Superstar Faner [Ancient Wears Today]

People are floating in the rivers and lakes, how can they not be knifed.

After being bitten by a pervert, do you still want to bite back? !In peaceful times, perverts and iron fences go together better!

Life is like a drama; life is like a game, if you can't resist, then enjoy it!The double pleasure inside and outside the play is something that ordinary people can't enjoy!

The person in front of me is the male god Wen Yiyan, the male god Wen Yiyan, the male god Wen Yiyan...

【Ding!The host's Ah q system level reached full level before 0.01 seconds, and now it has been upgraded to the white lotus system, please make persistent efforts to the host, and do justice for the heavens! 】

Scum, don't force me to use my power on the Internet, I don't want to cause a bloodbath!You just need to remember that the nest's nickname is Liu Meijing, and she is Ye Liangchen's sister!

Sow a seed of hatred today, and in the coming year, a basket of poisonous apples will be harvested, damn it!

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Liu Yiyi was wrapped in a blanket and stared blankly. There were many admirers and fans of her in the staff. They felt distressed and angry. Seeing her despondent look, they all wished to shout Zheng Dahaozi for her—no date!Scumbags don't make an appointment!

And yet...

"It's almost time, let's start." Director Yu crushed the orange peel rolled into a cigar on the table, imitating the action of crushing a cigarette butt.

His addiction to smoking relapsed, but he couldn't smoke on the set. This rule was made by himself.

After going through various yys, this rule was finally perfected into seven rules, that is, "three obediences and four gains":

You must obey the suggestions and opinions of the leader; you must obey the orders of the leader; you must obey all the arrangements of the leader.

No smoking on the set; no drinking on the set; no fighting on the set; no doing anything that affects the progress of the filming.

Therefore, strictly speaking, Zheng Dahaozi's behavior of using the public to support private interests did not violate the regulations.Although he can't get used to it, Director Yu doesn't want to offend Li Yi, the director of Apple TV behind Zheng Hao.

On the contrary, if Jiang Yiyi stopped acting in anger at this moment, it would be a clear break of Director Yu's rules!

"What are you doing in a daze? Do you want me to invite you one by one?" Director Yu slapped the table heavily.

"Old Yu, this..." the assistant director stepped forward.

Director Yu glared at the assistant director with murderous intent, "Shut up!" Then he opened his aura, "Whoever has a problem, stand up!"

The crowd backed away.

Jiang Yiyi got up at the right time, suppressed her sobs with red eyes and said: "Director Yu, I'm ready, let's start now."

——Plant a seed of hatred today, harvest a basket of poisonous apples in the coming year, kill Zheng Dahaozi, who had a brain bug, director Yu Da who stood by and watched, and tortured to death this group of insensitive passers-by, A, B, B, B, D, Ding Ding!In Jiang Yiyi's heart, bubbles full of malice rolled violently.

Unlike other film directors, Director Yu does not rely on high-tech post-production, and he does not even pursue aesthetic effects.In his credo, there is nothing more than a requirement for movies-truth!

This is also the reason why he chose to ignore Zheng Dahaozi and persecute Jiang Yiyi on the spot - the effect of acting in his true colors will be the best!

At the order of the director, the director, cameraman, lighting, and actors all took their positions.All other idlers and others were cleared out, which was considered to save some face for Liu Yiyi.

Liu Yiyi took off the blanket, and carefully smoothed the small wrinkles on the bride's wedding dress. Apart from being a little pale, her face was already calm and breezy.

She lay down silently on the wooden bed covered with bright red quilts, Zheng Dahaozi paced over, and stretched out his salty pig's hand with a lewd smile.

It's true that Zheng Dahaozi's facial expressions and movements are not obscene as an old pervert who relies on acting for his living, but the onlookers couldn't stop wanting to beat him up, their hearts were raised in their throats.

"Wait a minute! We're not going to shoot anymore!" A petite figure rushed to Zheng Dahaozi, with his arms outstretched like a hen protecting its cubs—it was Jiang Yiyi's assistant and cousin.

"No more filming?" Zheng Dahaozi was stunned by the incident in front of him for two or three seconds, and then a sneer appeared on the corner of his mouth, "Is Director Yu's crew a place where you can come and go whenever you want? I have won the Wanhua Award Do you think you are someone? Humph, there is nothing that I, Zheng Hao, can't do in the capital, especially entertainment..."

He, Zheng Hao, is willing to take over this drama because he wants to save face for Yu Yang, Wen Yiyan, and even Jiang Yiyi!Don't be ignorant of flattery, or she won't be able to get along in the entertainment circle every minute!

Zheng Dahaozi thought he was sitting on the Diaoyutai, and forced Jiang Yiyi to submit with his eyes and aura.In fact, in the eyes of everyone, he tilted his body in an unusually wretched way, trying to avoid the cover of his assistant cousin, and a vicious look came over his face.

Jiang Yiyi didn't expect her cousin to rush over at this time, her heart was full of touch and gratitude for being loved by her family, but she still had reason.

"Feifei, you..." Jiang Yiyi only had time to call out to her cousin before being interrupted by Zheng Dahaozi.

"Heh! I've seen people like you a lot. You want to be a prostitute and set up a chastity archway... how many people in the entertainment industry are clean? Just tell me, how much does it cost!"

With Zheng Dahaozi's words, almost the entire entertainment industry was offended, and the hatred was well worth it.

