Superstar Faner [Ancient Wears Today]

"Are there any photos that haven't been submitted yet? It's the last minute of the countdown!" Haitang reminded the contestants to hurry up.

At the last order, whether satisfied or dissatisfied, the contestants hurriedly handed over their photos.

Two things have to be said.

One: Because of the high efficiency of sisters Xu Wei and Xu Rong, they still have four opportunities to take pictures.Therefore, when some contestants complained that they failed to take a good shot three times, they inadvertently expressed the meaning of "our camera is still usable, if you want it, you have to pay for it".

He really has the talent to be a scalper, let alone, the business is really good.

Second: upon hearing this, the defiant young master Bai and his low-spirited son-in-law said strongly that the young master has a lot of money and bought all the cameras that can still be used, and they cannot give others a chance to make a comeback!

It is not difficult to see that both of them have great confidence in themselves, but the difference is that the former has confidence in their own strength, while the latter has confidence in their own family background.It is clear at a glance which is higher and which is lower.

Sister Hua was filled with righteous indignation at this time: It's really unreasonable, is it great to be rich?They just want to help everyone, and the money they collect is just to make everyone feel at ease, and now you, Young Master Bao, are throwing money at people!Peat, we will hit you with a camera, let's see who can hit you better!

The balance in the hearts of all the contestants had already tilted, and they stood beside the sisters and glared at Master Bao.

Young master Bao is a bully, so he left in despair.

Xu Wei and Xu Rong had good intentions, but a small incident turned the hostility in the contestants' hearts into gratitude, and even got the first batch of small fans.They deserve their names—hypocrisy and vanity!

"Comrades have worked hard!" Haitang signaled everyone to be quiet, "Everyone go back and have a good rest. When you open your eyes tomorrow morning, you will be able to find beautiful photos of yourself on the Internet! Remember to log in to our official website￥*#*%#￥. My sister won't stay everyone for dinner, good night everyone!"

It's like a junior high school student who took the exam papers for high school students, and now he finally walks out of the exam room. Apart from being relaxed, he still has the feeling of dying like a pig who is not afraid of boiling water.

The contestants walked towards the door one after another. Outside, the lights were already on.

It's time for dinner. What should I do?Wen Yiyan thought so.

"Everyone stop! Don't leave!" Qi Shushu turned around, it turned out to be Master Bao, so he ignored him!

"I said stop! You are deaf!" Master Bao said sharply like an angry rooster, "My watch was stolen! I want to call the police!"

Fuck!Dirt!Who steals your watch with such a strong taste!

"Okay, everyone, stop for a moment and let Cao Bao explain the matter clearly." Haitang spoke after the director's signal.This plot is good, and the cliff can catch the hearts of the audience gossip!Moreover, everyone shouted out his name, Sister Haitang, did you do it on purpose or did you do it on purpose?

"Fuck! Don't call me by that name, call me Young Master Bao!" Cao Bao was furious.

?baron?Hehe, you deserve it too?

Oh~ Everyone laughed bluntly, this is really a powerful name with foresight!

Wen Yiyan was even more happy, also in the name of "treasure", "food and clothing" is much better than "short bag"!Touching his shiny head, Wen Yiyan smiled bluntly.

"why are you laughing!"

"No!" Wen Yiyan restrained his smile, he deeply sympathized with the idiot comrade for having such a famous name, and felt that it was not good for him to gloat like this.

But Comrade Idiot did not let Wen Yiyan go because of this, he pushed away everyone and strode towards him, shouting, "How dare you laugh at me?"

"Don't dare, don't dare. All beings are equal and have no form, why worry and suffer? The donor's heart is not flat, this is not good, not good." After finishing speaking, Master Wen Bao performed a Namaste salute.

"Where is the camera, hurry up! This is the bright spot, the bright spot..." The director huddled in the corner and murmured.

"Tmd can't speak human language!" The idiot comrade was even more angry.

Wen Yiyan smiled lightly: "Amitabha, the poor monk spoke human language, but the benefactor couldn't understand." Spreading his hands, he looked very embarrassed.

The laughter was like a lit firecracker, loud and noisy, and couldn't stop at all.

"Tmd, I'll let anyone out who laughs again! This show is invested by my dad, you know?" The idiot comrade roared, and the audience fell silent. You can't get along in the entertainment industry!"

Haitang and the director sighed together. Once this video is broadcast, will your father cry so much?A full-time cheating brat!

"Hey, since there's nothing else to do, let's all go back." Haitang interrupted loudly, the trouble was too difficult to end, and the impact on the program team was not good.Look, she's a really dedicated host.

"Wait!" Comrade Idiot caught him off guard and grabbed Wen Yiyan's wrist. He snorted coldly, "Catch the thief and grab the dirt, what do you think this is?"

What's this?This is the watch Yuan Jing gave him?Sao Nian, I didn't expect that not only your brain is not working well, but even your eyes are just for display? qaqWho will cry for him first.

"What? Are you out of words? I'm going to send you to the police station! Dogs look down on people!" Comrade Idiot laughed like a rooster fighting for victory.

Fuck!Whoever said that "a dog's eyes see people as inferior" is not the turn of his idiot comrades to say it!

Mei Jingyan waved away the paws of the idiot, like a hen guarding a chick, she put her hands on her hips, completely disregarding her image: "Take off your thief claws! Call the police and call the police. You wait for us to sue you for defamation!"

