Scum smell

When I got home, my father and mother were not there, and the whole house was empty.Ji Yao sighed, turned around and crossed the yard, and went to the next door.

After checking the fingerprints proficiently, as soon as I entered the door, I saw two families playing mahjong hula hula.Ji's father's voice came: "Hahahahahahahahahahahaha—sister-in-law accepts it."

Zhang's mother said angrily: "Today you won alone, and you will have to treat later."

Ji Yao was angry at his dantian: "Dad! Mom! Godfather! Godmother! I'm back!"

He recognized the Zhang family as godfather and mother since he was born, and Zhang He did the same.

"Hey, my son is back!" The four voices said in unison.

Ji Yao tricked Zhang He, and he was in a good mood. Now he walked to the game room with a smile on his face, and greeted several adults.

Father Zhang sat by the door, closest to Ji Yao, smiled when he saw him, and beckoned him to go: "Why are you alone, where is Ah He?"

They come together every time.

"I won't tell you guys." As soon as this was mentioned, Ji Yao laughed to himself again - thinking of Zhang He's angry look, he couldn't help but be happy.After laughing enough, like a little mouse who only stole the oil star, he said proudly and mysteriously, "He will come back tomorrow."

Everyone laughed, Mother Ji clapped her hands: "Come on, since it's a secret, let's wait until tomorrow. What do you want to eat? Mom and Godmother will make it for you."

Ji Yao shook his head: "Let's join together when Ah He comes back tomorrow."

Every time the two of them came back, the two families would gather together for a meal, and eat it at home, as the name says, "My son has worked hard in his studies."

After finishing speaking, he emphasized again and again: "Make it rich! It must be rich!"

Ji Yao was spoiled at home. Although his parents were busy and had little time to spend with him when he was a child, it was precisely because of this that they had a special love for Ji Yao—plus Ji Yao was just a bastard. ——Zhang's father and Zhang's mother often hugged him when he was a child, complaining why his son was a stubborn ass.

So as soon as he got home, he seemed to be several years younger in an instant, so sophisticated, smooth and steady, he flew out of the sky, and began to act coquettishly around the adults, coaxing the two ladies in charge of the spoon into joy, explaining in a series of voices Make a big meal every day and eat delicious food.

... So when Zhang He took Xu Yeye home, he was very confused.

It happened to be lunch time when they arrived, and as soon as they opened the door, they saw that all the lights on the first floor were turned on, and the bright lights shone on the spotless floor, showing a different kind of grandeur.The room was full of laughter, accompanied by the aroma of food wafting in from the kitchen, the atmosphere was warm and light.

Ji Yao was standing at the door, smiling and standing in the entrance to meet them.Zhang He was stunned for a moment: "What's going on with this battle? Did you tell them?"

Ji Yao looked innocent: "No, I didn't - I didn't say a word."

Xu Yeye was also a little confused.She has been with Zhang He for more than a year, and she is going to be a senior, and she also intends to continue to develop, so this time Zhang He proposed to meet, and she agreed.

However, Zhang He is crazy—she had a whim on the road just now, and asked how your parents responded to this matter, Zhang He asked inexplicably, didn't they just take them there to meet?Xu Yeye managed to escape, swallowed his breath for a long time, and then asked you if you haven't greeted your parents yet, right?

Zhang He was even more inexplicable, and there was a bit of aggrieved inexplicably: "Didn't you say you were nervous? I'm afraid they will be ready when they find out, and you will be even more nervous when the time comes, so you specifically asked Ji Yao not to talk about it."

——Xu Yeye looked up to the sky and sighed: "You are trying to kill me!"

At this moment, she asked Ji Yao anxiously: "Why are you here?" Did Zhang He ask for foreign aid?

Ji Yao glared at Zhang He: "You didn't tell Ye Ye anything?" After speaking, she turned to look at Xu Yeye with a sympathetic look on her face, "That bastard Zhang He - not only I'm here, but my parents are also there, Today is the usual dinner time for our two families, hold on—he forbids me to make small reports, so I didn’t dare to say anything, just let them be more formal today.”

According to the usual familiarity between the two families, the two ladies are okay today, and the two fathers must be unkempt in pajamas and pajamas, so they met, okay?

Zhang He had a dark face and didn't speak.He felt like he had done something wrong, so even though Ji Yao dared to embarrass him in front of Xu Yeye, he still endured it silently.

Xu Yeye's eyes darkened when he heard this.

At this time, Zhang's mother's voice came from the kitchen: "Hey, is Ah He back?"

Ji Yao changed his face in a second, and said in a sweet voice, "It's Ah He, and he brought a guest, big beauty."

Before Xu Yeye had time to complain about the terrible title of "Ahe", Zhang's mother and Ji's mother came out with a bowl and a plate: "This is..."

