Rivers and Lakes on the Moon [Comprehensive Martial Arts]

What the fat woman Ah Shui took out from her chest was not a hidden weapon, but a few small pearl cakes.

No one knows how she squeezed these into her arms.

She picked up a piece and fed it to Lu Xiaofeng's mouth and said, "You should try the pastries I made myself."

Lu Xiaofeng ate the pastry with Ah Shui's fingers, smacked his lips as if drinking fine nectar, and said, "It's really delicious." He didn't do it intentionally, all actions have already become natural, Lu Xiaofeng should be like this Do.

Seeing it, Ah Shui said happily, "Come with me, and you can eat delicious food every day. It's really cheap for you."

Lu Xiaofeng didn't know what expression to put on other than a wry smile, he said, "You came here to take me away?"

Ah Shui said honestly, "I came here to help a friend, but now that I saw you, I forgot whether that friend is tall, short, fat, or thin." After speaking, she thought she had winked at Lu Xiaofeng, and she Her eyes were pitifully small because of the flesh all over her face, and Lu Xiaofeng had amazing eyesight, so she couldn't see what she was doing.

At the moment of embarrassment, suddenly an old man came in cursing from the window, and cursed as he turned, "Madam, I knew you were yelling to help but you didn't have a good heart, and you're looking at that greasy-haired and pink-faced little boy. "

After hearing this sentence, Ah Shui didn't react, but Lu Xiaofeng took a step back, touched his nose in embarrassment, molesting someone else's wife would be struck by lightning, although Lu Xiaofeng didn't think he had the courage.

Before the old man could finish his sentence, his eyes were glued to Qiao Shiyue's body. His expression was like that when a person in the desert sees a clear spring, or a beggar sees a fat chicken, he almost drools.

Looking at him, he has no flesh from top to bottom, and his ribs can be clearly seen even when he lifts up his shirt. His waist is bent and his neck is stretched out. He is black and thin and shrunk into a ball, which is uncomfortable to look at.

He swallowed and said, "Dare to ask the girl's name?"

These two couples are really rogue color matching ghosts, a match made in heaven!

Feng Shui took turns, and now it was Lu Xiaofeng's turn to watch the fun with folded arms.

Qiao Shiyue was obviously not as experienced as Lu Xiaofeng, and his temper in this area was not as good as him, so he held a sword with one hand and said, "My name is Ni and my name is Mama Ni."

The old man didn't seem to understand, he muttered to himself, "Ma Ni, Ma Ni, what a good name." He said again and again, "Miss Ni, I heard your name is too elegant, I couldn't help but improvise. This poem, I hope the girl will show her face and listen to a few words."

Qiao Shiyue really doesn't want to appreciate this face. Seeing other people traveling through time, Wan Guan's family is rich and beautiful, at least there are thousands of handsome guys who come to flirt. You can exchange for a flat at the price, and when you come to her, you don't say anything, and you only send the next one to strike up a conversation after you are married. He is still a pervert, and looking at his appearance, Qiao Shiyue really wants to give God two slaps Let it out.

Art is really fucking derived from life and higher than life.

The old man saw that Qiao Shiyue was silent, so he just read it on his own. Although the few words he said just now were considered educated, the poems he actually made were nonsense.

Even Qiao Shiyue, who didn't understand, couldn't hear it, and she couldn't hear it, but Lu Xiaofeng could.Before he finished reading halfway, Lu Xiaofeng laughed out loud.

Ah Shui was flirting vigorously, but who would have thought that the person involved would actually laugh, and immediately turned cold, although it doesn't make any difference whether the face is cold or hot.

Taking advantage of Qiao Shiyue's inattention, the old man adjusted his voice and walked in her direction while muttering. Lu Xiaofeng was blocked by Ah Shui, a mountain of meat, and couldn't see clearly.

The silver needle in the old man's sleeve shot at Qiao Shiyue in an instant!

The plum-blossom needles have been soaked in the gun for seven days and nights, and then painted with black paint. They are the best hidden weapons in the dark.

She can't hide it!

A crow called out.

People regarded crows as a symbol of bad luck, and they wished to be stoned to death when they saw them. In the eyes of Qiao Shiyue now, it made the most beautiful sound in the world, the sound that could save her life.

Almost instinctively, Qiao Shiyue rolled around in the air and ran to Jin Ganoderma lucidum's bedside to protect him. A row of needles penetrated deeply into the floor tiles, and the sound was clearly audible. What it feels like on the bone.

At the same time, Ah Shui also shot instantly.

Lu Xiaofeng was already prepared, he broke out in a cold sweat just now, but luckily there was no danger, fighting with Ah Shui was just a bit of effort, after all it was really heavy!

He was still in the mood to joke, "Didn't you keep saying that you would take me home? Why are you going to kill me now?"

Ah Shuidao, "Who said I'm going to kill you, I'm just going to send you back to your hometown." When it comes to changing faces, any woman can come out on top in this competition.

She said so, but who in this world can kill Lu Xiaofeng!

The situation on Qiao Shiyue's side was not so optimistic.

The old man didn't seem to have any interest in Jin Lingzhi, he only focused on attacking her.I don't know how many weapons and concealed weapons this person has hidden in his clothes. He used a knife to make two moves and found it unsatisfactory, so he switched to a sword. Ming weapons and hidden weapons are mixed.Qiao Shiyue also had to pay attention to the barbed wire and thorns that appeared at some point, and the beating was miserable.

Qiao Shiyue thought that hitting like this was not the way to go, so she led the old man out of the door. She remembered that during the day, she was afraid that the golden ganoderma lucidum would accidentally hurt someone, so she hung her dick on the wall, and now it is just in use.

It just so happened that the old man swung his arm and shot a shot. Qiao Shiyue seized the opportunity to retreat outside the house, stepped on the pedal with a feint, and a gun shot out quickly, almost reaching the old man's chest along with Qiao Shiyue's sword. Confrontationally, he is inevitable!

Considering that he might have to get some words out of his mouth later, he hit the back of his head with the scabbard of his left hand, knocking him unconscious.

Lu Xiaofeng saw that Qiao Shiyue had tidied things up neatly, so he called Ah Shui to tell Rao to fly away.

Lu Xiaofeng has always been forgiving and forgiving, Ah Shui is at the end of his rope, so he doesn't need to chase after him.

Qiao Shiyue just rushed to him, hit Lu Xiaofeng with the scabbard and said, "Why did you let her go?"

Lu Xiaofeng shrugged and said, "What are you keeping her for?"

Qiao Shiyue said, "Save it and ask who sent them."

Lu Xiaofeng said, "Nv Xia Qiao, it seems that you are very good at extracting confessions?"

Qiao Shiyue resisted the desire to shake her head.