Scum smell

Ji Yao felt that these days were really unbearable. When he returned to school, he faced his ex-boyfriend's face face to face, and when he went to the company, he faced another ex-boyfriend's face—even if neither of them did anything to him, but this kind of It is also very sad to feel like a bomb!

Fortunately, he was looking forward to the stars and the moon, and finally made it to the weekend, when Wen Lin came to improve his life - before Wen Lin said that he was a little reluctant to come, but now, after undergoing constant mental torture, He felt that Wen Lin was an angel who came to save him!

Wen Lin couldn't help laughing when he heard how he missed him on the phone, and Xu Yeye next to him lost his temper with this pair of dogs—yes, they came here together again—Xu Yeye once expressed emotion Well, yes, this is the wife team coming home.Wen Lin stretched out two white and beautiful fingers, shook them seriously, and corrected her seriously, no, I am my ex-husband.

... What a goddamn ex-husband.I have never seen an ex-husband who is still clinging to his ex-wife and sends back daily small videos thousands of miles away.

Xu Yeye gave him a middle finger expressionlessly.Wen Lin couldn't bear it anymore, turned his head and chuckled, his shoulders trembled.

Gossip aside, in short, the two came back to visit each other's sweetheart.This time it was Zhang He's turn to drive and took Ji Yao to pick them up.

Compared with Ji Yao's full of anticipation on the road, Zhang He's mood was a little subtle.While waiting for the traffic light, he asked Ji Yao nervously: "You said the gift I bought for Xu Yeye, would she like it?"

"..." Ji Yao was surprised, "It's strange, you, a straight man, also knows how to buy gifts for his girlfriend? Hahahaha, don't you have a TF lipstick with 'wife I love you' engraved on it?"

Before he could reply, he laughed and fell down on his seat.Zhang He's face was dark, and his heart was crushed to death: "I am a straight man! I am not a straight man with cancer! If you are black, I will beat you to death!"

Ji Yao laughed so hard that tears came out, and he collapsed on the seat and was dying: "What did you buy for Xu Yeye, let me see..." He lazily looked through the things on the back seat, and after a while, , "...Pfft! Hahahahahahahahaha!"

He laughed again.

Zhang He clenched the steering wheel tightly, wanting to kill Fa Xiao, so he held back, "Is it really that bad?"

As a pure and straight man, and the kind of straight man who has no interest in art appreciation and only loves to eat, drink, play games and basketball, his aesthetic... Well, in fact, he himself is not confident_(:з」∠) _

...Especially with a dear gay friend beside him who is extremely sensitive to beauty and barely half a literary youth.

As far as the general phenomenon is concerned, gay men are more sensitive to color than straight men, and have a talent for aesthetics.This point can be seen from the two comparison groups of Ji Yao and Zhang He, and Yu Siyuan and Jiang Qiutong.

... As for Wen Lin?He is a traitor among straight men, he doesn't count as a scheming dog who doesn't wear perfume but uses incense when dating Ji Yao.

Let's talk about Zhang He's gift again.

He didn't go well with Xu Yeye during this period. First, the fact that he went to look for Ji Yao in H City annoyed Xu Yeye and dragged him into black.He was very anxious, but he was not worried in his heart, because he knew that Xu Yeye was angry at him for not cherishing himself. In Xu Yeye's eyes, he must be more important than Ji Yao. He should be touched by Xu Yeye's love for him.

Sure enough, when the two of them returned to China, they didn't know what Wen Lin said, so Xu Yeye let him out—he heard what Xu Yeye said. For this reason, when Wen Lin came over one time later, he Wen Lin was also invited to have a meal.

But Xu Yeye started to get awkward with him——

It's not too awkward, anyway, there is always something wrong, bumpy, he asked Xu Yeye, Xu Yeye didn't say anything, he was very worried, and wanted to take advantage of Xu Yeye's visit this time to please him, and try to get this The knot was undone, and I returned to the harmonious and intimate atmosphere of the past.

He wanted to spend his whole life with Xu Yeye.

But this gift... uh.How should I put it, you can't say that he didn't deliver well, it's just, um, subtle...

He used a small delicately packaged sheepskin box, tied with a ribbon, and the packaging was very beautiful. This box probably reflected the pinnacle of aesthetics in his life—carefully packed the things he gave to Xu Yeye in it.

Ji Yao opened it in the dark mood of stealing presents, and there was a stack of membership card delivery cards and gift coupons from major shopping malls neatly inside, with large values ​​and a full range of varieties.

Ji Yao: "..."

To be honest, these things are very difficult to get, especially with such a large denomination and so many tickets.It must have taken a lot of effort for Zhang He to get it, but... Hahahahahahahaha Ji Yao still wanted to laugh.

He believed that Zhang He really spent his whole life thinking about romance, and wanted a fresh, refined, romantic and practical gift.

Hahahahahaha.

Zhang Hemu froze for a while, his face froze: "No?"

