Superstar Faner [Ancient Wears Today]

The cheerful voice of the owner, Mr. Hawke, was played in a loop over and over again in the car, almost covering up the sound of the rain outside the window.

Yuan Jing calmly searched for something on his mobile phone, but Wen Yiyan said he didn't understand.

"Didi!" The phone issued a warning that the battery was too low and it was about to shut down automatically.

Yuan Jing had no choice but to stuff the phone back into his coat pocket, and the villain in his heart was scratching his head angrily—teaching you to pursue a two-person world with only one phone!Teach you not to check the remaining power of your phone!Teach you to run to the deep mountains and forests early in the morning without looking at the weather forecast!Teach you to get into the car of a strange man casually!

Omg, everything looked normal at first, but now everything is weird.The owner of the car said that he wanted to drive them back to the most prosperous place in Thalia Town. It would be more convenient to go back to the hotel there, to go back to City A by car, or to visit the owner's house.

However, I don't know how long it has passed, maybe half an hour, and they are still driving on the road.

"Hey, Mr. Hawk, you are so narcissistic!" The soft girl couldn't help breaking the silence, "Can you play some other music?"

The owner of the car said no problem, and the gentleman asked what did Elizabeth want to hear?

"Does Tianshi Wen know? I want to listen to his "Wait for My Starlight", "A Room Without Sound", or "A Rose in My Heart"!" Elizabeth turned into a fanatic in a second, her big eyes were full of indifference. It seems to have a spirit.Her cheeks were slightly flushed, she sat upright, and "looked" at the owner excitedly and expectantly.

Wen Yiyan: "Ah...?"

He doesn't have amnesia, does he? !The string of song titles reported by the little fans (???) just now... are not sung by him, are they?The only thing he has ever done related to music is that he starred in the mv of his good buddy Mei Jingyan as a friend.That's called a magic horse, it seems to be "Horns of Time"?

So he looked at Elizabeth suspiciously, "Whose song are these?"

"Wen Tianshi Wen Yiyan doesn't know! That's a male god! Among these songs, I like his "Wait for My Starlight" the most!" Elizabeth did not forget to despise Wen Yiyan in her excitement, "How long do you have?" What are you doing with your eyes closed? Don’t you know that you should appreciate the handsome appearance of the male god?!”

"..." Wen Yiyan rubbed his nose, and after three seconds passed, he replied slowly, "Huh?"

Elizabeth's enthusiasm for star chasing was drowned out by a pot of cold water, and she began to cheer herself up in another language, "Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr..." The preliminary judgment is Italian.

Wen Yiyan expressed his surprise and amazement. He stared at Yuan Jing with big round eyes.Yuan Jing was as calm as ever, raising his hand, rubbing his heart, rubbing his face, kissing the corner of his mouth... Damn it, that's enough.

For a moment, the owner of the car had a ferocious expression, and then showed a strange smile, but no one noticed.

He interrupted the crazy Elizabeth, "Come on, dear Liz, my little wife is still sleeping." Then he freed one hand and gently stroked his wife's cheek.

At this moment, Wen Yiyan finally saw the other person's expression, that smile made him feel goosebumps for some reason.

Elizabeth calmed down, "I'm sorry, I was a little too excited." Then her momentum changed, "But, you can't call me Liz, as I said just now!"

The owner smiled lowly, "Okay, I see."

There was silence in the carriage again.Despite the air-conditioning, the strong fragrance in the air is lingering, making people dizzy.

"Mr. Hawk, where are we?" Yuan Jing finally opened his mouth.

The owner immediately replied: "Don't worry, don't worry, it's raining too much! Look, I only drove 45 yards, and now it's almost half way."

Then, he began to recommend the coffee his little wife prepared for him, "Try the coffee, otherwise falling asleep in the car will not only be uncomfortable, but also easy to catch a cold."

The three accepted it humbly and resolutely refused to drink.

The car owner laughed "haha", "Don't be like this, do you suspect that I drugged my coffee?"

It's hard to say, just looking at the "little wife" who has been sleeping all the time, I feel that this person is full of weirdness everywhere, how dare he drink coffee, even though it looks and smells normal. ╮(╯▽╰)╭

Seeing that no one answered, the owner of the car sang again, it was the same cheerful ballad before...

Wen Yiyan felt drowsiness hit him. He fell into a light sleep with Yuan Jing on his pillow, like a dream but not a dream. It seemed that he heard someone saying, "The road to the center of the town is blocked, go to my house to shelter from the rain first." .

So, when Wen Yiyan was awake, he had already arrived at Mr. Hawke's house.

"Your house is really special." Seeing that Wen Yiyan had woken up, Yuan Jing went to the window to look out, and pushed the anti-theft window calmly, "It's like a huge, exquisite cage."

Mr. Hawke smiled lowly, and did not answer Yuan Jing's words, "It rained so hard today that my clothes were all wet." He methodically tidied up every wrinkle on his clothes, but it gave people a very excited feeling. Feel.

