Farming boss sells cute online

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1 It has been three days since the end of the God of Cooking Conference, Tianhua Hotel has long been closed, and he has not paid attention to the affairs after the Wang family, but presumably the consequences of having no reliance and offending many people are not easy to swallow.

However, Lin Qianmo was not happy.

He stood at the door with his chest crossed expressionlessly, waiting for a certain monster who had been hiding from him for three days to come out.

squeak-

The door was pushed open cautiously, He Gui poked his head out and looked around cautiously.

"Mo, Momo?" Seeing Lin Qianmo suddenly, He Gui was startled, his voice changed.

Lin Qianmo raised his eyelids to look at him and snorted.

"What are you doing these days?" Lin Qianmo narrowed his eyes dangerously, looking down at him.

"No, I didn't do anything." He Gui moved out a little guilty, leaning his back against the door, shrinking his neck and looking at Momo.

"Really? But why can't I see you except when I'm eating recently?"

He Gui blinked and chose to remain silent.Him, how dare he say that!

It's just that his silence had a different meaning in Lin Qianmo's eyes.

"You shouldn't be, regret it?" Lin Qianmo whispered in his ear with trembling hands.

He Gui was stunned for a moment, then asked subconsciously: "What regrets?"

"It's okay even if you regret it!" Lin Qianmo ignored his question, forcefully pushed him against the door, and kissed him hard.

uh-

Hegui struggled slightly, wanting to explain to someone who had misunderstood.

Sensing his struggle, Lin Qianmo let go of Hegui, and looked at him with a loose arm around his waist.

"I have no regrets!" Hegui hurriedly explained, "I just, I just prepared a gift!"

He was really just preparing a gift, and Momo confessed to him in front of so many people. He is a responsible monster, so of course he had to prepare a sufficient and formal response.

How could he regret it! ! !

As for why it took so long, that's not it, isn't it difficult to draw the formation, it just failed a few times...

Lin Qianmo smiled, rubbed his lips lightly with her fingertips, and hugged him by the waist under He Gui's eyes that didn't understand.

"Hey, Momo, what are you doing?" He Gui was taken aback, and tightly grasped Lin Qianmo's collar.

"Just in case, we'd better cook the raw rice earlier."

Lin Qianmo said leisurely, smiling ambiguously, as if everything was under control.

...But the next day, He Gui sat on the bed with the quilt covered, and while applying medicine to him, he complained helplessly: "Even if you want to do something, at least you should prepare it in advance. Look now—"

"Well!"

"Stop it!" Lin Qianmo bit his lip angrily, how dare this guy say anything.

"...Does it still hurt?" He Gui asked out of breath, his face was stained with a layer of blush.

Lin Qianmo looked at him, licked his lips subconsciously, pulled him down, hugged his neck and began to kiss him carefully.

"Hey, next time we-"

"Can't wait for the next time!"

…………

2 Ever since eating ice cream, Hegui, like Jianjia, has become a staunch supporter of it.

Even though he tried a lot of snacks after that, He Gui's favorite is ice cream.

Especially in hot summer.

Lin Qianmo bought a large box of ice cream early on, put it in the refrigerator at home, and saved He Gui to eat it.

On this day, Lin Qianmo went to the field early again with a hoe on his shoulders, and a certain lazy cat who was afraid of the heat was left at home.

The lazy cat, Hegui, woke up shortly after Lin Qianmo left the house. He yawned and rubbed against the quilt, feeling the lingering scent of his lover on it.

Momo went out again... I'm so hungry, let's get up and find something to eat.

Lin Qianmo had thoughtfully prepared breakfast for him long ago, and covered it up with the constant temperature array he learned recently, so as not to let the dinner get cold when Hegui got up.

However, He Gui obviously didn't have the appetite.

If you want to say what Hegui, who is Hanmei, hates most, it is definitely summer. This is not just a simple temperature problem, but also comes from an instinctive aversion.

That's why He Gui, who has always been clinging to Lin Qianmo, gave up going out together to show his affection, and hid in the house to sleep.

Looking disinterestedly at the exquisite snacks on the table made according to his taste, He Gui couldn't eat any more after taking one bite.

craving ice cream...

He Gui licked his lips guiltyly, if Momo knew that he skipped meals and went to eat snacks, he would be angry.

But I really don't want to eat, I have no appetite at all.

Otherwise, go eat an ice cream first, so you should have an appetite for dinner, right?

He Gui easily convinced himself, and excitedly opened the refrigerator.

