Superstar Faner [Ancient Wears Today]

"Boysandgirls, wearethere!" Haitang signaled to the contestants that the destination has arrived.

"This is the studio of another show on Yintao Satellite TV!" Haitang explained in a high voice, "Did any contestant see it? That's right, it's the popular large-scale puzzle show "Who is the God of Standing?" The first battle is about to start, future superstars, are you ready?"

"Oh!" The crowd cheered and applauded.

This is the style of future superstars. Maybe they are shouting "this is bad" in their hearts, but their expressions are saying "I will win"!Acting has a small initial success.

The rules of the competition are as follows. The contestants are divided into groups by lottery. Two people in the same group stand in the same pit. The time to answer the question is 60 seconds. Who will answer the question, regardless of the number of times, as long as there is one correct answer, it will count.

In this way, there are exactly ten groups, which can be played against each other in twos.The five winning groups will go to the wheel knockout round, standing in the last group, there will be surprises waiting for you!

The audience in front of the TV said that the combination of the two large-scale programs should not be too exciting, they cannot be more exciting!scattered flowers!

Wen Yiyan's comrade-in-arms and stand-up friend is Chen Zhuo, a somewhat melancholy old man. Do you remember the old man who died in the Huanyu Building?

The opponent of the two was the unremarkable combination of Soy Sauce Party A and B, and they won easily.

Moderator: Where is the first World Internet Conference held?

Soy Sauce Party Group A and B:...

Moderator: Guess one, recall the news you have read, guess quickly!

Soy Sauce Party Group A and B:...

Host: Oh, guess what!

Soy Sauce Party Group A and B: ...New York...Paris...London...Tokyo?

Moderator: China's China's!

Soy Sauce Party Group A and B: Er...Shanghai?Beijing?

Moderator: Oh, it's time.Does anyone know the correct answer?

Crowd: ...

Host: It's Wuzhen in Zhejiang!

With such a biased question, is the program group deceiving people or is it deceiving people or is it deceiving people?

Wen Yiyan and Chen Zhuo clapped hands in celebration, they won without a fight.Make a fist, good luck to keep going!

Time passed by minutes and seconds in the cheating answers, and finally completed the first stage of the two-two battle.The directors of the two program groups were also very tangled. They were sweating profusely because they couldn't figure out the average level of the contestants.

The question is too simple, and netizens will complain about it. It’s okay for the contestants to answer it well. If they can’t answer it, isn’t this revealing their low IQ, which is not good for others or themselves!

If the questions are too difficult, they will be criticized by the audience for being too harsh. The contestants will be suspected of letting go of the questions if they answer them. It is more likely that they will not be able to answer all the time. But who likes to watch puzzle competitions with wrong answers?

The program group is about to be hacked out of the rhythm! 〒▽〒

The directors silently swallowed n old blood, this is the most HP-consuming episode, bar none!

After the cheating two-two match ended, the wheel battle followed.The players are as follows:

Group A - Xu Wei (Hypocrisy) & Mei Jingyan

Group B - Wen Yiyan & Chen Zhuo (Death Boy)

Group C——Xian Jue (Apollo) & Linda (Sexy Goddess)

Group D——Fang Yingying (soft girl paper) & Passerby A (cannon fodder male)

Group e——Xu Rong (Vanity) & High Pillow (Catwoman)

The contestants that Wen Yiyan is optimistic about are still there. I guess these are the seed contestants of this reality show. He really has a sharp eye!Awesome!

Amidst the pretense of the contestants, the frustration of the directors, and the expectations of the audience, the wheel battle kicked off with a bang!

first round:

Moderator: What is the aircraft-specific electronic recording device that can record voice conversations and various flight parameters half an hour before the aircraft stops working or crashes?

Mei Jingyan: (quickly and accurately) Black box!

Everyone's imagination: In recent years, plane crashes have grabbed countless headlines, and it's hard not to know!

Host: (singing) If the sea can take away my sorrow (short and ugly), please sing the next sentence.

Wen Yiyan: It’s like taking away every river cow~

Moderator: what?

Wen Yiyan: It’s like taking away every river cow~

Host: ... what?