Wen Yiyan had a premonition that something was going wrong, he got up and stood next to Yuan Jing, secretly raising his vigilance.

"Mr. Hawke, I'm very sorry, may I borrow the bathroom at your house?" The blond soft girl stood up and asked.

Mr. Hawke was a gentleman and asked his little wife to take Elizabeth to the bathroom.

That's right!His little wife awoke from her deep sleep, a quarter of an hour before they reached their destination.As expected, the scene where the wife had already been killed did not appear.

"You don't mind, let's just take a look." Yuan Jing said casually, letting Wen Yiyan walk in front of him by the way.

Everything in the room is very ordinary, without any personal characteristics, except for the huge bookcase that occupies 1/2 of the living room.

The two-story-high bookcase is like a spiraling pagoda, and it is perfect, as if the books have been carefully measured before being placed on it.Spectacular and eerie.

"At the beginning of the creation of the world, human beings had the same accent and language. However, people were greedy for life and afraid of death, afraid of being drowned by the flood like their ancestors, and soon decided to build a city and a tower together."

The man said the familiar legend, and suddenly laughed, from a low laugh to a wild laugh, holding his belly and unable to straighten up.

"Hahaha! If you think you are smart, you will be punished! The Lord came to the world and changed and differentiated all languages. Therefore, the Tower of Babel became a legend."

Silent silence.

"You agree with Jehovah's decision, and are you proud of your unique dialect?" Yuan Jing was still casual.

"Proud?" Mr. Hawk ripped off his suit and smiled hysterically, "Ah, there's nothing to be proud of. No one can understand the songs I sing!"

So Mr. Hawk danced and sang the ballad again in English, and this time, no one found it cheerful.

——"I am a devotee, and I am also an artist. I want to create incomplete and extreme beauty in exchange for eternal life from the Lord.

I have completed five favorite works and placed them in my secret garden.

Now these three beauties follow me to my house, the beauties don't know what they hear, they will happily follow me.Ignorant and ambiguous outsiders, what awaits you is sawing off your hands and legs..."

Fuck! ! !This man is absolutely insane!

Mr. Crazy wiped his face hard to stop the maniacal laughter. He started to do stretching exercises, and the bones all over his body made a "click click" sound.

The calm appearance looks much more normal, however, this is all an illusion!

"Actually, God also makes mistakes sometimes. The obstacles caused by language barriers are not worth mentioning in front of art! The Tower of Babel is a joke!"

Mr. Crazy made a sudden move and rushed towards this huge tower-shaped bookcase, and the "Tower of Babel" collapsed!

A collection of hardcover books fell to the ground, making continuous crashing sounds, until the "work" of Mr. Madman buried in layers of books was revealed.

Fuck! ! !It's super big-perverted!

Ever since Min Xian gave him the blood jade, Wen Yiyan felt that his whole body had started to be unlucky.This time, even if he didn't die, he had to lose half his life, because he was obviously hit, and he couldn't exert all his strength.

"Look, this is Nina, my first work. I created it completely according to Aphrodite of Milos. Look at how well this severed arm is broken!"

Nina stood in the transparent container, like a Barbie doll carefully packed in a plastic shell by the owner.Mr. Crazy pressed the container tightly, tracing Nina's eyebrows and eyes through the air.abnormal!

"Come on, let me introduce you, this is Rachel, my second work." Mr. Crazy approached another container.

"I've been thinking, if Aphrodite's hands are still there, what would she be doing? I thought and thought, and thought and thought." Mr. Madman shook his head and looked distressed.Suddenly, he opened his eyes wide, almost popping them out. "Bingo, I thought of it, it's Rachel who is so different!"

Rachel is sitting on the ground, holding an apple in her left hand, and holding the slipped loincloth in her right hand.A beautiful slender white leg was lying on the ground, but she only had this one leg.

Fuck!Apart from pervert, lunatic, Wen Yiyan couldn't think of other words to describe the man in front of him.The forest is really big and there are all kinds of birds. ╮(╯▽╰)╭

"They are so charming, they are perfect!" Mr. Crazy paced to the wardrobe, holding something rustlingly, "Of course I am quite satisfied with you, one, two, three, four, five." After counting five "works" ", Mr. Madman counted Yuan Jing and Wen Yiyan again.

"Including Liz, there are eight works, and Angie (the former little wife) is also very cute, let's count one. Ninety-nine return to one, God will be deeply amazed by my works, and thus give me The right to eternal life... Oh, of course it doesn't matter if you don't grant it, your eternal life is mine!"

Grass mud horse!You are immortal!You and your family live forever!

Wen Yiyan couldn't bear it any longer, and in the midst of lightning and thunder, he threw the fork that had been in his pocket early in the morning viciously, poking him beyond recognition!

Of course, due to unknowingly being tricked, the effect of the flying fork is actually not good. orz