When Lin Qianmo bought ice cream, he deliberately chose a variety of flavors, but he only ate matcha, and Hegui didn't like the bitter taste of matcha, so he just wrapped up the others.

Taking out a strawberry-flavored ice cream from the refrigerator, Hegui scooped up a big mouthful and narrowed his eyes in satisfaction.

delicious~

so cool~

He Gui happily scooped it down spoonful after spoonful, feeling the cold and silky ice cream melt in his mouth, bringing the coolness to his limbs.

Call ~

Comfortable!

Eh?He Gui dug his eyes open, and quickly opened his eyes, only to realize that he had already eaten up the box of ice cream at some point.

How so fast!

He Gui thought angrily, and reluctantly moved to the breakfast.

...still don't want to eat.

After looking at breakfast for a while, Hegui's eyes rolled and he had another thought.

Or, eat another one by yourself?I only ate the strawberry flavored one just now, and I haven’t eaten the hawthorn one, so that’s the most appetizing one!

After eating the hawthorn ice cream, you must have an appetite to eat!

He Gui lit up his eyes, excitedly opened the refrigerator again, and took a box of hawthorn ice cream.

The unique sweet and sour smell of hawthorn stimulates the taste buds, and the mouth involuntarily begins to salivate, eager to taste it.

The hawthorn ice cream didn't last long, and was wiped out by Hegui in the blink of an eye just like the strawberry ice cream before.

Well, should I have an appetite now?

He Gui paced to the breakfast, and found sadly that his appetite had indeed been opened, but it wasn't for the breakfast.

But ice cream.

Ahhh, there are still so many flavors that I haven’t eaten yet!

Milk, vanilla, pineapple, green apple, cantaloupe...

He Gui counted them one by one in his heart, and couldn't help drooling, breakfast couldn't hold his attention any longer.

This is not the way to go!

He Gui clenched his fist and became worried.

Hmm... If I ate every flavor, I wouldn't miss it, would I?

But after eating so much at once, Momo should be angry.

He Gui thought for a second, there are so many ice creams in the refrigerator, at worst, he will eat less in the next few days, Momo will definitely not find out!

So go ahead and eat a few more!

Impulsively cheered up, Hegui went back to the refrigerator to get several ice creams, scooped one scoop and scooped that one, like the happiest cub in the world.

He eats much better than that poor guy Jian Jia!After all, I have already followed Momo out of poverty and become rich~

Huh?

He Gui bit the spoon, looked down at the empty boxes, why did he finish eating again?

Reluctantly scratching the box again, He Gui quietly glanced at the refrigerator with erratic eyes.

Let's have the last one... the vanilla one is gone before he even tastes it.

He Gui convinced himself again, got up and happily went to get the ice cream.

...Shall I have another one?

Well, delicious.

……

Cantaloupe is also delicious~

He Gui happily went to open the refrigerator again, but froze in place in astonishment.

Where's his big box of ice cream?

Why, there is only one row left?

Eyes wide open in horror, He Gui could already imagine Lin Qianmo's expressionless face.

afraid jg

No, just hurry up and think of a way!

He Gui rolled his eyes, looked at a lot of matcha ice cream in the refrigerator, and got his attention.

He moved the matcha ice cream to the front and carefully stacked it to form a small wall, which just happened to completely block the refrigerator on this floor.

In this way, Momo won't find out, right?

He Gui comforted himself, took another box of ice cream, opened it and ate it.

Anyway, Momo would be angry if he found out anyway, so it’s okay to have one more or one less!

...It's nothing after eating.

He Gui hiccupped, looked at the refrigerator with only a layer of matcha on the surface reluctantly, and carefully went to destroy the physical evidence.

click-

"Hegui, I'm back, what do you want for lunch?" Lin Qianmo said as he opened the door.

He Gui was startled, and stammered, "Today, did you come back so early today?"

He unconsciously stood in front of the refrigerator, for fear that Lin Qianmo would discover his secret.

Lin Qianmo nodded, put down the things in his hands and entered the house.

Suddenly, his eyes narrowed.

He Gui followed his line of sight to look over, secretly yelled that it was not good, why did he forget this!

I saw the steaming breakfast on the dining table, intact.

Sure enough, Hegui heard Lin Qianmo's voice in the next second: "Why didn't you eat?"

"I, I just got up, and I haven't had time to eat yet." He Gui lowered his head guiltily, and hurriedly found an excuse to excuse himself.

Momo probably won't find out...

"Well, Momo, I'm hungry, let's go cook, shall we?"

