Superstar Faner [Ancient Wears Today]
Chapter 13 Good News and Bad News
Wen Yiyan has an Apple mobile phone, apart from using it as a clock, only 10086 cares about him occasionally.
This afternoon, Little Apple made a high-profile sound, "You are my little, Little Apple~ I can never love you too much..." (⊙o⊙) Oh!If you don't listen, you don't know. When you hear it, you are shocked.He is so tall, rich and handsome (pseudo), is it really appropriate to use such a popular and down-to-earth ringtone?
After pressing the answer button, a familiar voice came out. It turned out to be his former manager Xu Gaigai.
"Yiyan, where did you go, you bastard? Why is there no one in your house? Are you going to kill me!" Xu Gaigai roared angrily.
"Brother Xu... I found a job outside." I don't need to look at your face anymore.
"Find a job? Who introduced you? Which crew are you in? Is it reliable?" Xu Gaigai kept asking.
"Brother Xu, didn't you say you don't care about me anymore?" There's still so much nonsense.
Xu Gaigai's laughter came from the phone: "Yo! Wen Yiyan, are you still angry with brother? Do you know how difficult it is for brother? The second-rate manager of a second-rate company, with second-rate resources, leads second-rate Little star, it would be great if you can take care of everyone, and you still expect brother to serve you, Wen Dayingdi?"
Wen Yiyan fell silent, after hearing it this way, Xu Gaigai didn't seem to be that bad, it was all forced by life.
"Hey, Yiyan, here is a good news and a bad news, which one do you want to hear first?"
Think for a moment: "Good news."
"The good news is that Cherry Satellite TV is holding a large-scale reality talent show, so hurry up and sign up!" Xu Gaigai said in a hurried tone, looking a little excited.
"...Oh. Just that "Future Superstar in Progress"?" Not good at all!
"Well, you've heard that too. There's also bad news. The deadline for registration is two o'clock. You come to Huanyu Building to register now, right now, right now!"
"Oh, the deadline for registration is on the 13th, don't you know?" Wen Yiyan was very calm. Not only did he register, but he also falsified on the registration form once, and he was definitely not selected.
"What?" Xu Gaigai jumped his feet instantly, "Let me see...the deadline is really the 13th! What date is it today?"
"31." Hehe, Xu Gaigai is funny.
Hanging up the phone, Wen Yiyan went to buy vegetables under Uncle Hua's expectant eyes!Find yourself getting more and more virtuous?
Registering an account with the name "Wen Bao", Wen Yiyan posted a post on the Internet - 1l: I've been thinking about buying vegetables and cooking for praise all day long, but my ambitions are not ambitious at all?urgent!Wait online!
Wen Yiyan, who was showing off his cooking skills in the kitchen, didn't see it. The number of clicks on this post kept rising, and it was pinned to the top after a while. The content is as follows:
2l: (⊙o⊙) Oh!Is the jerk off male, female or shemale?
3l: Same question!The former and the latter are big loves, and the middle one... Lu Lord, let's wash up and go to bed early.
4l: Small things like cooking should be left to Xiao Shou Shou, that's right!But the female silver should strive to become a generation of strong women, and the master can't sleep → → Empress Wu Zetian!
5l: It's annoying!Is the jerk off male, female or shemale?
6l: The boss is bubbling!But the name "Wen Bao" should be ♂!
7l: For Semir?
8l: If it's a female banker, it's called "Wen Baoer"!fool!
9l: (⊙o⊙) Oh!Great talent upstairs!Been taught a lesson!
10l: I saw that the little shou was so pity that he cooked for him, and thinking about it makes my blood boil!
11l: Are you playing in the kitchen?Ho Ho Ho Ho ~
12l: What a lovely setting!Ghost and animal attack x person|wife|shou!Big Love!
13l: Why is it attacking by ghosts and animals?Big love loyal dog attack!
14l: No matter what his attack is, I beg the crowd to watch Luzhu and Luzhu his male silver! ! !
15l: Same request!
16l: Seek +1!
17l: Seek +2!
18l: Ask for a p!Luzhu was scared away by you!hehe.