Chen Zhuo who couldn't stand listening: Shut up!It's like taking away every river cow~ ouch, I'm going!Like taking away every river~

Everyone (⊙﹏⊙)b

Moderator: The Ming Dynasty was after Emperor Jiajing and before Emperor Wanli. Which emperor was it?

Xian Jue & Linda: ...

Audience(⊙﹏⊙)b

Director: Where did tmd get the landmines?

Wen Yiyan: longqing

Xian Jue felt the help from the kind-hearted people: ... strong... affection?

Moderator: what?

Wen Yiyan perseveres: longqing

Xian Jue: ... Long... Seven?

Moderator: ...Long what?

Wen Yiyan: longqing

Xian Jue: ...Long...Qing?

The host finally exhaled: That's right, it's Long Qing!

Host: In Jin Yong's novel "Swordsman", did Linghu Chong and Ren Yingying meet for the first time in that alley in Luoyang?

Everyone is silent...

Passerby A: Sister Yingying, think about it, where did you and Brother Linghu fall in love at first sight?

Fang Yingying: Er, I don't know, Mr. Jin doesn't have me qaq

Moderator: ... the time is up, the answer is Green Bamboo Lane.

Passerby A: Oh~~~ I don’t know!

Moderator: So sorry, group d takes the lead in gameout!

Host: Who is the husband of the double actress Qi Qian who is currently in a semi-retired state?

Xu Rong: Qin Renjie!

Everyone's brains: Qixi Valentine's Day, the whole universe knows, there is nothing more heavenly than this! o(n_n)o~

second round:

Host: Xiao Ming came back from fishing, and Xiao Ling asked her how many fish she caught. Xiao Ming replied, "There are quite a few fish caught, 6 fish have no head, 9 fish have no tail, and 8 fish have only half a body."How many fish did Xiao Ming catch?

Everyone┑(￣Д￣)┍

Moderator: Quick guess!

Xu Wei: One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, nine, eleven, ten, twenty three...

The host is anxious: I missed it, I missed it!

Xu Wei: ...Zero?

The host wiped his sweat: Correct!

Everyone's brain supplement: Is it really good that the question bank is so cheating?Is it really okay for the host to release water like this?

Moderator: Hydrochloric acid and nitric acid are mixed together, what is the liquid that can dissolve gold?

Wen Yiyan smiled sinisterly, showing his white teeth: Everyone knows that hydrochloric acid and nitric acid are highly corrosive, but actually mixing them together is the most powerful, that is aqua regia!

Everyone's brain supplement: The production method of such a powerful aqua regia is disclosed to the public, are you sure there will be no major 110 alarm?

Host: What is Wu Wang Helu's last name?

Xian Jue: Wu?

linda: closed?Lu?Forest?

Moderator: No, guess again!

Xian Jue: Zhao, Qian, Sun, Li Zhou, Wu, King Zheng, right?

Host: No, think again, Wu Wang Helu!

Wen Yiyan: Jiji!chirp!chirp!

Xian Jue+_+

Moderator: It's time!Contestant Wen Yiyan, you can't remind me!

Xian Jue & linda: Where is the hint?Why don't we make it?

Everyone =_=

Moderator: It's Ji!

Xian Jue & Linda's male and female duo still can't escape the fate of being eliminated!

Moderator: A farewell message written by Premier Zhou for his classmate Guo Sining——When will we meet?

The director finally couldn't help the corners of his eyes twitching. In fact, he was winking at the host.

Everyone again =_=

At this moment, an exciting scene appeared!

I saw the "Catwoman" who has never had any sense of existence, with a calm and calm expression: I hope to meet you when China takes off in the world!

The host roared loudly: The answer is correct!

Everyone was excited: True Xueba, accept the little knee, begging to kneel and lick!

The third round:

Moderator: In Greek mythology, what fruit did Persephone, the queen of Hades, the king of Hades, eat and was forced to stay in the underworld?

Xu Wei & Mei Jingyan: Banana, apple, cherry, watermelon, orange, peach, blah blah blah...

Moderator: Don't guess randomly, think about it, what kind of fruit did Persephone eat?

Xu Wei & Mei Jingyan glanced at each other: I don't know if I want to break my head...

Moderator: Then guess it quickly!quick!

