After teasing the emperor, I overturned the car

He Rongchuan tightly clasped the wrist of the man on the couch, but Chi Yi rubbed his head on the back of his hand.

Then, Ah Wu bit his finger.

His expression changed slightly, and he quickly withdrew his hand.Chi Yi turned over and smacked his mouth twice.

He Rongchuan frowned, should I give him some meat just now?

This time Chi Yi woke up, rubbed his eyes and got up, recognized the person next to him, confirmed the distance between the two, put on a fierce expression, pushed him, and said angrily: "You're so embarrassed to come here I was scared to death by you today, do you know? Which word did I say wrong, why do you lose your temper with me? You just don’t like me, right? You see that Chi Xiaoyi is so handsome, you are jealous of me ?!"

The more he spoke, the angrier he became, and he slapped He Rongchuan's face fiercely, "You also asked me if I was afraid of you, and you didn't know what to do? You were going to kill me every now and then, so should I say I'm not afraid? Torii?"

Chi Yi lay on the couch angrily, but felt that the other party was looking at him.

He couldn't see what to look at.

Chi Yi propped his chin with a pillow, and looked up at He Rongchuan's handsome face.Tired of swearing at people, he began to mutter: "But don't worry, although you are not a good person, although I want to kill the king like the general public, I will definitely help you. Isn't it the peasant uprising? I can handle it."

His emotions came and went quickly, and he was no longer angry after scolding, but thought it was a little fun.He picked up a strand of He Rongchuan's broken hair and twirled it around his fingers, "When the mission is successful, I will definitely abduct you. It's better not to sell it to a brothel. I will definitely make a lot of money by using modern knowledge to start a business. Wait for me If I get rich, I will take care of you, right? Tsk tsk, let a tyrant bring me tea and water to warm my bed, it’s simply not too pleasant... Eh?"

The person in front of him suddenly stood up, without looking at him, strode out of the door, and slammed the door heavily.

Chi Yi blinked towards the door blankly, what kind of crazy is this?

The little eunuch who was watching the night outside the door was dozing off when he suddenly heard the palace door open and slammed shut. He saw His Majesty's face was gloomy, the veins on his neck were bulging, and his body was trembling slightly.He wanted to go forward to serve him, but he was stared back with a fierce look.

He Rongchuan drew a sword from the guard's waist, drove away the eunuchs following him, and went to the back garden of the palace alone.

He stopped under a tree, took off his robe, and danced his sword as usual.

But this time he used extra force. With his tall and straight figure coupled with his fierce sword strike, his aura was already frightening.

He inserted the hilt of the sword into the trunk repeatedly, and the tree was mottled by him. It seemed that only such damage could vent the anger in his heart at this time.

He resisted being offended by that person a few times before, at most he would punish him afterwards.But pampering him like this, he really thought that he didn't know what he was doing, so he got worse and dared to say anything and do anything.

He clenched his fists, words like "brothel", "nurturing", "bed warming" were still clamoring in his mind.

He Rongchuan has favored and trusted many courtiers, but no matter how popular a person is, as long as he says the words Chi Yi just said in front of him, he will definitely let this person die without a place to bury him.

But he can't do anything to this person alone.

No matter how angry he was, he could only find Yupei in the dark in the middle of the night, and then sleep in a room without a bed.If it fails, come out to practice swords and cut trees.

He struck the tree trunk with a sword, his cheeks were flushed, and his breath was heavy.

Before draining all of Chi Yi's value, he must be patient.

Now that he calls himself a tyrant, let him pay for his insolence the day he is no longer needed.

After practicing the sword, he calmed down. When He Rongchuan returned to the room, he saw that the lights in the room had gone out. Chi Yi hugged the pillow and curled up under the quilt, sleeping soundly.

So, did he blow out the lights on purpose?I was in the room just now and kept the lamp on. Did he think it was too bright to sleep well?

He Rongchuan frowned, what mess was he thinking about?

