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Bai Po sat there triumphantly, waiting for the amazed eyes of the bumpkin opposite him.

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Jian Jia looked at Bai Jian without a word, "I didn't expect you to be such a white lotus."

It is agreed that the mud will not be stained!

But He Gui frowned, "This is wrong."

Bai Po frowned all of a sudden, "What kind of reaction did you two have?"

"Who am I working so hard to come up with ideas for!"

Jian Jia looked at him and retorted: "But your method is useless."

He Gui nodded in agreement, how could anyone fall in love with others because of this?

"Who said it's useless?" Bai Ke gave the two of them a disdainful look, and he turned the phone around so that they could see their surroundings.

Surrounded by a circle of people, watching seriously a man and a woman standing in the arena, the camera is aimed at them, and there are faint angry roars.

Just then, a young man came over. He glanced at Bai Ke, and stepped forward adoringly, "Mr. Bai, what are you doing? Do you need my help?"

Bai Jian smiled gracefully, not at all angry in front of He Gui Jian Jia, "It's nothing, my friends are curious about what the crew is like, I'll show them."

After finishing speaking, he blinked his left eye, "You have to keep it a secret for me, otherwise, if Director Lin finds out, it's time to curse again."

Although I definitely can't scold him...

The young man nodded quickly, "Don't worry, Mr. Bai, I promise not to talk to Director Lin, no, no one will tell."

"Then Mr. Bai, you should be busy first, I'm going to sort out the props." The young man said with some reluctance.

Bai Po sent him away with a smile, turned his head to face the phone, his expression suddenly became arrogant, "Do you know where I am now?"

Jian Jia guessed uncertainly: "The crew?"

He didn't quite understand Hegui, so he explained a little more, "It's the place where humans shoot movies. The TV series you watch, Meihua, are all arranged by the crew."

Hegui nodded, silently remembering this powerful organization.

"But what does this have to do with what you said?" He Gui asked.

"Do you know what scene we are filming?" Bai Ke took the lemonade handed over by the assistant and took a sip lazily.

"What play?" Jian Jia asked with interest.

Bai Po proudly said: "Have you heard of "The President Forces Love?"

Jian Jia shook her head honestly, "No."

After finishing speaking, he looked at Hegui, waiting for his answer the same as his own.

He Gui hesitated for a moment, and said, "No."

Cough cough, in fact, he has seen it, but it goes without saying...

Bai Po snorted softly, but considering that he was seeing two bumpkins in front of him, he wasn't too surprised.

""The President's Forced Love" is a network with hundreds of thousands of fans." Bai Po explained, "What we are currently queuing is "The President's Forced Love". The investment is huge, and the cast is luxurious. It is an annual masterpiece that many audiences look forward to."

Seeing the two people who seemed to have realized something, Bai Po nodded in satisfaction, and continued: "In "President Forced Love", the most famous and most anticipated plot by the audience is the heroine and the hero's meeting on a certain night. -"

"Ahem, that's what I just said about cooked rice." Bai Ke raised his eyebrows and looked at Hegui, "Do you understand? Even if humans say they don't want to, they still look forward to such a plot." .”

"That cub of yours should be the same!"

"But this is still wrong!" He Gui looked at Bai Jian dissatisfied, "Then let's say, if Jian Jia likes you, but you don't want to, and he does that kind of thing to you, will you fall in love with him?"

"Cough-cough-"

"Hey!"

A voice of dissatisfaction and astonishment sounded at the same time, Jian Jia didn't care about anything else, and said angrily, "Why are you using me as an example!"

"Then who is the example?" He Gui asked back.

It's definitely impossible for him, he only likes cubs, and he doesn't like the arrogant Bai Po.It's even more impossible for other people or demons, they probably were beaten away before they got close to Bai Ke.Only Jian Jia, who is capable and single, is very suitable!

"Why?" Jian Jia replied without thinking.

"Cough cough cough—" Bai Chi, who had just recovered, almost choked again before he could speak.

"None of his business!" Bai Ke quickly adjusted and protested angrily, "I have nothing to do with him!"

Don't just spread rumors, okay?

It's just a pity that his words were ignored by both of them.

"Why who is it?" He Gui asked blankly.

"You forgot, it's that human doctor." Jian Jia expressed disdain for her friend's memory, "He even treated you."

After Jian Jia reminded him, Hegui finally remembered that when he first came out of Fuyao Mountain, the research institute did find him a doctor.This doctor is different from the others, he specializes in treating heart diseases, and he often had to report his mental state to him in the few days since he came back.

"You can just say it's that poor cub who can't get enough to eat." He Gui complained.

"When did he run out of food?" Bai Ke subconsciously blurted out, his eyebrows knit together.

