After teasing the emperor, I overturned the car

He Rongchuan put down his pen and looked at him with great interest, "You have lived in the prime minister's residence for four years, and you must have learned a lot. Why do you only know how to do things when you are with me?"

"Now that I have dressed up today, I will show off my hands. In case I see Yao Han in the future, I will not be able to praise you."

What is "learned a lot of skills"? !Didn't Chi Yi learn how to be a male favorite in the Prime Minister's Mansion?He wants to see himself striptease him? !

Chi Yi understood that this person hadn't had an attack for so long before, so he was waiting here.His behavior is clearly to make fun of himself, and he doesn't know when he offended him...

"What does Your Majesty want to see?" Chi Yi bit the bullet.

"Choose what you are good at, not limited to singing and dancing, if you want silk and bamboo orchestra, there are also in the palace...it's up to you."

Chi Yi wanted to cry but had no tears. This guy in front of him who is serious about entertaining others is really a murderous tyrant?Fortunately, he didn't want to watch striptease, but in the book he has been living a life of almost abstinence, and he has never heard that he is interested in talent shows!

Of course he, a modern person, does not have skills such as singing, dancing and musical instruments.But he did live in the Prime Minister's Mansion for four years, and it would be unreasonable if he couldn't get anything out.

Chi Yi's forehead was sweating, saying that he only knows how to perform intercourse surgery, will he be beaten to death?if not?Music, chess, calligraphy, painting, poetry, wine and tea...

"How about, well, let me... write you a poem?" Chi Yi flattered her face.

Although he has never learned to write poetry as a history student, he can't really know other things, and he can't write poetry if he can't write poetry!

He Rongchuan scoffed lightly when he heard the words, glanced at him lightly, and turned his eyes away, "Okay, write.——Don't hide, come to my side and write."

Chi Yi, who was just about to hide and copy the book, had to sit down beside him, frowning and biting the penholder.

Can't let him see that he doesn't understand the rhythm of poetry, so write ancient poems, what content should he write...Praises are too fake, this person hates others to flatter him, so it's better to express his true feelings.

It was rare to express feelings in front of a tyrant, Chi Yi was really nervous and didn't think too much about it, so he just wrote a few lines and submitted them.Then he rubbed back, intending to wait for He Rongchuan's permission before running away.

But he waited for a long time, but he didn't see the man look away from the paper.Gradually, he felt that He Rongchuan's breathing became faster and heavier. The palace was quiet at night, and this breath seemed to be aggressive. Although it was low, it could occupy and devour everything in the world at any time.

Inexplicably, Chi Yi's feet felt cold, "Well, I can't write well..."

After a long time, his breathing finally calmed down, and Chi Yi's words of making amends were stuck in his throat.He Rongchuan put down the paper suddenly, and when he looked at him, his eyes were still full of sharpness that was too late to put away.

"It's really not good. You want to please me with such words, Yao Han taught?"

Chi Yi's tongue is tied, it's good if he can write poems, who cares about the content.He smiled carefully, "Do you think it's not good? ——Whatever your majesty likes, I'll just write another one."

He Rongchuan glanced at him, picked up the book on the table without saying a word.

Chi Yi accepted his acquiescence and picked up his pen again.But what does he like?After chewing the conversation just now twice, Chi Yi gritted his teeth and wrote another song.

While sipping the spicy tea in his cup, He Rongchuan unfolded the paper, glanced at it, and then coughed heavily, obviously the heat hit his throat.

"I don't read it. You read it yourself." He patted the piece of paper in front of Chi Yi.

... Read it by yourself?Chi Yi was dumbfounded. He looked over pitifully, but saw the man pick up the book again without even looking at him.

OK, just read it!

The more guilty he was, the clearer his voice was, as if he was reciting some congratulatory edict.

Although He Rongchuan lowered his head on purpose, Chi Yi still caught a glimpse of the almost imperceptible smile on the corner of his lips.

Then he said with a smile: "Good poem. It's just that I don't understand one sentence. What's the explanation for this 'fragrant quilt is crispy and tender, and the honey blade opens chastity'?"

Chi Yi's face turned red.The whole poem is just a bit more beautiful, and he only mixed in this terrible sentence. He wanted to show his sincerity, but he was singled out?

It's okay to flirt in any way when others can't see it, but he is at a loss when he is questioned face to face, "This, this sentence is..." It took a long time but he didn't come out.

"I won't say it anymore?" He Rongchuan raised his voice slightly, "It's the same for me to see."

Chi Yi shuddered all over, this man is not finished testing himself!Can this be done?Wouldn't that be seducing him again?

He hesitated for a moment, then suddenly raised an arm, folded his wide sleeves in front of him, lowered his head slightly, and the tassels in his hair trembled.He twisted the earrings with his fingers, and choked his voice:

"If Your Majesty likes this kind of poem, I will make it for you in whatever taste you want. But I will sell your art and not your body. It is very expensive, even if your Majesty is here, you won't want it."

He looked shy and covered half of his face with his sleeve.At first, he wanted to wink at the person in front of him, but he was cowardly, and finally turned into a wink, and the long eyelashes painted with toner were really charming.

