Superstar Faner [Ancient Wears Today]

Wen Yiyan and the snakeskin bag got into a fight, and he sat cross-legged in the open space in front of the General's Mansion, and carefully poured out all the "tributes".

First, he took a photo and uploaded it to the bib, and left a message [Rock's gift has been received, thank you so much!Everyone in the crew is very kind to each other, can you share these gifts with everyone?May I?May I? n(*≧▽≦*)n]

It took almost seconds to reply, and there was a string of [Yes] [Share it] [Love you] [What Rabbit]...Wen Yiyan put away the phone in satisfaction.

Then, Wen Yiyan picked out all the food and handed it over to the assistant director of the foodie, he didn't care whether he would eat it by himself or share it with everyone.However, it is more scientific to eat the portions of these foods visually!

Secondly, all kinds of kawaii toys, mainly plush toys, were given to the female employees of the crew.Of course, he took all the comments from fans and put them in a cookie tin.He received these thoughts and will always cherish them.

The girls and aunts were crazy when they got the presents. Since then, their fans have become more thorough, and their fans have broken through the sky!They didn't care at all that these were all donated by Wen Yiyan immediately.I haven't seen the envious little eyes of the uncles, it's too late for them to like it!

Wen Yiyan felt that the momentum was good, so he gave Yu Dao a copy of "The Battle of the Patriarchs of Bodhidharma". People and I are empty phases and hues.

Next, here comes the important point—the verse says: The water of the Yellow River comes up from the sky, rushes to the sea and never returns...

Rush to the sea and never return?Hahaha, Comrade Xiao Li knows that his famous poem is in the Encyclopedia of Physiognomy?

The grass-mud horse in his heart galloped, how could Wen Yiyan admit that this was a genuine product against his will? !What about the saying that "the water of the Yellow River comes from the sky, its roots are deep and it is not afraid of the wind"?No matter how little he reads, he still has to understand his old profession.

Director Yu was pleasantly surprised and surprised when he received this book.To his surprise, this was Wen Yiyan's first private gift since he posted a group message, and he was the first one; to his surprise, he was not interested in looking at astrology, and this book was truly a "holy book" to him.

Wen Yiyan smiled shyly, and pointed to the Eight Immortals Table in the main hall of the General's Mansion - this table has slightly lame legs and needs cushioning, and the thickness of this book is just right!

Dao Yu understood in seconds, and immediately returned Wen Yiyan with a thumbs up and big white teeth.

The male god continues to pick and choose like no one else, and Santa Claus is very happy.

Pick up a strand of agate beads.Red agate can improve endocrine, strengthen blood circulation, and has the miraculous effect of activating internal organs.It is the best gift for Yang Kai's old father who is paralyzed in bed.

Although Yang Kai had verbal conflicts with Yang Zhiwei, it is absolutely impossible for a man who is above the second line and below the level of the first line to have a low EQ.He gratefully accepted the agate bead and thanked him again and again.

Wen Yiyan didn't expect to use this to buy people's hearts, he was just expressing goodwill to the members of the crew while handling the package.Therefore, I don't care whether the other party's thanks are false or fake.

He rummaged through it again, and unexpectedly found a 1200g bucket of milk powder? !

A fan left a message: The male god is omnipotent!I'm so envious of the president who is happy with his precious son, the milk powder must be given to Xiaoyan's baby~

Wen Yiyan: ...Ah, so Xiao Yan was born to Yuan Jing by himself?So Xiao Yan is still drinking milk powder?Feel cute!Handsome!Awesome... sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooHe vomits blood every minute for Ni Meng to see! (╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻

So, the omnipotent male god gave a huge bucket of milk powder to the new dad Yang Zhiwei with a stiff smile on his face.

Yang Zhiwei also smiled stiffly.That's right, his job is to make money for the baby's milk powder, but... being given a bucket of milk powder directly is also ~drunk~

So, when the CEO hurriedly finished the work at hand and came to visit the class full of cheers, he saw this scene in front of him, which was quite dazzling - Wen Yiyan and Yang Zhiwei held hands affectionately (expressed Grateful handshake), looked at each other and smiled (stomach smile...).

