After teasing the emperor, I overturned the car

Chi Yi didn't want to deal with this person anymore, he didn't know what answer the other party wanted to hear, and if he continued, he might irritate him.So he threw himself forward, propped one hand on the ground, and hugged He Rongchuan's leg with the other, raised his head and said loudly: "Of course I know what you like, don't you just like killing people?!"

He planned to hide in the protagonist's halo for a while, wait for He Rongchuan to forget about him, start doing other things, and then sneak back to sleep.

——but felt that the hand on the ground was covered with something, and it hurt the flesh and bones.

Chi Yi looked over, perhaps unintentionally, He Rongchuan moved the leg that was not hugged, and his foot just stepped on his hand, and he was very hard.

"If you say you like killing people, you just step on me. Am I wrong? You are a tyrant, you are obviously..."

Chi Yi yelled at him, feeling more and more pain from the trampled hand.

He bit the leg he was hugging hard, and his whole body limp on the ground, "You should move your nest... Emperor dog, stinky tyrant, it hurts like hell!"

Cursing this person, he suddenly remembered the few words he heard last night - He Rongchuan tried his best to show his kindness to him in a roundabout way.

There is no need for this, the two of them are just a cooperative relationship of interests, there is no need to connect emotionally.

Unless, he wants more.

Chi Yi then raised his head and smiled at the man with a cold face, "I know what you like. Apart from killing people and commanding the armed forces, you also like me who is smart, cute, handsome and kind, right?"

"You said you've been living alone in this place, why did you let me live in it? Seeing how I got hurt...A Chuan, do you have a crush on me? Hey, can you stop stepping on me—"

The strength in his hand suddenly disappeared, He Rongchuan turned around and left.

Afraid that he would be discovered if he left the protagonist's halo, Chi Yi hurriedly hopped on one leg to catch up, jumping around and following behind him.

"Tell me about you, there are so many beautiful ladies in the harem, there must be many who are greedy for your body, why do you sleep alone every day? Do you really have a crush on me? Then I didn't see you sleeping with me."

He Rongchuan, who was washing his face, threw a piece of soap heavily into the basin.

Unaware of it, Chi Yi hugged his waist from behind and rubbed his head on his back, "I see, do you have a problem with that? No wonder you like to kill people, is it to make up for the unfulfilled desire to conquer? It turns out in this way……"

The body of the person in his arms was tense, his hands shook, and the soap fell to Chi Yi's feet.

Chi Yi: ...?

He Rongchuan's expression was extremely gloomy, he suddenly raised his hand, pulled down the sword hanging on the wall, and strode out.Chi Yi, who was lame, couldn't keep up, but saw the other party open and slam the door in one go, completely ignoring himself behind him.

Chi Yi stared at the door in a daze, what kind of wind is this?

……

Early the next morning, Yang Shun brought breakfast, and asked in a low voice next to Chi Yi's ear: "My lord, did you have some conflicts with His Majesty last night?"

Chi Yi shook his head in confusion, contradictory?It's basically He Rongchuan's unilateral anger at himself, okay?

"Last night, Your Majesty suddenly went out to practice swords on the second watch, and didn't come back until the fourth watch. After two hours of sleep, he got up again to go to court. Young Master, you really don't know the reason?"

"How do I know." Chi Yi began to chew on the steamed buns.He was not curious why He Rongchuan had a fit in the middle of the night, and it had nothing to do with him.

Yang Shun couldn't ask, so he had to back down, and heard Chi Yi order again: "You can help me find an imperial doctor, not the old ones, just say... that my legs started to hurt again."

Half an hour later, Chi Yi saw an old doctor with a wrinkled face, stroked his beard and said, "I have been practicing medicine for more than [-] years, specializing in wound infection..."

"No!" Chi Yi quickly waved his hand, "Go back and get me another...what's that called...do you have a doctor who specializes in infertility?"

The old doctor glanced at him with a dark face, but went anyway.

After a while, a young imperial physician came in, with a bewildered smile on his face, and an ambiguous tone: "Master...why is it uncomfortable?"

Chi Yi coughed twice, "That's right, that, um, you understand?"

"I understand, I understand. My son is dry, hurt and torn?"

...what the hell is he talking about? ?

Chi Yi thinks about it, as a modern person, it's really unnecessary for him to twitch with the doctor.So he patted the table and said with a stiff neck: "It's impotence, not lifting, understand? Can't get hard!"

The doctor was astonished, and said cautiously: "But young master, it's useless to treat this for you..."

Chi Yi felt that this doctor was so annoying, why did he ask so clearly, he couldn't say he was asking for He Rongchuan, could he?He must have died out of saving face.

Chi Yi snorted and said, "Why is it useless? If I say it works, it will work. Anyway, if I want to cure it, you can say whether it will be cured or not."

"...well, well, Zhi."

The imperial doctor shrugged, as if he knew something important.

