Scum smell

So they began to "desensitize".

One of the most intuitive manifestations is that Yu Siyuan lived in grandiosely, and took up one-third of Ji Yao's bed.Jiang Qiutong was so annoyed by this that he wished he could kick his brother out.

It was a weekend, and Ji Yao didn't have to go to work.When Jiang Qiutong thought that he could spend a whole day with Ji Yao, he felt extremely happy.Since Ji Yao vowed to make breakfast the day before and let him taste his own cooking, he couldn't help but wait a while longer, and secretly waited for a while to see if Ji Yao would come to wake him up wearing an apron.

Speaking of which, although he is also a man who has been married once, until today, he suddenly had the feeling of "could this be a newlywed?"

result……

Indeed, a man in an apron came to tell him to get up and eat, but that man was not Ji Yao, but Yu Siyuan.

"..." Jiang Qiutong almost couldn't control his fist at this moment.He stabilized his heart, and then asked with a cold face: "Where's Ji Yao?"

Yu Siyuan said with a smile: "He found out that the oil was used up, so he went to buy oil."

Why not you to buy.

His younger brother seemed to understand his heart, and said in a malicious voice: "Because I want to wake up my elder brother."

Jiang Qiutong: "..."

He only hated himself for not strangling that scrawny brat to death more than ten years ago.

The two of them almost didn't fight on Ji Yao's bed, it was full of childish provocations, and it gradually developed in a more violent direction.If Ji Yao hadn't come back in time, they might really have fought.

When Ji Yao came back with a big bag of ingredients, he saw that the bedroom was much messier than before he left. He was silent for a while, and decided to pretend that he didn't notice anything. He tore off the apron from Yu Siyuan's body and tied it while go to the kitchen.

He heard the footsteps of two men behind him—they chased them out.

Ji Yao couldn't help but raise the corners of her lips.

That night, Jiang Qiutong was furious.

It was a special situation for the three of them to sleep together on the first day, but what the hell does Yu Siyuan mean by not leaving tonight?He kicked Yu Siyuan off the bed: "Get out of here. This bed is small enough, Ji Yao and I sleep just right, but you forced me in last night and almost squeezed me out."

Yu Siyuan just didn't go down, and gave full play to the dark-skinned true qualities of a profiteer: "You think it's too crowded, you go, anyway, I won't go, the owner of this house hasn't spoken yet, brother, why are you so anxious - isn't it? Hey?" In the last sentence, he turned his head and raised his voice to Ji Yao who had just come out of the bathroom.

Ji Yao sneered, shaking off the water droplets all over his body, tearing off the bath towel around his waist as if no one else was there, bent over and put on his underwear, and said while changing: "This is an internal matter between you brothers, what has it to do with me. Look Have you ever lived in the animal world? The male lions on the grassland always fight first, and the one who wins gets the right to mate, and the lioness is his trophy. I am the trophy, and want to separate the winners and losers? Then you fight first."

After he finished speaking, he felt that there was no sound behind him. When he turned around, he saw two men looking at him in unison, with straight eyes.Ji Yao laughed, and asked them: "Do you want me to wear pajamas?"

Yu Siyuan said without hesitation, "Of course not."

Ji Yao made an OK gesture, put on a pair of underwear and went to bed, and moved the two brothers to the sides, lying in the middle consciously.

The men were startled by his uncompromising, natural attitude, until Ji Yao turned his head left and right, glanced at them respectively, and asked, "I have to go to work tomorrow, so I'm going to sleep?" They just woke up like a dream.

"Okay, there is no objection. Good night, both of you." Ji Yao finished speaking on his own, closing his eyes, with a serene expression of "Believe it or not, I'm already asleep and no one can wake me up"— —The little one looks pretty similar.

Yu Siyuan and Jiang Qiutong looked at each other in dismay, then with complicated and delicate moods, they also called a truce and turned off the lights, and each went to sleep.As for how to describe that feeling, it is probably, "Although I know you are scumbag and thick-skinned, but I never thought that you have become so scumbag"—to put it simply, because expectations have dropped to the lowest, So instead of being angry.