Lin Qianmo looked at him silently for a few seconds, looked him up and down suspiciously, then nodded under He Gui's nervous eyes, and went to the kitchen together.

He Gui let out a cry, heaving a sigh of relief.

Dodged a catastrophe and escaped a catastrophe, I am really smart!

But, did he really escape?

Lin Qianmo glanced at the untouched breakfast intentionally or unintentionally, and combined with his usual routine, his smile deepened.

Well, summer is almost over, let's not buy ice cream this year.

After all, it is really a headache to have a greedy cat who likes to steal food at home.

3 Hegui is drunk, Lin Qianmo thought calmly.The one I drank was probably the pear flower white he brewed, the one with the strongest stamina.

His whole body is wobbly. In the past, people who are as far away as snow on a mountain suddenly let you do whatever you want. How many people can control it?

...Although he knew that those were all illusions.

He Gui shook his head, trying to see the person in front of him clearly, but noticed Lin Qianmo's distraction.

He suddenly became unhappy, why didn't Qianmo look at him?

He swayed into Lin Qianmo's arms, rubbing his head against his neck.

"Momo, why are you ignoring me?" The tune is aggrieved, as if being bullied severely, which always makes people feel distressed.

Naturally, Lin Qianmo was also included.

He came back to his senses, twitched the corners of his mouth, and said helplessly: "You're drunk, I'll help you wash up."

"No," Hegui grabbed his collar and acted coquettishly, "I want to talk to Momo."

"Okay, okay," Lin Qianmo shook his head, coaxing along with his words, "What do you want to say?"

While coping with him, he moved into the room.

It's windy outside at night, so don't catch a cold.

"Say, what are you talking about?" He Gui tilted his head, trying to remember.

"Have it!"

As soon as he clapped his hands, his eyes lit up, "Let me teach Momo the Tao Te Ching, it's very good for cultivation."

"Hasn't Momo encountered a bottleneck in his cultivation recently? It just happens to help you!" He Gui said excitedly, lying on the bed following Lin Qianmo's strength.

"is it okay?"

"Okay, okay, tell me, I'm listening." Lin Qianmo said casually while wiping his face with a towel.

"Well—then listen to me recite it for you, 'Dao Ke Dao, very Dao...'" He Gui recited it seriously, not daring to miss a single word.

"Momo, did you hear that?"

"I heard it." Lin Qianmo took his hand and began to wipe it, coaxing casually.

It's just that he couldn't continue his work, so he was pressed back on the bed by the angry Hegui.

"You, you are perfunctory me." Hegui complained with an aggrieved face, "Do you not like me anymore?"

"No, how could it be?" Lin Qianmo quickly expressed his feelings, "I like you the most, and Momo likes Hehe the most."

"But you don't even listen to me! You, you don't even look at me!"

"Where is it? I'm listening. Look, I'll recite it for you—" Lin Qianmo thought about it for a while, then searched for that memory and recited it, "Well... the way is very good, very good. Right?"

He Gui nodded in satisfaction, and then became vigilant again, "No, I have memorized more than this, much, much more!"

Lin Qianmo really had a headache this time, so he could only coax softly: "I know, but it's so late today, shall we go to bed first?"

He Gui tilted his head and pretended to think for 2 minutes before nodding: "That's fine."

Lin Qianmo heaved a sigh of relief, but in the next second, he couldn't help but be moved by the next sentence.

"Tomorrow, I'm going to test you tomorrow." He Gui kissed him on the cheek, "You mustn't lie to me."

The beautiful eyes looked at him with weeping eyes, as if he would cry if he refused.

Lin Qianmo's heart trembled, and he said helplessly: "Okay, okay, I'll wait for you to test me tomorrow." "

This guy, when he's drunk, why is he smarter than usual?

He Gui smiled in satisfaction, and rubbed his neck affectionately.

"But before that, shouldn't we—" do some evening things?

Lin Qianmo stopped talking helplessly, looking helplessly at the extra head on his shoulder.

Nodding his nose bitterly, it made people angry, but he slept comfortably.

Shaking his head, Lin Qianmo took out a Tao Te Ching from the space and memorized it.

By the way, put out the fire.

4 One day, Hegui learned about a food called flower cake from Bai Po.

Bai Po's attitude was too serious, and he looked at him worriedly.

"What's there to worry about?" Hegui looked at him incomprehensibly, his eyes widened blankly, "I've also eaten peach blossom porridge, apricot blossom soup, and pear blossom stuffing!"

