President, open your mouth and take your medicine

"..." Wen Mian frowned and looked at Ouyang, who had a "deep love and no regrets" expression on the opposite side, suddenly felt full of disobedience, but as a low EQ...cough, IQ is not too high. It's still very unrealistic for him to say what kind of disobedience he feels now. ==

Ouyang looked at Wen Ran's stiff facial expression strangely (cough, the facial paralysis and frowning also seem to be cramping, the picture is too beautiful to dare to look at! (/▽＼)), couldn't help laughing in a low voice, the laughter was like April spring water hitting It is generally clear and moving on the ancient and moist jade.

Wen Faian paralyzed said: You can laugh when you smile, it sounds so good to laugh!When I am dead!

System: [The host who has fallen into strange thinking is really unreasonable, and people can't bear to look at him (╯▽╰)... The system that can use so many idioms is really rare. I feel incredible (*/w＼ *)】

"Excuse me, does Mr. Wen have time to have dinner with me tonight?" Seeing that his ideal partner didn't answer, Ouyang asked warmly again.

"No time!" Wen's paralyzed answer was dry and crisp, then he turned his head and glanced at Mother Wen Xia and Xia Xiaoze who were picking their nostrils for a moment, and gritted their teeth: "Let's go!"

"..." Ouyang obviously didn't expect the other party to refuse so simply, and he didn't even show any perfunctory on the face. Suddenly, the person seemed a little... dumbfounded.

When Ouyang came to his senses, there was no one in front of him. Although he had always boasted that he had a gentle personality and always smiled, the expression on his face tended to be warm and paralyzed. ==

Boss Boss, who was hiding behind the car, secretly gloated: Hey hey!This coquettish fox also has times when he is deflated, and he is really happy, and he is so happy! (⊙v⊙)

Obviously, President Bai still doesn't have the sense of crisis that his wife is being coveted by others, which makes the system can't help but secretly worry about the eloquent EQ and IQ of the host's male ticket... Tsk, so anxious! ╮(╯▽╰)╭

Mama Wen, who "toured" Boss Wen and Xiaoze Xia's "sweet cohabitation" small apartment for the first time, and Mama Xia, who was suggested by Mama Wen and seemed to understand something, carefully visited the whole place with the pride and bold assumptions of looking at the world and pointing the country. Every nook and cranny of the small apartment, even the cracks in the windows and the cracks in the bed, etc. were not spared.

In the living room, with a "maul" hanging around his neck, Boss Wen's paralyzed face sitting straight on the sofa has become so dark that it couldn't be darker since the two ladies' meticulous and excessive "tour and visit", Xia Xiaoze is still heartless The one with dull hair and Xiao Hei hugged and rolled on the beige expensive carpet. ==#

Nima!He had to explain clearly to the two ladies, otherwise... Boss Wen cast a disgusted look at Xia Xiaoze, who had just been grinning after being pressed down by Xiao Hei and brushed his entire face with his tongue... Vomit! ...Thinking that if I want to marry Bai Fumei, a straight man who has a pair of twins and reach the pinnacle of life, I will be paired with this guy...Thinking about it, I feel...vomit! ==

System: [So, the hero has a long way to go—not only is his wife coveted, but she is also a straight man. Thinking about it, I feel—poof!It’s so cute—pity puff——╮(╯▽╰)╭... Actually, there’s nothing funny about it. ==]

The two ladies showed regret but were basically satisfied after the inspection, but they still did not give up. They proceeded from the key "evidence collection" locations: bedroom→bathroom→study→kitchen→living room sofa...well, someone is sitting on the sofa...and went around again, Then I saw my own son (godson) sitting on the sofa with a dark face and putting on air-conditioning.

That's right!The cool, handsome, domineering Boss Wen is the godson whom Xia's mother recognized as her own son when she was in the United States!

The two mothers sat down opposite Boss Wen with a little embarrassment on their faces. As for Xia Xiaoze...Xia Xiaoze was selectively ignored by the three of them. ==

"Xiaoran——" Mother Wen broke her posture and prepared for a difficult and long-lasting cliché, trying to extract some information about joy from her son's words.Unexpectedly, my son was too strong, and he was cut off as soon as he opened his mouth.

"Listen to me first!" A simple opening sentence.

"I like women." A simple statement.

"So," a simple pause.

"Stop thinking about it." A simple conclusion.

Mother Wen: "..." Σ(°△°|||)︴What a horse? !

Mama Xia: (⊙v⊙)

"Xiao Hei!" Xia Xiaoze suddenly screamed angrily, and the three people who were caught off guard by the strange atmosphere trembled in shock, and looked at the only bear child who was out of the situation in shock, "Bah—you actually Dare to put your dirty claws into my mouth, bah bah——I'll bite you to death!" Ignorance is bliss, Xia Xiaoze grabbed Xiao Hei's dog paw with both hands, opened his mouth and bit down.

Boss Wen: ... People are hard to break down. Although this kid is impatient with his IQ, it's better not to hit him otz

Mother Wen: ... Um, suddenly I'm glad that this child is not my daughter-in-law, tsk... IQ is urgent!

Mama Xia: ...fucking brat embarrassing my old lady again!

Xiao Hei easily pulled the dog's paw out of the mouth of a certain bastard, looked contemptuously at the unresponsive and stupid bastard, and couldn't help but sighed for his ill-fated dog.

……

After finally sending away the muddle-headed mother Wen and the mother Xia who hated iron and steel, Boss Wen's black face finally eased a little.

Xia Xiaoze abandoned Xiao Hei and went into the study room, and began to fight with various design drawings. All kinds of sketches, smears, smears, smears _(:3ゝ∠)_ Yes, as the second largest shareholder of superar (cough, in name... ) Bear kid’s career is so high-end!