Even so, the way men compete for a partner is always full of gunpowder. That night, a small-scale battle broke out between Yu Siyuan and Jiang Qiutong, and the reason was only because of Ji Yao who was really asleep. Get into Yu Siyuan's arms, but Jiang Qiutong wants to drag him back.

At the beginning, the two armed forces only had a tentative confrontation, which ended with Jiang Qiutong wrapping Ji Yao in his arms.However, as the sleeping Ji Yao lightly rubbed against the man's neck, Yu Siyuan took the initiative to launch a second round of attacks.The ending was regrettable, the two were evenly matched, and Ji Yao rolled out of Jiang Qiutong's arms, sleeping in a large font in the middle of the bed.

However, the flames of war had escalated, and the two fought, and the fight became more and more fierce, as if they were knocked down by Xuanmai, and they couldn't stop at all.The sound of ping-pong-pong finally alarmed Ji Yao, he rubbed his eyes, propped himself up, worked hard for a long time, and finally saw the two rolling into a ball in the dark.

What should ordinary people do at this time?

——"Don't fight! Don't hurt your brothers!"?

——"It's all my fault! It's all my fault!"?

No, it is impossible for Ji Yao to say such virtuous and virtuous words, it is impossible in this life, in fact, after he figured out what happened, he lifted the pillow expressionlessly, and directly swung it until it was pinched into a ball on the heads of the two brothers.

"Didn't sleep in the middle of the night, lay an egg, I said that I have to go to work tomorrow! Why don't I fight earlier, what time is it now?"

After speaking, he lifted up the soft pillow, patted the faces of the two of them three times, and then left with the quilt in his arms.

"You guys continue to fight, I'm going to sleep on the sofa, if you dare to wake me up again, I'll ask the security to throw you out!"

After uttering harsh words, Ji Yao ignored the stunned Lion Brothers, lay down on the sofa, and fell asleep.

In fact, Ji Yao didn't know whether the two brothers continued to fight that night, who won, and how they slept in the end, because when he woke up early the next morning, the other two had already woken up , and as if nothing had happened——if Yu Siyuan's mouth hadn't been broken, and Jiang Qiutong's forehead hadn't been bruised, Ji Yao probably really thought that he sleepwalked and fell asleep on the sofa last night.

A month later.

"So, that's why you came to live with me again?"

Zhang He pointed to the piles of Zhou Hei Ya on the coffee table, expressionless: "You take them for the room fee? Just a few boxes of Zhou Hei Ya and you want to get rid of me? Have you ever counted how many times you have stayed with me during this period? Do you really fucking treat this as your mother's home?"

Ji Yao pretended that he didn't hear Zhang He complaining about him when he went back to his natal family. He was full of flattery, and his expression was like the traitors in anti-Japanese movies decades ago: "Where, these are just filial piety."

After speaking, he leaned over again, rubbing Zhang He's shoulders and legs thoughtfully and courteously, and Zhang He was like an old man, sitting on the sofa with Da Ma Jin Dao, closing his eyes to enjoy Ji Yao's service.

During this time, the two brothers had been arguing, probably because they accepted it rationally but couldn't accept it emotionally—and physically, too. The two often quarreled over little things. As for the 3P?That was too much thinking. He hadn't done anything with anyone this month, but because he was often annoyed by being the eye of a typhoon, he turned his head and left.

Desensitization treatment is deadlocked.

When I ran away from home for the first time, because I was not proficient in business and forgot to bring my mobile phone key wallet, I had to go to Zhang He in misery.Later, it became a habit. Every time the two brothers finished their romping and tidied up the house, they would come to Zhang He to pick them up.

At the beginning, the two found that Ji Yao was still nervous when he went to sleep in his small place, after all, Ji Yao, what-everyone knew.Later, I didn't know whether it was numbness or wanting to open it, but I was able to knock on Zhang He's door calmly.

Speaking of it, Zhang He is really a strange creature among the second generation. He hasn't even bought a small house for himself - it's not that he didn't buy it, but he just threw it there. and loft office.Ji Yao was really drunk. It wasn't that he didn't have money when he was a child, but he ended up living so hard and plainly, that's the goddamn Buddha.

He really wanted to call Zhang He Lafayette.

Zhang He signaled Ji Yao to put more effort on the shoulder: "What's wrong this time?"

