President, open your mouth and take your medicine

When Wen Ran raised his head again, the hour hand had already quietly pointed to eight, and he had finally processed all these documents, so his neck inevitably ached.

Rubbing his neck and coming to the living room, Xia Xiaoze sat on the sofa with Xiao Hei Tuan Tuan in his arms, watching a new comedy movie with great concentration, heartless but always remembering to lower his voice and smile happily.

Except for Xia Xiaoze and Xiao Hei, the entire sofa was almost buried by an astonishing amount of snacks, and food wrappers and food crumbs were scattered on the ground.

The whole living room was in a mess. ==#

Xia Xiaoze looked happily, and rubbed the pile of soft fur on Xiao Hei's body from time to time, then took a bag of snacks from his hand, chewed them, and stuffed some into the silly dog's mouth, and then the silly dog ​​chewed them too.

Wen-faced paralyzed felt from the bottom of his heart that his paralyzed face was facing the danger of collapse again, and he also felt that during the days with Xia Xiaoze, his cold-faced paralyzed face and his cool and domineering probably couldn't be kept. ==

Facial paralysis means some can't bear it.

The corners of Wen Ran's mouth twitched, after all, he was still thinking about Xia Xiaoze's worried eyes and deliberately suppressed laughter, without saying anything, he rolled up his sleeves and went into the kitchen, put on his apron and started cooking. ==

After a while, the strong aroma of food came to Xia Xiaoze and Shagou's noses, so they didn't watch the two movies or eat the snacks. Delicate dishes that are ready to be put on the plate.

Both expressions are like this: (﹃)

"Come here and help!" Boss Wen took off his apron, looked at the exquisite dishes on the kitchen table with satisfaction, and couldn't help but secretly lamented the original owner's good cooking skills and his own comprehension! ==

Xia Xiaoze kicked away the stupid dog Xiaohei, the class enemy who was instantly regarded as grabbing resources, and jumped to the table full of vegetables like a rabbit, and quickly shot, opened his mouth, and chewed!

Then he nodded to Boss Wen with a moved face, "It's delicious! It's delicious! qaq"

"..."

Boss Wen didn't know what to say. It was wrong to want to educate Xia Xiaoze and Jiang Zi, but he didn't know how to speak. After all, this is also a way of expressing intimacy, isn't it?Ordinary people, who would dare to be so presumptuous in front of Boss Wen, this guy is considered a special case of Boss Wen, so he had no choice but to put on a cold face, although there was a suspicious faint blush around the pinna, "...serve the food, hurry up!"

Xia Xiaoze glanced at Boss Wen and nodded with a bright face, and then began to serve dishes to the restaurant one after another without any complaints.

Boss Wen smiled with satisfaction (!), rolled up his sleeves, picked up the rag, mop and vacuum cleaner, and started working in the living room.

When I'm busy, I still don't forget to sigh, thinking that I'm a dick, a senior nerd, who eats instant noodles and lives in a pig's nest, why have I ever been like this? Clean the first line? !

Thinking about it, I feel that I am going to be moved by myself and cry, is there any reason! ==

Not long after, the living room was restored to cleanliness, it was spotless!

Boss Wen raised his hand, gently wiped the sweat on his forehead with the back of his hand, and looked at the fruits of his labor with satisfaction, and couldn't help sighing:

Cleanliness' cleaning ability is really unstoppable, it's simply against the sky!Hmm...Lao-manager is indeed a rare talent who is a good husband who can play in the hall and play in the kitchen. He can also play online distribution! ==

The system couldn't help but secretly rubbed the transparent words and swiped the screen: [Master Host thinks too much, it's a disease and needs to be cured!Husband is amazing, does the host think that he can be a straight man again after arriving here? ╮(╯▽╰)╭The official cp is ready, will I tell the host about such an important matter?Bahaha, of course not! (⊙v⊙)]

After tidying up, Boss Wen rubbed his hands back and forth three times with hand sanitizer, and then returned to the restaurant with a stern expression. (Cleanliness is the most annoying thing. If you don’t wash your hands three times, you can’t get over the threshold in your heart==)

Xia Xiaoze and Xiao Hei were like obedient babies, each took a seat, staring straight at the table full of dishes, waiting for the cold boss Wen to come back to eat together. (﹃)

Boss Wen walked to the seat and sat down, his dark blue eyes glowed with a soft warm light, he hooked the corners of his mouth at Xia Xiaoze, and smiled with a paralyzed face -_-, "Don't wait for me in the future, just eat."

