Superstar Faner [Ancient Wears Today]

"Then what happened afterwards?" Li Li nervously asked everyone's aspirations.She held up her black-rimmed glasses, with big brown waves hanging on her bulging chest, intellectual and sexy.

Wen Yiyan turned his face away, chuckled lightly and said, "Later, Xian Jue crossed over later!"

Li Li shouted out the audience's heartfelt voice again: "Ah! Is this true?"

"What happened that day is like a fantasy movie. If Xian Jue's request was only for me to remember him, then he did it!" Wen Yiyan looked into the distance without focusing, "I will never forget it for the rest of my life." Such a person." I can't forget such a fool!

Li Li waved his hands desperately twice, and shouted anxiously: "Don't! Don't, Master Tianshi! You are thinking of others, what can you do, Mr. President!"

When Wen Yiyan thought of Yuan Jing, his eyes filled with joy, "Don't worry, he's nursing the baby at home."

So, after two years, Wen Yiyan reappeared in the public eye, in the name of participating in this talk show.

"The knife that cut human flesh was tightly attached to my neck, and a fishy smell went straight to my forehead. I thought at the time, it's over, it's over, it must be over, this man is going to catch me and feed the turtle!"

Wen Yiyan smiled.Li Li was worried when he heard that, "Where's the turtle? Where's the man-eating turtle? I'm going to kill it for Master Tian, ​​and stew it in bastard soup!"

Intellectual and sexy beauty anchor, quickly hide the rough guy in your heart!

"I'm actually more curious," Wen Yiyan wondered, "why do the villains like to talk nonsense at critical moments? They've been cleanly cut down earlier, so what's wrong with me today!"

As he spoke, he used his hands as knives to gesticulate on his neck, which was really full of heroic (bandit) spirit.

Master Tianshi, you Jiangzi cursed yourself, does your president know that?

"Xian Jue said a lot of things, and I didn't listen carefully. It seems that he has a jade pendant. According to a scripture handed down by his ancestors, this jade pendant was originally a pair. Time, that would be incredible! You can travel through time and space!"

Everyone in the audience exclaimed, shouting a lie!The nests read less and cheat the nests!

"Hey!" Wen Yiyan smiled, "Xian Jue said that Xuanwu is a combination of a turtle and a snake, so... every turtle is Xuanwu who lost the snake!"

Ahahahaha!

That's why the giant tortoise was on the scene, how incredible!

"Later, after investigation, it turned out that the tomb was built by Xian Jue himself with his own funds and blueprints." Wen Yiyan's eyes were full of helplessness, "The time of day is to feed the tortoise with meat for 81 days. The favorable location is a fake legend The ancestral grave of the Xian family in the middle. Renhe... It seems that there is no such thing, no wonder he failed."

Ha ha……

"Merge the two pieces of blood jade into one body and then combine it with the tortoise for the second time. When Emperor Xuanwu comes to this world, the astrolabe can be restarted in an instant, opening the door to a new world, and from then on you will reach the pinnacle of life that travels through time and space!"

As for the method of combining, ahahahaha!

The live broadcast hall was full of exaggerated laughter, the world has gone crazy!

"And then? The wormhole appeared?" Li Li asked.

"No! While Xian Jue was talking nonsense, the tortoise... the tortoise ran away with the jade pendant in its mouth! By the time Xian Jue reacted, the tortoise had already swam back to its dragon palace!"

Li Li exclaimed: "Sure enough, the tortoise is there too! I still don't forget Shun baby when I run away!"

Wen Yiyan continued: "Then Xian Jue ran and ran after the tortoise, ran to the beach and jumped into the sea after a plop, oh no, he crossed over."

"Huh? Is this the end?" It's not that our side is too strong, but that the enemy is too stupid. "Speaking of which, why did this person kidnap the Master of Heaven and perform such an inexplicable... ceremony? In the end, he died for no apparent reason."

This person must be dead through!Cutting the flesh and jumping into the sea and going crazy, wanting to survive is harder than breaking up with the husband and wife of the people! ! !

Wen Yiyan waved his hand to signal for everyone to be quiet, "Maybe he originally wanted to kill everyone around me one by one, but he finally realized that this was an impossible and difficult task, so he upgraded to take me through time together. Hehe..."

Li Li admired: "... so witty."

"The Xian family comes from the Gaoliang ethnic minority in the south of Jiangxi, and worships the ancient ancestor Panhu. It is one of the places where the Miao people live. You know the Miao people!"

"Ah?" Li Li asked in a daze: "So the kidnapper really time-traveled?"

Wen Yiyan raised his eyebrows and smiled meaningfully: "I didn't say that."

Li Li was at a loss for words for a while, and it so happened that he finally saw the director of the program group who had been gesturing and winking for a long time, baring his teeth and waving his claws, and shouted with a ferocious face: "Enter the commercial! Enter the commercial! You four eggs?"

"Let's give us a few minutes to quietly think about whether Xian Jue has time-traveled or time-traveled? Advertisement!" Li Li subconsciously obeyed the director's command.

After five or six minutes of commercials, Li Li has returned to her normal level, this time she will never be easily led by the nose by Wen Yiyan.

"That's right, I seem to have heard the Master of Heaven say just now... the CEO is nursing the child at home?" Li Li pushed his glasses. "As far as I know, your child Wen Yan is over ten years old."

That's right!Although no formal adoption procedures have been completed, Wen Yan asked to change his surname to Wen, making him more like a family.

Wen Yiyan couldn't help grinning when he heard the child, and explained: "A Yan is 11 years old and eight months old, of course I don't mean him, I'm talking about our family's little princess!"

There was an uproar in the audience.

