What evil can a dog have?

Fu Dishen dragged the dirty dog ​​into the bathroom, rolled up his sleeves with the shower and gave Chi Chi a shower.He was bathing a dog for the first time, he had no experience, and he was worried that he would be disobedient.But the truth was better than he imagined, the good dog didn't bark or make trouble, but just kept digging into Fu Di's deep arms.As if on purpose, all the dirty water from his body was stained on Fu Dishen's body. Fu Dishen was wearing a white dress, which was stained with spots.In the end, Fu Dishen had no choice but to take off his T-shirt and take a shower.

He put his hand on the button of his trouser belt, and when he was about to unbutton it, he turned his head and saw Chi Chi's big shiny black eyes.People say that children's eyes are the darkest and brightest, because there is no trace of worldly impurities, and now looking at Chi Chi's eyes, Fu Dishen feels guilty out of thin air.He felt something was wrong, so he put on his pants first and washed Chi Chi clean.

In this bathroom, the toilet and shower room are separated by a glass door.It was too late after washing, Fu Dishen drove it to the toilet, then closed the glass door, took off his pants, turned on the shower and took a quick shower.When the water touched his skin, he seemed to be relieved, and his whole body relaxed. Outside the glass door, he was still wet and hadn't been wiped clean, and it was circling anxiously in front of the glass door.

The hot water brought water vapor, which blurred the glass door, and Mr. Beimingxuan couldn't see Fu Dishen clearly.

He whimpered.

Hearing the sound, Fu Dishen, who was taking a bath in the shower, couldn't help laughing at him: "Do you think you are a wolf?"

Lord Beimingxuan lowered his head unhappily, and scratched the ground with his paws.

I am a wolf...

Fu Di washed quickly, wiped off the water, put on some clothes casually, and then took a towel to wipe off the water on Chi Chi's body.The sun was shining outside the window, so one person and one dog ran to the dojo to bask in the sun, and dried their furs by the way.In the afternoon sun, people's bones are softened, and the ears are accompanied by cicadas, and the sound of the stream not far away can be heard from time to time.Fu Dishen hadn't felt so comfortable for a long time, leaning on the rocking chair and swinging slowly, holding a fan in his hand to fan the wind once in a while.Lay on the ground for a long time to dry hair, wait until the left side is almost dry, then turn around to dry the right side.

The aunt is choosing vegetables, and the green spinach is growing gratifyingly.

After resting for a while, I saw the old man coming back from the market with a basket of pork on his back.As soon as he took his seat, he took off his straw hat and fanned himself, complaining about the terrible weather, it was fine if he didn't move, but he was so hot that he would die if he moved.Fu Dishen got up quickly and fanned someone with his small fan, and handed him the strong tea that had been brewing for a long time.

"Hey, I asked all the way to the market, and I didn't hear that anyone lost their dog." The uncle took a sip of strong tea and let out a long breath. The tea made by himself is still comfortable. After one sip, the heat will be completely gone. Xiao Xiao, "You said this is a beautiful dog, why would someone throw it away?"

Ignoring their conversation for a long time, it just saw a butterfly flying in front of it, dragging its fat body to catch the butterfly.

"I don't know, I'm just worried that if it is brought by a tourist, it will be bad if it gets lost."

"It's okay, I'll ask you when I go to Sangu's house to play mahjong at night." The aunt chose the spinach and walked to the kitchen with the big washbasin. "In the evening, we will eat fried spinach and stewed bacon with winter bamboo shoots." , Mushroom Minced Meat Soup, are you hungry now, there are still a few rice dumplings in the kitchen that I can cook for you?"

"No need, ma'am," Fu Dishen hurriedly stopped her, not sure if it was because of the peak tourist season during this time, grandpa and grandma couldn't see anyone, looking at her, she wanted to stuff all the good things to herself .Fu Dishen has eaten a tea egg, a bowl of mung bean soup, and a piece of sesame seed cake since he took a bath.Just now the aunt took a box of biscuits and put them in front of Fu Dishen, but Fu Dishen couldn't eat any more.

"Hey, why are you and I being polite? After you pay the money, the aunt has to take care of you," the aunt said while walking to the kitchen. Fu Dishen couldn't stop her, so she didn't bother to stop her.

On the other hand, Chichi played with the uncle, and the uncle liked to touch Chichi's white hair, it was very soft to the touch.Chi Chi likes the uncle's calloused palms, just in time to scratch his back.Seeing the boredom, the uncle asked Fu Dishen: "I think you young people like to play with mobile phones, why don't you play? I have WiFi at home, and the password is not the same as yours..."

"No need, I don't like playing with mobile phones very much," Fu Dishen's face changed, and he was not easy to get angry in front of others, so he smiled to cover up his embarrassment, "I'm out to play anyway, what are you doing with your mobile phone?"