……
The CEO angrily pressed the Enter key, ghost attack?People|Wife|Shou?Loyal dog attack?Kitchen play?These are all god horses and god horses?It seems that my knowledge is not wide enough, I must ask Du Niang to spread it when I have time.
And Wen Yiyan, who was eagerly awaited by everyone, was still showing off his might in the kitchen.
The mouth of the fish is wide open, the tail is upturned, and a spoonful of tomato juice just prepared from the oil pan is poured. The orange-red mandarin fish looks like a lively squirrel, and it makes a "squeak" sound, which is worthy of the name. Squirrel mandarin fish"!
Blanch the mussels with boiling water, cut them into pieces and fry them in a pan, then add shredded wild rice stems to remove the fishy smell.Pair it with upright and plump cauliflower, quickly stir-fry, sprinkle a little pepper, and take it out of the pan.The fragrance is overflowing, how can the word "fresh" be so good!
The soup is simmered for three hours with juice made from old hen and coconut meat, lemongrass stalks, straw mushrooms, and galangal, seasoned with lemon leaves and sour water. The aroma of coconut is mixed with the deliciousness of old hen. A different taste experience!
Stir-fry shredded bamboo shoots, diced shiitake mushrooms, and sausages in a pot, pour them into a pressure cooker, mix them with basmati rice, and add some boiled coconut lemongrass chicken soup.When the green light turns on, a pot of delicious lazy rice is done. The rice crust at the bottom is crunchy, especially delicious!
At five o'clock, the eldest and second youngest of Yuan's family arrived home on time. The four members of the family were delighted to eat, and they carried on "eat without talking" to the end.
"Wen Yiyan, come with me." The CEO spoke.
Wen Yiyan saw the CEO's study for the first time, is it super luxurious?It's a bit of a fight with the one of Professor Du, but he is an alien with supernatural powers, and the president can only climb the ladder. Thinking about it, I feel gloating, so happy!
"There is good news and bad news, which one do you want to hear first?" The CEO smiled like a fox.
"... Bad news." Again?Wen Yiyan hesitated.
"The bad news is that "Wrong Bone" has not yet been approved by the State Administration of Radio, Film and Television because it involves bloody violence, juvenile crimes, corruption, political factors, and some unknown reasons. It is now awaiting a high-level review."
"Oh, okay, take your time." Wen Yiyan didn't intend to become famous overnight with this movie.He accepted the reality calmly: "What about the good news?"
"The good news is that the stage name you signed up for has passed the review, and the ID number you accidentally wrote wrong has also been corrected. You can go to the audition with confidence!" Yuan Jing smiled brightly, and those who didn't know thought it was him Participate in the competition.
Mouth!This is the real bad news, okay?Did you agree not to go through the back door?President, what about your fairness and openness?
Wen Yiyan's heart was full of galloping horses, and when did he take a stage name?not……
Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!He no longer fills in the "Name" column casually, let alone write down the three words "Yuan, Zi, Dan" in a brainless way!
"..." 〒▽〒 Please let me go!
"Xiaoyan, I didn't expect you to want to share my surname so much, even your stage name should be Yuan." Yuan Jing smiled meaningfully, "Yuan, Zi, Dan? It's such an unforgettable name, isn't it? "
"..." I was wrong, please let me go!I was wrong, please let me go!I was wrong, please let me go!
Important things are repeated three times.Please stop mentioning the words "yuan, zi, bomb", okay?It was like stabbing a knife in the heart.
"Why do you seem unhappy?" The pretentious Mr. President.
"No, I'm so happy." Wen Yiyan burst into tears, "I'm very grateful to your company for giving me great freedom in choosing a stage name, but I think I can't be too willful. The President is more suitable."
Quickly raising his head to glance at Yuan Jing, Wen Yiyan said hastily: "Your Excellency is so wise and powerful, he would never name such a frightening name as Yuan Zidan?"
Yuan Jing smiled and said nothing, he was noncommittal about Wen Yiyan's flattery, and finally when Wen Yiyan was about to go crazy, he said, "I think your real name is good, Yuan Zidan can wait until you change your career and become a comedian." Use. Well, how about calling it Wen Bao?"