Although Xiongzi is not worry-free in many aspects, his talent in design is extremely high. If it weren't for this cheating personality, he would have been poached away long ago!After all, Xia Xiaoze... Well, to some extent, it is also a rare treasure! otz=3

The warm boss who has finished all the work and advocates high efficiency has nothing to do. He glances at the silly dog ​​Xiao Hei who is lazily huddled together in the corner, with a disgusted expression on his face! ==

So, Boss Wen, who had nothing to do, planned to bask in the afternoon sun on the small balcony outside the living room and think about life by the way. ==

Of course, it is impossible for Boss Wen, who has always lived a high-quality life, to wrong himself in the details. (Alas... the time when a bowl of hot porridge could move you to tears and live on instant noodles for a long time is gone forever ╮(╯﹏╰)╭)

Boss Wen found chrysanthemum and wolfberry rock sugar from the kitchen, brewed a pot full of chrysanthemum tea, put it in the matching tray, and took out a plate of exquisite matcha ice cream cake from the refrigerator, and put it on the tray together.

Both the teapot and teacup are transparent. Under the sunlight, the light green tea crystals are translucent. The light yellow chrysanthemums and red wolfberries in the water sway slightly with the pace of Wen Boss. The tender green matcha ice cream cake exudes a cool and sweet atmosphere.

Boss Wen gently placed the tray on the off-white round small coffee table on the small balcony, poured the tea, picked up a piece of cake, and nestled in the soft single sofa, took a bite of the cake and drank the tea, and then began... Brush Weibo. ==

There is no way, the system just told him that if he wants to quickly complete the side missions planned by the male god to obtain charm points in exchange for life points, in addition to being hung up on [Kicked], he can also post on Weibo, um, in fact, according to the actual situation, Posting on Weibo is faster, because on [Kicked], he only dared to open the small account, and the large account had to be done step by step. After all, the original owner was a little silent on the Internet... Uh, in reality, he has a more silent personality For me, it's really unusual to suddenly hang up [Get kicked] every day! ==

And on Weibo, when posting some news, first ask his group of Mifenmifenheihei passers-by A, B, and C to get used to it, post a news every few days, and then gradually reduce the time interval for sending the news, Jiang Zi adapts to adapt, not just get used to it Yet!

Boss Wen glanced at the chrysanthemum tea cake on the small coffee table in front of him, and nodded secretly... Well, you can post a Weibo.

The last time I posted a photo of my chin, the meter points went up, so will it be crazy if I add a meter each for food and chin this time?It's time for that group of adorable Mifensi to howl down there again, hey hey hey! ==

So, I don't know what kind of mood Boss Wen was in, "Kacha——Kacha—" twice, and clicked a selfie of a very beautiful, small and fresh tea cake and a chin biting the cake without hesitation Send it with two words and a full stop "delicious." After sending it, log out decisively, log in to the trumpet, and watch from the sidelines secretly.

Weibo soon had thousands of comments and retweets:

[Under Heaven V: I'll wipe it!Nima Jiufang Xiaoshou, a long-grass party on Weibo for thousands of years, posted another Weibo after the chin Weibo incident in just three days. Regarding this, my old lady has only one sentence: Jiufang Xiaoshou, how dare you put How dare you show your whole face! ! ! (The content of the text is so short and without any waves that it makes people want to cry, and the accompanying pictures are so heartless that it makes people want to cry and scratch the wall.) Jiufang Shunian v]

"Tianxia Datong" suddenly expressed the aspirations of many Mifensi who wished to grab the ground with their heads!All Mifensi almost have this question in their hearts: Laozi (mother) couldn’t take it too hard to listen to the boss’s radio drama at the beginning, Nima fell in love with such an unreliable and immoral boss, Laozi (mother) It can't be a shaking m physique, right?But in just one week, I can see the boss posting twice on Weibo, Zun Su, so happy! o(n_n)o

Boss Wen slowly sipped the cake and chrysanthemum tea in satisfaction, and then watched Mifensi's noisy joy... well, he was also happy, so he didn't notice the fact that he was holding his nose and tilting his head up to make the blood flow back Secretary Qu and Secretary Qu followed suit behind the heroine in a pure attire and a flowing white dress.

"...hehe...cough!" Boss Wen, who was eating the cake, sneered resolutely when he saw a strange black Mifen under his Weibo account who was besieged by his own Mifensi because of his rambunctious Taihuan. , and then choked!

Seeing her boss choking, Secretary Qu thought it was okay, so she rushed over to pour tea for her boss, but she didn't expect someone to be faster than her... well, it was her newly recruited assistant.

Secretary Qu sneered from the bottom of his heart, and squinted slightly to watch the little assistant pour tea for his boss who was still bowing his head and coughing fiercely.She was actually not very satisfied with this assistant, but she was recruited by the human resources department because of her strong ability. Now, she really has some good eyesight, but—hey, where should I put my hands!Nima, this is Hong Guoguo's seduction—how can you tell if this woman is not pleasing to your eyes?convex

Boss Wen obviously didn't realize that a stranger came in and poured him tea. He thought it was the unreliable Xia Xiaoze. Xia Xiaoze gave a gratified and grateful look, and it turned out——

"puff--"

The white dress has become a splash-ink landscape painting with its own "relief" (food crumbs). ==

Secretary Qu with a "cold" paralyzed warm face, his dark blue eyes are crystal clear with water vapor after coughing: Please explain!Why did the heroine show up at his house!

Secretary Qu wiped off his sweat, and said that under the eyes of his own boss who complained but moistened his heart and lungs, his blood tank was about to collapse under the pressure, and he wanted to fart and swell! otz=3