It's just that he didn't wait for an answer, but instead waited for the silent gaze of two people.

"You, why are you all looking at me?" Bai Ke was taken aback, feeling guilty all the time.

"When did you care about the cubs so much?" Hegui asked suspiciously. Lianhua's temperament is too aloof. She looks down on cubs who are often very fragile, especially human cubs. When will she care about them? ?

But Jian Jia didn't say anything, just looked at Bai Jian with ambiguous eyes, winking at the side.

"What nonsense are you talking about? Come on, aren't we discussing Hegui?" Bai Po waved his hand and quickly skipped the topic.

Jian Jia coughed lightly, and in order to avoid being retaliated afterwards, she also chimed in and said, "By the way, He Gui, do you know why he rejected you?"

He Gui was stunned for a moment, then scratched his head: "Reject... Momo didn't reject me?"

"If you don't refuse, doesn't that mean you agree?" After Bai Po finished speaking, he frowned suddenly, thinking of Zhong's routine, "Could it be that he deliberately hung you up?"

Thinking of this possibility, a coldness flashed in his eyes, and he began to calculate silently.

Jian Jia and his thoughts were different, he suddenly thought of something, "You haven't confessed yet, have you?"

He Gui blushed, and whispered: "Not yet... mainly because I think it's too fast!"

Bai Po didn't expect the answer to be this, and was speechless for a while: "What's so fast? If you have to confess, just confess."

Jian Jia nodded in agreement, and sighed: "Back then, I suffered from confessing too late."

"Of course it's too fast!" He Gui retorted without thinking, "How old is the cub? Of course we can wait until he grows up a bit!"

The air was silent for a while, and Bai Jian and Jian Jia glanced at each other.

"...How old is the cub you mentioned?" Jian Jia asked tentatively.Before Hegui always called that human cub, he just thought it was the habit of Hegui, a strange monster.Now it seems... Maybe he fell in love with a minor!

This is illegal in the human world!

Jian Jia was worried for a while, and felt that it was necessary to have a good science education with her friends, and it was best to give up the impossible fantasy about that cub.

"Using human age, it should be 25?" Hegui hesitated, and then he remembered that he didn't know the exact age of the cub, and he couldn't help but feel guilty.

"Fifteen six, he's still underage, so it's not impossible to wait another two years—" Jian Jia talked to herself, suddenly realized something, and looked across in shock.

He Gui kindly reminded: "It's 25 six.

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"No, then what are you still struggling with?" Jian Jia couldn't understand his friend's brain circuit now, "You don't know that he is an adult at his age among human beings, right?"

"Of course I know." He Gui gave him a strange look, this is common sense, how could he not know!

"Then you still..."

"But it still feels weird." Hegui said to himself, "I've lived for so long, and I can't even remember how old I am. He probably can't even compare to a fraction of my age..."

"So I always feel like I'm abducting him." He Gui whispered, "Our age difference is too great."

Bai Jian and Jian Jia met each other's eyes, they never thought that this is what their friends were worried about.

"Look at me, I can't help it!" Bai Ke was thinking, when he found He Gui's gaze shifted to himself, "I've never been in love with a human!"

"Yes..."

Bai Jian couldn't bear to see He Gui like this, so he turned his eyes and touched Jian Jia, "By the way, Jian Jia, didn't you have a relationship with a human being before?"

He Gui's eyes lit up, and he turned to Jian Jia.

Jian Jia was stunned for a moment, never expecting the fire to burn herself.He hurriedly waved his hands, "I don't know either!"

"Although I was with him back then, I am different from you now. At that time, I had just transformed. According to your human beings, I was not even a year old—no, I was not even a month old!" Jian Jia stared Said, "If you want to be entangled with this, it should be him who is entangled. What does it have to do with me!"

"Is that so..." He Gui was dejected, not knowing what to do.

"Actually, I think you, Hegui, are more worried about this than you are worried about other things." Jian Jia persuaded, "Humans don't live as long as our monsters. If you delay, maybe he will turn into a pile of loess."

The love between monsters and humans is often only a fleeting firework.But most of the time, being beautiful for a moment is enough.

Unfortunately, he didn't even have a moment.

He Gui didn't know Jian Jia's emotion at this time, and shook his head: "No, I've already thought about it, he will live with me, until the day he doesn't want to."

Bai Po frowned, "Are you trying to teach him how to cultivate? Let me remind you first that this is the Dharma-Ending Age, and it's amazing to be able to cultivate to the Foundation Establishment Stage, let alone the immortal stage who can compete with us in longevity."

You know, even thousands of years ago, immortals were extremely rare.The monk who has recently reached the level of a fairy is still the ancestor of the Wang family.