……

Early the next morning, the large army set off to return to the capital.Chi Yi was asked to take the emperor's car by name. He thought he had to help out with Wang Lu and Yang Shun, but when he went there, he found that there were only him and He Rongchuan in the big car.

Chi Yi asked carefully: "What does Your Majesty want me to do?"

He Rongchuan didn't look away from the official document, "No need, find a place to sit by yourself."

Chi Yi sat down obediently, seeing that the man had been looking at the documents on the table, feeling very bored.He couldn't sit still, he tinkered with the decorations in the car for a while, helped him organize the messy documents for a while, and opened the curtain of the car to talk about the scenery outside.

He Rongchuan was so noisy that he couldn't bear it anymore, and slapped a memorial on the table, "Cut off your hands and sew your mouth on, can you calm down?"

Chi Yi knew that the other party was trying to scare him, so he didn't bother to pretend to be pleasing to the eye, so he just jumped to He Rongchuan's side and leaned on him, "I'm bored, so I'll stay in your protagonist's aura Now, out of sight, out of mind."

Seeing him start working again, Chi Yi put his chin on his shoulder and read the memorial with him.

Many modern history textbooks are also written in traditional Chinese, so Chi Yi can understand the documents in front of him, but after reading a few sentences that are all clichés, he starts to yawn.It wasn't until He Rongchuan picked up his pen to write that he cast his curious gaze again.

Although this person has a violent personality, his writing is dignified and majestic, with a bit of character.If you haven't read the original book, but only read his words and his face, you might think that he is a great talent, an emperor who is patient and decisive, and wins thousands of miles.

——He was indeed a great talent, forbearing and decisive, and decisively won thousands of miles, but he died a miserable death.After all, he was also brutal, violent and murderous, which could cover everything in front of him.

It's a pity, he is obviously a good person, alas.

While sighing, Chi Yi looked at his reply to the memorial, feeling very disgusted.He wanted to comfort an officer who had lost a battle, but he used the tone of a leader's lecture. Who would be happy when he received it?It's not conducive to winning people's hearts, okay?

He snatched the memorial, took the pen in He Rongchuan's hand, chewed on the pen holder, and wrote "Come on!" The other party couldn't understand, and he couldn't make up the polite words...

Finally, he used a Chinese ink pen to add a sentence after the emperor's reply: I am optimistic about you.

These words were chosen mainly because they are all in simplified Chinese.Anyway, it's just a cliché, and it doesn't have any practical meaning, but it can make the other party feel comfortable.Another cute kaomoji, perfect.

Chi Yi mixed his masterpiece into the approved memorial, put the pen back into the man's hand, and hid aside as if nothing had happened.

He Rongchuan turned to his revised memorial, but nothing happened.His expression was flat, his eyes seemed to pass over Chi Yi unintentionally, and he picked up the next document.

Chi Yi turned his back and snickered, this is so exciting.This time I was just acting cute, maybe in the future I can change the will of the tyrant, and many things will not go to the original ending.

While imagining a bright future, he suddenly heard a noise around him.Wang Lu opened the curtain to report: "Your Majesty, there are troublemakers ahead, and the guards are chasing them away."

Chi Yi was taken aback, and dared to make trouble in front of the tyrant, these so-called unreasonable people would probably die tragically under the butcher's knife of the dog emperor.

However, He Rongchuan just asked, "What's going on?"

Wang Ludao: "The unruly people stopped our car, claiming to be local county citizens, and want to sue the local government for illegally increasing taxes and fish meat."

Chi Yi thought that He Rongchuan would directly kill this group of people, but unexpectedly he thought for a moment, and said coldly: "Take a rest and interrogate on the spot. You send someone to the county government and bring those county officials."

Chi Yi was slightly surprised, really interrogated?

Wang Lu agreed, and asked again: "Which adult will your Majesty ask to interrogate?"

He Rongchuan tilted his head slightly, lowered his brows, and his eyes were dark.

Suddenly, he turned his head and looked at the person huddled up with his back facing him, "Chi Yi, you go."