After teasing the emperor, I overturned the car

As soon as Chi Yi moved away from the sacred tree, he began to think about countermeasures.

Why did He Rongchuan suddenly not allow him to approach?Did he find out what he did in the protagonist's halo?No, if you really found out, probably the first thing you do when you wake up is to kill him.

No matter what the reason is, not being able to get close to the protagonist of the original book is equivalent to losing the golden finger. Chi Xiaoyi is an ordinary person. If he doesn't even have the only golden finger, how can he complete the perverted tasks of the system?How to save the tyrant?

Going a little farther, the field of vision will open up, and beyond the forest is a large expanse of plains.Chi Yi suddenly realized - who said that to save the tyrant, one must be by the tyrant's side?

Now that there is no golden finger, he should quickly stay away from this guy who will kill him at some point.To facilitate peace talks between the two countries, it is best to go back to Longzhou City, where people will listen to what you say...

He glanced back at the depths of the dense forest, but left He Rongchuan here by himself?

Forget it, anyway, the hidden guard will be here soon.Besides, Princess Ariel is his own mother, and she is accompanied by an expert who knows witchcraft, so how can she have anything to do with herself?He was so decisive just now, maybe he didn't want to see himself for a long time.

But...why did he come to the side gate of Longzhou City by himself last night?

Chi Yi's heart tugged inexplicably, sour and astringent.If He Rongchuan kept this attitude and kept him away, he might never come back. Thinking about it this way, I really feel a little bit reluctant.

What are you reluctant to bear?His feelings for this person were too complicated to understand for a while.So he endured the pain and cut through the mess quickly, suppressing the many unnecessary emotions.

After all, you have to survive first before you can have a life to talk about feelings.

Wrapping himself tightly in the cloak he had stolen from somewhere, he walked toward the camp gate with his head held high.

When Lu Yu was questioned about his origin, he said that he was a member of the camp and had gone to the country of Gu under the order of the princess.All the way went smoothly, until when they were about to leave, the soldier guarding the gate suddenly asked, "Where did you get this cloak?"

Chi Yi didn't remember where he got the cloak, so he answered "my own" casually, and saw the soldier issue an order, and a dozen gatekeepers with knives and guns surrounded him.

"Why is he wearing the princess's cloak?"

"He must be a spy from the north. He sneaked into the princess's room to steal information and stole the cloak by the way!"

"Then what are you waiting for? Take him down soon!"

Pure Chinese people from all directions surrounded him, and Chi Yi cried out inwardly.He has no strength at this time, although he is carrying the self-defense equipment left by the hidden guard, but he has no kung fu, even with these miniature weapons, he can't deal with more than a dozen people...

If they were caught by them as spies, they would really die.

Chi Yi had an idea, and remembered the kit that the system gave him last night.

The system says to open when encountering a crisis, what is it that can solve all crises?A machete that kills all directions?A pill to fake death?Or a pack of delirious incense?But when you squeeze it from the outside, you can't feel anything.

Chi Yi pulled the bright red kit from his waist and opened his mouth.

……

There was indeed nothing in the bag, only a smell wafted out, and the pure national soldiers around smelled it, and they all held their noses and coughed, unable to open their eyes.

Seeing this scene, Chi Yi couldn't help being stunned, so he sniffed the smell carefully, it seemed to be... the smell of stinky tofu?

It stinks a bit, but it's not so bad, right?

Then, suddenly, he understood.At that time, he bought this book "The Destruction of Tyrants" from the Internet, and when he went out to pick up the express delivery, he also took his afternoon tea-a fried stinky tofu.As a result, he unpacked the stinky tofu while unpacking the book. With a shake of his hand, all the stinky tofu juice was splashed on the book.

He had to tear up all the pages that smelled of stinky tofu, and put the book on the balcony to dry for several days to get rid of the weird smell.

So I made the books smell like stinky tofu, and I am immune to it when I wear them, but it stinks to the aborigines in these books? !

This broken system is really a big brain hole...

Seeing that no one was paying attention to him at this time, Chi Yi looked around and found a tree beside him.Although it was a little shorter than the tallest holy tree, it was enough.

He took out a pair of rakes from the package that the hidden guard gave him, put them on his hands, and pressed them into the tree trunk to fix his body.Coupled with the tree-climbing skills he practiced at his grandmother's house in the countryside when he was a child, he quickly reached a high place successfully.

The body hadn't fully recovered, and after such a toss, Chi Yi lay on the branch panting.Seeing those people waking up from the smell of stinky tofu and going up the tree to catch him, his brain turned rapidly for a moment, and finally decided to take out a pair of miniature bows and arrows from the package, pull them away decently, and point them not far away sacred tree.

"Don't come here! If you dare to step forward again, I will shoot this arrow and destroy the spiritual veins of the sacred tree. Don't you know that once the sacred tree is destroyed, your entire battalion will be finished! "

A few pure Chinese who were eager to try really hesitated, discussed a few words in a low voice, and then immediately sent someone to inform the princess.

Chi Yi breathed a sigh of relief.In fact, he doesn't know how to use this bow and arrow at all, and he will probably shoot it to the ground if he lets go; he doesn't know what kind of spiritual veins the sacred tree has, anyway, he said it has it, so how dare those people take such a risk.

His purpose is to attract Princess Ariel, at least not to be killed by these spectators who don't know the truth.He wanted to have a good talk with Ariel. Since He Rongchuan didn't really want to see him, he must be able to leave here through non-violent means.

"Don't worry, an arrow can't hurt the sacred tree." Ariel strode forward, glanced at the people on the tree, and then ordered the soldiers around: "Get out of the way, I will have a word with him. "

Seeing her coming, Chi Yi began to recite the words he had prepared long ago in pure Chinese: "I am from the Gu country, and I came to escort your son. Now that the person has been delivered, I should go back, I don't know For any of your secrets, the only thing that has been stolen from you is the cloak on your body. It would be better if you let me go. After I go back, I can continue to be a peace envoy between the two countries..."

Ariel stared at him for a while, and then he spoke in fluent Gu Guo dialect: "If you escort him, then you are his entourage? If so, you want to leave, but you have his consent?"

Chi Yi frowned. With He Rongchuan's personality, no matter how much he didn't want to see him, he would definitely not allow him to leave directly.

"Of course he doesn't agree with you leaving, but I know that if you don't want to, it's useless to stay here." She pointed in a direction, "That's the country of Gu. If you really want to leave , I will not stop you, and everyone here will not stop you."

Her voice paused for a moment, and Chi Yi's first reaction was to run away, but he hesitated for a moment, but he still didn't move.He heard that this man had a backhand.

Sure enough, Ariel said, "But——I'd like to tell you something. Guess what He Rongchuan's reaction was when he heard that you were leaving?"

What kind of reaction could there be? Chi Yi curled his lips, of course he was furious and wanted to catch himself back and kill him.

Ariel raised one arm high, brushed off his sleeve exaggeratedly, and said calmly: "He—holding my arm, crying and begging me to take you back, the snot and tears made me It’s full of sleeves. I heard that he became ruthless after he became the emperor, but I didn’t expect that he would still cry as much as he did when he was a child.”

Chi Yi: ...? ? ?

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