Ji Yao laughed so hard that tears came out, wiped away the tears and looked at the time, and asked him to turn the steering wheel to go to the shopping mall: "It's not impossible, it's still very hardworking and practical - but it's too practical. Xu Yeye is not short of money, For a girl of this age, buy her something romantic, most of the girls are not resistant to beautiful things, you don’t care if they are practical or not, as long as they are good-looking - not saying yours is bad, but we can buy something more Be safe, I'll pick for you."

It took them 10 minutes to pick out the most expensive, most exquisite and internet-famous cosmetics gift box in the shopping mall. Zhang He paid for it, and Ji Yao thought about it, then turned around to get a lipstick gift box from Xu Yeye's favorite makeup brand. , and then went to the nearby counter to buy a pair of high-heeled shoes that had just been delivered, and finally picked out a pair of sapphire cufflinks and paid for it myself.

Although Zhang He didn't say anything, judging by this performance, the two of them must have had an awkward relationship.As a brother, he definitely needs to help coax him, not to mention that Xu Yeye is really good.

The lipstick and high heels were for Xu Yeye, Zhang He was a little annoyed: "Why do you know her shoe size?"

Ji Yao looked at him: "You treat everyone as you? When you go shopping, you play with your mobile phone next to me and I give her advice?"

Zhang He was speechless. He was a little confused when he saw Ji Yao put the pair of cufflinks into his arms, and he was even more upset: "...Isn't this for me?"

Ji Yao looked at him like a ghost: "What the hell do you want for wearing sportswear every day? Don't put earrings on your ears? I gave them to Wen Lin! Otherwise, people will come all the way, and they will slowly Wen Lin was watching Ye Ye receive several gifts, how embarrassed is he?"

Zhang He crossed his arms: "So I didn't?"

Ji Yao was hard-pressed: "Of course you didn't."

Zhang He nodded: "Okay." Then he picked up Ji Yao suddenly, clamped the kid's neck under his arm and pressed down, "Will you buy it for me? Huh?"

"Cough cough cough cough..." Ji Yao staggered, "Zhang He, I'll fuck you cough cough cough cough cough—brother, brother... Brother, don't buy it, buy it, buy it, can't I buy it, I'm going to die! "

Everyone looked sideways.

Ji Feigou jumped to the station and picked up the two of them into the car, Ji Yao winked at them: "Go to the back seat to unwrap the presents, there is a surprise."

Xu Yeye happily unwrapped the gift and was so happy.Wen Lin leaned over to take a look, and found that they were all cosmetic high-heeled shoes. He knew that since Ji Yao said so, he must have his share, so he said with a smile: "Too partial, don't I?"

Ji Yao took out a small box from his arms and threw it to him: "Here."

Wen Lin opened it and looked, and immediately became sweet and soft, and kissed Ji Yao's cheek: "You are so smart...the school doesn't have this...I'm going back to City A this time, and I want to take this couple together by the way. I bought some small things."

Ji Yao narrowed his eyes, satisfied with being kissed, and said lazily and triumphantly like a cat: "Brother loves you."

Zhang He sneered beside him: "Brother?"

Ji Yao was stunned in an instant: "Master, you heard wrong."

Wen Lin raised the corners of his lips, but said nothing.

Next to her, Xu Yeye unwrapped the last gift, which was the first thing Zhang He prepared for her.Because the box was very small, Wen Lin unconsciously thought too much, leaned his head to look, Xu Yeye was full of hesitation, stared at the box for a while, and then quietly glanced at the two sitting in front.

Seeing that Xu Yeye had finally unwrapped the carefully prepared gift, Zhang He couldn't help but look serious and straighten his back; Ji Yao had his usual look, leaning on the backrest, holding his chin in a half-smile.

Xu Yeye took a deep breath and opened it with trembling fingertips.

……

……

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The world is quiet.

………… The purpose of entry is a stack of cards.

Xu Yeye: "..."

Wen Lin: "..."

Xu Yeye supported his forehead, threw himself on the back of the seat, and sighed: "I was so fucking stupid to think that the box was an engagement ring!"

Zhang He was numb, Ji Yao burst into laughter, Wen Lin also let out a snort, and laughed softly.

Zhang He held the steering wheel, still wondering: "...then I... go buy it now?" His tone was rare.

Xu Yeye was speechless: "What to buy! I don't want it anymore! Let's go! Go home!" What the hell are you asking!Will you go directly?Don't be reserved, I'm a delicate pig girl!The steering wheel is in your hands, but you take me to go and go and go!Usually the strong and domineering person who eats my crayfish will die with the energy! ! !

Hi, so angry.

The other two boys who obviously understood laughed and fell into the car.

The only boy who didn't know anything was driving, not understanding what they were laughing at.

The four of them hadn't gotten together for a long time, and Ji Yao suggested that he treat guests to a meal together, and everyone agreed, and went to a restaurant with a good reputation together.

When the car was parked, Zhang He finally couldn't hold back, and pretended to be casually unwrapping the things Ji Yao had packed for him, his face turned green in an instant—wasn't this a broken thing that Ji Yao picked up just now when they walked halfway? ! ?

