Rivers and Lakes on the Moon [Comprehensive Martial Arts]

The liquor store is broken and small.

Hu Tiehua said that drinking here is the safest, at least that rich lady of Jin Lingzhi would never think of coming to such a place to find him.

The wine here is naturally not very good.

Qiao Shiyue and Chu Liuxiang had already put down their wine glasses, watching Hu Tiehua pour the wine into their mouths bowl by bowl.

It was very late at night, and there were only three of them left in the wine shop.The waiter also dozed off beside him.

That's good, at least Hu Tiehua won't embarrass them when he's drunk.

Hu Tiehua drank another bowl of wine, "Do you think there is something wrong with my brain?"

Chu Liuxiang said, "Not only is there something wrong, but there is a serious problem."

Hu Tie thought hard for a while, and said, "Yes, I put such a beautiful girl and such delicious wine in that big mansion, and ran to the small wine shop to get drunk with you two."

The pretty girl he was talking about was naturally Jin Lingzhi.

Qiao Shiyue had already held Chu Liuxiang's folding fan in her hand, and took the opportunity to hit Hu Tiehua's head hard, "I'll knock all the water out of your head!"

Chu Liuxiang teased, "I'm afraid you didn't knock the water out of his brain, but knocked him more and more stupid."

Hu Tiehua said, "You two can only talk sarcasticly. One day when you encounter such a bad thing as my old Hu, I don't believe you are still in the mood to drink."

Soon he lost his appetite for drinking.

Just because he was so drunk that he was under the table.

It just so happened that neither Qiao Shiyue nor Chu Liuxiang wanted to carry the drunk.

Besides, it was not the first time that Hu Tiehua fell drunk and fell asleep on the ground.

Xiaoer took the money, don't say you want to sleep on the ground, even if you want to sleep on the beam.

Chu Liuxiang looked at Hu Tiehua who was unconscious on the ground and sighed.

Qiao Shiyue said, "Why are you sighing?"

Chu Liuxiang said, "I was supposed to meet a beautiful woman tonight, but I never expected to guard such a drunkard."

Qiao Shiyue pretended to be angry, "Am I not a beautiful woman?"

Chu Liuxiang rubbed his nose, "I don't want to meet Xiao Li Feidao, who is well-known."

The two were gossiping and chatting, and a beautiful woman just happened to come outside the door.

She sat directly opposite to Chu Liuxiang, as if she was going to his appointment.

She poured the wine back into Hu Tiehua's bowl, raised her head and started drinking, looking like she must get drunk.

Qiao Shiyue didn't intend to speak out to stop her, women know women best, how could she not understand what this little girl wants to do?

Her name is Ai Hong, and she is only 16 years old this year. She uses herself to repay the 500 taels of silver that her sister Ai Qing owes Chu Liuxiang.

After hearing this, before Chu Liuxiang could answer, Qiao Shiyue spoke first. She knew that this little girl had evil intentions, so naturally she didn't intend to be polite to her.

The little girl put away her seductive eyes, glared at Qiao Shiyue and said, "What are you laughing at?"

Qiao Shiyue patted Chu Liuxiang's shoulder, "I laugh at when Chu Liuxiang became Tang Sanzang, and there are female fairies trying to force him to marry me wherever he goes."

Being teased by friends like this, Chu Liuxiang could only smile wryly.

Ai Hong didn't want to smile bitterly, she suppressed her anger and smiled lightly, "I don't know if he will like me or you, an old woman." She obviously regarded Qiao Shiyue as a strong enemy.

No woman wants to be ridiculed for being old, and Qiao Shiyue is no exception. She said, "Men don't hate old women, they only hate ugly women, let alone grow up to be as ugly as you."

This sentence just angered her, and Ai Hong slapped the table to stand up and was about to fight Qiao Shiyue desperately.

When women quarrel, there is no business for men.Chu Liuxiang knows this well.

Qiao Shiyue shook his wine glass, and said calmly, "You want to fight with me, but I'm too lazy to fight with you. Why don't you go find a beggar and give them steamed buns."

Ai Hong became furious, smashed the wine jar, and used the fragments as a sharp sword to stab Qiao Shiyue's throat!

Although this female goblin has a big temper, she still has some real moves.

If it was Qiao Shiyue in the past, he would probably only have to dodge Qinggong.But after seeing Ye Gucheng's sword, every sword user's moves were extremely slow, and the piece fell off when the wrist was turned.

Her wrist was also broken.

Ai Hong stabbed in Qiao Shiyue's direction at that time, but her feet folded behind Chu Liuxiang's back. When she lifted her legs, the bright knife tip on her toes reached Chu Liuxiang's back.

She wanted to restrain the two of them together, but Qiao Shiyue grabbed her arm and fell directly onto the wine table.

Qiao Shiyue took off her two shoes and said, "Holy Monk, I didn't expect that this female fairy not only wanted to sleep with you, but also wanted to eat your Tang Monk meat."

Two pink embroidered shoes were placed on the table. Who would have thought that there was a murder knife hidden inside them?

It was the time when Chu Liuxiang had to speak, "Wukong, why don't you let this benefactor go quickly."

Qiao Shiyue had expected him to say this a long time ago. When Chu Liuxiang met a beautiful woman, her heart became softer than tofu. Now she doesn't want to be serious, she just wants to act, "Master, she is really a monster, look What she feeds you are snakes, insects, rats and ants!" After that, he kicked Hu Tiehua twice who was sleeping dead under the table, second senior brother, it's time for you to speak the lines!

Chu Liuxiang's addiction to drama also came up, and she said with a stern face, "Let her go, or I will have to chant a curse for my teacher."

Hearing the words, Qiao Shiyue rolled on the ground and said, "Master, Wukong knew he was wrong, please forgive me!!!"

Chu Liuxiang was dumbfounded, the show is over...

Nobody remembers that joke lying on the table.