The years I treated psychiatrists

Prison Break also froze with fright, and quickly waved his hands:

"Go out to pick it up, remember to take care of it, don't tell me I missed it!"

Yue Yue sat back on the sofa, took a few deep breaths quickly, and calmed down, then changed into a carefree tone, and answered the phone:

"Crooked, Mom."

"Dabao, are you at home? Your father and I want to visit you." Yue's mother's brisk voice sounded.

"Ah, no!" Yue Yue blurted out anxiously.

"Why? What's the matter with you?" Yue's mother sounded very puzzled.

"I..." I was making up an excuse, and cross-country glanced at Ono who was probing around in the living room, "I want to take care of my friend's cat. This cat has just been sterilized, so it's inconvenient."

I'm sorry, but I'm going to falsely pass on the imperial decree for you to be castrated and enter the palace for a while, Ono.Off-road recited Amitabha in his heart.

"Cats? Doesn't Li Tao hate cats?" Mother Yue sounded even more confused.

"It's not Li Tao, it's the...consultant from before." Cross-country hesitated.

"When did you get along so well? I asked you to shovel the cat's shit before, but I've never seen you be so active." Mother Yue said dissatisfied.

"Don't worry about it," Yue said quickly, "You smell like a purring cat. His cat has just finished the operation and is already in a bad mood, so I'll scare it later."

"Okay, okay, forget it, but you have to take care of your relationship with your consultant, I know that Li Tao in your unit..."

"I know, I know." The cross-country interrupted quickly, sweating wildly in your heart, you still don't know that your kid is Baihekong, who is teaming up with Li Tao to squat in Baihua's scandal, "I'll drive back to see you in two days, Do not worry."

"Everyone misses home." Yue Ma muttered and hung up the phone.

Offroad just breathed a sigh of relief when the jailbreak phone in the bedroom rang again.

"Ah? Hello?" Prison Break's almost changed voice came from the bedroom.

"No, I'm at home, busy drawing manuscripts."

"Xuanxuan? I went shopping again."

"Aren't I busy making money, how can I have that kind of effort?"

Cross-country tapped the sofa with ten fingers in turn, and shook his head repeatedly as he listened to the nonsense spoken one after another in the bedroom.

A man's mouth, a ghost who doesn't eat grapes and spits out grape skins.

When the cross-country noticed that a certain black ball of hair was crawling on the ground in front of the sofa, it was too late.

"Ah! You dead cat!" The action of pulling back the hand was a little slow. Although Ono's paws were cut, it also left three white marks on the hands of the off-road. The cat that caused the accident turned around after scratching just run.

"No, no, how can there be a woman's voice!" The escaped voice panicked.

Cross-country quickly covered his mouth.

"I guess the shrew downstairs is cursing again."

"I know, my community just has a lot of neighbors with abnormal brains, but everything else is fine."

The cross-country was so angry that he slammed the sofa.

The jailbreak over there chatted with Yue's mother for a few more words, and then walked out of the bedroom with a disheartened face.

"It's fine?"

"never mind."

Just a few seconds after calming down, the doorbell of the off-road unit door squeaked suddenly, and both of them trembled in fright.

"I'm scared to death." The cross-country patted his chest, stood up and walked to the doorbell of the unit, "The courier won't come sooner or later..."

Just glanced at the monitoring window on the doorbell, the off-road was so frightened that he almost flew straight to the ceiling:

"Why is Mom here!"

Cross-country frantically confessed to the prison escape, put away the quilt on the sofa and the extra toiletries in the bathroom, and tremblingly pressed the voice call button on the doorbell.

"Wait a minute, the button to open the door of my unit was broken two days ago, I'll go straight down and open the door for you."

After finishing speaking, Yue Yue took the key and slowly walked downstairs.

"Mom, why are you here? Where's Dad?" With one hand on the wall, Yue Xio blocked the door of the unit, trying to delay the time.

Yue's mother frowned: "Why can't I come? Aren't you afraid of scaring the cat? I also specially asked your father to go to the pet store outside to buy snacks again, in order to please it."

