Superstar Faner [Ancient Wears Today]

Since Wen Yiyan's image fits perfectly with the original work, there is no need to change the script. Director Harry said, baby!Ladies, let's start shooting!

So, Convex(艹盘艺)—this is the CEO who just moved his office to the other side of the Pacific Ocean, but still has to stay alone in the vacant room!

Wen Yiyan took his small bag and happily waved goodbye to Mr. President. He was about to join the crew and start fully enclosed filming with an uncertain return date.

The film is called "heimat", which is a German word meaning hometown.This is a story about coming home.the following:

At the beginning of the 14th century, the Great Yuan Dynasty, which wanted to dominate the people of various countries only by relying on military power, never lacked wise leaders.Power strife within the ruling class, extremely inflated prices, cruel and exorbitant taxes... These are all factors that make Dayuan go down the road of extinction.

The iron heels of Mongols and their descendants tried to cross the Blue Danube, but ended in failure.

Pig's foot was born in the uninhabited land east of the Danube, where his grandparents and fathers all lived, accompanied by legends about his hometown one after another.

Pig's feet and their octogenarian grandfather depend on each other for life.

Wrinkled Grandpa: Shrimp, don't tell me you don't want to be the leader of martial arts?Go and kill the Mongolian Tartars!Use your eyes to see our hometown for me.

Da Xia rolled his eyes: How can I use my eyes to see for you?Or after I become the leader of the martial arts alliance, I will come to pick you up on a sweaty BMW with a red-topped sedan chair carried by 12 people.

Wrinkled Grandpa: A word from a gentleman is better than a dozen meteor hammers!

Prawn is helpless: Grandpa, you are making it up again!It will teach Da Mao and Er Mao badly.

Grandpa pouted: Humph!

The real name of prawn is not prawn.I don't know when, in the story that his grandfather told him that can be recited backwards, Zhu Kou became a majestic hero who robbed the rich and helped the poor, and saved the people from dire straits.That almost became his childhood god, and now his obsession.

The villagers here don't know anything about their hometown, and the few words left by passers-by in the village constitute their entire reverie about their hometown.

Prawn firmly believes that the name of their hometown is Sangzi, and on an overseas island, a hundred flowers bloom in spring, cicadas scream in summer, golden wheat fields in autumn, and white snow in winter...the beauty has become a fairyland on earth!

In order to realize a prawn dream, or to put it another way, it is the ardent hope of the ancestors for the fallen leaves to return to their roots, prawn set off and headed eastward all the way.

……

Director Harry looked at the video and said it was good. This is an image of an ignorant, fearless and religious young man.

The tone of the whole play is bright and cheerful, and the characters use humorous and funny interpretations to show the sorrow of a group of people and the sorrow of an era-this is a black comedy!

For example, the cognitive gap between the grandfather and grandson shown in the previous scene.

——"Sangzi" generally refers to hometown, not a fixed place name!

——The next sentence that came out at once, no matter what, it doesn't match the meteor hammer!

——At the end of the Yuan Dynasty and the beginning of the Ming Dynasty, the leader of the martial arts alliance is just a legend!

——The red-topped sedan chair is used to carry the bride, not the grandpa!

——The four seasons on the island can never be so "beautiful"!

……

Behind the funny, there is a deep sadness!

In the next scene, the prawns are obviously heading east all the way, but after meeting a group of refugees on the way, they follow them westward inexplicably—that is the opposite direction from their hometown.

Shrimp asked an uncle serf: Oh, this city is really bad, I want to go to the east, which direction should I go?

The uncle serf pointed casually: Over there!

The prawn left heartlessly.After a while, he stood in front of the serf uncle again: Uncle, that leads to the Baltic Sea.

The serf uncle didn't even raise his head: That's right, going to the East would mean committing suicide by throwing oneself into the sea!The Lord will praise my honesty and zeal, which are noble qualities that the hypocritical, dirty, greedy * incompetent ascetics in those magnificent monasteries cannot possess!

Prawn has an excellent talent for complaining, but at this time he lost to this angry serf uncle.

Can't go to the east!

There are weird people covered with blue and black herpes all over their bodies. They will collapse on the street without warning, or die in their own homes in a deserted place, and the neighbors will not find out until they emit a stench.

No one cultivates the fields, no one manages the wine cellar, no one raises cattle and sheep... The whole of Europe is shrouded in the shadow of death—the black death is sweeping!

Da Xia didn't dare to walk around on the street, and planned to go back to his cabin in the mountains.

In the next scene, the two pig feet in the play finally meet.

The prawn opened the dilapidated door: Hey, little guy, if you commit the crime of stealing, you have to cut off your claws!

The dirty little boy whose clothes were picked up by the prawn kept struggling: let me go!Let go!Do you know who I am?

The prawns were unmoved.

Little boy: I am Prince Humphrey, the prince of Charles IV, the most honorable person here.The land in this area belongs to this prince, including you and your eggs!

Da Xia smiled unceremoniously: the most honorable people here are the monks in the monastery, they have inexhaustible wealth and status just by praying for the rich, oh, and women!It's not like you... Uh, down and out!

The little boy was angry: put p!This prince is the most honorable person, let go!

The prawn continued to taunt: Or you are talking about Benedict, he lived piously in the primitive cave, away from all sex and pleasure, and lived a life no different from a stone.In the eyes of Jehovah, he must be the most honorable person in this area!

——But that's only in the eyes of God, not the common people!

The little boy is still crazy: I am Prince Humphrey (Humphrey), let go!