Wen Bao?He was so scared to pee, Mr. President, what else do you know?
"Also, let's use my real name..." The Great Sage Equaling Heaven couldn't escape the Wuzhi Mountain of Buddha Tathagata.
"It's such a happy decision. Tomorrow morning at eight o'clock, go to the audition on time." The CEO smiled happily, and Wen Yiyan cried heartily.
Yuan Jing suddenly said "Ah", "By the way, your number is 0382, remember, the whole game depends on it to get votes from the audience." Hypocrisy x2!
0382?温以言重复一遍,顿时满头黑线:“既是三八又是二,3+8+2=十三,3*8*2=shi吧。好强大的编号!”
Yuan Jing smiled brightly: "Xiaoyan is good at mathematics! Hehe."
hehe?Hehe your sister!Don't talk to the snake spirit, go, go to sleep!
Seeing Wen Yiyan slam the door angrily away, Yuan Jing restrained his smile, and suddenly remembered what the evil man said jokingly, "You yourself are unhappy after using 0382 for so long, so you let the illegitimate child be as unhappy as you? Hey, have you forgotten, 3-8-2=-7, you two are a funny couple, ahahaha~"
Then, how did he answer?He said, if someone has a name, don't call it an illegitimate child, it's ugly!
Bastard, bastard, what a harsh title!In the face of absolute strength, what is the difference between a legitimate child and an illegitimate child?Yuan Jing smiled mockingly.
On the second day, a massive competition was underway.
"Future Superstars in Progress" is a nationwide comprehensive talent show. There are so many boys and girls who dream of being stars, and how many of them are lucky enough to stand under the spotlight and receive the attention of all the people!
Millions of application forms were handed in, and only 9999 people were able to participate in the audition through layers of review and selection.Sea elections and primary elections are held simultaneously in three divisions.There are 3333 people in the capital competition area, Shanghai Shanghai competition area and Guangzhou competition area each participating in the audition.
Wen Yiyan, as an honorable member of Beijing 3333, followed the big team to the Capital Stadium and took his seats according to his number.
Looking at his badge calmly, Wen Yiyan was speechless, what else could he say when he encountered such a powerful number?I really knelt down.
This afternoon, Little Apple made a high-profile sound, "You are my little, Little Apple~ I can never love you too much..." (⊙o⊙) Oh!If you don't listen, you don't know. When you hear it, you are shocked.He is so tall, rich and handsome (pseudo), is it really appropriate to use such a popular and down-to-earth ringtone?
After pressing the answer button, a familiar voice came out. It turned out to be his former manager Xu Gaigai.
"Yiyan, where did you go, you bastard? Why is there no one in your house? Are you going to kill me!" Xu Gaigai roared angrily.
"Brother Xu... I found a job outside." I don't need to look at your face anymore.
"Find a job? Who introduced you? Which crew are you in? Is it reliable?" Xu Gaigai kept asking.
"Brother Xu, didn't you say you don't care about me anymore?" There's still so much nonsense.
Xu Gaigai's laughter came from the phone: "Yo! Wen Yiyan, are you still angry with brother? Do you know how difficult it is for brother? The second-rate manager of a second-rate company, with second-rate resources, leads second-rate Little star, it would be great if you can take care of everyone, and you still expect brother to serve you, Wen Dayingdi?"
Wen Yiyan fell silent, after hearing it this way, Xu Gaigai didn't seem to be that bad, it was all forced by life.
"Hey, Yiyan, here is a good news and a bad news, which one do you want to hear first?"
Think for a moment: "Good news."
"The good news is that Cherry Satellite TV is holding a large-scale reality talent show, so hurry up and sign up!" Xu Gaigai said in a hurried tone, looking a little excited.
"...Oh. Just that "Future Superstar in Progress"?" Not good at all!
"Well, you've heard that too. There's also bad news. The deadline for registration is two o'clock. You come to Huanyu Building to register now, right now, right now!"
"Oh, the deadline for registration is on the 13th, don't you know?" Wen Yiyan was very calm. Not only did he register, but he also falsified on the registration form once, and he was definitely not selected.