As soon as the word "eat" came out, Xia Xiaoze was like the *xia dam with its gates opened, a wild horse running loose, and a pig rushing out of the fence. Like the autumn wind sweeping the fallen leaves, most of the dishes on the table fell off in an instant. Fortunately, although Xiao Hei enjoys a seat at the dining table, he eats dog food. Otherwise, I really don’t know what the situation on the dining table will be like now. ==

With a paralyzed warm face, he quietly wiped off his sweat. Looking at Xia Xiaoze's posture, he always felt that he had treated him badly. ==!

Both the two and the dog finished the meal with satisfaction.

Xia Xiaoze hiccupped, rubbed his chubby belly, squinted his eyes and nestled down on the sofa again. He flipped through the tables one by one, and finally turned to the children's channel, pulled a pillow, and began to concentrate... watching animations.

Xiao Hei cast a contemptuous glance at someone on the sofa, then slowly lay down on his blanket and rolled into a ball, opened his mouth, yawned and closed his eyes comfortably.

Boss Wen, who finished washing the dishes, looked at the two in front of him, with a flash of warmth in his eyes, shook his head dotingly, and walked into the study.

21:06.Wen Mianping changed the "Jiufang Shunian" account, which was automatically turned into an invisible state, to an online account, and a water drop notification sound came from the system.

The heroine's birthday song party has begun.

On the public channel of "Three Thousands of Floating Dreams", the host has already finished his opening remarks. When I got to him, I talked about the possibility of Jiuhong (噗——) the possibility of the CP and the jq development process of the heroine and the male cv. ==

The warm face looked at the swishing screen, rubbed the eyes that couldn't turn around, and put on the headset expressionlessly. The slightly trembling voice penetrated into the eardrum instantly. (ーー;)

"—I still remember that the first time I heard his voice was in school, and that was also the first time I knew about online distribution. I knew that there was such a wonderful and beautiful world, and I knew that in such a wonderful and beautiful world There is a man who can be gentle, evil, or domineering."

The warm face was paralyzed and the tiger's body trembled, Nani?Could it be that the male protagonist also mixes online and match circles? !It shouldn't be, that's not how the original book was written! (ーー;)

"Almost from the first second I heard his voice, I made up my mind to enter the online distribution circle. I longed to get close to his world! I longed to get close to him and understand him infinitely! I don't know what kind of feeling this is, maybe Can't call it love yet, but I'm sure, I like him!"

The corners of the mouth twitched with a warm face, looking at the public channel that exploded all of a sudden, all kinds of guesses and truth-seeking netizens seemed to be beaten up, and the speed of typing was simply amazing!

"Since the day I met his voice, I have had a wish: that is, on my birthday, I can get his blessing. Today, at 27:[-] this afternoon, my good friend Su San Aunt told me that he is willing to come to my birthday song party, just now, I believe everyone has also seen his login prompt—"

Wen Mian's right eyelid twitched, suddenly feeling ominous. ==

"Master Jiufang, would you like to give me your blessing?" Subtext: Daddy Jiufang, can you date me?

Mifensi shouted and rushed to tell each other.

[Mifensi 1: Fuck, crap, confession, confession, confession Σ(°△°|||)︴Ah, ah, you are so swollen, you can snatch our man! ! ! 】

[Mifensi 2: Jiufangda belongs to everyone, no one can take it away! ╭(╯^╰)╮】

[Mifensi 3: I saw such explosive news as soon as I came up, I wish the lovers of the beauty and the nine parties will finally get married o(n_n)o~]

[Mifensi 4: Fuck upstairs!I think this woman is trying to please the public, using her fame as a great god to make herself popular or something, this is blatantly hugging her thigh!I look down on this kind of person the most, and turn the corner decisively! 】

... The general direction of Mi Fensi's remarks shows that a sudden attack in an attempt to snatch away the heroine of Jiufang Dashen is not welcome. ==

The warm face is paralyzed at the moment, his face is frosty, and the whole body is surrounded by low pressure, not angry, but frightened.