"That's right," the uncle rubbed his head, "I said that if Chi Chi's owner can't be found, why don't you take him with you and raise him. You two get along so well."

The uncle talked to himself, but Fu Dishen didn't say anything.

He even planned to find a chance to die, how could he drag such a life.

Mr. Beimingxuan, who rolled on the ground several times, felt bored seeing no one paying attention to him.This man Fu Dishen really has no meaning at all, and he doesn't play with his mobile phone on weekdays, he just looks at the sky and the earth.Although it is really comfortable to sleep next to Fu Dishen, but he is a god and does not need to sleep, and now he is tired, why not go back to Tiangong to play with the gods.

Wait for the right opportunity to run away.

late at night.

After confirming that Fu Dishen was asleep several times, Lord Beimingxuan returned to his human form and walked out of the bedroom.

After leaving the gate of the B&B, he flew up, took small steps, stepped on the tops of the dense green bamboo forest, took three steps into the air, and finally landed firmly on the slanting branch of a pine tree.Teased by the moonlight, he is a beautiful snow shadow under the moonlight.Lord Beimingxuan scattered his spiritual power and was about to call out the mountain god, but before he could do anything, the mountain god ran out.

"Your Majesty, what can I order?" The mountain god ran until his hat was crooked, and he was relieved for a day or two. Why did this ancestor come to the door again.

Lord Beimingxuan said bluntly: "I'm going back to heaven, I'm tired of this human world."

What?

That doesn't work.

Gouchen Shanggong Heavenly Emperor Sang Yu gave the order to die, and must keep Beimingxuan Lord in the human world for as long as he can.If he just went back like this, how could he explain to the Heavenly Emperor?

"No, you can't go back just yet."

As soon as these words came out, the mountain god knew that he had offended Mr. Beimingxuan.One of the five emperors, no one in the world would dare to stop his car except the other four emperors.

Lord Beimingxuan was not angry at all, he lay down on the branch, and asked calmly: "Then why can't you go back? If you can't tell, I'll flatten your mountain today."

Hearing this, the Mountain God was startled, and beads of sweat dripped from his forehead, "Because... because of your hair loss, ah, no, hair loss."

"what?"

"You see, although you are a god, your hair loss is well known in the Three Realms. Everyone talks about the white snow in northern Xinjiang, but they don't know that there are also your white hairs in those snowflakes, so people care about that. It’s called Gou Mao Daxue,” the mountain god stepped forward and said, “I have the courage to give it a try.”

He reached out his hand to touch Mr. Beimingxuan's long white hair, and as expected, several strands of white hair fell out as soon as he reached out his hand: "Look, at your hair loss rate, within a few decades, you will become a white hair." A hairless dog... ah, no wolf. But look at me, although my hair is gray, it is smooth and shiny, and it never falls out. It is because I often supplement sleep that my hair grows so well."

Seeing that Mr. Beimingxuan listened carefully and didn't refute a word, the mountain god continued to add fuel and jealousy: "I know who you, Mr. Beimingxuan, were afraid of, but aren't you afraid of being ugly? At that time, the four emperors of the heavens will laugh at you for becoming bald. You just make the sound of 'bald bald'."

Mr. Beimingxuan lifted up a strand of his white hair, don't tell me, it seems that he is really a little scared.

"Are you sure that sleeping can solve these problems? Can't I take some medicine? Taishang Laojun..."

"The Taishang Laojun also sleeps. If he didn't oversleep, how could you have had the opportunity to dismantle his alchemy furnace last time? Yuelao sleeps too, otherwise how could there be some mistakes? Sleep, how can you have such a beautiful face when you are so boring on the moon and don’t sleep with the rabbit in your arms? The Queen Mother of the West is also sleeping, have you forgotten her affair with King Zhou Mu?”

Everyone sleeps together, but he can't. After a hundred years, he will lose all his hair and become a bald boy.

"No, no, no, I can't let them come and laugh at me," Mr. Beimingxuan is not afraid of anything else, but desperate for face, he can do anything for his own appearance, "I'm going to find Fu Dishen right now! From now on he will be mine Exclusive pillow!"

The mountain god heaved a sigh of relief, but he had left this ancestor behind.

But just two steps away, Mr. Beimingxuan turned back and told the mountain god: "Tomorrow at ten o'clock in the morning, you will turn into a human and go to the homestay at the foot of the mountain, and say that I am your dog, but you don't want it anymore. Then ask Fu Di to take me in, do you hear me!"

"As ordered," the mountain god thought he had changed his mind, heaved a sigh of relief after hearing this, and watched Beimingxuan Lord go down the mountain.

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