Da Xia thinks the little boy is quite interesting, and decides to let him go: Prince "Good Pear"?

Little boy: humphrey (Humphrey)!

Prawn: "recovered" the prince?

Little boy: humphrey (Humphrey)!

Prawn: "Scared" Prince!

The little boy was furious: I will return the egg to you!

Prawn: Thank you for your gift, Prince Xiaohua!

Amidst the little boy's bewilderment and anger and grievance, prawn performed a nondescript knight's salute.

Let Xiaohua be Xiaohua, Xiaohua give up struggling.

This scene, mainly through the proposition of "who is the most honorable person", exposes the dark corruption inside the medieval church and the ignorance and powerlessness of the common people.

Xiao Hua followed Da Xia quickly in the monastery, he seemed a little sneaky due to curiosity and fear.

Shrimp looked calm, he was wearing a white robe, and emphasized to Xiaohua again: Don't be so obscene, Your Highness, you are the heir to the Holy Roman Empire, and everything in the monastery will prostrate under your feet!

Xiaohua snorted with a chuckle—don't be funny, he just wants to find someone who will provide him with three meals a day, and according to his mother who just boarded the Temple of God, that person is Charles IV!

Still, he was full of contempt—holy?Roman?empire?Just hearing the name makes me feel ridiculous.

Xiaohua stopped smiling, because a middle-aged monk with a sluggish expression was walking towards her.

Da Xia's foreign appearance caught the other party's attention, he gestured familiarly, the other party nodded knowingly, and passed them by.

Xiao Hua tugged at Da Xia's sleeve, then pursed her lips and remained silent.

The prawn said mysteriously: This is a communication gesture compiled by the monastery itself, which means "I sincerely invite him to eat herring tonight", although I don't understand why there is an extra cross on the forehead to eat herring at night.

At the same time as Da Xia shrugged, the ascetic who just passed by him also shrugged: This is already the fourth colleague who sincerely invited him to a brothel today, whose request should he agree to?This is a problem. ╮(╯▽╰)╭

Therefore, the gesture of "herring" with a cross on the forehead means visiting a kiln.With such a wonderful editing ability, Prawn did not systematically learn the "truth" that is impossible to pry into in this life, the next life, and the next life. orz

Director Harry gave a "snap", and Wen Yiyan clapped high-fives with the little actor who played the role of Prince Xiao Hua, celebrating their successful completion of the day's filming task.

……

On the other side of the Pacific Ocean, Wen Yiyan started filming his next film heartlessly, and he jumped up and down anxiously for Xun Fatzhi, who never saw his life or death——Dear~ We agreed to stick together to promote it together ?Do you still remember everyone who worked with Qingdeng Mountain?

The crew's second publicity meeting was held in Shanghai, and the absence of the two men's trotters was not affected at all, and this filled Xun Fatzhi's fragile heart.

After the movie was screened, Xun Fatzhi expressed his thanks in a normal manner, and apologized: due to various irresistible factors, the two pig feet did not come, everyone forgive me!

The first person to ask questions was Bai Xiaocen. She looked determined to win, and a raging fire with the words "fighting" ignited behind her.

"Excuse me, Director Xun, did I say that the male god went to honeymoon with a bottle?"

Everyone vomited three liters of blood and fell to the ground.

After the momentary atmosphere froze, more noisy discussions sounded in the hall.

Xun Fatzhi wiped his sweat, "This must not be possible! Comrade He Yinping's personal quality and professional ethics..." Fat Zhi curled his lips invisibly, and he also has mental problems, ""Green Garden" should be his Appearing on screen for the last time."

——Unless someone wants to make a documentary about the life of a psychopath in the future, hehehe!

Oh~~~~ Everyone has a clear face.It seems that drinking a bottle this time can't turn over again.

Xun Fatzhi continued, "Since ancient times, it has been said that many unrighteous deeds will lead to self-death. Comrade He Yinping is a controversial comrade, but it is undeniable that he still has some (warning) functions as a typical (negative) teaching material."

Before everyone could react, Xun Fatzhi waved his hand, "Do you want to know what Wen Yiyan is doing? Look here!"

On the big screen, Wen Yiyan was dressed in shabby European-style clothes and had a rather weird hairstyle. He was fighting with a tall and burly Caucasian uncle.

The video comes with a Chinese commentary——Wen Yiyan is currently shooting in a closed mode, so I'm sorry I can't be there in person...Glory and brilliance will always be bestowed upon his faithful followers!

As soon as the calm and unsteady magnetic voice fell, the screams of the crowd seemed to shatter the roof—oh, I'm going, believers are crazy, such a cute and cute setting!

Also, why does the commentator's voice sound so hot like the CEO's voice?Kuaiai went back to find the technical emperor for appraisal.Every day when I wake up, I can see the male god's big official partner is brushing his presence, cute friends don't want it.

"Everyone has no questions? Hehe, I still have a question I want to ask Director Xun!" The female pig-footed Jiang Yinxue had a stiff expression and interrupted the high-flying fan.

"Director Xun, the film's promotional meeting has become Wen Yiyan's fan exchange meeting. His personal reputation exceeds that of your film. What do you have to say about this?"

Jiang Yinxue went crazy in her heart—it's really dirty, the two men's pig's feet are not here, shouldn't this be a great opportunity for the female pig's feet to take the lead, receive all the attention, and earn fans all over the place!Why was it ruined by Wen Yiyan's video?Uncle can bear it, auntie can't bear it!Everyone just look at her! (〃>dish<)