Scum smell

Wen Lin really squeezed Ji Yao dry, saying that one night plus one day is definitely not just one night.

When it was finally time to check out to catch the plane, the moment Ji Yao walked out of the room, he felt as if he was born again.

His legs were so limp—a typical over-indulgence that he felt as if something had been stuffed in his ass when he walked. The position was indescribable, and experienced people could understand it at a glance.

He turned his head and asked Wen Lin: "Are your legs weak? Are you too indulgent?"

Wen Lin casually pressed his waist, and then twisted his neck: "This is not bad - after all, I have been hungry for so many years, to be honest, I am barely full now, but it is true that my waist is a little sore after moving for so long. "

The corner of Ji Yao's mouth twitched.

Damn I almost died in bed and you said you were barely full?Why can't the waist be sore after moving for so long like a pile driver? It's time to wake up without flashing!

deserve it! ! !

Many people have been negatively affected by novels, movies and TV dramas, thinking that the one who fucks people is alive and kicking in bed, and the one who gets fucked wants to die.

But most of the time... it's the other way around.After all... the ox plows the field, and the ox gets tired—right?

They had already arrived at the airport, calculated the time, and planned to transfer to New York first, and then go home from New York.

"By the way, your marriage certificate."

Wen Lin took out a paper certificate from his pocket and handed it to Ji Yao.They forgot this thing at the bar last night, and it was discovered by Wen Lin when he was packing up.

Ji Yao took it, looked down for a while, thoughtfully: "Wen Lin."

Wen Lin leaned on the pillar and smiled lightly: "If you think it's in the way, just tear it up."

Ji Yao was startled: "You don't mind?"

Because I know you don't want to.Thinking so in his heart, Wen Lin said, "I don't want you to be embarrassed. If your parents see it, you won't be able to explain it clearly."

Ji Yao lowered his head and slowly stuffed the marriage certificate into his pocket: "It's okay... Anyway, it's also a commemoration..."

Tsk, to commemorate.

Wen Lin sneered slightly in his heart, but his face was light: "Why, run away after eating, don't want to be responsible?"

Ji Yao buried his head even lower, and rubbed his feet against the ground, like a primary school student who made a mistake and was punished.He whispered, "No...no."

Wen Lin raised his eyebrows: "Let me guess, you must be thinking now, this person is so annoying, kissed, kissed, slept, and will return to China soon, what else is he thinking, do you really want me to come out to my family?" Married to him? And what about my birds and flowers?—Isn't it, eh?"

He deliberately exaggerated, and sure enough, Ji Yao waved his hands desperately: "No, really not!"

Ji Yao was probably dazzled by Wen Lin's body, and he hasn't noticed until now that his attitude towards Wen Lin has become softer and softer, and he has been led by the nose almost all the time. up.

If this appearance is seen by the cousins, they will be heartbroken-this is simply OOC!

That's when the notification sounded and they were allowed to board the plane.

Wen Lin smiled, patted him on the back, and entered the boarding gate first. When passing by, Ji Yao brought a breeze and brushed his hair.

His words came in the wind: "Don't worry, I won't pester you when I return to China—as I once said, the story that happened in Las Vegas, stay in Las Vegas. "

Ji Yao pressed his chest.

Strange, obviously Wen Lin stole his lines, shouldn't he be happy about this result?But why, he felt, so uncomfortable.

On the plane, Wen Lin closed his eyes and rested his mind. Ji Yao hesitated for a long time, but still said cautiously: "Actually...we don't need to stop contacting at all...you see, our bodies are quite compatible...right."

Wen Lin opened his eyes, glanced at him, and smiled: "You mean to be a friend with benefits? Do you remember what I said when you asked me to be your friend with benefits?"

...you gave me a cup of coffee.

Ji Yao stammered: "Otherwise, why would I be so cautious, because I'm afraid that you will suddenly explode again."

Wen Lin didn't respond.

Ji Yao leaned over and kissed him flatteringly: "Look, what a friend you are, if you want to fuck me, just come here, or I'll send you thousands of miles away - I'm handsome and have tight legs... Hmm...what a deal for you."

Wen Lin was amused: "Since it's all like this, why don't you let me be your boyfriend?"

Ji Yao went back in another second, with a face full of lovelessness, slumped on the seat like a dead fish.

"I'm really scared... To be honest, Wen Lin, the previous two games... were too hurtful. If you want to talk about feelings, I can't afford it now-I have to take it easy. I even think , people like me are not suitable for a serious relationship."

It's so rare that this little liar actually spoke the truth.

Just as Wen Lin wanted to laugh at him, he changed the subject and said with a playful smile: "And you are so good, I don't think I'm good enough for you, you can use me to vent your desires, it's nothing - men, we all understand Yes. And if you have a crush on a girl, I think it's better for you to live with the girl—well, you are so responsible, if I were your boyfriend at that time, you would definitely not look at others, that's right How unfair you are."

As he spoke, he even winked in a very unscrupulous way.

"I know that sounds like an excuse, but I'm... um!"

Before he could say the words "sincerely", Wen Lin pressed him on the back of the chair and kissed him hard for a long time.

When getting up, Wen Lin imitated Zhang He, bent his fingers, flicked a chestnut on his forehead, and sighed: "Like a fool."

Ji Yao touched his mouth: "You agreed?"

Wen Lin laughed at himself: "I've always followed the route of being friends - friends, friends with benefits, and boyfriends. Although I became a husband for a short time, but now I'm an ex-husband - that's okay, it's very respectable, nothing wrong with it."