"Mom, godmother," Zhang He quickly pulled Xu Yeye over, "This is my girlfriend, named Xu Yeye, I'll bring you home today for you to see."

Xu Yeye obediently went up to say hello: "Hello, two aunts."

She had a smile on her face and was MMP in her heart. Where did he come from? Why did Zhang He never say that!It doesn't say which of the two mothers is which, how will she know which is the kiss and which is the fuck! ! !

Zhang's mother was stunned, and she almost couldn't hold the plate firmly: "When did you talk about a girlfriend?"

Ji's mother also looked astonished, standing next to Zhang's mother with straight eyes.Ji Yao also came to his senses, did not smile again, but stared at his own mother and his godmother with a puzzled expression.

Xu Yeye's eyes became even darker when he heard the words—the co-author Zhang He's family didn't even know that he had a girlfriend?

Zhang He looked puzzled: "Didn't I say that?"

Everyone was so angry that they vomited blood: "You didn't say that!"

Ji Yao: "..."

Zhang He: "..."

Xu Yeye: "........."

After a flurry of introductions and explanations, the six members of the family and Xu Yeye finally sat at the dinner table.Father Zhang specially opened red wine to celebrate a little.

Xu Yeye has a beautiful appearance and a generous and decent conversation. He is sincere and polite when chatting with the elders. The atmosphere at the dinner table is very good.

After drinking a few glasses of wine, Ji Yao's chatterbox began to babble--the current seating is like this, a long dining table, Zhang's father sits at the head, and there are two slides below, with three children on one side and three children on the other. An elder, next to Ji Yao is Zhang He, and the front is facing Zhang's mother.

"Godmother, let me tell you, don't complain about Ah He's cold face in the future, he still has two dimples anyway——There is a psychology teacher in our school, that's..."

While eating, he danced and danced, complaining vividly about the school's big devil teacher, and calmly helped Xu Yeye out of the siege—just now all the elders were asking Xu Yeye alone, and he couldn't stand it.

Zhang's mother smiled when he opened his mouth to speak, she looked at Ji Yao's bulging cheeks, the more she looked at her, the more she fell in love with him, and she picked up two shrimps for him: "Oh, we are wronged, come, eat more. "

Ji Yao flattered: "Your craftsmanship is much better than that of Ah He."

Zhang He snorted, and stretched out his chopsticks to pick up the shrimp in his bowl.Ji Yao curled his lips, and was about to complain when he saw a few peeled shrimps thrown into his bowl: "You can't stop your mouth with so much food."

Ji Yao: "..." He stared at Zhang He, the corners of his eyes twitching.

Zhang He was puzzled, and he peeled a few shrimps and threw them into the bowl: "Your eyes are cramping?"

——Aren’t you stupid! ! ! !

Zhang's mother also laughed and said: "Why are you standing there? Didn't you say you like to eat godmother's shrimp? Eat it quickly."

Ji's mother covered her face, feeling that the scene in front of her was so satisfying and indescribable, she also put a shrimp into Xu Yeye's bowl: "I have been squeamish since I was a child, and I am used to bossing his brother around, don't mind." She turned her head and angrily Zhang He, "I'm so big, he has hands and feet, peel him something, and take care of Ye Ye!"

Zhang's mother was stunned, and she was busy picking up vegetables for Xu Yeye, and Zhang He was also stunned, and she froze to peel the shrimp for Xu Yeye.

It's not that he doesn't love Xu Yeye, it's just that when the two families have dinners since childhood, there must be braised shrimp, and he will always sit next to Ji Yao. come over.

Xu Yeye: "..."

She didn't have a problem with such a trivial matter, but she couldn't laugh or cry, she felt that Zhang He and Ji Yao were really like their mothers.

Father Ji sat there all the time, listening to them teasing with a smile, but didn't say much, and so did Father Zhang.Seeing a few children whispering something suddenly, Zhang He was stunned for a moment, Ji Yao desperately gestured, Xu Yeye nodded desperately, and played the side drum for Ji Yao.The three chatted more and more vigorously, almost dancing.

Looking at it, the eye circles suddenly turned red.

He suddenly poured some wine for himself, and poured it for Zhang's father: "Brother... I feel so happy today!"

Father Zhang also nodded, and clinked glasses with him: "The children are all grown up, and Ah He has a girlfriend, so I'm going to be the next one."

Father Ji took a sip, as if he was a little drunk, and clinked glasses with Father Zhang again and again.In the end, Zhang's father probably got drunk, and became a little sad: "Ah He actually has a girlfriend, has a girlfriend—good! Good!"

The two elders hugged each other and cried.

Mother Zhang: "..."

Mother Ji: "..."

Ji Yao: "..."

Xu Yeye: "..."

Zhang He: "..."

Do the whole family feel that he is destined to live alone!

——Zhang He, male, 21 years old, still wondering if he brought the child in his arms.