"What?" Xu Gaigai jumped his feet instantly, "Let me see...the deadline is really the 13th! What date is it today?"
"31." Hehe, Xu Gaigai is funny.
Hanging up the phone, Wen Yiyan went to buy vegetables under Uncle Hua's expectant eyes!Find yourself getting more and more virtuous?
Registering an account with the name "Wen Bao", Wen Yiyan posted a post on the Internet - 1l: I've been thinking about buying vegetables and cooking for praise all day long, but my ambitions are not ambitious at all?urgent!Wait online!
Wen Yiyan, who was showing off his cooking skills in the kitchen, didn't see it. The number of clicks on this post kept rising, and it was pinned to the top after a while. The content is as follows:
2l: (⊙o⊙) Oh!Is the jerk off male, female or shemale?
3l: Same question!The former and the latter are big loves, and the middle one... Lu Lord, let's wash up and go to bed early.
4l: Small things like cooking should be left to Xiao Shou Shou, that's right!But the female silver should strive to become a generation of strong women, and the master can't sleep → → Empress Wu Zetian!
5l: It's annoying!Is the jerk off male, female or shemale?
6l: The boss is bubbling!But the name "Wen Bao" should be ♂!
7l: For Semir?
8l: If it's a female banker, it's called "Wen Baoer"!fool!
9l: (⊙o⊙) Oh!Great talent upstairs!Been taught a lesson!
10l: I saw that the little shou was so pity that he cooked for him, and thinking about it makes my blood boil!
11l: Are you playing in the kitchen?Ho Ho Ho Ho ~
12l: What a lovely setting!Ghost and animal attack x person|wife|shou!Big Love!
13l: Why is it attacking by ghosts and animals?Big love loyal dog attack!
14l: No matter what his attack is, I beg the crowd to watch Luzhu and Luzhu his male silver! ! !
15l: Same request!
16l: Seek +1!
17l: Seek +2!
18l: Ask for a p!Luzhu was scared away by you!hehe.
……
The CEO angrily pressed the Enter key, ghost attack?People|Wife|Shou?Loyal dog attack?Kitchen play?These are all god horses and god horses?It seems that my knowledge is not wide enough, I must ask Du Niang to spread it when I have time.
And Wen Yiyan, who was eagerly awaited by everyone, was still showing off his might in the kitchen.
The mouth of the fish is wide open, the tail is upturned, and a spoonful of tomato juice just prepared from the oil pan is poured. The orange-red mandarin fish looks like a lively squirrel, and it makes a "squeak" sound, which is worthy of the name. Squirrel mandarin fish"!
Blanch the mussels with boiling water, cut them into pieces and fry them in a pan, then add shredded wild rice stems to remove the fishy smell.Pair it with upright and plump cauliflower, quickly stir-fry, sprinkle a little pepper, and take it out of the pan.The fragrance is overflowing, how can the word "fresh" be so good!
The soup is simmered for three hours with juice made from old hen and coconut meat, lemongrass stalks, straw mushrooms, and galangal, seasoned with lemon leaves and sour water. The aroma of coconut is mixed with the deliciousness of old hen. A different taste experience!
Stir-fry shredded bamboo shoots, diced shiitake mushrooms, and sausages in a pot, pour them into a pressure cooker, mix them with basmati rice, and add some boiled coconut lemongrass chicken soup.When the green light turns on, a pot of delicious lazy rice is done. The rice crust at the bottom is crunchy, especially delicious!
At five o'clock, the eldest and second youngest of Yuan's family arrived home on time. The four members of the family were delighted to eat, and they carried on "eat without talking" to the end.
"Wen Yiyan, come with me." The CEO spoke.
Wen Yiyan saw the CEO's study for the first time, is it super luxurious?It's a bit of a fight with the one of Professor Du, but he is an alien with supernatural powers, and the president can only climb the ladder. Thinking about it, I feel gloating, so happy!
"There is good news and bad news, which one do you want to hear first?" The CEO smiled like a fox.
"... Bad news." Again?Wen Yiyan hesitated.
"The bad news is that "Wrong Bone" has not yet been approved by the State Administration of Radio, Film and Television because it involves bloody violence, juvenile crimes, corruption, political factors, and some unknown reasons. It is now awaiting a high-level review."