"Pfft!" Ji Yao covered his stomach, laughed silently and collapsed on the seat.

Wen Lin compared himself with a V in his heart.

Advance by retreating, the ancients were sincere and never deceived me.

In short, after spending enough time outside, Ji Yao, who finally remembered that he was still a student, was finally willing to come back and devote himself to his own work.

Then, as soon as Ji Yao returned to school, he was hit in the face by three bad news, and felt deeply that he was going to kneel.

The first one is that they are now halfway through the second semester of their junior year, and they have almost finished all courses. However, there are too many absenteeisms, and two subjects will probably be retaken directly in the next semester.

Second, starting from May [-]st, they will go to the internship unit for internship. The college requires the class to submit the list of applicants for internship, but Ji Yao is not there, so they are randomly assigned to a certain company.

Third, the school issued a new notice, requiring that from this year onwards, the instructor of the graduation thesis must be the teacher of the subject they have studied.And after learning the news, the top students have already taken action, occupying many teachers' places.

Sounds miserable, doesn't it?

Let alone worse.

The first one, of the two subjects that Ji Yao had confirmed to pass, he was the only one kneeling in one of the subjects, and the teacher of that subject was Jiang Qiutong.

The second thing is that the internship unit that Ji Yao was assigned to was their local leading company, the company was big and the treatment was very good, and Ji Yao would definitely learn something useful. However, Yu Siyuan was transferred to this company.

The third one, until now, the only thesis advisor he can choose... Well, please see the first one.

Ji Yao only felt his palms were cold, and he was sweating in bursts, and his eyes turned black, and he wished he could just die——

This is God's death! ! ! !

He called Zhang He with cold sweat on his face. Zhang He has also been messing around recently. He relied on himself as an injured number and barely injured for the college. He often didn't come to class, and the teachers and classmates didn't say anything. It's broken, so the squad leader can only take the top) and slipped Zhang He in when signing up.

Therefore, this is also a blind man who doesn't care about everything.But he didn't have as many debts as Ji Yao, and he didn't fail a class, so which teacher he was assigned to write papers and which unit he was assigned as an intern didn't have much impact on him.

Speaking of which, these two people are really mudslides in the second generation—Ji Yao is better, flying around all day long, at least he still knows how to pick up a man, Zhang He is really worthy of the name I am sober.

He has only three hobbies, basketball, games, and delicious food - he even uses a bicycle for transportation - no one will believe him when he tells it.

When Xu Yeye went shopping with him for the first time, Zhang He swiped his card to buy her a big suit, which probably cost the down payment of a house in a small town. Bai Fumei, I really don't need you to pay, I'm here with you because of you, it's okay."

Zhang He was stunned for a moment, and it took him a long time to realize that Xu Yeye thought he had borrowed money, and he was speechless for a moment - Ji Yao laughed at this matter for a year.

When he received Ji Yao's call, Zhang He was studying recipes in his room, preparing to make beef stew.

Hearing Ji Yao's voice, he was a little happy at first, but after Ji Yao told him the whole story of what happened abroad, he spontaneously felt disgusted.

"...Wait, Ji Yao, do you know what a 'brief description' is? I'm cooking, and I've been forced to listen to homosexuals dating. I don't want to know how long you've been doing it. ..."

When Ji Yao broke down and said that his thesis teacher and retake teacher were both Jiang Qiutong, Zhang He said coolly: "I think you can ignore that for now... After all, those are things for the next semester-what is right in front of you You are going to practice under your ex-wife soon."

Well, right now, she's not even the housewife, she's directly an ex-wife.

Ji Yao hugged her head: "Damn don't remind me!! I think he will kill me!!! According to my experience, Yu Siyuan must be the kind of master who can kill people after going crazy!"

At this time, the dishes were cooked, Zhang He picked up a piece of beef and put it into his mouth, biting it down, it was fragrant, spicy, and crunchy: "Don't you like to play with excitement, congratulations."

Ji Yaosheng has nothing to love: "Kill me...if I fall into their hands, I will die..."

Zhang He finally couldn't take it anymore, and broke down and fucked: "What's wrong with you gay guys? You're so idle all day long? Don't you have anything to do? Others are like you, they don’t go to class all day long, only thinking about the man’s crotch? One of them is an academic assistant teacher and the other is a company executive, who has the time to talk to you!”

After all, after hearing Zhang He's scolding, instead of being annoyed, he asked weakly, "Then... brother... can I still go to your place today... It's been a long time No wonder...I brought you a gift..."

Zhang He lost his anger when he was called "Brother". With a blank face, he said dryly, "...Oh, come on."

Ji Yao was refreshed for a second, and her voice was crisp and lively: "Then I'll come over now! Are you at home or in the rented house? I brought you Skittles, you must like them!"

Zhang He: "..."

He was a little overwhelmed by this 100% sweet Ji Yao, paused, and then snorted coldly: "Why is your mouth so sweet, if you want to eat my dishes, just say so."

Ji Yao had a hippie smile: "Don't, you make me look so snobby like this—isn't it a bit uncomfortable after eating Western fast food for several days?"

Zhang He pinched the phone expressionlessly, sighed deeply, and felt like an old father who had his heart broken.

On the other side, Wen Lin called Xu Yeye: "I'm back."

Xu Yeye could hear the joy in his voice: "Yo, it's done?"

"uh-huh."

Xu Yeye wiped his face: "Okay, Feng Shui turns around, I used to accompany you to drink, but today it's changed, you have to accompany me."