It's really filthy, the anger is rising without money, and it's hidden under the coercion of the CEO.

When the staff saw *oss coming, there were many people with red eyes, and there were not a few who had tight asses, and Director Yu was one of them.

He glanced at the messy shooting scene with a blank expression, then unconsciously glanced at the "Dharma Master's Battle" under a certain leg of the Eight Immortals Table, and told himself firmly: there is nothing to be guilty of, normal intermission and work communication That's all.

What's more, the violations of the previous scene have not yet been studied to make a ugly Yinmao.Director Yu picked up the loudspeaker and shouted angrily: "Have you eaten yet? Come over to start filming after eating? Do you still want to chat? Sleep?"

He was going to shoot the scene just now, anyway, he was rich and self-willed - the investor was rich, so he was self-willed in the director!

So, before the CEO could say a word to his lover, Wen Yiyan was dragged into filming.It couldn't be worse, Yuan Jing stood behind director Yu with a dark face, exuding a dark aura that "creatures" should not get close to.

In front of the camera, Xiao Huai was dressed in a dark blue military uniform, which made him handsome, upright and upright.

His gaze slowly moved from the letter in Shen Shi's hand to Shen Shi's face, and there was a joke in his eyes that he himself hadn't noticed.

"What do you want?" Say it, and maybe he will give it to him.

Shen Shi shook his head slightly, "Shen Shi has admired the general for a long time, and I hope to visit him someday." After finishing speaking, he pursed his lips and looked back at Xiao Huai, with a stubborn expression on his face.

Xiao Huai was slightly uncomfortable being looked at by Shen Shi, his eyes averted a little, "That's fine!" He turned and left, as if fleeing.

……

Director Yu yelled "Card" with a dark face, and Yuan Jing also stared at Yang Zhiwei with a dark face, releasing a powerful CEO's must-have skill-kill you with his eyes!kill kill kill!

"Not bad." The assistant director really thought it was good, and it was the third time, what was Director Yu struggling with?He couldn't help but say a "fair word" for the two pig feet.

Not bad, not only good, Wen Yiyan is simply amazing!Director Yu's evaluation of Wen Yiyan went up to a higher level.This scene was filmed three times, and each time, the performances of the two were different.

The previous two times were not much different, Xiao Huai looked at Shen Shi steadfastly, and Shen Shi lowered his head in embarrassment.

For the third time, Xiao Huai looked at Shen Shi and felt embarrassed about himself, but Shen Shi looked back stubbornly.

Same lines, different interpretations.Wen Yiyan can firmly grasp the essence of Shen Shi's role in the changes guided by Yang Zhiwei - a little introverted, a little clever, and a lot of persistence!

but!Here comes the problem, Xiao Huai played by Yang Zhiwei is always missing something, and he can't satisfy Director Yu.

Director Yu waved his hand with a sullen face, signaling to the little ones to keep their eyes open and stop making noise. He is going to start studying this plot.

The CEO also had a sullen face. He stared at the two men in the camera, and his jealousy permeated the entire set.

Director Yu looked repeatedly, and Yuan Jing stood behind him also looked repeatedly.

Director Yu kept mumbling, "What is missing, what is missing?"

Yuan Jing said to himself, "What's missing? It should be a knife, a bloody knife..." Gouged out those evil eyes that seduced his wife!

"Ah!" Director Yu suddenly yelled in a very pleasant voice.He jumped up from the stool and slammed his fist on the table with his right hand. He finally figured it out, thanks to *oss for the inspiration!

Watching the replay again, Director Yu excitedly affirmed his conclusion—under Wen Yiyan's aura-filled performance, Xiao Huai played by Yang Zhiwei seemed to be pretending to be strong, full of craftsmanship, and incompatible with the whole picture.

Yang Zhiwei is an ordinary young man living in a peaceful age. Whether it is a hero at the end of the world or a hero in troubled times, he has no way of expressing that kind of feeling, that kind of experience of the cruelty of war, witnessing the impermanence of life and death, and finally will be for life. Love and awe formed a scabbard, covering all his sharpness and chill.