Xu Wei & Mei Jingyan: It's muddy!

Wen Yiyan showed shame: Xiaomei, I can't help you, he hasn't had time to absorb foreign knowledge.

Moderator: Oh, it's very simple, it's pomegranate!

Everyone: How easy is it?convex

Host: Who is the ugliest queen in history and one of the instigators of the "Eight Kings Rebellion" in the Eastern Jin Dynasty?

Wen Yiyan thought brokenly: Let me think about it, let me think about it...

Chen Zhuo: Lu Pheasant Dou Yi Fang Zhang Yan Wei Zi Husband Yin Lihua Empress Wu Zetian Filial Piety Zhuang Cixi Liu Cuihua...

The host interrupted and emphasized: It's the ugliest queen!

Everyone's brain supplement: If the above-mentioned virgin flowers are ugly, let's go to the Pacific Ocean together!And, did any strange characters mess in?

Host: Quick guess, the ugliest one!

At the last second, Wen Yiyan answered successfully: It's Jananfeng!

Moderator: In which winter did my country's college entrance examination system resume?

Everyone: We are really used to such tricky questions. ╮(╯▽╰)╭

Xu Rong looked at Gao Zhen and saw that she didn't intend to speak, so she hesitated to guess the answer: 1970? 1980? 1990?

Moderator: No~

Xu Rong gritted her teeth and remained silent. How could she know such a boring thing?

Looking back at Xu Rong calmly, he gave the answer calmly: Don't you know about such a major event, the 1977 college entrance examination?

Xu Rong was angry, because she didn't speak just now, she was just waiting to see a joke!

Everyone: Fuck, Fuck, Fuck!Catwoman, you really have a lot of hatred!

In the fourth round, there are still Groups B & E left to decide the winner!

Moderator: Which IT company is the latest richest man in Asia?

Chen Zhuoyue Zhan Yueyong: Ma Yun is very handsome!

Everyone said: Ma Yun cheated his big baby's money, and Ma Huateng cheated his little baby's money, and he turned the head of the family (?) who was the sole breadwinner and the leader of the family into a Bi Ma Wen, a horse who went to peat.騳騳骉骉骉!

Moderator: One misstep becomes eternal hatred...

Xu Rong rushed to answer: Looking back, it has been a hundred years!

After finishing speaking, he smiled proudly at Gao Zhen.

The host also smiled: Don't worry, the contestants, the questions are not over yet!

Xu Rong's smug smile instantly froze on her face.

Host: "One mistake will cause eternal hatred, and then look back and it will be a hundred years." Which Jiangnan talent came from the mouth of this sentence?

Xu Rong's face was not only stiff, but also faintly blue.

Gao Zhen didn't even look at her, and replied selfishly: Tang Bohu.

The fifth round, the sixth round... n rounds have passed.Finally, Gao Zhen died on a physical problem.Sports is the fatal spot of almost all female compatriots, whoever pokes it will die!

The host and the director team breathed a sigh of relief, this show has never been so tangled up, please don't do these special shows next time, okay?

Begonia makes its debut again!

"Did everyone have a good time?" Seeing the disheveled looks on the contestants' faces, it was clear that Haitang was stabbing everyone in the heart!

"Then according to what we said before, whoever wins the title of Standing God will get a super big surprise!" Haitang smiled mysteriously, "Do you want to know what the surprise is?"

"Think!" But I can only think about it!

"Okay." Haitang lifted up her long skirt in a big way, revealing a slender white thigh, and pulled out two envelopes tied around her thighs, "Hey, congratulations to Wen Yiyan and Chen Zhuo for winning, one letter for each, go back Watch it secretly again, don't tell others!"

Haitang blinked playfully, holding a beautiful boy in one hand, the picture should not be too beautiful!

The special edition of "Who is the Standing God" and "Future Superstar" officially ended. The two comrades-in-arms and standing friends, full of envy and hatred, leisurely returned to the mini castle, as if there was a little milk cat in their hearts. I kept scratching my paws - I really wanted to open the envelope and have a look!

And the CEO's family far away on the other side of the TV poked the white rice in the bowl while watching the live broadcast—Master Chef, come back soon~ The three of us can't bear it~