficult for Yue's father and mother to find it.The off-road corn slid down the hole in the pocket to the trouser leg. When they were found, the two were still fighting for the escaped corn.

For example, while watching the fish, cross-country got excited and fell into the water, dragging the jailbreak down with him. Because of this, he went straight home, and was so angry that the jailbreak didn't call his sister for a week.

While sitting on the bench waiting to watch the performance, Cross-country turned over the tickets and looked at them, and suddenly said with a mysterious face:

"Watch your science and engineering girlfriend fold you a paper airplane that flies the farthest in the world."

As he said that, Cross-country folded the ticket on his lap in a way that Bai Hua had never seen before, and then flicked it upwards.

It flew quite far, but the paper plane plunged into the nearest tree, only its buttocks were exposed.

"Will this tree grow? Do you know it's blocking my way? I'm so pissed off! This is a souvenir of my first date!"

Off-road jumping up and down under the tree, but every time it is a little bit close.

Bai Hua finally couldn't stand it any longer, and stretched out her hand to hold the off-road:

"You can hug me up enough, you should be able to get there."

It's not that cross-country has never thought about this possibility, but he didn't bring it up because he was afraid that Bai Hua would think it was childish.

Bai Hua looked very calm, as if she felt that there was nothing wrong with this matter:

"This is a zoo, I guess climbing trees is not allowed, or I'll just..."

"No problem, no problem!" Cross-country didn't want such a beautiful daughter-in-law to perform a three-second climb up a tree and be surrounded by passers-by, so she quickly interrupted her.

Cross Country didn't take much effort to pick up Bai Hua, and Bai Hua got the paper airplane as soon as she stretched out her hand.

Bai Hua returned to the ground, and the two looked at each other for a moment, both feeling a little funny.

This kind of silly thing, only those who are in love can ignore the monkey-like eyes of others, and do it brazenly.

Cross-country took the paper plane and put it in his pocket, stretched out his hands to hold Bai Hua, and brought his face closer.

Both heads start to tilt to the same side at the same time.

The two paused at the same time, and Bai Hua laughed.

Then, both of them tilted their heads to the other side at the same time.

"Don't move!" Offroad scowled.

Looking around, there were no children around who might be spoiled, and Cross quickly pecked Bai Hua's mouth.

After watching the performance, cross-country immediately pulled up Bai Hua and went straight to Hushan.

Looking at the big words "under construction" outside Hushan, the cross-country felt depressed.

Originally, this is the focus of this visit!

Cross-country had no choice but to turn around and walk back with Bai Hua:

"What are you doing? Construction is happening at this time."

"You like tigers very much?" Seeing the disappointed look on the cross-country, Bai Hua turned around and asked.

"That's right." Cross-country didn't want to mention the matter of depression, so he replied casually.

"Are you implying that I'm a tigress?" Bai Hua suddenly raised her voice.

"Ah? No? How did this get involved?" The cross-country suddenly felt at a loss for words, and felt terrified in his heart.

Bai Hua turned her head forward and didn't look at the off-road again:

"Then I like sick cats."

Cross-country hurriedly put one hand on his forehead and one hand on his hips, putting on a bitter face:

"Oh, I'm sick, meow."

Bai Hua smiled and took Cross Country's hand:

"Stupid or not."

"That's right! There is one more place we must go!" Cross-country clenched his fist and shouted.

Bai Hua looked over with a puzzled expression.

"Snake Pavilion! It's really fun there! And the uncle will pass the snake over and let it climb up your arm. It's cool and tender, and it feels..."

Before the cross-country finished, he suddenly noticed that Bai Hua's face was getting worse and worse:

"what happened?"

"I... a little tired, let's go eat first."

Cross-country stared at Bai Hua carefully for a while, and Bai Hua looked away unnaturally:

"Really, I'm hungry..."

"You're not afraid of snakes, are you?" Yue Yue laughed, still staring at Bai Hua.

Bai Hua didn't speak, and moved his gaze to another place.

"It doesn't matter if you're hungry, let's buy some food and eat as we go, anyway, the Snake Pavilion is still some distance away." Cross-country turned around and was about to pull Bai Hua along the sign of the Snake Pavilion.

"I'm... afraid." Bai Hua stood still and choked out two words awkwardly.