That evening, He Rongchuan returned to Zhenghuai Palace early, just when Chi Yi thought he would plunge into the official memorial as usual, he was called over for dinner.

Usually the eunuchs would prepare special meals for Chi Yi, and he was never entitled to the emperor's imperial meals.He felt that He Rongchuan must have seen that those eunuchs were too ugly, so he asked himself, a great beauty, to serve him a meal.

He was thinking about how to prepare vegetables for the emperor, but he heard a cold sentence: "What I just said was that I asked you to come over for dinner."

What is there to be angry about?Chi Yi slandered, buried his head and found a corner to sit down.

Originally, he thought that since the book said that He Rongchuan loves to make money, he must be living a luxurious life.As a result, I lived in Zhenghuai Palace for a while, and found that apart from wasting lamp oil in the middle of the night, this man didn't wear anything special.

Maybe this dynasty is too primitive and there are no good things at all.Chi Yi secretly speculated.

The dishes on the table in front of me are not big. Not only does He Rongchuan like to drink spicy tea, he even eats nine out of ten dishes.

is spicy.

Although it's not that Chi Yi can't eat spicy food, the chili on this plate is...too much, right? !Can Emperor Dog not get angry after eating so much spicy food?Is it possible to become impotent even if you are covered in fire?

He Rongchuan put two dishes in front of him, one was chicken, the other was ribs, and there was no pepper on it.

Chi Yi pretended to thank him, and then took a bite of the chicken. He thought it was roast chicken, but he didn't expect the skin to be crispy and crispy, it was fried.

Although it is not unpalatable, but...the chicken is fried directly in the oil, Gu Guo's eating habits are also special.

Looking at the spare ribs again, they were oddly shaped, and the taste of the meat was not right even after taking a bite.It doesn't seem to be pork, it's kind of like...beef?

Beef ribs? ?Thanks to them remembering.

Chi Yi ate these two things slowly.After he passed through, he was always dissatisfied with eating.No matter how high the level of the imperial dining room is, it only cooks traditional Chinese food, but Chi Yi likes to eat some Japanese food in modern times, Korean fried chicken, pizza, hamburger, steak...

The chopsticks poked in the bowl, um, one plate was fried chicken, and the other plate was beef ribs, both of which he wanted to eat.

He Rongchuan probably also saw that he was not happy eating, and said in a deep voice: "I have explained to Yang Shun, you can tell him what you want to eat, as long as the imperial dining room has it, you will not be treated badly."

This is very generous, and Chi Yi reflexively wanted to stand up and thank him. He Rongchuan waved his hand to signal him to sit down, "I want to implement the New Deal, and all matters will be finalized today. I am in a happy mood, and I will reward you."

These words made Chi Yi more excited than the food, and he blurted out: "Have you already planned it? Then we will start making it soon?"

"It will take some time to put it into practice. After all, the evil will be stopped." He Rongchuan glanced around, and finally settled on Chi Yi, "Tomorrow, you go to see Yao Han."

Chi Yi was taken aback, wondering why he was so kind to him today, so he was waiting here.

He did not forget that the reason why he was able to stay by He Rongchuan's side was because the other party needed him to be a double agent.Many of the new policies proposed to him before would harm Prime Minister Yao's interests.

Chi Yi smiled sweetly and agreed to deal with Prime Minister Yao?That was much easier than dealing with a tyrant.

After dinner, Wang Lu brought tonight's soup and medicine, a total of three bowls: the first bowl was for He Rongchuan, who was wounded in battle in his early years and had to drink medicine every day for recuperation.The second bowl is to help Chi Yi speed up the healing of the wound.The third bowl was specially prepared by the imperial physician for Chi Yi recently.

Chi Yi took the bowl of "specially prepared" medicine, quietly walked to He Rongchuan's side, and exchanged it with the bowl he hadn't had time to drink.

The imperial doctor said that this bowl is a short-acting medicine, it will take effect immediately after drinking it, and it can make a person strong and strong for a whole night.Do you want to help him find Wanbi?Forget it, he can sleep with whoever he likes.

He Rongchuan was too embarrassed to ask a doctor, so he, Chi Yi, took it as a good deed.But it's also for his own mission. If the tyrant can have a relationship, he'd better have a baby or something. Maybe his character won't be so cruel and violent, and he won't die so easily.

Thinking about these messes, Chi Yi planned to clean up and move to the side hall to sleep for a night.However, he didn't take two steps, and as soon as he left the one-meter range, he heard a voice behind him: "Chi Yi."

This time, the two words were like sharp knives, piercing his eardrum and cutting his muscles and bones.

Chi Yi hasn't seen this person speak so aggressively for a long time. He turned around cautiously and saw He Rongchuan holding up the medicine bowl and handing it to him, "I don't want to drink this medicine."

"Then I'll help you down..."

"Drink it."