After thinking about this point clearly, Director Yu looked at Yang Zhiwei's general Xiao Huai again. He actually lost to an actor in the eye contact?How dare he run away?Is this still a general with a strong heart?

Director Yu didn't know whether to laugh or cry, it was simply true.Insufficient-teaching, this is a proper in-tune-teaching wow!

Since Mr. President walked into the studio, he has never been satisfied. This makes Yu Dao feel sorry for him. In order to show that he will never be able to shoot this film well, Yu Dao sincerely pushed Comrade Yang Zhiwei out. Wasn't it his mistake! ╮(╯▽╰)╭

On the director's face, he was very serious, and he promised: "Mr. Yuan, our crew may need a little time to adjust. I apologize for this. But I can swear that this movie will be very successful in the future, and even become an eternal classic. work!"

Yuan Jing was very irritable.Adjustment!Adjustment!Adjustment!When did this movie get shot?He wants to hug his wife, he wants to kiss his wife, he wants to be inseparable from his wife!

Director Yu said again, "This kid Zhiwei is still good, but he lacks the smell of murderous blood, so I plan to send him..."

At the end, Director Yu carefully looked at Yuan Jing's face, but was interrupted by Yuan Jing domineeringly, "Send him to the Arab region to attack religious extremist terrorists?" What a good idea!

Everyone: Comrade Yang Zhiwei, we just look at you quietly (sympathetically)!

Yang Zhiwei: What happened?

Assistant Director & Yang Kai: 233333

Wen Yiyan: Emma, ​​his man forgot to mess with medicine again today!

Director Yu was sweating profusely: "...No. I want to say, let Zhiwei increase his bloodiness and go to the slaughterhouse to kill pigs for three days."

Everyone: Killing pigs for three days... Hallelujah..._(:3ゝ∠)_

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Kill pigs for three days! ! !

As soon as these words came out, the entire crew fell into an eerie silence.

Time was pressed to stop, until the CEO broke the embarrassment with a voice, and he announced calmly that the filming was suspended because the pig-footed Yang Zhiwei was going to the slaughterhouse to kill pigs!Three days is too tight, so let's kill for ten days and come back!

At this moment, Yang Zhiwei felt that the whole person was not well-killing pigs in a slaughterhouse?Dear friend, are you sure this is to enhance the blood, not add blood for nothing? Omg even the baby printed on the 1200g super large milk powder bucket seems to be watching his jokes.Look at that toothless smile!

However, no matter what, this matter was decided without a doubt, Yang Zhiwei didn't even have time to raise objections, the CEO took Wen Yiyan and walked away.

Is it too late to quit the crew now?Can we not charge him liquidated damages?Is it easy for him to eat a meal of youth?A Bing's Erquan Yingyue sounded!

The culprit, Yu Dao, patted Yang Zhiwei's chest vigorously to cover up his guilty conscience, Yu Daoyu earnestly enlightened the other party, "Zhiwei, our organization... ah no, our crew is optimistic about you, do it well (kill it) pig)!"

The assistant director followed suit and booed: "That's right! You, Yang Zhiwei, will be a hero again in ten days!"

Yang Zhiwei: ...What he said, why does he feel that he is not going to kill a pig, but to be killed by a pig? !

Tableware, it is true that life does not meet! qaq

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Back in his cozy nest, Wen Yiyan's human-wife attributes exploded, and he decided to show off his culinary skills tonight, praising the CEO's "divine decision" with practical actions.

In fact, Wen Yiyan is quite dedicated and responsible to his job, but he gets a ten-day vacation for nothing, whoever pushes it outside is the invincible super idiot of the universe.

The daughter-in-law washed her hands and made soup, and Yuan Jing took over the task of sorting the gifts.So when elementary school student Xiao Yan came home from school, what he saw was the president squatting messily on the floor, surrounded by all kinds of debris with a serious expression.

Xiao Yan: Emma, ​​did Wo forget to mess with the medicine again today?The baby was so scared that he ate a whale.

"Yuan*, what are you doing?" Xiao Yan squatted beside Yuan Jing curiously.