Chi Yi was terribly numb by his appearance, but he knew in his heart that He Rongchuan just wanted to make fun of him to vent his emotions.The more exaggerated I am, the easier it is to expose this matter.

He Rongchuan stared at him for a moment, then sneered suddenly, got up and walked to the window, "I will let Liu Zheng enter the palace tomorrow, and I will read the documents tonight, and write up what I want to say tonight."

Chi Yi stuck out his tongue secretly, and sure enough the tyrant cared most about his work.

After thinking about it like this, I heard a low and dull voice: "Just now I saw that you didn't have much time for dinner, and you can tell Wang Lu what you want to eat at night. He is a slave, so you don't have to look at his face."

These words softened Chi Yi's heart. Just as he was about to reply with a few nice words, his voice rose, with a bit of banter: "I have whatever flavor I want? It's sour, sweet, bitter, spicy, and salty, the same song. "

Chi Yi: ...?

Did you owe him anything in your previous life? !

The counselor Chi Yi didn't say a word, and silently agreed, changed into a woman's attire, ordered a plate of snacks, and went to think about Liu Zheng's affairs.

Dark clouds cover the moon, revealing a faint light.On the couch by the window, Chi Yi fell asleep crookedly before he had time to put down the bed curtain.

One of the two cloud-pattern lamps on the table was turned off, and under the dim light, He Rongchuan wrote down Yao Han's request that Chi Yi had conveyed, and prepared to hand it over to the subordinates tomorrow.There are fewer and fewer people available under his command, so it's time to add some.

He was busy until midnight as usual, and the official documents on the table were cleaned up, leaving only a piece of crumpled paper.

He unfolded it and read it again, unable to help but look towards the window.

"Dark soul loses loyalty, Yun Hanguang is difficult to cross..."

This poem is really hard to read, it doesn't follow the rhythm, it uses crude words, and the sentence structure is awkward. I don't know who Yao Han found to teach him, and...

Also, these words are probably what Chi Yi most wanted to say to him without thinking about it.

Said that the real him is like the moonlight covered by dark clouds, no matter how hard you search, you can't touch it.

The sweat on his palms soaked the crumpled paper, and his whole body tensed up.All kinds of actions of this person today are floating in front of his eyes, but now is not the time to attack, he can't tear himself apart with Chi Yi.

He Rongchuan picked up the vermilion pen used for reviewing official documents, swiped it vigorously on the inkstone a few times, grabbed a stack of paper, and the pen penetrated the back of the paper with great force, and the ink was stained.

Holding the written paper, he strode to the couch by the window, but he was a little dazed when he saw the man.Chi Yi curled himself up into a ball, with half of his body hanging outside the bed, his face buried in his arms was restless, and his brows were slightly frowned.

He Rongchuan suddenly grabbed the man's right arm, opened his palm, and kept his fingertips in the palm, pressed down slightly, and closed his eyes for a long time.

He didn't notice any abnormality in the aura in the palm of his hand, and in the end he helped the person who was about to fall to lie down on the couch, put down the blackout curtain, wiped off the bright red from his lips, and wiped it on the person's nose.

Then he casually threw the writing paper he just wrote into the charcoal basin, sparking a cluster of flames.

……

Early the next morning, when Chi Yi woke up, he found that there was paper ashes in the charcoal basin, and he couldn't spell out any complete meaning after pulling it twice, so forget it.

System: Is the host resting?A new main mission is about to start!

Chi Yi: Good for your size!You see that tyrant let me rest?It's only been two days, why come to the mission again?

System: Saving the tyrant has not been successful, and the host still needs to work hard.Now start the main mission [Avenging Wrongs for the People], mission objective: to avenge Shi Lie's family, mission duration: three months.

Chi Yi: ...What does your main mission have to do with saving the tyrant?

System: Who knows, maybe it has something to do with it!

Chi Yi: ...

Today is another day of being a cow and a horse for the system.

He did promise to avenge Shi Lie, but that family died in corvee labor in Longzhou. Longzhou is a corner place one hundred and eight thousand miles away from the capital, and it is impossible to find anything, let alone revenge.

In the original book, Longzhou is an important location because the pure state invasion and peasant uprising broke out from here.But these two things are too far away from now, and nothing will happen in three months.

But this morning's task was to meet Liu Zheng, so Chi Yi had no choice but to put on a bitter face.But when the old man saw him, he pointed at him and shouted: "Why are you?! You clearly said that His Majesty summoned you!"

"Your Majesty has a lot to do every day, so how can you do everything yourself." Chi Yi smiled and pressed down his finger, and sat down by himself.No matter how busy He Rongchuan is, it's not that he doesn't have time for this, but if he has something to say, it's better to speak up by himself.

Chi Yi recited to him a few pieces of information collected in the middle of the night last night, which were a few memorials of him cursing others. There was nothing wrong with each of them individually, but when read together, the content was contradictory.