"Then how can it be, that's not what I meant." Yue Yue still stood at the door, maintaining a smile on his face, "Then...do you want to wait for him to come back before entering the house? You don't have any snacks, I'll take you Wandering around the neighborhood?"

"You will only use the word 'you' with me in two situations," Yue Ma suddenly began to look carefully at the off-road, "one is guilty, the other is sarcasm, and you just smiled for more than three seconds. "

"You... where did you learn this from?" Yue Yue's mother made her feel even more guilty. A whole set of mystery novels only needs one Sherlock Holmes. Why do detectives always appear around her.

"Recently, I followed a psychological counseling public account and posted some knowledge every day. It seems to be called Bai or something."

"Don't you not read the official account?" Cross-country seized the opportunity to fight back.

What's the situation, Bai Hua has already penetrated into his own house?

"Never mind that, why are you still standing at the door?" Yue's mother shifted her weight back, took a small step back, put her hands on her chest and thought for a second, and then suddenly her eyes lit up: "Could it be that you talked about a boyfriend behind our backs?" ?”

...What are you trying to do with your look of finally selling the leftovers?Offroad was speechless for a while.

"Let's go, let's go," Yue's mother pulled the cross-country grill aside, and began to go up the stairs two steps at a time like a primary school student, "I'd like to see, who is this little brain who fell in love with your shortcoming?" Sincerely."

The source of the short-sightedness problem has finally been solved, Crossroad thought desperately.

Yue Yue took out the key to open the door, Xiaoye in the house heard the movement, stuck his head out from the corner of the wall, swayed left and right three times like an Indian, and looked at Yue's mother curiously.

"Is this what it looks like after a sterilization operation?" Yue's mother turned her head and glared at Yue Yue.

Cross-country looked towards the corner, not daring to make a sound.

But Mother Yue quickly regained the excitement she had just now, flipping up and down the room like looking for Easter eggs.Even the inhumane place like the refrigerator was opened and looked at.

As if deliberately leaving the suspense until the end, Yue's mother made the bedroom the last place to check.

Following behind Yue's mother in fear, Cross Country felt like a novice who had played minesweeper until the last moment, and he didn't know when he would be blown out of his wits.

Walking to the door of the bedroom, Yue's mother looked back at the expression on Yue Yue's face, then smiled triumphantly, and nodded slowly with deep meaning.

After checking the bottom of the bed, Yue Ma got up again, and suddenly noticed the computer desk next to her, looked at the main unit that was still humming, and then glanced contemptuously at the last remaining hiding place in the bedroom—the corner big wardrobe:

"I'm suddenly curious, what kind of man are you stealing, and you can actually let you, a slacker, work at home on weekends."

Off-Road was already too nervous: "I've told you that there are really no men. I was just drawing a project."

"I can't see it. The more abnormal your behavior is, the more you have a problem." After finishing speaking, Yue's mother stretched out a hand and pressed the display screen, "Let me see your project...huh?"

The two two-dimensional girls hugging each other just now appeared on the screen. Mother Yue froze, looked at the obviously too intimate pose, then looked back at the cross-country, and her face darkened.

"Tell me the truth, are you really the same as that Li Tao..." Yue Ma said, swallowing, "Like women?"

Cross-country felt a burst of thunder and thunder, and there was no way out, and said, "Yes, I was just drawing this just now, and I didn't want you to find out... there are no men."

"Then why were you so nervous when I was looking for someone all over the room? If I guessed correctly..." Mother Yue said as she walked slowly towards the closet, her tone gradually sinking, "There should be... ..."

The cabinet door suddenly opened with a "bang" sound, and Prison Escape bent over and squatted halfway in the closet, with his head still caught in a pile of coats:

"Mom! I drew that!"

Yue's mother's face turned green, off-road's face turned white, and Prison Break's face suddenly turned red:

"I'm not the man she stole!"

This is great, the three heartless people got together, just enough to have a good time.

None of the three dared to act rashly. They were in a stalemate when the unit doorbell rang again.

That's great, we can set up a mahjong table now.