Yuan Jing was very calm: "Little friend, what are you calling me?" He never gritted his teeth!

Xiao Yan trembled, rubbed his arms, showed a reserved and treacherous smile, and suddenly shouted sadly towards the kitchen: "Master, I was wrong, I will never dare again!"

There was a crackling sound from the kitchen, and Wen Yiyan appeared at the door wearing an apron and holding a kitchen knife, and angrily shouted at the big and small bastards: "What are you doing? Do you want to fast tonight?"

Holding up the kitchen knife, he chopped the air twice, "Yuan Jing, tidy things up for me, don't look around! Xiao Yan, go upstairs to do my homework, don't make trouble, let alone play games!" Finally, with a "Humph" as the closing word.

Yuan Jing and Xiao Yan looked at each other, then silently turned their heads away.

"Master, I have finished my homework!" Xiao Yan ran to the kitchen to grind.

The chatter in the kitchen didn't know what they were talking about, Yuan Jing was stunned for a while, the smell of food wafted from not far away, he suddenly felt that the lights above his head were actually very warm, and the whole room was filled with happiness smell.

The energetic CEO rolled up his sleeves and continued to deal with the "tribute".It is also a sweet burden for the daughter-in-law to have too many fans!

"What is this?" Xiao Yan ran back from the kitchen to Yuan Jing's side, and Yuan Jing reckoned that he had already finished eating the small stove his wife prepared for the bear child.

Xiao Yan squatted beside Yuan Jing, mainly responsible for making trouble, "Seven pairs of socks, one pair a day, why don't we have our share?"

Yuan Jing picked up seven pairs of thick cotton socks with thick colors of red, orange, yellow, green, blue, blue and purple, and threw them to Xiao Yan casually, "It's all yours."

Xiao Yan also expressed his disgust.He looked around again, "This is... Emma, ​​it's swimming trunks!"

Yuan Jing's face darkened, and he ordered Xiao Yan to get the scissors. Two seconds later, the shattered swimming trunks wailed silently in the trash can.

"This is not bad!" Xiao Yan dug up a set of parent-child T-shirts, which had a cute big-mouthed monkey pattern, which seemed cute. "Would you like to wear this tonight?"

Yuan Jing ignored him.

"Father Yuan, shall we wear this t-shirt with Father Wen tonight?" Xiao Yan looked at Yuan Jing expectantly, and stretched out a finger to poke his arm.

Yuan Jing looked up, calm as always, "The clothes you just bought can't be put on right away..."

"I'm going to wash it!" Xiao Yan jumped up excitedly, ran away with three T-shirts in his arms, ran to the second floor and then turned back, he rushed to Yuan Jing, "baji" stuck in the expressionless face of the CEO. On his face, "Father Yuan's nest is low mud!"

Yuan Jing's ears trembled: You brat!Is this bear kid an autistic child?What the hell quack doctor diagnosed it?

When Wen Yiyan's last dish was served on the table, Xiao Yan put the last t-shirt into the dryer. The CEO finally completed the task and successfully put away all the "tributes" by category.

The small gifts in the five storage boxes are put away first, and will be sent to the orphanage in a few days.The more expensive ones will be donated to public welfare organizations after the charity sale.In short, let these intentions bring out the greatest benefits.

In the end, all he left behind, apart from the kawaii parent-child T-shirt, were the two sets of photo albums in his hand, and a hand-painted book.

The picture album only has five thin sheets of paper, each of which is a portrait of Wen Yiyan drawn with crayons.The author is a five-and-a-half-year-old girl. It can be seen that this girl draws with great care, but she really has no talent...

Wen Yiyan liked it very much, "Look at the monk she drew holding a huge sword that is as tall as the little monk, it's so handsome!"

Yuan Jing: "Are you sure this is a monk, not a prawn who forgot to draw the hair?"

Wen Yiyan: Ahahahaha.

The picture album is pitifully thin, but the photo album is terribly thick. Wen Yiyan flipped through a few of them, and became more and more complacent——Brother never lies, he is so naturally handsome that it is hard to give up!Stills, makeup, and life photos, Zhang Zhang 720 degrees without dead ends, so handsome that he breaks through the sky!Don't be obsessed with brother, brother is going to eat!

