After teasing the emperor, I overturned the car

In the night, the palace in the western suburbs is majestic.

Only two faint wall lamps were lit in the bedroom, and the dragon-carved copper leak ticked all night, and there was a subtle fruity fragrance everywhere, mixed with a sweet and greasy smell.

In the outer room of the palace is an eunuch holding a dust whisk. In the middle of the room is an Eight Immortals table covered with silk, and lying on his back is a slender young man with an extraordinary complexion.

The fair and moist skin curved slightly, and the body that had just been coated with cream exuded a faint fragrance.

There is a huge orange in each of the sunken shoulder pockets, a circle of bananas on the chest, a few red apples on the lower abdomen, and a plate of crystal clear grapes on the knees...

Every kind of fruit was born in neat size and bright color, one can tell it is a good product at a glance, coupled with this person's good appearance, it can be described as pleasing to the eye.

Even more pleasing to the eye - the only piece of cloth on this person's body is a pair of big flesh-colored underpants.

Chi Yi looked at the sky and sighed, why was it treated as a human fruit plate dedicated to the tyrant as soon as he wore it? !

What's even more nonsense is that in the novel "The Destruction of the Tyrant", the tyrant He Rongchuan would eat a rotten fruit from the fruit plate tonight, so he became furious and imprisoned Chi Yi.After that, he peeled off his skin, threw the meat into the pot, cooked it, chopped it up and fed it to the dogs...

Thinking of his own tragic ending in the book, Chi Yi inevitably felt cold on the soles of his feet.

He secretly checked the fruits on his body, the smell was normal, and no one was found to be broken.

So where did the tyrant get his bad food?

The countermeasure has not yet been decided, and footsteps have already been heard from the inside. The eunuch Wang Lu raised the bead curtain and introduced with a smile: "Your Majesty, let's change the way of eating today and serve the food in the body of a beauty. .”

The footsteps stopped not far from Chi Yi, and after a while, a faint sentence came: "Who offered it?"

Although the voice does not have too much tone, the voice is deep, round and magnetic.But in the next second Chi Yi realized that this was the voice of the tyrant He Rongchuan!

In the novel, He Rongchuan is the eldest son of Emperor Taizong of the Gu Kingdom. Originally, he had outstanding talents, but when the first emperor died, he was tricked by others. His brother robbed him of the throne and had to go to southern Xinjiang.But six years later, relying on the guards of his palace, he broke into the capital just like that.

The first thing he did when he became emperor was to kill his brother's henchmen, including his own mother.In addition to peeling the skin and boiling it in a pot, he has played with everything that was chopped up in half and buried alive.

After he settled down, He Rongchuan became more and more moody. No matter whether it was a servant in the palace, court officials or cats and dogs on the side of the road, as long as they made him unhappy, they would die in an extremely tragic way.

His notorious broadcast aroused the anger of the public, and the people in the country were in dire straits, and finally a vigorous peasant uprising broke out.The rebel army invaded the palace and shot arrows at the golden palace from all directions. He Rongchuan died with thousands of arrows piercing through his heart.

Chi Yi swallowed his saliva, the time he traveled to was still a long time before the peasant uprising, and it was He Rongchuan's most beautiful time.Of course, it is also the most murderous time.

Wang Lu replied: "This fruit plate was sent by Prime Minister Yao. The prime minister said that your Majesty is tired during the day and should have a good rest at night."

"Prime Minister Yao." He Rongchuan paused for a long time, his voice was light and indifferent, "Those who killed him just a few days ago don't have a long memory at all."

Chi Yi didn't quite understand. He lay on the table and turned his head secretly. The legendary tyrant was dressed in a black robe, with a broad figure and a calm demeanor, showing no murderous intent.From the outside, the tyrant's nature is well hidden.

He Rongchuan waved away the eunuch, sat down, poured a cup of tea leisurely, and glanced at the person lying on the table over there from time to time.

At this time, Chi Yi was lying on his back, sweat dripping down his forehead and temples, his brain was running at high speed, thinking about what rhetorical techniques he should use to plead for mercy in front of the tyrant.

However, He Rongchuan kept shaking his teacup, as if he had no interest in fruit.After a long while, the voice raised slightly: "If you confess your crime honestly and explain the whole story, it's not like you have to die."

Chi Yi was stunned, he hadn't eaten the fruit yet, what crime did he plead?

He tried to stay calm, and when he saw that the other party looked like he was waiting for his answer, he quickly cleared his mind, and said respectfully: "Caomin has never done this before, and he doesn't understand the rules. I don't know where I offended you, please explain clearly."

He Rongchuan put down his teacup, and Chi Yi felt his scrutinizing eyes sweep over him, "Prime Minister Yao has always kept his duty, and he must have been bewitched by monsters like you to meddle in my inner affairs."

Chi Yi almost rolled off the table.

He was a history student in modern times, so he naturally knows what the "inner curtain matter" specifically refers to.

So he didn't come here to be a fruit plate at all.

Stripped a peerless handsome man to only a pair of underpants, sent him into the bedroom in the middle of the night, and said he was just a fruit plate? !

He was the main dish Prime Minister Yao gave to the emperor.

The book says that He Rongchuan's harem is not small, but he has never heard of any concubine he favors, and he has no children. ——This guy doesn't like men, does he?

Obviously, Prime Minister Yao thought so too.This prime minister has never "followed his duty". He has power in the government, checks and balances with the emperor, and can do such things as giving a male favorite as an eyeliner.