Not only did Ji Yao look alike, but he also looked alike with his black and white mouth, just listening to his mouth turn over, and he opened his mouth to complain, and it sounded a lot like that—

"I'm really out of ideas, Zhang He, do you know what doves occupy the magpie's nest? It's about the pair of brothers who came into my house to eat my food and occupy my bed, what the hell—"

Zhang He answered smoothly: "The one who still sleeps with you."

Ji Yao got stuck in embarrassment, he couldn't take it anymore.

They don't talk about sex very much, and even occasionally talk about dirty jokes. Among the boys who are full of trains, they are all elementary school students' innocent grades.In this regard, Zhang He was very considerate. He knew that Ji Yao couldn't let go, so he said very little.In fact, he always felt that Ji Yao was very contradictory, obviously this person had done all kinds of shameless things, but in some places, it always made people feel a kind of...how should I put it...pure love.

Yes, pure love.

Now that Ji Yao was choking, Zhang He felt that this guy was so fucking innocent, and even thought that a 3P scum was innocent-he felt that he was simply sick.

Then he comforted himself, this is probably the nature of father and son, anyway, I think everything is good when I look at my son.

"All right, all right, you are the most innocent, you are the most unlucky little white lotus in the whole world." Zhang He motioned him not to press it, bent down and took out the duck shelf from a large bag locker, and tore off the fresh-keeping box neatly. Mo, "So I'm curious, who is the older and who is the younger of the two of them now? Who is the concubine? Or...or, how do you say that word? 'Big at both ends'?"

"Damn it!!" Ji Yao burst out as soon as he heard it, he covered his belly and laughed until he had enough before asking: "Zhang He, you are such a fucking treasure of a straight man—I beg you to tell me, everyone They all grew up eating a pot of rice, why are you so good?"

Where the hell did it come from? Such a brain full of feudal dross thoughts is still big at both ends, hahahahaha.

Zhang He's face was numb: "What do you think, besides Xu Yeye, who else is there?"

When mentioning her, Ji Yao would like Coke, and he sat down next to Zhang He, carefully peeled Zhang Hezai off the duck rack, and poured all the boring meat strips into his mouth in a while, and asked inarticulately: "Can you and Xu Yeye succeed? Will you fucking chase women?"

Zhang He and Xu Yeye also had troubles. After Zhang He chased him for so long, Xu Yeye never gave an accurate answer, whether he agreed or disagreed.Once Zhang He complained to Fa Xiao: "She has changed! She can actually catch men now!"

"Aha..." Ji Yao, the instigator, laughed, and agreed without blushing, "That's right! She has changed!"

Jump back in time to the present.

"Ji Yao, I'll fuck you!" Zhang He was in a hurry, his slender and strong fingers pinched Ji Yao's chin, and went to break his mouth: "You fucking spit it out!"

Ji Yao also felt uncomfortable if he didn't play hard, he exaggeratedly chewed it a few times, and then raised his eyebrows meanly: "It's really delicious~"

Zhang He looked at him silently, then pressed him to the ground and beat him.

When Jiang Qiutong came to pick him up the next day—Yu Siyuan didn’t want to come, he felt a headache whenever he saw Zhang He—Fa Xiao, who usually threw him out of the door with Ji Yao’s collar, didn’t this time, but Follow them downstairs.

"???" Jiang Qiutong felt heartbroken for a moment. Yu Siyuan didn't want to see Zhang He, and he didn't want to see this former student either. When he thought of those two people, he was sticky in his class. , he just wanted to go back to the past and shake the water out of his mind—he came here bravely, because he lost in the boxing game, "Zhang He, you...?"

"Oh, I'm going to do some errands." Zhang He was wearing a hooded sweater, with his hands in the pockets of his sweatpants, and a tall and long pair of sticks stuck to the door of the car, casually said.

"It's just on the way, don't mind if I rub the car."

Jiang Qiutong: No, I really mind.

Next:

——Zhang Hechu was at the door, gesticulating at Ji Yu, as if calling a puppy: "Come here. I have a surprise for you."

—It was a red invitation card.

Thank you for your comfort, and the little angel specially blessed me in the private message, thank you, I am much better now.You should also treat your family well.