"Enough!" Director Yu couldn't take it anymore.He has indeed held the attitude of calming things down from the beginning to the end, but if he doesn't stop Zheng Dahaozi at this time, God knows what more outrageous things he will do, then there is no need to wait for the movie to be released, and now he can just write a sentence [a A bloody case caused by a bed-scene], every minute can hit the headlines of entertainment news.

Zheng Dahaozi ignored Director Yu, instead walked to his assistant, took out a stack of checks from his coat pocket, tore off one and wrote nonsense, "Come back with me tonight, a class like you My actress, 20 is worthy of you... How about 50 for the two of you?"

Oh my god!Where did this wonder come from?I've seen shameless people, but I've never seen such shameless people!Zheng Dahaozi, his parents, and his capable uncle, do you know how scumbag this guy is?It's disrespectful!

Cousin Feifei stared at the salty pig's hand and the check in the hands of the salty pig's hand, so angry that she almost wanted to burn the check to ashes and burn the salty pig's hand into a roasted pig's trotter!She yelled angrily, "What the hell is wrong with you! Crazy!"

After yelling, Feifei was ready to pounce on the check—if she couldn't tear Zheng Dahaozi's stinking mouth, couldn't she tear a thin check?

In the blink of an eye, Feifei's fingers were a palm away from the check, and suddenly, a hand appeared on the screen, and it cut off the beard!

Looking up, this hand is fair and slender, with round and full nails. Ah, it turned out to be the hand of the male god Wen Yiyan!

Wen Yiyan held the check with his index finger and middle finger, and shook it lightly, "This... sir, I see that your life is as good as the stars these days, and there will be bloody disasters."

Everyone: ...the wait is finally here, Tianshi Wen shows his might! 【Star Eyes】

Wen Yiyan continued to talk nonsense: "You and I are destined to be together for the camera, and today I will be merciful and help you do a fortune-telling. Don't thank me too much, the 50 yuan can be regarded as the consultation fee after a [-]% discount."

The great master had a heartbroken expression of "you have taken advantage of everything", echoing it was Zheng Dahaozi's dull face, he expressed disbelief.

Wen Tianshi said in a calm voice: "It's strange, why did you sign Li Yi's name on this check?"

"That's my uncle! You count the divination as it is, why do you care so much?" Zheng Dahaozi suddenly felt his face was dull, and became more and more impatient.

"So it's a stolen check!" Wen Yiyan suddenly realized, and focused on prolonging the tone of the word "steal".

Zheng Dahaozi became angry instantly, he pointed at Wen Yiyan: "You..."

Wen Yiyan brushed the salty pig's hand away calmly, "Hey, don't worry, I won't tell everyone."

Everyone: But everyone in the nest has seen it!Nests don't create gossip, Nests are just porters of gossip!Free is the best!

Zheng Dahaozi felt a little bad.

"You don't need to bother, why don't you just test a word, it's just a freshly baked word. This is fate!"

This is fate, this is fate, this is fate... The six big characters converged into a stick and struck Zheng Dahaozi in a daze, and he could only hear the buzzing sound of tinnitus.

Wen Yiyan "tsk tsk" twice, and glanced at the signature on the check.

I saw two unusually scribbled "Li Yi" written on the signature of the drawer. Zheng Dahaozi was spoiled by his family, even though he was already very old and would soon be over half a century old.Of course, the premise is that these stamped checks are completely voluntary from Haozi's uncle Li Yi.

"Oh!" Wen Yiyan sighed, "This character is well written! You have created a new style of wild cursive brushwork, and you will be included in the new history of calligraphy."

Wen Yiyan spoke very sincerely, not at all joking.Haozi's face turned dark, and he knew how much he weighed. Wen Yiyan said that was Chi Guoguo's ridicule, did he think he didn't understand.

Haozi was very angry, "You junior..."

"Senior, don't be in a hurry to thank me, I haven't finished yet!" Wen Yiyan interrupted: "Yi Shi Zaide, don't be ashamed of your predecessors. Good words! Good words... It's just that this word was completed overnight, and it has already become a knife. Words, plus three dots of blood."

"Look at the big character below, it's really big, accounting for two-thirds of the whole, and the proportion is seriously out of balance. Senior, you have to be careful not to see any abnormal changes in the past two days, especially..." Wen Yiyan Glancing vaguely at Haozi's lower body, he said in a sneaky way that you understand, and everything was said without saying anything.

Haozi followed Wen Yiyan's gaze to look at his body, and instantly understood, his blood was surging and his saliva splashed: "It's nonsense! You want to be beaten!"

"Is it nonsense, haha...you try it, don't blame Xiaosheng for not reminding you." Wen Yiyan was very calm.

The cold wind howled past, Haozi shivered.

"Have you had enough trouble?" Director Yu was tired of the chatter, "It's irrelevant, right? Then call labor and management wherever they go! Some people are lining up to make labor-management movies! Get on it! Let the labor and management get out!"

A group of staff, headed by the assistant director, rushed forward, expressing fear and sincerity on the surface, "Old Yu, please calm down!"

In fact, I curled my lips in my heart to show that you are really good at acting, and waited for the master of the heavenly master, Zheng Dahaozi, to fall down and play several times before opening his mouth, this cliff is not used to Haozi, right?

"I'll give you one minute, if you don't want to shoot, get out immediately!"

Haozi sneered in his heart: Jiang Yiyi, who is pretending, and Wen Yiyan, who is pretending to be a ghost, want to force him out of the film crew?Hehe, then don't blame him for being ruthless!

At this time, Feifei stood up again, blushing and said: "Director Yu, my sister...well, here comes auntie...can you go to the bathroom first?"