I fucked it up!

The heroine actually confessed to him, confessed, confessed, confessed, and said that she couldn't bear the anger of the hero, what a swell!If the male lead finds out and he snatches his woman away like this, wouldn't he be very dangerous!In the original book, the original owner was so hot that he was killed by the male lead. In essence, he is an otaku fighting the five scum, how could he be the male lead's opponent!

God!Come down and kill him with thunder! (⊙_⊙)

Well, you must politely reject the heroine, eliminate all risk factors, cherish life, and stay away from the heroine!Longevity, stay away from the hero!

With a paralyzed face and trembling hands, Wen pressed the switch of the microphone:

"... Ah Qiu!"

Wen Mian paralyzed and sneezed, the public channel was silent for an instant, and the screen swipers stopped moving. Everyone was waiting for this exciting moment.

"Sorry, I have a cold," that's weird!Wen Mian pinched his nose and lied without changing his expression, "Just now my little shou was acting like a spoiled child to me, and just sitting here, I heard the beauty girl wanting to bless... Cough cough, then, happy birthday to you, beauty Ruoxue! "Just pretend to be ignorant and have a family!We must not give the heroine the slightest chance! ==

"Hey, I want to drink milk, go and warm it up for me!" Xia Xiaoze's soft and arrogant voice rang out at the right time, as if to confirm Wen Dashen's words, so after a second of silence, the public channel It exploded again.

……

[Mifensi 27: My God!What did I just hear? !Jiu Fangda turned out to be an attack!There is also a shou! Σ(°△°|||)︴Please let me cry qaq]

[Mifensi 28: My God!Let me also cry tat, pay homage to the love that died before I started, my heart is full tat]

[Mifensi 29: Nine Fangda unexpectedly broke such amazing news at Hongyan Dada's birthday song party!Confidante was slapped in the face just after she confessed, I have to say... well done!As a rotten man, I would rather give Jiufang Da to Xiaoshou than give it to a woman!Men and women are true love! o(≧v≦)o~~]

……

Bai Lang stared at the computer screen, exuding the ghostly aura of fading spirits all over his body, his thin lips were almost pursed into a rigid straight line, his fingers moved quickly on the virtual keyboard projected by the hologram, recharge, click, confirm, The whole action is done in one go!

Seeing the system notification that popped up on the public channel, Bai Lang, who was very upset since the heroine's high-profile confession, sneered, dared to grab a man from this boss, hmph, I will kill you with money!

And that little shou or something, I have to find a chance to eliminate it!

[System prompt: 'Beloved Jiufang', give it to 'Jiufang Shunian', 999 red roses inlaid with gold! 】

The wealthy Boss Boss lightly pressed the switch of the microphone with his fingers, and said arrogantly: "Jiufang is mine, and no one can take it away!"

On the other end, the paralyzed Wen Mian heard the declaration of the oath of ownership in the second attack, his forehead skipped a beat, and he directly logged out without even thinking about it, feeling inexplicably upset. ==

That party imagined that "Jiu Fang" was grateful and said "I am yours, and no one can take it away". Boss did not wait for the other party's response for a long time. After looking at it, he found that the other party had gone offline. He was a little puzzled and faint for a while happy(?).

This also counts as "died before leaving the teacher", right?But it’s okay, it proves that his family (?) Jiufang is not such a casual and superficial person, um, worthy of his liking! (￣_,￣) But the most important thing now is to get rid of that damned little shou as soon as possible!

As for the poor Mifensi, who have been bombarded by the news one after another, they don't know who they are, and they are running around asking what is the situation. (＠_＠;)

The system gentleman who silently swiped the screen with transparent fonts: [Alas~ The hero is always so willful! ╮(╯▽╰)╭]