#国民夫妻家的小公势!The tortoise runs away, take the nest and travel to 18 years later!I'm going to become the son-in-law of a national couple! #

#Zhenjing!The Heavenly Master is omnipotent, even having a baby is contracted! #

#暴照智慧智慧照照 ([-] words omitted here)... We are already ready to lick the screen baby! #

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"My God!" Li Li couldn't help but exclaimed with his eyes wide open, "Xiao Gongju...was Da Da's own?"

The intellectual and sexy hostess suddenly changed her style of painting, and she was so stupid and cute that she didn't feel any disobedience.

Wen Yiyan's face was full of pride, "Of course! My little Lingyue already knows how to call her Papa!"

Li Li blushed with excitement, although it was not obvious on her wheat-colored face. "Wen Lingyue! Please give me a good name!"

For a moment, Wen Yiyan's facial muscles stiffened, the corners of his mouth twitched, and his voice lowered twice, "No, Yuan Lingyue."

Seeing Li Li's face suddenly enlightened, Wen Yiyan added heartbrokenly: "Because the eldest son follows my surname Wen, so my daughter follows Yuan Jing's surname Yuan. Lingyue is also my name. I looked through the history books, Taiping That's the name of the princess!"

There was a lot of "wow" in the audience!

#天师大大 is so witty!If you have a daughter, you must name her Princess Taiping!Then, I am Wu Zetian!The whole family is the emperor hahahaha...#

#天师大大, I want to give you a public examination, an Anle public examination, a Jinyang public examination, a Changping public examination, a Gaoyang public examination, a Yanguo public examination... a public examination for the whole country! #

#元镜: Dare you! #

Li Li exclaimed again: "I want to change my stage name, and I will be called Li Lingyue from now on!" Xiaogong gave the same style, you deserve it. "By the way, did Xiao Gongju pop out from Da Da's belly?"

Wen Yiyan...

"It jumped out of a machine." Wen Yiyan still doesn't know much about modern high technology, he only knows that it is a magical machine that fuses the sperm of two people, and ten months later, it will be a little moon!

"Mengtian Medical Service Co., Ltd. specializes in treating infertility, and can also solve the problem of same-sex fertility. It is a conscientious company with three certificates!" Free advertisement to the listed company of the eldest cousin.

It was crooked again, and Li Li finally thought of advertising for the investors of his own program.

The ad is not long, be right back.

Li Li sat down seriously, holding his glasses frame, "I didn't expect the show to come to an end unknowingly. It is the first time for Tianshi to talk about the turtle incident publicly. Does it still affect your life? Do you think that Xian Jue will return to you one day?" Will come back for you?"

"Huh? How is it possible!" Wen Yiyan denied this conjecture, "I have traveled through time these years, how could it be possible to wear it back? Unless..." Unless I bring Lao Gong back together!

"Unless what?"

"Hehe, it's nothing." Wen Yiyan rubbed his nose, remembering the mission of coming here today, "These things have passed, please pay attention to my new work "Gujian Xiaoyaolu", in which I play the male pig-footed Yin Xue .”

"Yeah, the audience is blessed, Master Tian also brought a wonderful trailer of this fairy tale masterpiece..." The exclamation from the audience completely covered Li Li's voice.

on the big screen.

The boy had a youthful face, and he looked around among tens of thousands of seniors, when the elders on the stage scolded: "Yin Xue!"

"Here!" The boy looked up with dazed round eyes.Then he clumsily practiced swords with his senior brothers, every move was awkward.

The majestic voice of the elders on the stage filled the square, "Enter my Qingyun sect, use your body as your sword and your sword as your eyes, only then can you soar ninety thousand miles into the sky and achieve the supreme immortality..."

In the next scene, the boy's eyes were red as if possessed by a demon, and he drank the blood of the same family with a magic sword.

A woman hugged him from behind and said softly, "Go to sleep...I...you..." Yin Xue paused.

However, in a blink of an eye, the woman fell to the ground without breath, Yin Xue was expressionless and motionless, and it was raining in the sky, which was the tears that God shed for this.

Yin Xue suddenly raised her head and roared towards the sky, shouting out all her unwillingness and despair, abandoning all her emotions and past.From then on, he is the sword, he is the Tao!

In the last scene, Yin Xue was dressed in a green shirt, with silver hair and a lonely sword, looking at the world from the top of the blue clouds.

He held the sword in one hand and waved his sleeve in the other, his brows were indifferent like ordinary people.Turning around, the silver thread was raised, and he became a fairy, and his back was like a misty white cloud, unchanged from ancient times.

The five large characters of "Gujian Xiaoyaolu" are smudged on the screen like ink, marking the end of this 10-minute trailer, and the audience is still immersed in the magnificent world of Xianxia and cannot extricate themselves.

"Hey." Wen Yiyan felt a little embarrassed when he saw that he was pretending to be aggressive, "Please pay attention to me and Yin Xue! This is my work to quit the circle!"

Just for a split second, Wen Yiyan's figure who turned around seemed to coincide with the sword fairy Yin Xue on the screen.

The audience was stunned, unable to recover, the scene was completely silent, only the sound of heavy breathing, and...Wen Yiyan's relaxed words.

He said that he would leave the entertainment industry for a while, and go to see the bigger world with his dear and babies...

On the street where the lights were just beginning, a low-key private car was parked there for a long, long time, until a figure appeared beside the car and drove away.

I vaguely heard a voice coming from the car: "Wo wants to sit with Daddy... If you have the ability to move your sister's baby chair to the passenger seat... Hehe... Don't you love Nimen... Wow... Ahhh...milk powder!What about the powdered milk... There was a burst of crying of the baby and the beating of eggs.

The legend of the superstar continues, but that is just a legend.

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