He and Ji Yao started to quarrel again: "Didn't I say that you bought a pair of cufflinks for Wen Lin, and a pair of shoes and a set of cosmetics for Xu Yeye, but you just got rid of it with a sports wristband? Or do you just grab it and leave when you pass by a discount store? The discount is only 100 yuan, and you can give it away?"

Ji Yao replied slowly: "...What do you mean I bought a pair of shoes for Xu Yeye, Ye Ye is such an attractive girl, I am happy to dress her up, what's wrong? Zhang He, you have a bad idea, there is a problem."

"Don't change the subject! Is this my point? The point is, can you have some snacks? Huh? When I opened the package, I saw a black wristband inside. The sale brand hadn't been removed. What do you think? What mood should I be in? I usually love you for nothing? "

"My God, you hate the poor and love the rich, you, tsk tsk, why are you such a person. Ye Ye, keep your eyes open, be careful of this scum..."

The two of them quarreled from the parking lot until they entered the restaurant, where they naturally sat down and continued arguing.The two people behind had no choice but to sit down opposite, watching them quarreling and fighting like cats and dogs with expressionless faces.

The acclimatized student held the menu and smiled awkwardly until his face froze.

Xu Yeye covered her face and groaned, lay on the table, shook off the napkin and buried her head: "I don't recognize them."

Wen Lin took the menu and ordered with a smile.

It's not time for meal, and the dishes will be ready soon, Ji Yao tidied up the clothes and hair that Zhang He had messed up just now, and finally stopped making noise, and planned to start eating.

When he saw what was served, his face became numb: "...Why are there internal organs?...Why are they all internal organs!?"

That's right, the few dishes Wen Lin ordered all had offal.

Wen Lin crossed his fingers on his chest and smiled softly: "Oh... so you don't eat offal? I'm sorry, I don't know."

Ji Yao was silent for a while, Wen Lin came here to have sex, in order not to be tormented to death by this man tonight - he now understands that Jiang Qiutong is a beast in clothes, Yu Siyuan is a playboy, but Wen Lin is just a fucking animal Sacrifice!Not even wearing human skin!

He still needs to save his energy to go to work tomorrow to deal with his ex-boyfriend. After a moment of contemplation, he decides to surrender to the dark forces.

"Ye Ye, I suddenly realized that I was sitting in the wrong place, let's change seats." With a straight face, he said, giving Zhang He to Xu Yeye, and sat next to Wen Lin himself.

Zhang He looked away in pain, he would rather have Ji Yao sit next to him than see two homosexuals showing affection in front of him.

In fact, he really doesn't think he discriminates against homosexuals, but... he feels disgusted when he sees two men getting together. This is a biological instinct...

The other three didn't care about his stink, Ji Yao held Wen Lin's arm intimately, leaned over and whispered something, finally satisfied Wen Lin, and kindly asked Ji Yao to add a few more dishes .

Zhang He: "..."

Xu Yeye: "..."

Zhang He clenched his chopsticks tightly, and whispered to Xu Yeye: "Why do I feel that Ji Yao is being eaten to death?"

Xu Yeye chuckled: "Okay! This little waste, it's time for Wen Lin, the Black Heart Lotus, to take care of her!"

Zhang He sneered and nodded in agreement: "That's right."

Ji Yao, who was pretending to be a grandson, heard it, and was immediately upset. He glanced at Zhang He: "Zhang He, what are you talking about?"

"..." Zhang He squeezed his fingers, this guy has been challenging himself today, because Wen Lin and Xu Yeye are by his side, he has become more courageous.

The two sat facing each other, Zhang He unhurriedly stared at him for two seconds before saying leisurely, "I'm talking about idiots."

...then the two of them quarreled again.

Wen Lin shook his chopsticks.

Xu Yeye broke down and hugged her head.

Why do the four of them have a good relationship (Wen Lin is upset with Zhang He, this is unilateral), but they seldom come out for dinner?

Because, for, last, last, one, will, will, change, become, this, like!

The four of them ate, drank, talked and laughed, and the atmosphere was very good.Wen Lin felt that the atmosphere was a bit too enthusiastic and might disturb other diners, but when he turned his head to see Ji Yao smiling so brightly, his heart softened again.

Forget it, who hasn't been frivolous before, when other people see this table of youthful young people, even if they feel dissatisfied, they can probably forgive them a little bit.

Wen Lin thought insanely.

At this moment, the screen of Ji Yao's cell phone on the table turned on, and it was a text message.

Ji Yao didn't take it seriously, just glanced casually with his chopsticks in his mouth, and was immediately frightened until his hair exploded.

[Can you be quiet?Siyuan and I sat next to you, hearing you making such loud noises, my stomach was full of food. 】

——Sender Jiang Ge.

To be honest, Jiang Qiutong didn't block him, shouldn't he be honored?After all, Yu Siyuan blocked all his contact information.

Wen Lin also saw it, and poured him a cup of tea unhurriedly, with meaningful eyes.

Ji Yao: "..."

——What should I do if I meet my ex-boyfriend and my ex-boyfriend when I go out to dinner with my friends with benefits and female (sexual) friends.

Waiting online, very anxious.