Superstar Faner [Ancient Wears Today]

The child smiled brightly, revealing two dimples. He took one step, two steps, three steps... towards Wen Yiyan's direction.

If you look carefully, the child in front of you is actually very good-looking, with red lips and white teeth, and big watery eyes that are very agile.Where is the shadow of autistic children?

"Did you know? Chopsticks are seven inches and six cents long, representing human's seven emotions and six desires."

The child smiled like a flower, as if he was really innocent and ignorant; Wen Yiyan looked indifferent, and his gestures were like a Taoist master.

"Chopsticks are square and round, and the top is easy to hold; the bottom is round, which is easy to use. It means thinking about the square and doing the circle."

The child stopped, and he tilted his head in doubt: "What do you want to say, brother?"

Wen Tianshi continued on his own: "A pair of chopsticks is divided into yin and yang. The one that moves is yang, and the one that is still is yin. One yin and one yang are called the Tao, and the ever-changing things are contained in it."

"So, brother, what do you want to say?"

Like a normal, obedient student full of curiosity, the child raised his head and asked.

At this moment, Yuan Jing had already come behind Wen Yiyan, standing there with the attitude of a protector, exuding awe all over his body, although confronting a ten-year-old child in court seemed a bit fussy.

Wen Yiyan glanced at Da Shan who was lying on the ground, and a piece of chopsticks came out of his ear hole abruptly.He turned his head to look at the child, and suddenly showed a bright and bright smile, "I want to say... brat, you are going too far!"

Bear kid: "Heh..."

Everyone: "Oh..." The celestial master is worthy of being a celestial master. What he said was so broad and profound that people were confused and half understood!Fortunately, the last sentence is understood.

In fact, if someone asked, Wen Yiyan would be happy to explain, but he didn't, so this unknown psychological activity is destined to be unappreciated.

A pair of chopsticks divides yin and yang, the top is "heavenly square", the bottom is "round earth", and the middle is "seven emotions and six desires". This means that people stand between heaven and earth in this life. natural law.

The seven emotions and six desires are the nature of human beings; the principles of thinking and acting are the principles of all things;Even if it is a half-old child, if he kills someone, what he can escape is the law, but what he cannot escape is cause and effect.

Wen Yiyan frowned, "You are alone! It's not something else! You must know that although crooked melons and jujubes are more delicious, they will not be on the table after all."

The implication is that you must be upright, and don't look crooked.

Thoughts were racing through his mind, but actually he hesitated for a while before Wen Yiyan made an astonishing decision, "I think you have a lot of energy, judging from your appearance..."

What do you see in your face?Everyone stretched their ears.

However, Wen Tianshi didn't say anything, and threw a bombshell directly, "I'm afraid that you will go the wrong way and harm the world in the future, so you can worship me as your teacher."

——Let my celestial master accept this monstrosity, and teach you how to be a good person, how to be a good person full of positive energy, comparable to Comrade Lei Feng!

As soon as this remark came out, Yuan Jing only felt the sound of "duang" without mentioning how everyone was stunned by the turning point, and a feeling of "I said, why do I have a bad premonition that follows me everywhere, look, it really came" feeling spontaneously. .

It's hard to think about it. I just lived in the world of two people, and immediately entered the "family of three" mode. It's not so fast to be pregnant in October! =_=

……

The group hurried back to the police station with three members of the cult and an underage snake spirit.Roughly speaking, this seems to be the rhythm of returning home with a rewarding experience, but everyone does not feel relaxed at all.

"Boss, Bureau Wu has made a major discovery!" A young comrade of the armed police received a call and reported to Yuan Zheng.

Yuan Zheng had some headaches. This case took him so long, but the more he dealt with it, the more troublesome it became.He waved his hand, "Go back and talk about it."

Back at the base camp, the so-called "significant discovery" was presented to everyone - a big truck transporting scrap rubber!

The armed police officers and soldiers were in full swing. They dismantled the big bags containing waste rubber and poured out the square rubber blocks hidden deep inside.And in these rubber blocks, there are actually a large number of carefully packaged drugs hidden!

This "large amount" reached two-thirds of the total amount of drugs seized last year, and became the first major drug anti-drug case encountered in the past 30 years, shocking the whole country!Of course, there was no news coverage at this time.

"What does md think of labor and capital? Throw it away after use!" Yuan Er growled angrily.

It just so happened that one of his subordinates pushed the door open and entered, and he blurted out, "Throw it away after you use it, it's a safety-container!"

Yuan Er: "!!!"(╰_╯)#Look at my angry little eyes!

The younger brother fled in despair.

Of course, there was a reason why Yuan Er was so angry - due to some kind of coincidence, the kidnapping of Xiao Yue's son by the cult became a cover for this incident, and was used to confuse the police. - Goods.

I thought that I was the commander-in-chief of an army, and wherever our army went, it would surely kill every single enemy.It was only later that I realized that I was the one who started it... This is a psychological gap.