"That's right, say it obediently, let's not go." Crossroads has never seen such a young wife as Bai Hua, and regrets why his eyes are not cameras, so he can take ten continuous shots and save them.

Bai Hua reluctantly turned her face to the side:

"I'm really hungry..."

Cross-country held back a laugh:

"Okay, okay, let's go to the restaurant. The buffet here is very delicious. Every time I come with Prison Break, I eat here for breakfast, lunch and dinner."

Unexpectedly, because today was the weekend, there were a lot of people queuing at the entrance of the buffet. Cross-country and Bai Hua had no choice but to run to the small vendor next to them, bought a pack of French fries each, and queued up while eating.

"I want to eat yours." Yue Yue suddenly moved his face closer.

"Is there any difference?" Bai Hua said angrily, and handed over the French fries in her hand.

"You feed me, the food you feed tastes better." Cross-country tilted his head like a mentally retarded old man, and blinked his eyes.

Fortunately, Bai Hua didn't refuse, she just glanced up at the cross country, squeezed out a French fries and handed it to her mouth.

Cross-country swallowed the whole French fries in one bite, then stuck out his tongue and licked Birch's fingertips.

Bai Hua's reaction seemed to be that she had just touched a snake, she hurriedly withdrew her hand, her face flushed quickly, and she thumped Cross Country's arm in embarrassment:

"It's outside."

Knuckle proudly took a small part of the fries, nodded at Bai Hua, and then moved the whole fries into his mouth.

A man standing behind the two of them suddenly lowered his head and said something to a woman next to him.

Cross Country immediately realized that he was speaking in Spanish, turned around, responded to him in Spanish, and then sneered:

"It's kind of you to curse in Chinese."

The man's expression changed suddenly, his Adam's apple moved up and down, and he looked at the cross-country who was half a head taller than him with some fear, and walked out of the team holding the hand of the woman next to him and bowing his head.

After the woman was pulled out by him, she shook off his hand severely.

Cross-country withdrew his gaze, still glaring at the front with some unevenness.

"What's wrong?" Bai Hua asked carefully.

"That b..." Realizing that he was in front of his girlfriend, Yue Yue quickly changed his words, "That bastard scolded us in Spanish..."

Cross-country took another deep breath: "Forget it, it's too ugly, you better not know."

"You can speak Spanish?" Bai Hua looked at the cross country in surprise.

Yue Yue scratched his head embarrassingly: "When I was a child, I couldn't quarrel with Er Niu. I learned curse dialects from the villagers everywhere. Later, learning swear words became a habit. In addition, when I want to go abroad, I simply use the swear words that are commonly used in the world. Learned it all."

Bai Hua looked at Xia Yue dumbfoundedly: "Then what did you just say?"

"I'm more polite than him." Cross-country twisted his neck, "I said his ass is growing on his face."

"That's you, who like to delve into these crooked ways." Bai Hua leaned lightly on the cross-country body, "But don't be so impulsive next time, what if he really hits you."

"With his little radish head, he still dares to confront me head-on." Hearing that Bai Hua cared about her, Cross-country became even more energetic, "Besides, his girlfriend is still in front of me, and I've knocked him down in twos and twos. Will he still do it? man."

"Show me off." Bai Hua shot a cross-eyed look.

Finally, after finishing the meal, it was dusk when we came out of the restaurant, and the number of people in the zoo gradually decreased.Cross-country led Bai Hua, and slowly walked towards the exit along the road signs.

When passing the sea lion's pool, cross-country found that the surface of the pool was empty, but there were still a few adults and children around, some were being led and some were being hugged, all of them were downcast.

I took Bai Hua to the front and listened to it, and then I figured it out. A few children who wanted to see sea lions came late, and the sea lions swam to places where they could not be seen behind the rockery. They refused to come out no matter how funny they were, and their parents were unwilling Spend money on feeding.

Cross-country squeezed Bai Hua's hand, tilted the corner of his mouth, and revealed an inscrutable smile:

"Watch me perform a stunt for you."

After finishing speaking, Yue Yue let go of Bai Hua's hand, walked to the side of the sea lion pond, put his hands next to his mouth like a megaphone, and began to howl indistinctly.

Not long after, a few small heads popped out of the pool to respond, and even a few sea lions jumped onto the performance stage, twisting and turning across the country.

The children looked at the sea lion, then at the off-road, and let out a burst of exclamation. The off-road proudly took Bai Hua's hand.