"Oh, okay, take your time." Wen Yiyan didn't intend to become famous overnight with this movie.He accepted the reality calmly: "What about the good news?"
"The good news is that the stage name you signed up for has passed the review, and the ID number you accidentally wrote wrong has also been corrected. You can go to the audition with confidence!" Yuan Jing smiled brightly, and those who didn't know thought it was him Participate in the competition.
Mouth!This is the real bad news, okay?Did you agree not to go through the back door?President, what about your fairness and openness?
Wen Yiyan's heart was full of galloping horses, and when did he take a stage name?not……
Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!He no longer fills in the "Name" column casually, let alone write down the three words "Yuan, Zi, Dan" in a brainless way!
"..." 〒▽〒 Please let me go!
"Xiaoyan, I didn't expect you to want to share my surname so much, even your stage name should be Yuan." Yuan Jing smiled meaningfully, "Yuan, Zi, Dan? It's such an unforgettable name, isn't it? "
"..." I was wrong, please let me go!I was wrong, please let me go!I was wrong, please let me go!
Important things are repeated three times.Please stop mentioning the words "yuan, zi, bomb", okay?It was like stabbing a knife in the heart.
"Why do you seem unhappy?" The pretentious Mr. President.
"No, I'm so happy." Wen Yiyan burst into tears, "I'm very grateful to your company for giving me great freedom in choosing a stage name, but I think I can't be too willful. The President is more suitable."
Quickly raising his head to glance at Yuan Jing, Wen Yiyan said hastily: "Your Excellency is so wise and powerful, he would never name such a frightening name as Yuan Zidan?"
Yuan Jing smiled and said nothing, he was noncommittal about Wen Yiyan's flattery, and finally when Wen Yiyan was about to go crazy, he said, "I think your real name is good, Yuan Zidan can wait until you change your career and become a comedian." Use. Well, how about calling it Wen Bao?"
Wen Bao?He was so scared to pee, Mr. President, what else do you know?
"Also, let's use my real name..." The Great Sage Equaling Heaven couldn't escape the Wuzhi Mountain of Buddha Tathagata.
"It's such a happy decision. Tomorrow morning at eight o'clock, go to the audition on time." The CEO smiled happily, and Wen Yiyan cried heartily.
Yuan Jing suddenly said "Ah", "By the way, your number is 0382, remember, the whole game depends on it to get votes from the audience." Hypocrisy x2!
0382?温以言重复一遍,顿时满头黑线:“既是三八又是二,3+8+2=十三,3*8*2=shi吧。好强大的编号!”
Yuan Jing smiled brightly: "Xiaoyan is good at mathematics! Hehe."
hehe?Hehe your sister!Don't talk to the snake spirit, go, go to sleep!
Seeing Wen Yiyan slam the door angrily away, Yuan Jing restrained his smile, and suddenly remembered what the evil man said jokingly, "You yourself are unhappy after using 0382 for so long, so you let the illegitimate child be as unhappy as you? Hey, have you forgotten, 3-8-2=-7, you two are a funny couple, ahahaha~"
Then, how did he answer?He said, if someone has a name, don't call it an illegitimate child, it's ugly!
Bastard, bastard, what a harsh title!In the face of absolute strength, what is the difference between a legitimate child and an illegitimate child?Yuan Jing smiled mockingly.
On the second day, a massive competition was underway.
"Future Superstars in Progress" is a nationwide comprehensive talent show. There are so many boys and girls who dream of being stars, and how many of them are lucky enough to stand under the spotlight and receive the attention of all the people!
Millions of application forms were handed in, and only 9999 people were able to participate in the audition through layers of review and selection.Sea elections and primary elections are held simultaneously in three divisions.There are 3333 people in the capital competition area, Shanghai Shanghai competition area and Guangzhou competition area each participating in the audition.
Wen Yiyan, as an honorable member of Beijing 3333, followed the big team to the Capital Stadium and took his seats according to his number.
Looking at his badge calmly, Wen Yiyan was speechless, what else could he say when he encountered such a powerful number?I really knelt down.
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