"That's right, quickly hit 110!" The other players are so happy, anyway, they have nothing to do, and if one of them dies, they will be able to reap the benefits of the fisherman, which is a surprise!

Of course, the high-level program group will not let this kind of scandal happen.

When the situation became more and more tense, Wen Yiyan said "hehe" twice, and said calmly: "Pimpedaoguan, the solitary peak of your nose is high and undulating, and the four mountains are low, which shows that you have an aloof personality. Full of talent, others are useless."

"You..." The idiot couldn't refute at all.

"Look again." Wen Shenstick continued to explain, "The eyebrows represent the palace of making friends. Your eyebrows are pressed against your eyes and scattered, which means that villains are rampant on your life path!"

Wen Yiyan shook his hand: "I can't compensate you for my watch, but your watch... Whoever fears the world will not be chaotic, whoever sees the wind to make the rudder, who has a glib tongue, you can go to whoever you want." !"

"What?" Comrade Idiot was angry and surprised. He used his small and pitiful brain, turned his head in an instant, and stared at his dog's leg viciously.

"Master Bao...you can't listen to that magic stick's nonsense! I...how could I steal your watch? It's not that I don't know how precious you are..." Gou Zuzi couldn't continue.

In fact, he just stuffed it in his pocket and wanted to keep it temporarily, but suddenly his head got hot and he wanted to keep it for himself. After so many things happened, he couldn't take it out.

"What to do, what to do, what to do! It's dead, it's dead, it's dead!" Doglegs received hundreds of gazes, and felt that a certain watch stuck to his thigh was like a soldering iron, and it was so hot that he was about to jump up.

The facts are already clear, but everyone is tacit.A farce has finally come to an end.

At the end of the song, only the staff were left wondering whether this episode should be played or not?How to play again?Will there be a "surprise" after the broadcast?

In the monitoring room, a certain young man stood at the door, his brows unconsciously frowned and finally let go. "I'm leaving first." Go home to eat, and try the feel of the big bald head by the way.

"Also, go and check this young master Bao." What the hell?

The evil man yelled: "Don't, don't leave me here alone! When Xiaoyun digs that lotus lantern in the puddle, will he chop me up?"

What responded to him was a loud slam of the door.

And the evil man was still wailing alone: ​​"Don't do this, it's obviously your big baby's bad idea..."

As for the Xiaoyun mentioned by the evil man, his real name is Xun Qiuyun, the n generation noble son of the capital.A handsome scholar, but he only loves to make movies. In his own words-life is like a play, and play is like life.Shooting your own scenes, leaving others with no scenes to shoot, commonly known as - stealing jobs!

I have to mention here that Yuan Jing, Xun Qiuyun, and the evil man are the bamboo horses and bamboo horses when they were young, and the three giants of the entertainment industry that people worship when they grow up!

Business empire, great artist, mafia tycoon, with such a powerful combination, it would be unreasonable not to dominate the entertainment industry!

Xun Qiuyun hurriedly pushed the door open and entered.

"Xiaoyun, your..." Have you found the Lotus Lantern?

"A Ke, I just found a good seedling, very gray and very suitable for my next movie's male pig feet!" Xun Qiuyun interrupted excitedly, "Oh, I can't wait to start filming."

The monstrous man named Xiao Ke and nicknamed Sannan cursed "crazy" in his heart, so why dance around like this?But he still said in a calm tone: "Oh, then go and pry Da Yuan's wall."

"You're stupid, if he won the championship, wouldn't he be advertising my movie for free? I'm having a brain twitch to poach someone now." Xun Qiuyun looked contemptuous.

Peat, I only care about your crap if I have a brain twitch, Xiao Ke left angrily.

Let's talk about Yuan's house.

Now Wen Yiyan has successfully contracted the entire kitchen.Steamed saury, asparagus in soup, stir-fried broad beans, scrambled eggs with Chinese toon, four simple seasonal vegetables.

It's not uncommon for meat dishes to be well cooked, only vegetarian dishes can tell a person's true level!

Relying on his excellent cooking skills, Wen Yiyan quickly gained a foothold in the boss's house, and his status was soaring by the day, completely inferior to Yuan Er.

Yuan Er was ignorant of this matter, and excitedly pulled Wen Yiyan to gossip.

"Yiyan, tell me the truth, is your real body a bull-nosed or a bald donkey?" Yuan Er made a mistake.

"..." Damn it!This precipice is not a normal description, "You are so stupid, you and your family are bald donkeys!"

"Second Young Master is childish, don't take it to heart." Uncle Hua laughed, "I'll punish him to eat ten pieces of stinky tofu, fight poison with poison!"

The second young master is upset, what "children's words are not taboo", shouldn't they say "no taboos" at this time?Uncle Hua, you made a mistake.

He decisively admitted his mistake, and continued to stare at Wen Yiyan with big eyes full of curiosity.

Wen Yiyan was helpless, and sighed: "I was originally a stubborn stone in front of the Tathagata Buddha, and I was baptized by the Buddha's light every day. Finally, after 12 years (250→Yuan Ershi 124250), I cultivated Human form. The Buddha let me go down to the world to practice, so I was reincarnated as a child of Xuanmiaoguan."

(⊙o⊙) Oh!The master is here, sorry for the disrespect!

"So for me, Buddhism and Taoism belong to one family, and they are all spread in the world according to different causes and conditions. It is only the human heart that distinguishes Buddhism and Taoism." OK!