"It's not difficult, I've thought about it. If he wants to practice, I can give him my origin to practice; if he finds it annoying to practice, we can hold an ancient ceremony and share my life." He Gui seriously Said in a calm manner, not knowing at all how big waves his words set off in the hearts of the two of them.

"Hegui, you should think clearly." Jian Jia looked serious, "This is no joke."

No matter which of these two decisions is made, the impact will be huge.

"I've figured it out." He Gui blinked, looked at his two friends and said with a smile, "I'm not an idiot anymore."

At this time, he was still joking, and Bai Ke suddenly felt powerless.

"Using the original source of cultivation will not have a big impact on me, how much can he use? At most it is just a decline in strength." He Gui slowly explained, "Furthermore, it is not our era anymore, it is too strong Instead, it will attract the fear of human beings, which is almost fine."

"It's even easier to share life. I'm a great monster of the wood type, and I'm born with a lot of vitality. With merits and virtues in me, it's not difficult to support him at all."

He Gui looked at the table opposite, the snacks specially prepared according to his preferences, a flash of nostalgia flashed in his eyes.

Although he looks ignorant and ignorant, it doesn't mean he doesn't know anything.Even if he lost his memory, he is still a great demon who has lived for a thousand years, so he will not understand everything.

He understands everything, so he knows how correct and worthwhile his decision is.

"...If only it were as simple as you said." Bai Ke's lips twitched a few times, but he didn't say too harsh a word.

The origin is the most important thing for a demon, how can it be that simple?What he said just now is indeed good, but if this human being has a double heart and wants to plot against him, isn't it easy?

As for life sharing, it is also not easy.The requirements for holding an ancient ritual are harsh, and there is indeed no effect other than giving life force.But if someone attacked that human being, He Gui, the contractor, would definitely be hit hard!

"Think about it more carefully." Jian Jia looked at him solemnly, unable to refuse, and said, "How long have you been out of Fuyao Mountain? How long have you known him? How dare you take such an important bet!"

"It's too short. As you said before, the lifespan of a monster is too long. How can you be sure that he is not a passer-by in your long lifespan?"

Jian Jia's words hit the nail on the head, every word was aimed at the weakest point.His expression was indifferent, as if his usual liveliness and kindness never existed.

He Gui was not angry at all, he asked calmly: "Have you ever, have you ever met someone for the first time and felt that it was forever."

"That's how I called him the first time—I always felt that maybe in my lost memory, I might have actually met him."

The sudden sense of stability when touching the other person is like a traveler who has been wandering for a lifetime and suddenly returns home, as if he has settled down for a lifetime.

He told He Gu that it should be because of returning home.But only he himself knows that that huge and cold old house is just a station in his life, maybe it is really important, but it is never a home.

"So I don't regret it, I understand what choice I made."

During the millennium in Fuyao Mountain, he always dreamed.In the dream, he wanted to fulfill a promise, but he couldn't move it, couldn't leave it, so he could only stick to it, suffering every day.

He didn't know what that promise was, it had been long forgotten.But I feel that Lin Qianmo is like that promise.He lived in pain for thousands of years, and his soul was immortal, just to come to him.

Jian Jia was silent, he suddenly thought of the Taoist priest back then.They seem to have only known each other for two months, and they don't know each other so well, but they seem to have been together for a lifetime.

It turned out that so long had passed, he almost forgot what that Taoist priest looked like.

I just remember that in the reed field beside the moat, he would catch two fish and cook them into a milky white soup over fire.Then, with soup in one hand and a torch in the other, he stood in front of the reeds, threatening to burn his body if he didn't come out.

What a horrible priest.But he always remembers that his favorite food is fish soup.

Bai Po sighed, and all the admonitions and annoyance that had filled his stomach disappeared when they touched the silent two.

That's all, why should he meddle in what these two people are willing to do?

The melancholy in the air floated silently, and Bai Ke, who was ignored, sighed and rolled his eyes.

These two guys are bullying him, no story, right?You are ignoring him on purpose, right?How come one is more jerk than the other!

So Bai Po decided to get the place back.

He rolled his eyes and said with a sudden smile: "I think there is one thing, Hegui, you are really not worried at all."

He Gui, who stared at Jian Jia with big eyes and small eyes, moved, and asked in a daze, "What's the matter?"

"You just know that human beings will die after a long time, so don't you forget that human beings will marry and have children when they get older?" Bai Po smiled cheaply and continued: "Speaking of which, yours are all cubs. It's 25 and six. Among human beings, the fastest ones should have children. Even the slowest ones should have a girlfriend."

"Do you think he wants to marry a wife and have children?"

Eh! ! !

He Gui suddenly opened his eyes wide, startled.