"Whoosh!" There is a hidden weapon!

Raising his hand handsomely, he quickly caught the "hidden weapon" a car key, and the air pressure around Yuan Er's body became even lower, "Who did it?"

With a glance of his sharp eyes, Yuan Er's aura disappeared instantly.He is so stupid, really, he should have known earlier, who else dares to "joke" with him at this time, except his brother?

Yuan Jing snorted coldly, and asked, "Do you want to go abroad to arrest big drug lords?

Yuan Er shook his head, that's a matter for the international police!

Yuan Jinger asked: "Or do you want to go to province l to destroy the demon lair of the cult?"

Yuan Er shook his head again, that is the responsibility of the provincial police!

Yuan Zhengsan asked: "Or, do you want to intervene in the internal fight of the Dragon Slaying Society?"

No no no, he won't go!Yuan Er shook like a rattle.

Then you are angry p!Yuan Jing's arrogant air leaked sideways, and he stepped forward with his long legs coldly, "What are you talking about, let's go!"

……

On the first day back home, the little boy knelt down in front of Wen Yiyan with a "plop", offering a cup of plain boiled water with both hands, and formally worshiped the heavenly master of all people as his teacher.

The Heavenly Master bestowed the name Xiao Yan, Prince Xiao, with the rustic air of a nouveau riche, and every time he yelled, he felt an urge to laugh out loud.

For Xiao Yan, the house is no different from before, and the surrounding items are no different from before, not even as luxurious as Xiao Yue prepared.But... He lowered his head, holding a piece of calligraphy in his hand, the word "Xiao Yan" domineeringly occupied the entire white paper.

Although the master is unreliable, the handwriting is still very beautiful.Xiao Yan couldn't help thinking.

"Master, why is it called Xiao Yan?" Xiao Yan, who had just learned that he had changed his name, was eager to know. Could it be that his original name was really awkward?

The newly-appointed master paused when he wanted to drink tea. After a long time, he pointed to the word "Yan" and said: "Water in the line means that the river flows into the sea."

Xiao Yan blinked and blinked, "Master, what does it mean—all rivers return to the sea?! It means that you accept me as a disciple because everyone expects it!"

Wen Yiyan: "..." Where did the popularity come from?This cliff cannot be admitted, so he calmly shook his head three times under the expectant eyes of the little boy.

Xiao Yan persevered: "Then what Master meant—every river goes east to the sea, urging me to cherish time?!"

Wen Yiyan: "..." Is Master's mind so easy to guess?If you don't maintain a sense of mystery, how can you establish the prestige of a master?It is necessary to let the little boy experience the deep admiration of "unmatched"!

So he shook his head three times, sighed leisurely: "Fool, wash up and go to sleep." Before Xiao Yan could react, Master Shi Shi had already got up and left.

Xiao Yan: "..."

The master is gone, but the "teacher" watching the fun is still there.

Yuan Jing replied, "What your master means is that you are the water that forcibly intervened. You are a superfluous existence, and you will leave sooner or later."

Yuan Jing dislikes the brat very much, if one ignores his behavior of heating milk for someone.

After saying this, the master, who hadn't gone far, went back the same way without hesitation, and ruthlessly grabbed Yuan Jing's side waist.

Xiao Yan clenched his fists and lowered his head, looking dejected, but in fact, he couldn't help pulling the corners of his mouth.

Every pore trembled slightly, unprecedented, and he felt a "satiety".For the first time in ten years, he felt that the food he ate was finally transferring energy to his heart, warming his whole body.How to describe this...it should be satisfaction!

……

No. 11 days after returning home, Wen Yiyan received the fourth script in his life, a period drama.

At the beginning of the last century, it was a turbulent era-the emperor was forced to step down, foreign tribes invaded strongly, and warlords fought among themselves.

When he was young, General Xiao was brave and good at fighting, and he defeated half of the country with a single ruthless force.Now that he is old, he guards his "Xiao Dynasty" and lives a luxurious and *elderly life.

Old General Xiao has three sons.On the surface, the eldest is stable, the second is gentle, and the third is unruly, and each has his own little thoughts.As the old general became more and more incompetent, the three sons also kept making small moves.

The older the general became, the more unreliable he became. He even fell in love with the top girl Saijin in Manchunyuan. Regardless of whether the little girl was willing or not, she forced her into the general's mansion and even gave her the title of aunt.

Therefore, Rong Tianshun, the most famous Peking opera troupe at that time, staged "Universe Front" the next day...

The protagonist Shang Chunfang in the play, that is, the character of Wen Yiyan, finally "comes out after a long wait", and a special emotional drama of a special era is staged.

"Hoohoo~" Wen Yiyan closed the script with a "snap", the period drama is so hot, so hot, so tangled, so spicy and exaggerated.

And most importantly, the last page, the last line of the script - "to be continued"!

Hehe, didn't you finish writing?This is teasing him! (╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