"Can it be the same!" Bai Po looked at him with hatred, "It's winter now, how many days are there before you bloom?"

"I heard Jian Jia say that he bald that big locust tree!"

"Then, what does that have to do with me? I'm the same as those mortal flowers who haven't enlightened their wisdom!" He Gui retorted bluntly.

Besides, the Sophora japonica rice that Momo made that time was delicious, he ate several bowls!

"Hehe, don't underestimate the madness of those human beings." Bai Ke looked him up and said gloatingly, "Be careful."

"Be careful, you ghost!"

"That's right, maybe it happened just by mistake, which saved you from the troubles of this year's estrus."

"you--"

The other party cut off the communication with a snap, and fled leisurely.

He Gui, who was left behind bitterly, poked his phone a few times desperately, and made another note of Bai Po in the little book in his heart.

As for whether Crane Gui was made into a flower cake...

Lin Qianmo: It tastes good, come again next time.

5 Recently, He Gui became obsessed.

In the beginning, he just registered an account on a certain green website just to conquer Momo, but in the end he stumbled across the treasure land by mistake.

Hegui's fascination is different from the domineering ones he saw before, this time he is fascinated by much taller than before, it's - the domineering monster!

"Human, I will never allow you to escape from my side!" The big demon Hegui ruthlessly pressed his wife Momo against the corner, and smiled bloodthirsty.

"If you dare to escape, I will break your legs little by little, so that you can't go anywhere!"

The lovely wife Momo nodded calmly, "Okay, Your Majesty."

... The tyrant boss and the big demon crane got stuck for a moment, and there seemed to be something wrong with the direction of the script?

"What do you want for lunch?"

He Gui's eyes lit up, and he immediately put aside the doubts he had just said, "Strawberry cake!"

"Eat! Eat!" Lin Qianmo withdrew his fingers and began to teach.

"Okay...then I want to eat meat!" He Gui covered his forehead with tears in his eyes.

"Add another small green vegetable."

"No! I don't want it! Momo, you are too bad!!!"

……

6 "Recently, a picture of ink plums was found in the ancient tomb of xx. It is said that it was made by the emperor looking for a painter in the world thousands of years ago, and made it for the royal family, a rare flower, Guoxiang..."

[The plum blossoms are so beautiful. My grandfather collected many plum trees, none of which are so frosty and snowy...]

Of course, he is just that beautiful! ! !

[Upstairs is nonsense, that is the plum tree that has been proclaimed as the national fragrance, can it be compared with ordinary flowers? ! ]

Well, although you have to be modest and reserved to be a monster, but he is good-looking, this is a fact!

[I want to raise him too, I don’t know why I’m suddenly jealous of that emperor! ]

You shouldn't be jealous of the emperor, because I belong to Momo.But it's useless for you to be jealous, I only like my Momo, it's impossible for you to support me!

[Looking good, blowing up Guoxiang, I decided that I will be a fan of Guoxiang from today! ! ! ]

You have vision!

[But the flowers from thousands of years ago should have disappeared long ago, right?Unfortunately, can't see it. ]

Ok?

[Yeah, it seems to be living in that era, take a look at the lively scene of the winter feast for all sentient beings to appreciate plum blossoms.I can’t see it anymore…]

Ah!

[I can't help crying when I think that Guoxiang, who has become the white moonlight in the hearts of literati in the past, is dead...]

Who says I'm dead! ! !

He Gui finally came to his senses and stood up angrily.

He is obviously alive and well, what kind of rumors are these people spreading!

If you don't believe in rumors or spread rumors, you don't know! ! !

"What's the matter?" Lin Qianmo walked in with the fruit and asked suspiciously.

Hegui felt aggrieved all of a sudden, his mouth puckered: "Momo, they bullied me..."

"Who bullied you?" Lin Qianmo frowned suddenly, and walked in front of him with a bad expression.

Hegui regained his energy all of a sudden, and handed the phone to Lin Qianmo as if complaining, "Look, they insist that I'm dead."

"I'm obviously still alive!"

Lin Qianmo, who thought it was a big deal: ...

Facing Hegui's pitiful eyes, Lin Qianmo could only rub his forehead and comforted him: "Don't worry, they won't say that in a few days."

The next day, a trending search airborne on Weibo.

["Don't Eat Vegetables" official blog statement, Guoxiang symbolizes a kind of spirit that is not afraid of the cold, aloof and noble, it is undoubtedly stupid to judge his existence by simple life and death, we should learn from it...]

People who eat melons: dumbfounded jg