Only one little girl hid behind her mother, pointed at the cross country timidly and said:

"Mom, sea lion spirit."

Bai Hua laughed out loud when she heard it, and stretched out a hand to wrap around Cross Country's arm.

...Forget it, as long as the girlfriend is happy.

"I didn't expect you to be proficient in this foreign language." Bai Hua looked up at the cross-country.

"Thanks to my brother, every time he comes here, he insists on comparing his name with me." Cross-country looked at the gate of the zoo, and remembered what happened when he was a child, "Well, they are not very lonely, right? The neuropathy chats with them."

"How can anyone say that he is crazy." Bai Hua lightly pushed the cross-country.

"Isn't it true that you never say you're a psycho?" Cross-country imitated Bai Hua's expression and said seriously.

"Then you say you are crazy, but you can't prove that you are not crazy." Bai Hua shook her head, "The converse proposition of this sentence may not be a true proposition."

"All right, all right, I know you know I know you know I don't know, please let me go."

"There is nothing wrong with this sentence." Bai Hua thought for a while and commented.

"Xueba, can we do the next question?" Cross-country teased, "Do you want to take a crazy car to work tomorrow?"

"As long as you don't get nervous while driving." Bai Hua said with a smile, "I won't go to the company on Monday, and I need to make up for the cases left behind on Saturday."

On Monday, Crossroads first sent Bai Hua to the psychological counseling room to sort out the materials, and then drove to the company.

As soon as he opened the office door, he saw Li Tao's eyes that were about to pop out of their sockets.

As soon as the door was closed here, Li Tao's mouth began to babble again:

"How is it? Did you catch up with Advisor Bai on Friday? Are you two officially together?"

"When the gambling debt is paid off, you have already promised me not to gossip!" Yue Yue stretched out an index finger, shaking it back and forth.

"Forget it, I think it's because you, a coward, didn't seize the opportunity." Li Tao suddenly lost interest, and turned his face to the screen.

Off-road hid his face behind his screen, and bit his lower lip hard to avoid making a sound when he accidentally smirked.

Finally calmed down and started working on the project, Su Ying suddenly called her, and cross-eyed thought of her inexplicable attitude before, and frowned while looking at the caller ID.

Off-road pressed the answer button casually, but when he picked up the phone, his face accidentally touched the hands-free, almost knocking off his eardrum.

"Are you with senior sister?" Su Ying's girlish voice changed.

On the opposite side, Li Tao jumped up and began to use his hands and feet together, performing a pantomime called "Ah, you guys are clearly together, why don't you pretend to be melons?"

Offroad hastily turned off the hands-free button, put the phone back on his ear, and looked up at the angry King Yi:

"Wait until I find a quiet place to talk to you, I have a monkey in my room that's gone mad."

Li Tao was heartbroken, beating her chest and stamping her feet.

Cross-country got up and walked towards the door:

"Now it has evolved into an orangutan."

Finally found a corner where no one was around, picked up the phone, and asked in an uncontrollable excited tone: "Did your senior sister tell you?"

"She took three wrong materials just now." Su Ying sounded very helpless, "I asked her to tell."

Offroad really couldn't imagine what it would be like for Consultant Bai to be in a hurry. He just made up the scene and started laughing in his heart.

"Your blind date..." Su Ying hesitated.

"There is no blind date, I'm just talking nonsense, the one at the gate of Baihua that day was a friend of mine in elementary school." Cross-country replied carelessly.

Su Ying was silent for a while, and then asked very seriously:

"Sister Yue, have you really thought about it?"

"I'm serious." Cross-country lowered his tone and changed into a solemn tone.

"She took the spare key from me today. Do you know what that means? Do you know what you're going to face?"

"You said." Crossroads replied calmly.

"There is almost no way to cure depression. Every attack will cause inertia. Even if it is controlled by drugs, the attacks will become more and more frequent. She may suddenly lose all emotions, may be moody, and may..."

"It's not just about her situation. No one can tell what will happen in the future." Cross-country interrupted Su Ying, "I may not be able to give her a lifetime, but I assure you, if I talk to her for some reason If we want to separate, I will definitely leave after making sure that she is emotionally stable."

"Okay, even if you say that, what about people other than you? Do they know what they are going to face?" Su Ying asked.

In a word, cross-country suddenly woke up from happiness.