Therefore, in the original book, He Rongchuan didn't eat any fruit at all, and it was just an excuse that the fruit was rotten.The real cause of Chi Yi's death was that Prime Minister Yao asked him to climb on the emperor's bed. He Rongchuan couldn't do anything to the prime minister, so he could only use Chi Yi as cannon fodder to vent his anger.

Wanting to understand these, Chi Yi saw the tricks.He lowered his brows and looked pleasing to the eye, and his voice sounded a little aggrieved: "Prime Minister Yao only asked me to deliver fruits, and Caomin didn't know his intentions. Since the fruits have been delivered, Caomin should leave now."

So you should be able to clear yourself up, right?

He Rongchuan's gaze rested on him for a moment, then waved his hands suddenly, and said a simple sentence: "That's all, you go out."

At this moment, Chi Yi felt that he was simply a genius!

And this tyrant is quite reasonable and easy to talk about!

While giving himself up, he threw the messy fruits on the ground, and was about to jump off the table and slip away, when he suddenly heard: "Stop."

"What did you paint on your body?"

The seemingly casual question made Chi Yi stiffen all of a sudden.

Before being sent into this palace, someone gave him a box of fragrant ointment, and he thought it was a body lotion to be applied before the fruit plate, so he applied it all over his body.

But if Prime Minister Yao's original intention was to stuff him on He Rongchuan's bed...

Then this box of body lotion is an aphrodisiac!

Chi Yi was in despair, but he still tried to explain nonchalantly: "It's just...ordinary balm."

"Salve." He Rongchuan's tone froze into sharp icicles, "Acacia ointment is indeed a balm."

Chi Yi finally heard the unique majesty and... killing intent of a tyrant from this man's words.

He entered the bedroom in the middle of the night, covered his body with aphrodisiacs, and said that he didn't come to climb the bed, believe me.

Intuition told Chi Yi that he was finished.

"Come here, deal with it as usual." He Rongchuan turned sideways, speaking calmly, just enough for the guards at the door to hear.

At this moment, Chi Yi was already sweating, how would he usually deal with it?Peel and feed the dog?The ending of the cannon fodder in the original book?

No, no, he has just passed through, so he can't die in the first episode...

Chi Yi bit his lower lip tightly, forced himself to calm down, and tried to think of a way.

Look left and right, one side is He Rongchuan's gloomy face, and the other side is the guard who broke in...

Chi Yi had a flash of inspiration.

Suddenly, wearing big pants, he jumped up from the table, fell in front of He Rongchuan, threw himself into his arms, and gave him a big bear hug.

Time freezes at this moment.

The fruity aroma mixed with the strong smell of acacia cream penetrated into the nostrils, the dim lights flickered quietly, and the copper leak spit out water droplets, which made ripples with a ticking sound.

Two guards with knives stood at the door with blank eyes. One of them had raised the knife, but had to put it down because he lost his target.

Now Chi Yi saw He Rongchuan's appearance clearly. His eyes were slender, his nose was straight, and in the dark eyes, the waves in his eyes were not sharp and vicious, but alienated, indifferent and unfathomable.

There are several shallow scars around his neck and collarbone, a black rope is worn on one wrist, and a jade bead is tied to the rope, and a thin layer of calluses is covered on the palm and fingertips.

Chi Yi lay all over him, staring at him without blinking.

This man's lips were tightly pursed, and the veins on his neck were throbbing, but his gaze passed through Chi Yi and landed in an unreachable place.

When the copper leak dripped more than a dozen times, He Rongchuan's eyes gradually focused on the two guards, "Go out."

The guards left the room expressionlessly.

Chi Yi breathed a sigh of relief, gradually smiled, jumped off He Rongchuan, and was afraid that he would leave suddenly, so he held onto the corner of his clothes.

He peeked at the tyrant's expression, it seemed that... nothing happened?

Then, He Rongchuan continued to do what he would do every night as usual, washing and changing his clothes, writing memorials, doing his own thing, and didn't want anyone to wait on him, as if he was the only one in the room.

And no matter what he did, Chi Yi grabbed his clothes tightly and followed him like a tail.

The half-opened window let in a gust of cool wind, and Chi Yi, who was only wearing underpants, sneezed. He leaned on He Rongchuan's back, spraying all the saliva on the memorial and... the other's handsome face.

He Rongchuan turned over a page of the memorial and picked up a pen to write.

Chi Yi frowned, when did this man go to bed?

He remembered that the tyrant in the original book lived an extremely self-disciplined life and was also very diligent. He didn't know if he was studying how to kill people until midnight every day when he wrote memorials.

Thinking of this, he casually glanced at the memorial in front of him, and saw that He Rongchuan was writing the words "assassination of his party".

... When this person falls asleep, run away!The tyrant kills whomever he likes, and this cannon fodder himself is wrong.

The weather had completely cooled down, and when Chi Yi, who had no clothes on, started to shiver, He Rongchuan finally settled a table of memorials, and went to bed with the lamp blown on.

Chi Yi sat on the edge of the bed and watched him sleep. If you ignore what wicked things this man has done, and just look at his peaceful appearance when he fell asleep, his appearance is quite seductive.

When the breathing of the person in front of him became long and steady, he slipped out of bed and wrapped the silk robe that He Rongchuan had just taken off around himself.Feeling hungry again, I picked up an apple from the ground and gnawed it.

Chi Yi came to the bedside, waved in front of the lying person, giggled, and said vaguely: "I'm leaving, tyrant He Rongchuan, bye."

Just as he was about to leave, he picked up a pen from the table and drew a cat's beard on He Rongchuan's face, satisfying his wicked taste, and then slipped away.

Hearing the door open and close, the person on the bed clenched his fists and opened his eyes suddenly.