After eating, take a shower, put on parent-child clothes, lie on the sofa, look at the photo album, watch TV, and look at the people around you.One day passed like this.

However, the next day, Wen Yiyan discovered with a black face that one of the photo albums was missing!

"That bastard Yuan Jing must have done it!" Wen Yiyan concluded.

The book in his hand is full of photos he took in public places, including various stills and makeup photos, as well as photos of participating in various evening parties, award ceremonies, and variety shows.And another photo album full of private life photos - don't mess with it!

The holiday was very dull but relaxed, and Wen Yiyan didn't take the lost photo album to heart.Soon, the crew started working again.

……

Xiao Huai's tall and straight back disappeared around the corner, and Shen Shi recovered from holding his breath, but his brows were still frowning unconsciously, not knowing what he was thinking.

Glancing at the crumpled letter that was pinched by himself, and soaked in the cold sweat of his palm, Shen Shi gently smoothed it out with his palm, and finally stuffed it in his lapel—he was still wearing the letter that belonged to the previous dynasty. Long shirts, not the tunic suits brought about by the new culture.

Director Yu yelled "Ka", this scene finally passed after ten days.

Wen Yiyan immediately hid behind the assistant director, using the body of the assistant director Wei An to block Yang Zhiwei's possible line of sight, and breathed in the fresh air a little hastily.

Before acting, he didn't intend to use the method of "holding his breath" to express the inner tension of the character. It's really... It's because Yang Zhiwei has a unique smell of a stinky pig, which forced him to make this move.

Director Yu bared his teeth and smiled warmly, obviously he was also troubled by Zhululu.In a second thought, Director Yu suddenly thought that maybe Comrade Yang Zhiwei acquired no other qualities at all, but turned the aggrievedness of having to endure Zhululu's "education" into a murderous aura.

Well, if you don't explode in silence, you will perish in silence!And he chose to pervert.

Due to the scheduling problem of the show's pig-footed female Jiang Yiyi, she applied to director Yu to film her scene first, and director Yu said that it was understandable and agreed.So the next scene is the rivalry between the male pig's feet Shen Shi and the female pig's feet Sai Jinguliang.

In the unknown depths of his heart, Director Yu praised him countless times for being magnanimous and approving Jiang Yiyi's application!

Finally, they don't have to face Zhu Lulu's "education", and the whole staff headed by Director Yu can't wait to celebrate.

Yang Zhiwei squatted alone in the corner and drew circles. If he hadn't been strong enough inside, he would be on the headlines in minutes, that's right!And it is the headline of CCTV news, not the entertainment news section.The content is as follows——

[The first-line male actors couldn't bear the "smell discrimination", and carried out large-scale newspaper activities in the form of human bombs, which led to the annihilation of a crew. Their bad behavior had a huge impact on society! 】

Completely ignoring the depressed Yang Zhiwei, the crew started filming the next scene.

Strictly speaking, this is the only rivalry between Shen Shi and Sai Jin, because they are always missing.

When I was young, one was in the theatrical troupe and the other was in the garden, growing green plums across the wall;

Afterwards, one of them became a star, and the other became famous, but they still couldn't help themselves;

Now, one person is outside the wall, and the other is inside the wall. One wall separates the future.

On this day, the sky was gloomy, as if a heavy rain could fall at any time.Under the leadership of Xiao Huai, Shen Shi stepped into the gate of the General's Mansion, and he was one step closer to Sai Jin.

Xiao Huai took Shen Shi to the backyard, where there was only one woman, who could be regarded as half of the mistress of the house, in front of Sai Jin's room.

"Boom, boom, boom." Standing in front of the exquisitely carved wooden door, Shen Shi was suddenly at a loss like never before.

The sound of "tap, tap" footsteps came from the room, getting closer and clearer.The crisp and soft female voice came to Shen Shi's ears with a strange tone, "Here it is, who is it?"

Yes, who is it?Who is he, Shen Shi, Sai Jin?Shen Shi was silent.