"...In April of the first year, you went to the Shu to criticize the extravagance of the Qingming Festival and the waste of money. The next year, the court cut down on expenditure, and you said that etiquette was not good enough, because it was treating the ancestors poorly. Liu Shilang talked about how much money the Qingming Festival would cost. , can you be satisfied if you can't go up or down?"

Although the memorial is not public, every time Liu Zheng curses someone, he has to hand in a copy, and then make countless copies to spread to the people, so these things Chi Yi said are well known.

Many officials in the DPRK and China knew that there was something wrong with Liu Zheng, but no one made a fuss about it.He Rongchuan himself didn't speak, no one dared to label the emperor as harsh to his ministers.

"So what?" Liu Zheng brushed his nostrils at him, "I am wholeheartedly admonishing for the country, even if what I say is wrong, do you still want to call me out?"

"Admonishing for the country is contradictory. Presumably it's not for admonishing, but for cursing, right?" Chi Yi smiled as brightly as the morning sun, with spring breeze in his eyes.

He slapped the letter he found from Shi Lie's room on the table, "I can't get enough of cursing myself, and I want to drag the entire Central Army to scold me, what kind of hatred is there? Could it be that your family was ruined by some decree? "

Seeing the letter written by himself, Liu Zheng's expression immediately changed, "You, where did you find it?! It should have been burned tomorrow..."

Chi Yi didn't explain too much to him, he only restrained his smile, lowered his eyes and said: "This letter could have been handed over directly to the Ministry of Criminal Justice for a serious trial. I'm here today because I don't want to make it so ugly. You have explained it truthfully. , and save some face for you."

Liu Zheng stood up when he heard the words, glared at Chi Yi for a moment, then laughed out loud, walked a few steps into the hall, his arrogance was evident on his face, and he raised his head and said loudly:

"If it violates the destiny and ethics, the heavens will hate it. The ambition exists, but now I die for the community, and future generations should follow me!"

Chi Yi was stunned, chewing on the taste of these words... Not good!

Liu Zheng suddenly turned around and ran wildly, and ran into the pillar——

"Snapped!"

Liu Zheng was hit on the back of the head by a teacup, blood dripped down, and he fell to the ground together with broken porcelain.

Chi Yi panted heavily, still maintaining the posture of picking up the teacup just now, and blisters quickly formed on the back of his hand that had been scalded by hot water.

"Master Chi...Liu Shilang!"

The eunuchs and guards outside the door squeezed in and hurriedly moved the unconscious Liu Zheng on the ground.Chi Yi wiped it on his face, only to feel the pain in the back of his hand.In order not to delay the matter in front of him, he held back for now and put his hands behind his back.

Everyone confirmed Liu Zheng's condition, and the leading eunuch looked at Chi Yi in embarrassment, "Your Majesty is out of the palace today to inspect the examination room, look at this..."

"Send this person to the big inner cell for custody, find a doctor to watch over him, and don't let him die." Chi Yi still had lingering fears in his heart, but deliberately pretended to be calm, "You don't need to disturb Your Majesty with such a small matter. .”

He Rongchuan only asked him to interrogate Liu Zheng, and added a sentence of "I can figure it out." He gave himself so much power on his own initiative.

Now that Chi Yi's words have weight, and the eunuchs carried away the unconscious Liu Zheng, he hurried out the door and dipped the blistered back of his hand into the water tank.

The ice water eased the pain, thinking about the scene just now, Chi Yi felt a little scared.He still learned from He Rongchuan the coquettish operation of throwing teacups at people, but he smashed them blindly while others hit them at a fixed point.

Fortunately, it hit, otherwise, if Liu Zheng really died in front of him, He Rongchuan might doubt himself again.

But what Liu Zheng said was really strange. Before he was accused of guilt, he went to hit the pillar first, which seemed a bit heroic.Is it because he is afraid of being tortured?

Anyway, now that he has entered the prison cell, he doesn't believe that a middle-aged civil servant can be as tough as the Guan Ying captured by the palace.As time goes on, you can definitely ask something.

Just about to leave, Chi Yi saw several officials walking by not far away, talking very enthusiastically.He hurriedly shrank behind the water tank and began to eavesdrop.

"...how can this pure country be so bold, even our heavenly country dares to invade?"

"That's right, in their barren and poisonous land, these two thousand horses are probably not the war horses of the whole country!"

"5000 people are not enough to deal with them? Wouldn't it be free to eat more?"

……

Chi Yi's back was tense, and his hands were soaked in ice water until he lost consciousness.

In the original book, the first time Chunguo attacked the border of Gu Kingdom, he used 2000 troops to knock on the gate of the border city of Longzhou, looted the city, and then retreated outside the pass to plan the next invasion.At that time, no one in the court took it seriously, and only sent General Xuanwei Xu Jian with [-] soldiers to meet the enemy.

Later, Longzhou was in chaos.

And all of this... was supposed to happen a year later.

The author has something to say: Xiaohe writes: "Grab a stack of paper, the pen runs through the back of the paper, and the ink color bleeds"

The first one was burnt, but the rest are still there

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The poems are made up by me, and they meet the level of modern people.